#Elliott Levey

[faethraziel]

oi, meu nome é elliott e eu me apaixonei por uma pessoa próxima à mim e vou começar a postar uma série de poemas inspirados nele que chamo de "vou rezar pra dessa vez dar certo" porque foi o que eu fiz. o primeiro se chama:

"Não me dê as costas. Não vai; pra longe de mim."

e segue um diálogo imaginário sem metáforas ou alegorias mas sim palavras cruas. aproveitem!

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tô rezando pra dessa vez dar certo

porque minhas idéias acabaram

sobre o que fazer

quando tua presença faltar pra mim...

está prestes a chover

e essa vai ser a primeira chuva que vou ver depois de ter aprendido a ver o mundo de forma diferente. tu disse à um colega teu hoje que tu vai faltar aos domingos.

algum tapa que eu recebesse de ti não levaria como ofensa pessoal. mas aquilo que tu disse a ele, eu levei. porque tu falou com simplicidade, como se aquilo não representasse fim de metade do mundo pra mim.

como tu ousa me deixar dessa forma?

"não é nada, felipe. é só um dia."

claro que pra tu é só um dia. tua vida é completa sem mim e na equação do todo, eu não faria diferença.

"também não é bem assim."

como eu vou saber o que é se quando pergunto, a forma que tu me responde é o mais transparente que tu consegue ser e eu ainda não encontro qualquer alívio?!

"tu acha mesmo que é amor?"

como tu ousou me deixar?

"eu te fiz uma pergunta."

eu também. responda. porque eu não abandonei ninguém. quem fala todo dia de deixar o outro é você. eu levei como ataque pessoal porque era apaixonado por tua presença. tu é a única coisa boa em minha vida quando se trata do mundo novo e tu vai assim sem ao menos pensar em minha companhia. vai estar desistindo do único dia em que podíamos ficar sozinhos. por que me deixou então?

"não foi pessoal."

eu acredito em você.

"tava fazendo o que achei melhor pra mim. preciso daquele tempo e não posso disperdiça-lo naquele lugar-"

valeria a pena porque seria do meu lado. não vê que não é sobre nada mais além de mim mesmo e meu desejo de lhe ter por perto? eu faria valer a pena porque te teria perto de mim. não vê?! Será que é preciso eu gritar pros quatro cantos do mundo que nada mais importava além de sempre colocar o outro em primeiro lugar?

"eu não cresci assim. não é minha culpa que eu não pense nas consequências. eu mesmo não me machucaria com isso então não chego nem a me perguntar 'por que você sim?'."

...

...

obrigado por ser meu amigo. adeus.

"você não respondeu: ainda acha que é amor?"

eu não sei. por isso tentava passar o máximo de tempo próximo de você. primeiro pra aproveitar de tua alma e segundo pra descobrir. vemos que alguém pensou em um plano pra escapar disso e esse alguém não fui eu.

"você tá sendo infantil."

eu sei. cedi à criança em mim que esperneia pra alguém que ela ama ficar.

"não importa, eu tô indo."

eu sei. como último ato de amor, poderia até lhe mostrar o caminho se assim precisar.

[hayleysprout13]

Cabaret @ Playhouse Theatre / Kit Kat Club

Not me voluntarily reviewing a show I didn't need to review. Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club --->

Rating: 4.5/5Running until: 1st October 2022 (Eddie Redmayne and Jessie Buckley appear until 19th March)Ticket link: https://kitkat.club/cabaret-london/tickets/ My first theatre trip of the year and what a start to the year. Myself and my friends Leah and Dana finally got to experience Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club having had the tickets booked for almost 6 months. This highly anticipated revival…

[corpyburd]

Ralph Ackerman in Season 3

[emeraldbirdcollector]

Why David Tennant and Catherine Tate are the BEST Benedick and Beatrice EVER.

I have just seen this version of Much Ado About Nothing. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1wo_8L3Yc&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBEyNB5pFhI&feature=youtu.be

It is STUNNING. Not just for the physical comedy, though Tennant is an absoilute master of physical comedy, especially that involving hips, and Tate is right up there with him. (Tennant chews the scenery just as much as Branagh did in the same part, but Branagh appears to be doing it to call attention to himself, while Tennant manages to convince you that the scenery is Tasty and he’s enjoying his meal thoroughly.) Not just for the kid who shows up at random bits and gets laughs by Being A Kid. 

But Tennant’s Benedick and Tate’s Beatrice get some things right that I’ve never seen a Benedick and Beatrice get right before. 

(This is going to get long, so I’m going to put the rest of this under a tag. Please excuse me while I geek out in geeky fashion. This is my favorite play and now this one is my favorite version of it.)

They get the seriousness of what Claudio does to Hero. Both of them do. It’s a hard thing to grasp in our modern age, where an accusation like that and a rejection might break a young woman’s heart and leave her the subject of unpleasant gossip for a little while. but no worse. In the context of the play, though, Claudio would have been kinder to run Hero through with his sword. He has effectively and completely ruined her life for good, denied her marriage of any sort, denied her any chance at a healthy adult life and family, left her a lonely pariah outcast and rejected by even her dearest family members (or at least she’s supposed to be, but while Leonato goes along with it, Beatrice, bless her, refuses utterly). Which is why when she is proven innocent, he needs to make a Very Public confession of how wrong he was and how innocent she was, to undo the damage he did to her (and even then, there’s probably some remaining). 

Leonato is bitterly shamed and furious - first at Hero, but then when he’s finally persuaded that she’s innocent, at Claudio and Don Pedro. But his fury is for the shame brought on him and his family name. Hero is a symbol to him, his Sweet Obedient Daughter who has been a Good Girl so far and made him proud, and he is perfectly willing to turn on her the moment she doesn’t fit that image any more. 

Only two people immediately and completely believe Hero innocent and stand by her. The Friar, who as a Man of God is pure of heart enough to see Hero’s purity - and Beatrice, who loves Hero as her sister, who sees her as a human being who has been bitterly betrayed and wronged, who reaches out to embrace and protect her, who is utterly furious on her behalf. Hero is a person to Beatrice as she is to no one else, not just a role being played or a mobile piece of decorative household furniture that has suddenly developed an unexpected and not-previously-visible flaw. And maybe Beatrice also feels a bit of guilt there, because she wasn’t sharing a bed with Hero that night and can’t prove her innocent, likely because she was busy mooning over Benedick. 

Benedick - and Tennant does this masterfully - is stunned and in shock, and has no idea which way to turn. His loyalties are ripped nearly in two by the wedding scene - he trusts and is fond of Claudio and the Prince, but here they’re doing something really shockingly awful to a woman beloved of his own darling Beatrice, and Beatrice is as convinced of her innocence as he is of Claudio and Don Pedro’s honorable natures. He’s sure there’s got to be some misunderstanding. He wants to blame Don John, whom he does not like or trust, instead of his friends. He wants to restore sanity, find the solution, fix things. He’s the one who keeps pulling Leonato away, preventing him from hurting Hero physically, who joins with the Friar in urging everyone to calm down and think rationally, who wants to hear everybody out and find a sensible explanation for all this.

And then he’s alone with Beatrice, and her grief visibly hurts him, to the point where he blurts out his love for her just because he wants to comfort her. And for a while, she does cheer up, and she confesses her feelings too, and for a moment he forgets the situation and rejoices in her love - and then she tells him to “Kill Claudio,” and he’s shocked back into the moment. 

What Catherine Tate gets right here is Beatrice’s RAGE. She is furious at what has been done to her innocent cousin (whom, given the difference in their temperaments, she has probably looked out for and been protective of all their lives). She is absolutely merciless as she outlines, piece by piece, just how badly Hero has been wronged, belied, betrayed - and how brutal Claudio has been, and how vital it is to stand up for Hero now. She is frustrated almost to the point of madness because she can’t do it this time, she can’t fight Claudio, she hasn’t the training or the physical strength, But she will damned well make sure someone does, even if it means sending the man she loves out to either die or kill his best friend. Claudio. Must. Die.

Most Benedicks here retain a sense of torn loyalty, and go off to fight Claudio reluctantly because Beatrice demands it and it is an essential task to win her heart. Tennant’s Benedick listens to Beatrice, hears what she has to say, genuinely respects her judgement - and he is persuaded. His loyalties rip completely, and he willingly chooses his side, not just because Beatrice is on that side, but because Beatrice’s side is the right side. He challenges Claudio because he firmly believes Claudio has behaved badly and should be called out on it, and he resigns from the army because he has been persuaded that Don Pedro is no longer a fit leader to serve.  He loves Beatrice not just enough to fight for her cousin, but enough to listen to her, to trust her, to respect her, to be convinced by her. And that is why he is worthy of her - and why Don John could not get him, ever, the way he got Claudio, because Benedick would have talked to Beatrice, one lover to another, and worked out what was going on, rather than throwing her aside like a piece of artwork he bought that turned out to be a forgery. 

And in the end, most Benedicks are relieved to be able to pin everything on Don John and cheerfully, completely reconcile with Claudio. Tennant’s Benedick doesn’t, quite. He gets, as other Benedicks have not, the significance of the line being “An you are like to be my kinsman, live unbruised,” instead of “an you are innocent, let us be friends again.” There’s a bit of menace in his delivery of that line, even a warning slap in the face on the “live unbruised” - what he’s really saying is not the usual, relieved, “Oh, good, you’re innocent and it’s all that bastard John’s fault, so we’re friends again,” but “I saw what you were willing to do to my kinswoman, my wife’s best friend and sister. She’s forgiven you, and she’s in your power now, so I’ll make peace with you for the family’s sake. But try that again, and I will END you.” (To his credit, Claudio accepts that as deserved, which it is.)

Tennant and Tate also do an absolutely brilliant job of convincing the audience from the beginning that they’re really crazy in love with each other, letting their love for each other show through their sparring, making it clear that the sparring is just a protective shield to keep the other from breaking their heart again (and it’s quite clear that they’ve had some sort of relationship, and it broke - probably because Benedick was afraid of commitment - and now they’re each convinced the other hates them, but they’re still unable to stop thinking about each other, so they cover it up by constant bickering and insults). Beatrice can’t help asking the messenger if Benedick is back safely from the wars - she frames it as insults, but she’s clearly been worried. Benedick is genuinely hurt by Beatrice insulting him to his disguised face at the ball (and oh, that disguise, and the way Tennant wears it, it’s gorgeous- those HIPS omg) - unlike Branagh’s Benedick, who seems more resentful of the blow to his ego and the insult to the wit of which he is so proud, Tennant’s Benedick is brokenhearted because he’s just heard the woman he really loves dismiss him with apparent contempt and dislike. Beatrice, when questioned by Don Pedro, makes it quite clear that she’s lonely, but that she’s not prepared to marry for anything but real love - and pretty much confesses outright, in that quiet and vulnerable moment with someone who cares and won’t mock her, that her heart is still Benedick’s. And just before the eavesdropping scene, in Benedick’s monologue, he adds just a little tweak to the description of the Ideal Woman Who Could Convince Him To Marry that makes it quite clear he’s thinking of Beatrice and her alone. The palpable relief they show when they can finally admit their feelings, and when they realize the other still loves them, is glorious. They can’t keep themselves from bursting into laughter at inappropriate moments, not just because the situation is funny, but because they’ve just got so many FEELINGS and they’re finally able to be let out and it’s such a relief that they’re both downright giddy. It’s adorable. 

I would also comment here that it’s not just Tennant and Tate, though they steal the show - the other actors in this are brilliant, too.  Elliott Levey as Don John is masterfully insinuating and sneaky, a talented gaslighter, while Tom Bateman’s Claudio is just innocent and gullible enough to be readily deceived, and manages to show a level of remorse and repentance once Hero’s innocence is revealed  that make me feel less sorry for Hero having to marry him in the end than I usually am. You get the feeling he might genuinely have learned from his mistake and might be a better person in future. Jonathan Coy, as Leonato, plays him as a comfortable, genial sort of squire whose world has been turned upside down, and who is furious and out of his depth and passionately determined to get his honor back, whether that means throwing away his cherished daughter or killing his former potential son-in-law. Someone is going to pay for publicly humiliating him (not Hero, him). 

 Adam James’s Don Pedro has an easy air of authority - until Don John’s treachery is revealed, at which point he seems genuinely shaken. And he makes his proposal to Beatrice seem genuine - he’s charmed by her and attracted to her, and while he’s not yet as much in love with her as Benedick is, you get the feeling he might be, had he been given time and encouragement. I didn’t believe that either Denzel Washington’s Don Pedro - though I loved him - or Reed Diamond’s had a thing for Beatrice, but I get that loud and clear from this one. Her rejection hurts him - but he’s an honorable enough man that his next move is to get her fixed up with the man she is obviously pining for, a man she considers worth rejecting a wealthy prince for. (And rejecting him is a big deal. When Leonato thinks Don Pedro is wooing Hero as himself for himself, he gives her quite clear orders that she WILL be wooed, because after all, he’s the PRINCE. Beatrice literally turns down Prince Charming for a man of far less wealth and status, and he realizes why, given that she’s practically confessed to him a few minutes before that she’s still got feelings for Benedick - “I gave him use for it, a double heart for his single one...”) During the eavesdropping scene, he quite clearly says, “Would she had bestowed this dotage on me - I’d have doffed all other concerns and made her half myself,” and he’s only partly mugging for Benedick’s benefit, part of that is genuine, I think. And at the end, when he sees her happy with Benedick, he’s happy for her - but there’s some pining on his own behalf, too. Which makes Benedick’s “Get thee a wife!” a bit of a barbed phrase, and you can see the barb go home.  

I can’t find the name of the woman who played Margaret, but she was a delight, too, as playful and witty as Beatrice and clearly an old and cherished friend of both hers and Hero’s, as well as a servant. Certainly not afraid of talking back to her employers, well aware that Beatrice and Benedick have it bad for each other and quite willing to tease both of them mercilessly about it, but genuinely fond of both of her ladies and wishing both of them well (Borachio makes it quite clear that her seeming betrayal of Hero was innocent and unknowing, and that he was the schemer, not her). When Benedick tells the Friar and Leonato that he wants to marry Beatrice, she gives the most adorable happy squeal. I hope she continues as Hero’s lady’s maid - Hero needs someone tough and witty in her corner, though of course she’ll always have Beatrice (and now Benedick, in a brotherly sort of way) on her side as well.

John Ramm’s Dogberry and Mike Grady’s Verges get their parts thoroughly right, too - they are delightfully dim, but full of self-importance, trying SO HARD to be witty like the aristocratic characters, and they have NO IDEA what they are getting wrong. They overact like crazy, but they’re supposed to.

 Alex Beckett’s Borachio is first casually flip about his villainy and proud of his cleverness in getting so much money out of Don John and fooling the noble Don Pedro and Claudio - but then he hears that Hero died of it, and you can see the seriousness of that hitting home. He’s not as much a villain as Don John. It shakes him, that he killed an innocent woman, and you get the feeling that his confession to Leonato was not drawn from him by the constables, incompetent as they are, but came straight from him. And he takes all the blame himself and makes sure to exonerate Margaret. There’s some honor left in him.

All in all, this is the best version of my favorite Shakespeare play that I have ever seen. You should see it too.  

[ridonmars]

Eu gosto do tempo, mas ele passa rápido demais.

Não sei porque o tempo tem que passar tão rápido. Podia demorar mais, podia demorar anos em um dia só. Mas anos parecem um dia. E isso está me deixando louca, eu preciso de tempo pra eu mesma, preciso descansar, mas estou com tanto sono que parece que cometi suicídio e acordei depois. Parece que eu levei um soco na cara e desmaiei por 10 dias seguidos. Hoje eu sonhei com personagens de séries, estou muito ansiosa para assistir. Também sonhei com Elliott Smith, embora ele só me dissesse uma coisa: “Não há amigos de verdade quando você precisa de ajuda.” Acho que ele entende disso, pois é verdade. Eu não tenho amigos de verdade quando preciso de ajuda, só quando eu estou bem. Aprendi com Elliott que isso tudo é uma mentira. Não há amigos verdadeiros quando se tem apenas 13 anos. Elliott, obrigada por este conselho precioso, irei levar para toda a minha vida. 

[junker-town]

The 21 wildest National Signing Day stories, from Willie Williams to Landon Collins

Every year, at least one recruiting story demonstrates the madness that is college football.

1. In 2012, it was Davonte Neal.

He skipped his Feb. 21 announcement at an elementary school, only to return hours later to apologize to the kids who'd missed class time and sign with Notre Dame.

It was a silly signing. The school's principal was nearly reduced to breaking out hand puppets to entertain the assembled children, the xylophone band had to play an extra set, and Fox Sports Arizona's reporters were all but breaking things in rage on air.

Was Neal's signing the silliest ever? Oh, far from it.

He wasn't even the first to delay until after his scheduled announcement. Greg Little and Terrelle Pryor did that. At least Neal's announcement actually counted. The year before, Cyrus Kouandjio announced on national TV he'd sign with Auburn before minutes later signing with Alabama.

Here are the greatest commitment stories in recent memory. Recent, because Signing Day only became a true spectacle during the recruiting ratings era. Most are from Signing Day itself, but the silliness starts earlier every year.

2. Kevin Hart, 2008

by Spencer Hall

Hart was the first football prospect from Fernley, NV, to ever receive a Division I football scholarship offer. He offered it to himself in a high school gym filled with his peers, choosing a Cal hat over an Oregon cap and thanking the students and staff and his family. There were cameras and microphones and a victory walk. There's footage and everything.

Hart did not thank himself, and he should have. Without Hart, there would have been no scholarship offers to Hart.

He received no offers from any DI school, not even from Nevada. Cal didn't offer him, something the Bears verified after seeing his name pop up on Signing Day commit lists. Oregon did not offer, something the Ducks were happy to clarify once the press began to investigate the unheralded O-line prospect. It unraveled, he apologized, and it faded into the Internet's long history of Signing Day oddity.

That's not fair to Hart, who for his grand lie did have one perfect day of football glory (before eventually signing to play in Division II, four years later). There were cheers and a moment of triumph, and for a second he got to be precisely what he wanted to be: a hometown hero on his way to better things. He's got his knees and his brain intact and the memory of that day.

Well done, Kevin. I can't even complain about you wasting our time, because in the end this was totally worth the story. Entertainment always is.

3. Willie Williams, 2004

by Andrew Sharp

Growing up, you see movies like He Got Game in which the assistant coaches are porn stars, but you never really know that recruiting is out of control until you hear real stories. For me, Williams was the first guy to pull the curtain back on the wild and wonderful shitshow. It started with a recruiting diary for the Miami Herald, where Willie agreed to document the process. AND OH DID HE DOCUMENT IT. The actual diaries are buried in subscription-only archives, but you can Google to find snippets, and you still find articles like this, from the New York Times, where his Herald editor says, "Willie -- he has a mouth on him. These are things we've always heard about: the girls waiting for guys when they come off the plane, the booze, the food. Willie was more than happy to talk about it." For instance:

Dinner was tight. The lobster tail was like $49.99. I couldn't believe something so little could cost so much. The steak didn't even have a price. The menu said something about market value. I was kind of embarrassed so I didn't order a lot. But then I saw what the other guys were ordering, I was like, 'Forget this.' I called the waiter back and told him to bring me four lobster tails, two steaks and a shrimp scampi.

Williams was the person who made me certain that being a superstar athlete would be the awesomest life on earth. As Rivals noted, "One legacy of his recruitment is that the NCAA has since enacted reforms on what perks colleges can provide their schools." There was also his Auburn visit, when he talked about meeting "farmers girls," and when presented with spinach dip, told his hosts, "I ain't no animal. And I ain't going to eat no plant." THE BEST.

And finally, this line:

''Coach Bowden was cool,'' Mr. Williams said in his diary. ''But Ms. Bowden was the bomb.''

4. Markish Jones, 2007

by Bud Elliott

Sometimes the parent fouls things up. Other times, it is the kid.

The star receiver for Spartanburg (S.C.) Gettys D. Broome High School was heavily recruited all over the Southeast and given a four-star rating. Jones was committed to Clemson before backing out, likely due to academics. The decision came down to Clemson and Florida State.

Making matters more interesting was that each program was coached by a Bowden -- Tommy at Clemson and Bobby at Florida State. Jones signed to attend Clemson, as did his mom. That was a mistake, as Jones was not ready to make a decision. He did not fax the LOI to Clemson, and instead, after receiving a call from Florida State's coaches, signed the FSU LOI and faxed it to Tallahassee. Clemson persuaded Jones to send the other LOI to them, perhaps as a memento (hint: not really). Clemson appealed to the ACC and the NCAA, showing them Jones' Clemson LOI. Quick, 1Ls reading this instead of paying attention in class! Think back to contract law. What controls: the signature or the fax?

The ruling was that Jones must go to Clemson. He wasn't happy, but put on a good face and didn't raise a big stink. Jones would end up in a junior college before committing to Cal.

5. Antonio Logan-El, 2006

by Bill Connelly

This remains the Tale of Two Cities of football recruiting. Logan-El, from Forestville, Md., (between Washington, DC, and Baltimore), twice gave Ralph Friedgen and the Maryland Terrapins an oral commitment, and when it was time to choose a location for his ceremony, he picked Baltimore's ESPN Zone. The place was packed with Maryland fans, including Friedgen's wife, Gloria. All signs pointed to Logan-El becoming a fighting turtle.

His use of hats became the standard by which all future Hat CeremoniesTM would be judged. He pulled out a Florida hat, talked about why the Gators were a finalist, then cast the hat aside. He pulled out a Tennessee hat and did the same.

Next came a Maryland hat ... and he put it down as well.

Amid some cheers and quite a few boos, Logan-El donned a Penn State cap. Mrs. Friedgen famously asked for her check and charged out of the restaurant. Maryland fans yelled, "Traitor!" at him. Logan-El has no regrets, even though he flamed out at Happy Valley and ended up graduating from Towson. His high school coach, however, was rather embarrassed. But hey, why take others' interests into account on your big day?

6. Floyd Raven, 2011

by Bud Elliott

Bob Levey, Getty

What happens when a kid is undecided between Texas A&M and Ole Miss? In the case of four-star Louisiana cornerback Raven, his mother forged his signature and faxed it to Ole Miss.

Ole Miss couldn't read it and asked Raven to send confirmation, which didn't happen, because he did not send the original. The letter was voided, and Raven ended up at A&M after faxing a real letter later in the day. Raven defended his mother, saying both that she thought she was doing the right thing, and that she didn't know signing the papers was serious. For his part, Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt handled the situation well:

"His mom. Mom really wanted him here, David," UM coach Houston Nutt said, smiling, to Associated Press reporter David Brandt during today's news conference. "Mom wanted him here in the worst way. And so, (UM compliance director) David (Wells is) our expert on that, so the bottom line is when they told us that we said 'Hey, look, I want you to be here because you really want to be here.' And [Raven] was so torn. It's really hard, it's a hard hard decision, but when mom told me that, [I said] 'Hey, look, I want you to do what's in your heart.' And I think at the time he wanted to go elsewhere and look, I want them to want to be here." [...]

"Bottom line is, hey, we did get a signature, we did get a letter, but I want people that want to be here," Nutt said. "I want people that really truly want to be here. I'd rather just talk about the ones that we have."

7. Bryce Brown, 2009

by Jason Kirk

If you pay $10 a month for July recruiting news about your team, you have a problem. But what if you pay $10 for recruiting news about a single player, all provided by the player himself?

Wichita running back Bryce Brown, the nation's top recruit, was assisted during the process by trainer and mentor Brian Butler. Butler was a former felon, but let's not dwell on that. Butler published updates on Brown's status to a single-player pay website, charging $9.99 a month for news, including one about Brown skipping college to play in the Canadian Football League and probably one about him starting up his own college (that part is not true).

Brown committed to Miami, but didn't sign on Signing Day. He waited so long, in fact, that the offer expired.

Brown's recruitment never really ended, as he ended up signing with Tennessee (but not without a hat stunt), transferring to Kansas State (along with linebacker brother Arthur, who'd signed at Miami first), and leaving early for the NFL Draft despite playing in only 15 games in his entire college career. He somehow ended up being a contributor for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Just after Signing Day, Brown told Sports Illustrated he'd like to put on "seminars" to help other recruits through the process. I'd love to attend.

8. The Super Secret Double Double Cross, 2012

by Bud Elliott

A five-star defensive end was committed to an in-state school for over a year. He loved the school, but became concerned when a writer covering a rival school planted the idea that his school had a secret commitment from another defensive end.

The writer convinced him to get revenge. They concocted a plan in which the player kept telling the school he was committed, all the while planning to switch his commitment to a rival on Signing Day.

On Signing Day, the player noticed the other guy was committing after himself. This bolstered his belief that the school was prepared to sign them both. So he decided to go through with the plan. He faxed his letter to the in-state rival, burning the team to which he had been committed.

Of course, the writer who hatched the plan was lying. The "secret commitment" signed with a school out West.

9. April Justin, 2012 and 2014

by Jason Kirk

Kevin C. Cox, Getty

Five-star Louisiana safety Landon Collins committed to Alabama on air, during the Under Armour All-America Game. His mother, seated beside him in purple and shaking her head, wasn't happy.

"I feel LSU is a better place for him to be," Justin said as her son grimaced. "LSU Tigers, No. 1. Go Tigers."

She later blamed Nick Saban:

Landon included his mom when it came time to finalize his decision. That's how, with Collins leaning toward Alabama this fall, Saban came to visit Justin. She says the coach offended her during his stay by promising that her son would be a high NFL draft pick and receive a multimillion-dollar contract. "I think he stereotyped me," Justin says. In her mind, Saban had told her what he thought she wanted to hear, when her real concerns were about academics and how a program would take care of her son.

Two years later, Collins' brother, four-star defensive lineman Gerald Willis, would choose Florida over LSU, putting Justin again on national television during a moment of disappointment for her Tigers.

"It is what it is. Florida Gators, that's where we'll be," she said, holding Willis' bag of Florida gear. "LSU's still No. 1."

And so many more

10. Derric Evans signed with Tennessee while sipping wine in a hot tub. He was soon jailed for seven years.

11. Before ending up at Virginia Tech, one player was tricked into committing to a fake Florida offer by ... uh, some asshole?

12. T.Y. Hilton chose FIU over West Virginia due to his son picking an FIU hat eight times in a row.

13. A drugstore fax gone wrong? Nay, an "omen" for Ohio State-turned-UCLA signee Durell Price.

14. Many recruits have claimed they'll decide by coin flip. Ka'lial Glaud did. In 2015, so did Chris Warren.

15. Remember Ron Weaver, the 30-year-old who managed to identity-theft his way into playing for Texas?

16. Running back Alex Collins chose Arkansas on Signing Day. Then his mother stole his paperwork.

17. Bobby Bowden once scheduled a visit immediately after rival head coach (and son) Terry Bowden's, crossing paths with him seemingly on purpose.

18. DeSean Jackson would've signed with USC if not for a news report about him signing with USC.

19. Kicker commits to Penn State via epic music video, then decommits after sleeping near Jim Harbaugh.

20. Nebraska missed out on Marshall Faulk once a Huskers assistant let it slip that they wanted him to play DB.

21. Most importantly, you must never forget that Jimmy Clausen committed to Notre Dame at the College Football Hall of Fame after stepping out of a stretch Hummer.

[weeklyhumorist]

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The Price Is… Tight! Bottoms Up! It’s #DrunkGameShows on this week’s joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.

Let’s play #DrunkGameShows with co-host @delaneyWHmag @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame #WittyWednesday https://t.co/RBuA4E1tGD pic.twitter.com/TZfzsr0iCG

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) July 3, 2019

The Biggest Boozer #DrunkGameShows

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows Jeoparty!

— DM (@patchdennizen) July 3, 2019

The Weakest Drink #DrunkGameShows

— Greg Morter (@Evi1Geniu5) July 3, 2019

Win, booze or draw #DrunkGameShows

— KimDifford (@DiffordKim) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows: What’s My Wine?

— Jane Fouty (@Jane_Fouty) July 3, 2019

Crash Cab #DrunkGameShows

— Shine Bright 🌞🌟🌜 (@xmillrunner) July 3, 2019

The prosecco is right #DrunkGameShows

— HipFireWyattSpirit (@HipFireSpirit) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows Let’s Make a Daiquiri

— Larkyn Simony Doesn’t Know How to Proofread (@LarkynSimony) July 3, 2019

Who’s Walk The Line Is It Anyway #DrunkGameShows

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows Hollywood Drunk Squares

— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) July 3, 2019

DUI’ve Got a Secret #DrunkGameShows

— Terri E (@f31rowe) July 3, 2019

Family Feud at the family picnic #DrunkGameShows

— Sully, No E (@sullyBK_2) July 3, 2019

  Where on the Floor Is Carmen Sandiego? #DrunkGameShows @WeeklyHumorist

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows

Whose Wife is this Anyway??? pic.twitter.com/dXTxINSXVs

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) July 3, 2019

Drunk Tank #DrunkGameShows pic.twitter.com/NvxYzMoREN

— Mark Riter (@MarkRiter) July 3, 2019

Gin, Booze or Draw #DrunkGameShows pic.twitter.com/dSEWlDxBEc

— 🖐✊👊🤜🤛 (@mano_Emanos) July 3, 2019

Beer Factor #DrunkGameShows

— Tony (@LazyRetiredGuy) July 3, 2019

To Tell the Proof #DrunkGameShows

— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) July 3, 2019

Are You Smarter Than a 5th?#DrunkGameShows

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) July 3, 2019

Press Your Luck With Another Shot of Tequila#DrunkGameShows

— EffingDave (@DaveBeCrazy) July 3, 2019

Ale of the Century #DrunkGameShows @WeeklyHumorist

— David Elliott (@DavidEllioops) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows: Vermouth or Consequences

— Jane Fouty (@Jane_Fouty) July 3, 2019

Press Your Lush #DrunkGameShows @WeeklyHumorist

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows The Uuuugh Connection

— Rose the Rat (@thanatos781) July 3, 2019

Joker’s Wild Turkey #DrunkGameShows

— Tony (@LazyRetiredGuy) July 3, 2019

Win, Lose or Drool #DrunkGameShows pic.twitter.com/MgvxdmWek7

— Robyn spelled with a “y” (@robyndwoskin) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows The Price is Tight

— leon (@saizowleon) July 3, 2019

Drunk Behind The Wheel Of Fortune #DrunkGameShows @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) July 3, 2019

Slurred Password #DrunkGameShows

— Bill McMinn (@billmcminn) July 3, 2019

DUI Deal or No Deal #DrunkGameShows @paul_lander

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) July 3, 2019

#DrunkGameShows was originally published on Weekly Humorist

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#SadCartoons

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Saturday mornings never had it so SAD! Lot’s of #SadCartoons on this week’s #WittyWednesday comedy twitter joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.

Let's play #SadCartoons with co-host @delaneyWHmag @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame #WittyWednesday https://t.co/RBuA4DJSi3 pic.twitter.com/oGISkFNr4J

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) April 3, 2019

SpongeSob SquarePants #SadCartoons @paul_lander

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) April 3, 2019

#SadCartoons The incredible sulk

— TunaOfTheSky (@tunaofthesky) April 3, 2019

Betty BooHoop #SadCartoons

— RiotGrl🥀 (@ErinLea7) April 3, 2019

Krusty The Frown #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/WoiV0mO6w8

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) April 3, 2019

Drugs Bunny #SadCartoons

— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) April 3, 2019

Deadbeat American Dad #SadCartoons

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) April 3, 2019

#SadCartoons Scooby Don’t

— Larkyn Simony Doesn’t Know How to Proofread (@LarkynSimony) April 3, 2019

Hello Pitty

#SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/LXL7IKmkU2

— 𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮 ✌🏻❤️🎶 (@dirtroaddiva1) April 3, 2019

My little phony #SadCartoons

— Dee_emphasize (@dee_emphasize) April 3, 2019

#SadCartoons Mickey Morose

— TheRealJarJar (@TheRealJarJar2) April 3, 2019

Squashed Spider-man #SadCartoons

— StorminNorman (@StorminOnNorman) April 3, 2019

Introspective Gadget #SadCartoons@WeeklyHumorist @delaneyWHmag pic.twitter.com/0SQ0OduyB3

— 1SafeDriver.com (@1SafeDriver) April 3, 2019

Animaniaddicts #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/RmxJXb1N28

— 🌻 Lola 🌷 (@_lola_bee) April 3, 2019

The Flint(Water)stones

#SadCartoons @WeeklyHumorist

— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) April 3, 2019

#SadCartoons Calvin and Sobs pic.twitter.com/iexZxPSrmD

— Robyn spelled with a “y” (@robyndwoskin) April 3, 2019

Thunder Can’ts #SadCartoons

— Acidic Blonde (@Acidic_Blonde) April 3, 2019

Tiny *Due To Being Born Too Early* Toons #SadCartoons @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) April 3, 2019

Moody Toons#SadCartoons

— 🌻 Lola 🌷 (@_lola_bee) April 3, 2019

Dora the Deported #SadCartoons

— StorminNorman (@StorminOnNorman) April 3, 2019

Don’t Even Care Bears #SadCartoons

— Mr. Wooly (@WoolyWoolhouse) April 3, 2019

Gloomy Toons #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/DldYCRN9VU

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) April 3, 2019

#SadCartoons SuckTales @WeeklyHumorist @delaneyWHmag @TheHashtagGame @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/AHk8uf0g0F

— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) April 3, 2019

Charlie Down #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/PC0aqohLJ7

— peanut (@angrypeanut4) April 3, 2019

Kylo Ren and Stimpy #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/l1hSKbOtiB

— Beer Volcano (@BeerVolcano) April 3, 2019

Super Fake Friends#SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/cves5ZxH0q

— Rob Ford (@RobSaidNo) April 3, 2019

Kim Impossible #SadCartoons

— Amy Barnes (@amygcb) April 3, 2019

Lonely Tunes #SadCartoons @WeeklyHumorist pic.twitter.com/rbWz0I51hM

— NostraDonny (@Nostradonny) April 3, 2019

Muppet Scabies. #SadCartoons

— Jason C. Parker (@allthatjaspar) April 3, 2019

Tom & Jerry Springer @jerryspringer #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/3qgz6guJGP

— Joe Firefighter (@DBFR118) April 3, 2019

Pinky and the Brain Hemorrhage #SadCartoons @WeeklyHumorist

— David Elliott (@DavidEllioops) April 3, 2019

Health inspector gadget #SadCartoons

— ESPEZY Ation (@ESPEZY) April 3, 2019

Batman and Sobbin’ #SadCartoons pic.twitter.com/TRSw6w9ukT

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) April 3, 2019

SpongeSob SquarePants #SadCartoons @paul_lander

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) April 3, 2019

#SadCartoons was originally published on Weekly Humorist

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#CelebAnAnimal

Did you see that Justin Beaver AND Weird Owl Yankovic are coming to town! It’s #CelebAnAnimal on this week’s joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.

Let’s play #CelebAnAnimal with co-host @delaneyWHmag @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame #WittyWednesday pic.twitter.com/07tVTvWKY8

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) March 4, 2020

Alanis Marmoset #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/7nE8P7hR4s

— Mick L. Angelo (@1urbanecowboy) March 4, 2020

Bumble Bea Arthur #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/Bl4jTMXkS9

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 4, 2020

Cat Le Blanc#CelebAnAnimal . . . pic.twitter.com/p4KJUhrH1U

— 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Tomic_buckeT) March 4, 2020

Weird Owl#CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/g8Zj575GqA

— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) March 4, 2020

Will Feral #CelebAnAnimal

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) March 4, 2020

Justin Beaver #CelebAnAnimal

— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) March 4, 2020

Michael J. Fox?

Am I doing this right? #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/o4CJ4ARuk9

— Cameron Grant (@ImCoolCam101) March 4, 2020

Meryl Sheep#CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/ZUTHzolhEt

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal

Piggy Smalls pic.twitter.com/hQlhmM1gxo

— Not Your Average Tweetheart (@KeepnItRealish) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Courtney Cocks pic.twitter.com/d4TgllmdaU

— Justme (@Ladyfish666) March 4, 2020

John Geese #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/pPTipudAp8

— New Year, New Hashing Hoser (@SamAUAG) March 4, 2020

Tom Crustacean #CelebAnAnimal

— Michael (@Sckswithsandals) March 4, 2020

Woodchuck Harrelson #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/zA7KaUmzu9

— Cap’n F-hole (@CapGraybeard) March 4, 2020

Bull Murray #CelebAnAnimal@WeeklyHumorist pic.twitter.com/lLG3gNhKpN

— Cap’n F-hole (@CapGraybeard) March 4, 2020

Betty Great White Shark #CelebAnAnimal

— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfieldPi) March 4, 2020

Timothy Elephant #CelebAnAnimal

— 🧝🏻‍♀️Lady Quinn 🌈 (@harleyquinnical) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Ringo Starfish

— DM (@patchdennizen) March 4, 2020

Chick Norris 🐣 #CelebAnAnimal

— CK (@charley_ck14) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Biggie Foot pic.twitter.com/h2SjsH9mAf

— Rick Wright (@RickWrightNow) March 4, 2020

Geese Witherspoon #CelebAnAnimal

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 4, 2020

Robin Red Breast Williams #CelebAnAnimal

— KuRtAy ToRoS (@kurtaytoros83) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Eddie Lizard

— Todd Otto (@toddotto) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Ryan Seahorse

— Elaine (@Makeitstop99) March 4, 2020

Martha Stewart Little #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/dVWIHvVy0w

— @RoyalCityRaucous (@RoyalCityRauco1) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Cindy Crawfish 🦞 pic.twitter.com/yaOagAMYg2

— 😎Kevin G. (@KMGFromChicago) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Vin Weasel 🙂

— Dean (@arsenalkings) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal

Clint Eastwoodchuck pic.twitter.com/uZ9EoKzMTI

— elyod (@ElyodRj) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal: Chris MathEwe

— Frank Sullivan (@FreudLuv) March 4, 2020

Taylor Sloth. #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/2USEkSDglI

— Rachel, Patron Saint of Ratchet (@Rachels_Ratchet) March 4, 2020

Zebra Messing #CelebAnAnimal

— Oliver Langmo (@Olivergoesoff) March 4, 2020

Warren Batty #CelebAnAnimal

— Air Bear (@AirBearEnt) March 4, 2020

Hen Affleck #CelebAnAnimal

— Eli Kane (@facedances3) March 4, 2020

Rob Crow #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/Sr1VPM5pZH

— Enchantical 2.0 (@AwkwrdSkribbles) March 4, 2020

Sting Ray Liotta #CelebAnAnimal

— Air Bear (@AirBearEnt) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Mark Camel @HamillHimself

— I’m Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) March 4, 2020

Ronan Sparrow#CelebAnAnimal

— Reshma Nayyar (@ReshmaNayyar) March 4, 2020

Simon Owl #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/McDp8fWvLs

— O’Susanna (@SaucySusieQ) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Sigourney Beaver pic.twitter.com/9n9TxbR5bT

— Greeshma Megha (@GreeshmaMegha) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Camel L Jackson

— Dyane (@Dyane357) March 4, 2020

Lion-el Ritchie #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/dgYP864wYk

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) March 4, 2020

Chris Porcu-Pine #CelebAnAnimal @joshfeinblatt

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal Goldie Fawn pic.twitter.com/PvARBhNTtJ

— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) March 4, 2020

Kangaroo McClanahan#CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/DEyRdmw2U9

— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) March 4, 2020

Ferret Faucet #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/2crqKqao7H

— CK (@charley_ck14) March 4, 2020

Elephant Fitzgerald #CelebAnAnimal @WeeklyHumorist

— David Elliott (@DavidEllioops) March 4, 2020

Nick Otterman #CelebAnAnimal

— J.B. Smith (@jbsmth65) March 4, 2020

Puffin Daddy #CelebAnAnimal

— KuRtAy ToRoS (@kurtaytoros83) March 4, 2020

Amy Polar Bear #CelebAnAnimal

— J.B. Smith (@jbsmth65) March 4, 2020

Shrew Barrymore. #CelebAnAnimal

— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) March 4, 2020

Catherine Zebra-Jones (: #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/4fHTKp904w

— Joseph King (: (@Jose63983700) March 4, 2020

Clark Sable #CelebAnAnimal @bleicher_newton

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) March 4, 2020

Emma Stone-Crab #CelebAnAnimal @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) March 4, 2020

Jimmy Falcon #CelebAnAnimal pic.twitter.com/cMk1jkFhRC

— O’Susanna (@SaucySusieQ) March 4, 2020

Sam Rockfish #CelebAnAnimal

— Eli Kane (@facedances3) March 4, 2020

Jack Black Rhino #CelebAnAnimal @paul_lander

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) March 4, 2020

#CelebAnAnimal was originally published on Weekly Humorist

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#CelebAVegetable

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Benedict Pumpkinpatch! It’s #CelebAVegetable on this week’s joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.

Let’s play #CelebAVegetable with co-host @delaneyWHmag @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame #WittyWednesday pic.twitter.com/WPvkEzwObs

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) September 25, 2019

Elvis Parsley#CelebAVegetable

— Roe Loves Sad Country Songs (@RoeGhost) September 25, 2019

#CelebaVegetable Will. I. Yam.

— Snowballs (@a_snowman_4u) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Melon Torme

— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) September 25, 2019

Tomato Hanks#CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/4zVTUdcBvo

— Daniel Hopkins (@IamDHop) September 25, 2019

Benedict Pumpkinpatch #CelebAVegetable

— Chloe Schneider (@chloschlo) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable nicole kidney bean pic.twitter.com/9K8PG30wna

— 🔥THEKONSEPT🔥 (@TKthekonsept) September 25, 2019

Denzel Squashington#CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/PAg0eiWNLO

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) September 25, 2019

Stan Leeks#CelebAVegetable @WeeklyHumorist pic.twitter.com/VZU3n1YD06

— NostraDonny (@Nostradonny) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable

Carrot Top

Hmmm…that was easy. pic.twitter.com/nxtHc7aL9v

— ThePublicGadfly (@ThePublicGadfly) September 25, 2019

Celery Dion #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/EehRtVF5c8

— Peter Maes (@PeteMaes) September 25, 2019

Reese Winter Squash. #CelebAVegetable

— Rachel, Queen of Ratchet’s (@Rachels_Ratchet) September 25, 2019

McCauliflower Caulkin #CelebAVegetable

— Sully, No E (@sullyBK_2) September 25, 2019

Bruce Springonion #CelebAVegetable

— 🤬Marilyn🤬 (@twitweeting3) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Dill Smith 🥒😂 pic.twitter.com/bgxRdr44XX

— Canine🐶Aditya (@k9aditya) September 25, 2019

Celery Swank #CelebAVegetable

— Saint Vincent (@CynicVII) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Brocco-Liam Neeson

— ||[Cattsy]||[2.0]||😽💞💞 (@Cattereia) September 25, 2019

Corn Michaels #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/X6G08I2XNN

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) September 25, 2019

Corn Connery #CelebAVegetable

— Ghost 👻 Note 🎶 (@DrumnBass4ever1) September 25, 2019

John Yam #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/rMJJOR5qUQ

— 🥰SassyClassySuzee🥰 (@1SassySuzee) September 25, 2019

Carrot Burnett#CelebAVegetable

— Ani Carr (@AniCarr45) September 25, 2019

Beety White #CelebAVegetable

— 🍒Acidic Blonde™️ (@Acidic_Blonde) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Channing Po-Tatum

— ||[Cattsy]||[2.0]||😽💞💞 (@Cattereia) September 25, 2019

Jim Carrot #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/DFTXF7NOuH

— CookieMan (@pcook102) September 25, 2019

Sean Cornnery #CelebAVegetable

— ESPEZY Ation (@ESPEZY) September 25, 2019

Lisa Vanderpumpkin #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/je5JBKbYET

— Tony (@LazyRetiredGuy) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable BroccoLesner pic.twitter.com/Alf4ogy2xW

— Larkyn Simony Doesn’t Know How to Proofread (@LarkynSimony) September 25, 2019

Post Melon #CelebAVegetable

— Michael 🏡 (@Sckswithsandals) September 25, 2019

Pumpkin spice girls #CelebaVegetable pic.twitter.com/c0YyznTwwa

— steve rucker (@cleaningtowels) September 25, 2019

Catherine Zucchini-Jones #CelebAVegetable

— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) September 25, 2019

Ted Turnip #CelebAVegetable

— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) September 25, 2019

Kevin Harts Of Palm #CelebAVegetable

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) September 25, 2019

Leek Majors

#CelebAVegetable

— Nora McManus 🤟👩🏻‍🦰 (@Nora_McManus) September 25, 2019

Joel McKale #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/4AkrBR9wTX

— 🥰SassyClassySuzee🥰 (@1SassySuzee) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Bean Stiller. @WeeklyHumorist

— Scott 🦁 (@TheScottfather) September 25, 2019

Benedict CueCumberbatch #CelebAVegetable @paul_lander

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) September 25, 2019

Brussel Sprout Crowe #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/pzxaiWTJHS

— HAY! (@HAYhowsitgoing) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Collards Firth pic.twitter.com/hPTqpRBcsg

— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) September 25, 2019

Tiffany Radish #CelebAVegetable @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) September 25, 2019

Spuddy Holly 🥔🎶🎸#CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/bf81cB3CJ0

— Richard (@Guitaro616) September 25, 2019

Yam Elliott#CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/u6ke66OGrS

— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable Robert Eggplant

— justme (@Ladyfish666) September 25, 2019

Pea Arthur #CelebAVegetable pic.twitter.com/PYHdRqJ1lp

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) September 25, 2019

Tiffany Radish #CelebAVegetable @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) September 25, 2019

#CelebAVegetable was originally published on Weekly Humorist