#FUCK YOU WALTER WHITE

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Walter White is the enemy of Gusmax №1.

And that's the fucking canon.

I just want to see Max beat the all shit out of Walter.

I swear, if Max was still alive, he wouldn't have let him near Gustavo.

I sincerely believe that despite the fact that Max is kind and naive, he turns into a guard dog when it comes to his Tavo.

Of course, he was more of a guard puppy against the cartel, but I really think he would have protected Gustavo from Walt, like Mike protected Jesse.

"Don't talk to him, don't look at him, don't even breathe in his direction."

If Max had said something like that, then, well, I think you would have had to look for me in an ocean of tears.

[jessermeow]

[birdyie]

“i win”

screaming attacking maiming swings baseball bat directly at your face

[sharky-the-idiot]

this is what happened right I never watched breaking bad

[acertifiedmoron]

lots of disappointing interpretations of asoiaf character arcs just seem to be taking their adwd end points as their final states, so bran currently living in the cave of wonders/horrors -> bran turns into a tree forever and never returns to winterfell; dany hallucinated jorah saying, "dragons plant no trees" -> she's doomed to repeat her (fore)father's mistakes; tyrion post-asos is suicidally depressed and having a richard iii winter of our discontent moment -> he's evil now and will retroactively justify every vile, dehumanising remark ever made about him. which is why i want to know. where are the jon snow understanders who think jon's dead for real and not being resurrected. where are they. i would like their opinions.

[liquidstar]

ram thinking rem has shit taste for being into subaru is so funny bc she then proceeds to have infinitely worse taste

[airoarts]

no way the bad breakers and saul callers are moe?!?!?

[Image description: Digital artwork of 15 major characters from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul drawn in a chibi anime style. In descending order: Walter White, in his black hat and holding a bag of meth in one hand and a gun in the other; Skyler White, with her hand on her hip and a bored or tired expression; Marie Schrader, in a delighted cutesy pose with her hands clasped next to her face and a heart-shaped mouth; Flynn White using his crutches with a piece of bread in his mouth; Hank Schrader wearing a t-shirt with a pig on it, winking, smiling, and making a peace sign with his hand; Jesse Pinkman who appears to be shouting something; Mike Ehrmantraut who is just standing there; Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman in his pink divorce suit, leaning forward with his hands behind his back; Gus Fring, smiling slightly and adjusting his tie; Lydia Rodarte-Quayle, with her hands clasped and a nervous expression; Kim Wexler, holding a smoking cigarette; Chuck McGill, looking pissed with a cartoon vein visible on his forehead; Howard Hamlin in a pigeon-toed stance and an innocent expression; Lalo Salamanca winking and sticking his tongue out, with his hand on his face; and Nacho Varga, with his arms crossed. They are all in canon-typical outfits save for Hank's piggy shirt. End ID]

[ranna-alga]

RIP Dutch Van der Linde I just know you would have defended Walter White like there was no tomorrow in the same way you did for Evelyn Miller without realising the mirroring parallels between you two that you were either too blind or too stubborn to see </3

[bartonbones]

unless you can actually look into my eyes and tell me you think carmy would be able to tell sydney or marcus or ebra or tina "you should be dead, you're not good at this" i need you to stop saying he's in his psycho/dictator/nyc chef era it is annoying to me YES he's a bitch NO he's not abusive

[xerith-42]

The ways in which the masses failed to understand Breaking Bad's most important messages might be my Roman Empire.

[takemetodragonstone]

we as a society talk a lot about walter white’s “I am the danger. I am the one who knocks!” but i feel we don’t talk enough about tony soprano’s “I’m the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots!”

[coffin-hopping]

it is so criminal how i don’t post enough brba shit on this blog so here’s some father-son mike and jesse stuff that makes me physically ill (positive)

jesse getting picked up by mike from the lab, taking jesse out of an environment that just isn’t good for him

when gus asks mike about him, mike compliments jesse

mike give jesse his food when he’s suffering from withdrawals

it’s such a nothing thing but: mike calling jesse “kid,” shit has me crying every time

there is definitely more but these are just ones that have been gnawing at my brain lately okay bye

[frecklystars]

Shannon: hey I offered your services, would that be ok? :)

Driver, eyes widening slightly with murderous intent: yeah ok

[commander-gabriel-rorke]

"What is wrong with you... why are you blue?"

[aphicidi0]

feeling physically sick about jesse pinkman again

[fucksatan]

Thinking about a time I wrote a 7 paragraph long post analysing Walter and Skylar's relationship back in 2022 and somehow it got deleted and I was so devastated and I felt so silly and useless and I stopped posting altogether.