#FOR THE RECORD idgaf if he comes back i think his story is fine as is. i just miss him

[marsbotz]

happy rick and morty episode day. anyone else feel the fear of god

[bentdownspoon]

Three’s Company// Jeffree Star

Is this considered a lesbian imagine? Who fucking knows tbh whatever. Jeffree is bae af male or female idgaf he’s here to stay so...How are ya?

You and Nate watch in amusement as Jeffree reapplies his lipstick for what feels like the 12th time. Nate looks at you, raising an eyebrow.

"Is it your turn or mine," he asks, his usual half smile tugging at his lips.

You sigh, getting up off the bed, "yours, but I got it. You're the only one who hasn't eaten yet since you wanted to sleep in."

As you move to stop your fretting boyfriend, Nate tugs you back by your waist and turns you. He stands, towering over you. Leaning down, he presses a grateful kiss on your lips, causing you to smile completely against your will.

"Thank you, Baby," his boyish grin is probably one of your biggest weaknesses, which pisses you off the second he gets away with something.

"Yeah yeah," you roll your eyes playfully, "go before I change my mind."

"Yes ma'am," he let's you go.

You watch as he leaves the room, but not before pressing a kiss to Jeffree's cheek. Jeffree is so focused on his makeup he doesn't even notice. You frown at that, and move to stand behind Jeffree in the vanity mirror.

"Babe, relax," you wrap your arms around him from behind, "Shane is great, and you and I both know that this is going to be fine."

"I know, I just don't know what to expect," Jeffree let's out a frustrated sigh.

"Be yourself," you turn him to face you, "the world will pick a side between loving you and hating you either way, so just focus on being who you are with no apologies. It's okay not to be perfectly put together all the time."

"Girl," Jeffree gives you a look like he doesn't believe anything you just said, "if I slip up for just a second the whole internet will be all over it."

"So," you shrug, "if that's what you're worried about, call Shane and cancel this whole thing, because that isn't what this is about. This is about letting the world see the Jeffrey Steininger, not just Jeffree Star. You have to take it there, you have to let everyone see the beautiful boy in here," you press your palm against his chest, "not just the beautiful man the world sees."

"Bitch, don't make me cry I just put on this mascara," Jeffree fans his face, glaring at you.

"I love you," you chuckle, kissing the opposite cheek that Nate had kissed, "I'll be downstairs waiting when you're ready."

"Thank you, Honey," he squeezes your hand, before letting you go.

You wink, before moving towards the door.

"How is he," Nathan accepts your arms around his waist, as he leans against the counter of the island.

"Scared," you mumble against his back, "this is probably going to be one of the hardest things he's done in public like this."

"He'll be ok," Nate smiles, "how about you though. We don't really talk about...us and how that all happened. Shane's gonna ask."

You let him go long enough for him to face you properly, and you sigh. You smile as his arms pull you into him, and you kiss him before leaning your head against his chest.

"I'm not embarrassed or ashamed," you shrug, "I mean, obviously before you came along me and Jeffree had a healthy, happy relationship but since we've found you honestly it's only grown stronger. The internet can think what they want, but it might be good to finally set the record straight and what this is and how it happened."

"I think so too," Nathan rubs your back, "obviously everyone thinks I'm trying to steal Jeffree from you and that just isn't true."

"Or they think you're trying to take me from him," you snort, rolling your eyes.

"Should I be jealous," Jeffree leans against the entry to the kitchen, smirking at you both in his robe.

"Of me? Totally," you smirk back, "I've got two amazing, hot, well endowed boyfriends and you only have one."

Jeffree laughs, and Nathan just smiles in amusement.

"Shane's outside," Jeffree informs you both, and you can tell he's nervous.

"You'll be fine," you kiss him, moving aside for Nate to give him a kiss too.

"Don't worry, baby," Nathan echoes his earlier thoughts, "you'll be ok."

"That never gets old," you muse, watching them kiss.

Jeffree pulls away from Nate, and give you a look you know very well. Before he can say anything, the doorbell goes off and he takes a deep breath. You and Nate follow behind him at a distance. You wait with Maddie and Brittany as Jeffree introduces Shane to the dogs. As they come into the house, you watch as Nate, who's closer shake's Shane's hand.

"You know Nate," Jeffree introduces him to Shane and the Camera.

And Jeffree tugs you over, since you were more off to the side, "and Y/N my beautiful girlfriend, obviously."

You grin at him, before accepting Shane's hug.

"Ok, but like how are you more gay than I am and you somehow got a hot boyfriend and a hot girlfriend," Shane narrows his eyes at Jeffree, gasping dramatically, "triggered!"

You snort, holding back at laugh.

"Girl, that's a long story for later in the video," Jeffree gives him a look.

Shane laughs, and you follow them to the kitchen. You and Nate hang back, pretty much letting Jeffree film without much input. You were mostly there for moral support, and... because you lived there so where else would you go.

"Babe, I found plans for us later," Jeffree calls out to you two, drawing your attention back to the conversation.

"It's just all of us sucking Andrew's dick," Shane laughs, along with Andrew and Jeffree.

You look at Nate, then back to Jeffree, "I thought we agreed our next one would be a woman. I definitely need a break after that last guy."

You say it with such a straight face, and Shane looks like he doesn't know how to respond to that, before he just laughs harder. Jeffree laughs with him, and Nate looks at you all in amusement.

"Here, babe," you hand Jeffree his Redbull.

"Thank you, Honey," he takes it with a smile, sipping through the straw.

"So like," Shane looks at Jeffree, as James does his makeup, "can we just talk about the fact that your relationship is literally bisexual goals. I'm like, Sister Jealous."

James sighs, as Shane messes up his catch phrase for probably the 20th time. You let out a laugh, running your hands through the back of Jeffree's hair. It's a habit you've had from when it was short in the back, before he grew it out.

"I'm mean," Jeffree sits his mirror down, looking at Shane, "what do you want to know?"

"Well, obviously you shook the world twice," Shane moves too much, causing James to adjust his head again, "once when you announced you were dating a woman, and again when you added Nate to the equation. How did this...even happen."

You glance at Jeffree, and shrug, signaling him to answer first, "well, when I met Y/N I immediately had a connection to her. I thought it was like family, which she definitely is my family, but it was so much more."

He squeezes you hand, looking at you, "Y/N was probably the best thing to ever happen to me, especially at that time in my life. She's been through so much shit with me, since Myspace. It wasn't until like 5 years ago that I really started to see her like that."

"Ok see that's what I want to know," Shane immediately jumps on that, "how did you even know you liked her? Like, you're this gay guy and suddenly you have a girlfriend. Everyone, myself included, was a little Sister Shook by that."

"Finally," James mutters, causing you to laugh again.

Jeffree raises an eyebrow at you, almost asking if he can go into detail. You return the look, smirking at him. He sighs, knowing it wasn't his proudest moment.

"Y/N was literally my best friend for years at that point," Jeffree begins, "everyone else had come and gone, but she was the only bitch that didn't take my shit and wasn't afraid to call me out on anything. She was dating this guy, and they were getting serious and I was majorly jealous. Like, girl, I hated this man and it was causing problems in our friendship."

Jeffree sighs, "they got engaged, and it caused literally the worst fight we've ever had. Like, ever. Y/N was so hurt because I said things that, you know, I definitely should not have. She just said she was done, basically, and I was left to deal with that. I was so angry at myself, and the world and I just...I didn't handle it well."

You squeeze his arm in support, knowing what he wasn't saying. He smiles gratefully at you.

"So anyways, weeks pass, and Y/N shows up out of the blue," Jeffree smiles at you, "she tells me about myself and demands and answer for why I was being so awful and I honestly didn't have one. I just kept going on about how I didn't like her fiance and she just kept asking me why and the next thing I know I say that she should be with me and not him and we're both sitting there like...wow."

You chuckle, "I wasn't expecting that at all, honestly. He never showed any signs of being interested in me at all."

"I guess we both fell for each other without realizing it, and it made being just friends hard for both of us," Jeffree squeezes your waist, "Y/N took some time, just to make sure that the risk was worth ruining both our friendship and her relationship with her boyfriend and...I guess she thought it was because here we are."

"You're always worth it," you kiss him.

"That's so cute I hate it," James comments, causing Shane to laughs.

"Ok, but what about Nate," Shane asks the million dollar question.

"Nate was...a happy accident," Jeffree smiles.

"That's what my mother calls me," you say it without thinking about the fact that anyone else will hear.

"Me," Shane covers his mouth, trying to hide his laugh.

You laugh with him, as Jeffree finishes his answer, "I met Nate through Instagram, and Y/N and I had already talked about, you know, the boundaries of our relationship. Obviously she's not a man, and she's also bisexual so there were things a woman could do for her that I couldn't so we knew where that line was. Nate came to LA, and like, the moment we met him it just clicked. Y/N was the first one to really mention it, and, you know we talked to Nate about it and it took a while to really get a feel of our relationship but it was like he'd always been there."

You smile, nodding your agreement, "Nate is honestly the glue. Especially when me and Jeffree are going at each other. When your relationship is built off of years of friendship, the fighting happens less often, but it's definitely worse than normal relationship fighting."

Almost as if hearing his name, Nate comes down the hall, into Jeffree's beauty room. He raises an eyebrow as all eyes go to him.

"Did I miss something," he chuckles, crossing his arms as he leans against the doorway.

"We were talking about our relationship," you fill him in.

"Oh," he nods.

"So," Shane focuses on Nate, "how did it start from your perspective?"

"I mean," Nate scratches at the underside of his jaw, "I was talking to Jeffree on Instagram, and then I was in LA. I knew he had a girlfriend, because he told me."

"So were you just interested in Jeffree or how did that go," Shane asks, as the camera shifts back to Nate.

"I'd never really be into guys, but with Jeffree it just felt normal," Nate shrugs, "we definitely talked a lot before I came out here, and I talked to him more than Y/N. She wasn't really involved in everything, but I guess that was just because she was crazy busy with work at the time. But, when I got here, I felt like I had talked to her just as much. Her vibe was so cool, and we all just...worked."

"It helped that the first time he saw me I was half naked," you smirk at him.

"Wait, what," Shane covers his mouth as he laughs.

"I picked up Nate from the airport, and Y/N was running late so she stayed back to shower and change," Jeffree smirks at you, "she claims that she just lost track of time and when we got home she was in the middle of getting dressed."

"Right," Shane give you a look, "totally on accident. I always lose track of time and then I have to shower with Rylan to stay on track."

Jeffree nods, "totally. I do that all the time."

"Well, I have two boyfriends so obviously it worked at any rate," you flip your hair, impersonating Jeffree, "you only have one man? Can't relate."

"Girl," Jeffree laughs at your act, rolling his eyes, "you see what I have to put up with?"

"Because you're easy," you raise an eyebrow at him.

"I mean I was back in the day, Honey" he flips his hair.

"Oh my God, I'm over you," you push him, "I can't even say anything against that because I was there."

"Y/N has seen me suck plenty of dicks," Jeffree nods, "but now I'm a one dick kinda girl. Plus a healthy serving of Pussy. Unless Nate is out of town, then I have to settle for just pussy or silicone if Y/N is feeling kinky."

"I'm leaving," you move away from Jeffree, glaring at him playfully.

"Let's go watch TV and let them finish filming," Nate pulls you against him, smirking at Jeffree.

"Mmhmm," Jeffree narrows his eyes at you both, "Netflix and chill?"

"Maybe," you shrug, pulling Nate from the room with a wink.

"I would say use a condom, but we don't have any of those," you hear Jeffree tell Shane, followed by more laughter.

[sevdrag]

dreamwidth update: Mobile Game Monday

here we are - another Monday morning, another bar of stamina, another extended lunch break where Sev writes on DW...

FFRK As it turns out, I have until the end of JUNE to finish Torment CMs, which was quite the relief - although I made it all the way up to FFIX Torment in record time. (If anyone needs tips on Torments, I'm happy to help!) I had to rush through the FFVI event, but I managed to clear the realms, the Jump Start, and half of the Multiplayer (by myself) before the event ended, so that suits me just fine.

In terms of deadlines there's a challenge dungeon leaving first, then 3rd Anniv dungeon, then FFXV event, then Crystal Tower. However, I'll probably tackle Crystal Tower earlier, to get the motes. In between that I still have 7-8 Torments left, and I need to grind my 3* Magicite dungeons, to make tackling the 4* ones easier.

I've made some good progress though: I fully legend-dove Orlandeau (I have his USB and it makes him a powerhouse), Yuffie (have her Glint and ASB, plus diving ninjas with double-cast is always a great idea), and Mog (IDGAF, he has been CLUTCH MVP for me in so many fights; plus, his LD2 is chance of medica after dance, which is awesome; PLUS IT IS ADORABLE). Most of those 5* motes came from the Torments I completed. I also honed the water ninja skill to R3 (6 uses), which is only significant because fuck dark and ice orbs - I want to get all the top ninja skills to R3, at least, but then I have to work on knight skills and heavy abilities, not to mention I should make some decisions about a Dark Team and finally work on them.

I am ALSO sitting on like 300 mythril, because I haven't really been tempted by any banners lately AND we have been getting a metric fuckload of myth from various things in the last month. I'm pretty sure there's a fest coming up at the end of June, so I'm trying to save it rather than, say, going in again on the XV banner for realm coverage, because........ reasons?

FFBE I was hoping to make this post saying "I beat the giant rat", but I didn't beat the giant rat, although I did get it down to 15% health. My team was Ayaka (heals & esunagas), Roy (breaks & buffs), Cagnazzo (provoke tank), WoL (cover tank, also breaks), and my Fryevia + a friend Fryevia. My Frye is still pretty undergeared, resting at around 500/500 ATK/MAG, but I do have FFB +1 and thought hey fuck it why not. so chaining FFB Frye does a tonnnnnn of damage, it was pretty cool.

I just lost the fight when damage and paralyze just became a bit overwhelming - Ayaka had to spend turns removing paralyze, and when it hit Cag or Roy it worked like a cancel of whatever they were doing, so things started falling apart. I need to look up items for paralyze resist and, possibly, gear to make an evading WoL. I'll try again when I have a chance for a break this afternoon - it could just be RNG. I also have Mystea I could sub in for someone; i think she has some kind of status effect skill.

I'm "finished" grinding the Raid (meaning I got that last 4* ticket) but I'll still run raid orbs when bored to get materials -- I could probably use a couple of those EXP boosting hats for fun or expeditions. When that's done I'll probably go back to story - I want to clear Mysidia finally and keep working for that 100% moogle! - as well as TM farming, and farming Wilhelm's dumb limit break before I awaken him to 6*. Oh, and farming crysts to better awaken Frye -- so much grind!!

Love Nikki I was sort of phoning it in on LN last week; after Memorial Day weekend with nieces and party and family and stepfamily and aaaaaaa well my brain was pretty easily exhausted. This week, I picked some suits to work towards, which means I have to grind through some story so that I can open up some of the levels I need to grind. Ha.

I'd like to have a completely automatic (Finish ASAP button) Stylist's Arena, because I am a lazy ass, so I'm going in to each theme and upping my entry in the hopes of getting them all above about 55K points. That way I can watch my opponent, reset until I'm higher, and the only way I'll lose is if momo lies (MOMO LIES, THO).

otherwise, just plugging along. I have my share of wedding stuff so I'm honestly picking up the background/foreground stuff mostly, haha.

What about you and your Monday? and your Games?

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