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OK I need to know about this:

Lord Voldemort, accidental relationship counsellor

But also 👉👈 thus, friends absent speak is one of my top 3 comfort fics and I actually plan to re-read it once I get this chapter posted today so I'd love any bit of that 🖤

Ahh, thank you for asking, Evaleon! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

So, the idea behind "Lord Voldemort, accidental relationship counsellor" is that he keeps overhearing Death Eater gossip from Harry and Nagini, who catch a lot of secrets when they skulk around unseen (Nagini hiding in shadows, Harry creeping under his invisibility cloak). Vee keeps absently dropping wisdom to his Death Eaters about their problems that he seems to pull from the ether (completely freaking out his minions and enforcing the idea of his omniscience).

Halfway through the doc file, it turns into "Harry Potter, accidental relationship counsellor," where Harry uses the secrets he overhears from his skulking or talking with Vee/Nagini to give the worst advice possible that keeps working out for the best, to his frustration.

In either incarnation, it would end with one of them unwittingly "counselling" Draco about his crush on Harry. Vee would figure it out and start threatening Draco away from his man; Harry would remain oblivious, and chaos would likely ensue.

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As for thus, friends absent speak, I did not realize it's been more than a year since I last updated it... @_@ I'm sorry for the delay, and thank you for liking it so much!!

I have pretty much the rest of the fic outlined and partly written, but I kept getting distracted by other fics. So, here's a snippet from a couple chapters down the line:

Once again, revelation struck Harry as he stared up at his bed’s canopy. Fuck. He’d known he was starting to like Voldemort as they continued to converse – as the Dark Lord acted more reasonable than Harry would’ve ever expected. The man’s sense of humour, dryer and sharper than bay leaves, made Harry laugh more often than anything else these days. That was… fine. The more they liked each other – and that increase in regard did seem to go both ways, Harry wasn’t in this alone – the more likely it was they could reach some sort of compromise. If he could prevent all-out war, if he could shift Voldemort’s ambitions away from violence and pureblood ideology – maybe he wouldn’t need to kill the Dark Lord. But this, Harry thought as he half-smothered himself under a pillow, was mental. He couldn’t be so stupid as to have a crush on Voldemort.

Gonna set myself a goal to post at least one chapter for this fic in March!

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