#FOR YA BOI GUZI

[schattenmagier]

❓ GIMME SOMETHIN FOR YA BOY

[ HONEST TIME! // Accepting! // @gnzma ]

Does my muse trust yours?  

“ Uhmmmm... I mean I do trust him to not wreck my bar! ... But otherwise, no. I don’t. No offense, but I don’t trust people easily~ “ Even if it doesn’t seems like it.

Does my muse dislike yours?

“ Naaaah. Even if he can be a bit bothersome, I don’t dislike zhe skull boss. “

Would my muse kill someone for yours?

“ ... VELL, zhe possibility is zhere! If someone attacks him in my bar I surley vould try to help him out! If zhe other person dies zhen... “ -shrugs-

Would my muse kill your muse?

“ Depending on zhe situtaion... Yeah. Probably. But just if he tries to hurt or kill me... Or one of my pokemon. You know? Nothing personal. “

Would my muse save yours?

“ If I get money? Nah, just kidding. He is one of my customers. So sure, vhy not? “

Does my muse find your muse attractive?

“ Vell, duh, yeah? But I zhink a lot of people are attractive~ “

Is my muse disgusted by yours?

“ Just vhen he behaves like an absolute Grimer. “

would my muse go on a date with your muse?  

“ Uhhhhh if he pays for everything? Sure vhy not. “

would my muse kiss yours?  

“ Vould you like to find out~? “

would my muse betray yours?  

“ Depending on zhe situation. But probably not. I don’t like... people betraying others. “

my muse’s favorite thing about yours is ____

“ I like zhat he is so chill! “

the thing my muse dislikes about yours is_____

“ How not-chill he can become in like 0.1 seconds. “

[askguzma]

"My first impression of you was that you were cool. I still think the same thing. I'm happy to have you as a dad." Guzy smiled after saying that. - ya-boi-stringbean

“Awww you’re a pumkin’ Guzy. I’m glad, too!”

First Impressions | Open IC or OOC

[crowning-art]

TGCF SPOILERSS

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ok you know what, I'm beginning to notice a pattern every time I read and it's me just going omg omg omg!!! (out of happiness) and then omg omg omg omg?!? (like wtf? wtf just happened?????) to omg omg omg omg… (out of dread) and then the cycle repeats lol

Anywaaays

UMMM MY FAVE SIDE CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED LOL, and that includes

The clothing store owner:

Seeing him flee, the store owner had wanted to stop him, but opening and closing his mouth, he looked down at that gold foil that could easily buy two sets of clothing and more. Then he shrugged and stopped caring.

and the food stall owner:

With this large crowd running down the streets, more dust flew and choked the air; the food stall owner couldn’t even curse anymore, flipping his own pot from anger.

“WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN BOTHER?!”

lmao Heaven's eye is so funny, I can't with him. He's trying so hard

Qi Rong reintroduced in the midst of eating a human hand and covered in blood, and overall in a very disgusting way:

me: Awwww Qi Rong! It's been a while! I missed him~

Ok, I did NOT have Qi Rong being an excellent chef in my non-existent bingo card, but ya...def a surprise lol

Fu YAO???/

FU YAOOOO????!!!! HE'S BACK!!!! I MISSED HIM SO MUCH?!?!?!

I WAS SO HAPPY I KINDA HAD TO PAUSE TO STOP SQUELING DJNQKJNDOJDN THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY

hehe, he cares~

“OW OW OW OW ARM! MY ARM’S BROKEN! BROKEN BROKEN! COUSIN CROWN PRINCE WAIT! OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I’LL BE HONEST, I LIED, I DIDN’T EAT HIM! I DIDN’T! I WAS GOING TO BUT I HAVEN’T YET!”

“Where is he now?” Xie Lian demanded.

“STOP CRUSHING, STOP CRUSHING! I’ll tell you, that little Feet-Dragger is locked up in the shed on the side, JUST TAKE A LOOK AND YOU’LL SEE!”

I was like woah...uh damn....Qi Rong, u have a way to bring out the murderous side of Xie Lian someHOW, don't you?

Before he finished, a chilling, glistening, bloody butcher knife was thrust into his mouth between his teeth. The handle of the butcher knife was gripped in Xie Lian’s hand.

Xie Lian smiled. “Hm? What are you yelling about?”

Qi Rong did not see how Xie Lian was able to thrust that knife into his mouth; he could only feel chill on his lips, and the tip of his tongue sensed there was a sudden, new, extremely sharp object. Although he wasn’t hurt, if he tried moving even an inch his mouth was going to bleed, and his voice died in his throat.

THIS PART WAS AMAZING LIKE JUST IMAGINING IT sbjwjwkekekek

Right at the same time, Hua Cheng finished building the little golden palace, and he rose to his feet. He raised his brows as he side-eyed the little building he constructed, and gently kicked.

Flop, flop, flop, the golden palace collapsed.

And that inn also rumbled as it crumbled.

UMmm heloo?! IM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW??? What went wroooonggg???? I miss the friendship BETWEEN THE THREE so much! WHyyyy?? WHY ARE YOU GUYS DISTANT???

Xie Lian soundlessly gave a dry laugh. Eight hundred years ago when he activated the verbal password for the first time, it was “just recite the Ethics Sutra a thousand times”; even eight hundred years later, it had never changed, and Feng Xin actually remembered. Xie Lian remembered the way Feng Xin laughed until he was hoarse when he first heard that verbal password all those years back, and couldn’t help but feel nostalgic, even though it wasn’t the right time.

Ok, but like from everything I saw thus far, I felt like Hua Cheng just REALLYYY didn't care for anyone unless they somehow helped him in one way or another to be powerful or eradicate something harmful, which in turn would keep Xie Lian safe/happy, but seeing him checking Guzi's forehead for a fever was def a surprise? But maybe he just did it cuz he knows Xie Lian cares for him? Dunno, but it's def curious

UMMMM???

“What happened to Mu Qing? How did it come to this???”

UMMM SOMEONE ANSWER PLS???? WHY IS MY BABY BEING HELD CAPTIVE??? WHY IS MY PRECIOUS BOI BEING ACCUSED OF A FAULTY ASCENSION???? STOP I DIDN"T NEED HIM TO COME BACK LIKE THIS T-T

I miss book 1

oh wait, no one can answer cuz Ling Wen ruined the communications of the upper court lol

ok. OK.

LisTEn

I reaaaaallllyyyyy like Feng Xin and Mu Qing ijbfeijfilqi like Feng Xin is trying to help him out while he's in trouble, even though they got the 'rivalry' and everything???? Ya'll really telling me he got NO feelings for him???? HUh???? EXBLAIN THIS?????

stop i LOVE him, i WILL CRY HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

That was true, only because “helping out of kindness”, “loving and protecting children”, “doing good without leaving a name”, in everyone’s minds, these were all things Mu Qing would never do. Mu Qing had always been “lonesome”; he never showed any unnecessary kindness, and didn’t really make any intimate friends in the heavens. Now that something had happened, no one would believe him even if he tried to argue, and naturally there was no one to speak on his behalf. This was probably why he chose to run away and investigate the truth himself.

but like you are Wrong (WITH A CAPITAL W), there is SOMEONE who believes him and he goes by the name of Feng Xin ;)

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haha man I loved these chaps! It's really bring back the book 1 vibes and oh boi, it's been so long since things got so light hearted!

[sunlcved]

Guzy : *just happily hugs Nanu* Hi, Dad! :3 - ya-boi-stringbean

         “.... Hey kid. How have you been?”

He reciprocates, giving him a few pats on his lower back. 

[champofpallet]

ya-boi-stringbean

“Heh, well, you ain’t exactly wrong. I got Xurkitree blood like Guzy here.”

Xurk grinned down at Red, tail swaying slightly.

“Nice!” The man smiles at the other waving his hand in greeting. “I’m Red! Nice to meet ya! So where did you guys meet?”

[askguzma]

"Happy Thanksgiving, Guzma! I only have berries to give you, but hope you have a great day." Guzy hands him a bag of berries and smiles, wanting to give him something anyway. - ya-boi-stringbean

“A’course it is, Guzy!”

“How ‘bout you come on in and take a load off, yeah? We got lots’a extra food if ya wanna chow down, buddy.”

[askguzma]

"I don't own a knife actually." Guzy seems confused, but still wants to help. - ya-boi-stringbean

“That’s a’ight I got plenty to spare. Ain’t want nobody messin’ with your pops, huh? Me neither. Or his brother.”

[askguzma]

"I can give you some of my blankets. I have a lot of them I collected for a bed of them." Guzy had a couple of rolled up blankets in his arms. - ya-boi-stringbean

“Guzy! You ain’t gotta gimme none’a your stuff! I’ll be just fine, buddy! How about I just use em for a bit and then I bring em back to ya later???”

Furniture For Guzma’s Apartment:

-Blender-Cot x1-Bean Bag x1-Old Gaming Chair x1-Money for more furniture x???-Guests???-Exit’s old TV x1-Guzy’s spare blankets x2

[askguzma]

Guzy shyly walks over to Guzma and hands him a small wrapped box with a stuffed Wimpod inside. "Ari helped me make this for you. I sewed it together with her thread. Hope you like him. Happy birthday." He smiled brightly. - ya-boi-stringbean (I meant to draw it but got sidetracked. ;w;)

“Guzy, I can’t believe ya MADE this! And for me! C’mere! Hug time!”