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[leafatlaw]

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[jel-jel-jel]

day off work

[thelostgirl21]

So, I learned something new about "skinny white men" today, and I wasn't ready!

Basically, there's this video of 3 gay men trying to figure out who the secret bottom is in a group of 5 other gay dudes.

And, around the 1:45 mark, one of them goes:

"I'm going to say that he's a top, only because... I don't know if people know this about skinny white men, they tend to..."

While the other guy is like "I was thinking the same thing..."

And the one in the middle is confused going "What?"

And I'm right there with him, because the very moment they said "skinny white men" my mind immediately went to this character:

And now, it's clear that I've absolutely got to know why they think "skinny white men" tend to make especially great top material, apparently. For headcanons science, you know?

And I have no idea what I was expecting (if you want to listen to the episode before I spoil the answer for you, go watch it now)...

...but skinny white men having such long dicks that it's like extra appendages wasn't it!

And then, them appreciatively going "there's something good under there" while more or less hoping that he's a top, so he can put it to use more often, just about killed me!

Later, around the 6:35 mark, when they are asking him about what his favorite positions are, he's also the only one that answers "laying down doggy style" (and actually has to explain what that means).

"Laying down doggy style" (also called "flat doggy style") has a few variations but, in the way he's explaining it (i.e. completely lying down on top of his partner), it reduces the depth of penetration, and apparently some bottoms love it, because the weight of their partner on top of them basically feels like they have this warm, comforting, "heavy blanket" covering them during sex.

So it's... actually a very good choice for someone who enjoys topping, has a really long dick (therefore losing some penetration depth won't be an issue) and who is skinny enough that they can fully lie down on top of their partner without crushing them under their weight!

So... while he never confirmed if what they said about "skinny white men" was true, let's just say that his answer is suspiciously compatible with the stereotype!

And now, I've apparently decided that "Yup! Radovid is going to totally fit that skinny white man stereotype, too!", because I really can't help but think that it would be kind of one of the most perfect sexual positions for Radovid and Jaskier!

Assuming, of course, that Jaskier enjoys bottoming (my headcanon is that he does, although more as a verse than as a strict bottom... I'd tend to really see Radovid as a verse, too), having Radovid's full (or near full) weight on top of him while they are having sex, with Radovid being able to nibble on his ears, kiss his neck, fully embrace him, bodies flush against each others, and being extra cuddly and affectionate is definitely something I could see them both doing and greatly enjoying.

And yeah, it does nicely tie into my "Jaskier has ADHD" headcanon, because as someone with ADHD myself, I'm literally obsessed about the sensation of being "squished", and respond extremely well to deep pressure therapy/stimulation (I recently discovered a 15 lbs open weave knit weighted blanket that I use every night to fall and stay asleep, and wonder how I've ever been able to manage without it!).

This article about ADHD love languages has a very nice way of phrasing it:

Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body—Physical Touch ‘Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body’ is often better known as applying deep pressure.  Techniques like deep-pressure hugs can often be incredibly soothing, instilling feelings of security, comfort, and safety in a loved one. What it means to someone neurodivergent: Although deep pressure is not only for neurospicy folks, they tend to enjoy and need it more than neurotypical people. The deep pressure from a tight hug, a weighted blanket, etc., helps produce feel-good hormones, such as oxytocin, serotonin, and dopamine, and decreases stress hormones like cortisol.

And with everything they've both been through and seen, I've no doubts that Jaskier and Radovid likely both suffer from some form of PTSD.

And maybe there are nights where Jaskier has a particularly hard time falling asleep, and/or keeps waking up because he's having nightmares, and they've discovered that having Radovid affectionately make love to him in that position really helps soothe Jaskier's nervous system, helps him relax, and simply floods his body with "love" and "feel good" hormones, so he's then able to actually fall asleep and spend a good night.

Of course, they likely wouldn't know the whole science behind why it's working, but they'd be able to observe the effects it has on Jaskier.

And given how Jaskier's body looks physically "cushier" than Radovid's, I'm guessing that Radovid would be much more comfortable and happier being the one lying down on top of him in those moments, too.

Like if the boys are going to go for the suspended congress position, I'd fully expect Jaskier to do the lifting and topping!

But if they're going flat doggy style, Radovid just might be Jaskier's perfect top!

[woozi]

the category is face

[anghraine]

It's always weird and frustrating when people are like "oh, you only hold X opinion because you're from a blue state and don't understand life in rural, conservative areas."

Because it's like:

a) People who go on about this tend to have about as much consideration for the lived experiences of people living in blue states as they assume all the coastal elites etc have for them.

b) In fact, many of us who are queer blue state progressives are very familiar with conservative rural areas even without leaving our own states, because those areas exist here, too! The whole "I went from NYC to a diner in West Virginia to connect with conservatives Real America" thing is stupid as fuck for many reasons, but one of them is because you'll get the same response just by going to a different part of New York State. I spent years living in Trump country less than 30 mi from (sapphire blue) Portland, OR.

Yes, living in a conservative rural area of a blue state is different (esp when the governor is backed by legislative support) from those areas in red states. But they aren't completely different by any means, and a lot of us who have strong preference for places like Portland do so because of our experiences in GOP-dominated regions of our states, sometimes specifically because we are from those areas, not because we don't know anything about living in them.

c) I know it's hard to imagine, but sometimes people who disagree with you are ... not from the USA.

[prettyboymichaels]

big, Big fan of this headline

[xlonewolf]

@asorpblog // Eyes were on him. Many eyes, hidden away, but one pair held the strongest stare. An intelligent stare of many intelligent stares. Anticipating. “How did you come here..?” They spoke softly with a clarity that shouldn’t have been possible from a distance. (Ooc: it’s Aso hihihihihi!! :D)

unprompted

" Uhh...I walked here ? " The vampire cocked a brow, arms folded across his chest. " How else is someone supposed ta' get from point A ta' point B ? Didn't teleport, I'll tell ya that. "

[momijiba]

( @haereses ) "Kaedehara Kazuha." His name comes in a purr, velvet and guileless as a weapon still sheathed. "A chat. If you'd be so inclined?"

turning his head at being addressed by his full name which in itself wasn't very common that people would use... specially with such tone.. the air was changing but it was between unsettling and calmness... the calm before the storm. ❛ and what is it that you would like to chat about~ ❜

[seadrreams]

omg ponytown eugene real

[regenderate]

"so what's your mental state like" "oh well you know i've gone back to the big thirteenyazrose human au"

[airxn]

@wolfpackmuses inquired – "You're not what i expected..." From Steele?

" Oh? " Airin flicks his gaze away from the dotted city lights. Up here, on the top floor of an abandoned parking ramp, its easier to watch and listen to the buzz of the city. Though it is a little hard to think up here. The city never sleeps as they say, but... at least the sights are pleasant in the evening.

The felicid gives Steele a thoughtful raise of his a brow. " And what makes you say that? " They were watching peacefully in silence, so what stirred this question?

[srdcovka]

nana mutuals does anyone have those nana icons that are just the heads drawn in a really simple style or did i imagine their existence

[heartofhubris-a]

Yeah sorry that was joke :(

you're funnier than me anon 😭😭😭

[pearlean]

hi ! i was wondering what body overlay you used on your male sim here: hexgrlsims-the-cntiest-thing-ever?source=share. your sims are always so hot fdjk

body mask #13 :)

[oro-junestar]

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[sunfortune]

the way i immediately went to ur blog after the kanthony clip like this is my kanthony haven, my oasis, a safe place, i never want to leave thank you fdjks

yippeeee we’re all holding hands and spinning in circles!!!