#FUCKING SLAPPIN

[ocean-sunfish-apathy]

hey that's a human person

[satanstruemistress]

I feel like this Orange/Trent feud is gonna slap bc irl bff feuds usually do.

I’m excited to see how hard they try to kill each other.

[loungelizardatwar]

Why does nobody talk about how the fight music in Naruto season one fucking SLAPS harder than a motherfucker

[flatstarcarcosa]

i need to get my hands back on one of the dubyadubyae games bc i had a thought last night of doing a blorbo royal rumble and just letting the computer figure out who wins.

[insert-funny-url-here]

Gotta give Pudding his Slaps

[bunnybeandraws]

The blorbos <3

[kayfabebabe]

VIOLENT EUROPEANS!

[clownboy-yeehonk]

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[ghilan-maim]

there should be a turbo boop button that just floods the screen with a lot of little paws going BAP BAP BAP

[resisttrump]

Saving this for future reference so when we say “Trump did that” we have a reference sheet for what we are all talking about. Free sticker template below.

Approximately.

[pawsandreflect]

:)))))))))))

[muntzerism-diggerism]

I know that as someone who doesnt have sex i don't need to weigh in on this but the way people on this site tall about kink just makes it seem like way more of an inconvenience than anything else

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

The Hollow Knight hyperfixation is starting to return

Bad brain you arent supposed to do this when I am DEEPLY entrenched in tmnt

(What if...tmnt 2012 and hollow knight crossover 👀 to appease the brain)

[sleep-0-deprived]

yandere perverted neighbor x reader who is also a depraved pervert?

Yandere perverted neighbor x secretly depraved reader thoughts~! ꒰ᐢ.ㅅ .ᐢ꒱

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A/N: jus lettin m’ pervy thoughts loose with this one

Jus thinkin bout movin into a nice neighborhood, fresh in town bein new eyecandy for the older man next door, he seems real sweet! Always offering to help you with your garden- always staring at your ass when you bend down pickin up boxes luggin em on into your house, such a sweet guy you can’t help the lil bulge that pokes around in your shorts- S’ his fault with his pretty biceps N’ muscular bod havin the perfect amounts of pudge fer you to jus sink your teeth into.

Jus thinkin bout your neighbor lurkin around his house like some dazed green jus tryin to catch peeks at you, his hand between his thighs pantin peakin out his blinds jus watchin you sittin all lonesome at yer kitchen table, ya can feel his eyes rolling all over you givin ya an icky feel that can’t help but turn ya on- you get up swayin your hips bendin down extra low poking yer ass up right in his line of sight jus makin him let out a deep groan— god he just came in his pants cause of you !

Jus thinkin bout your neighbor findin out, knowin yer clumsy personality was jus a slutty lil act tryin to show yerself to him like a whore- he damn near snaps when he sees ya chattin up another guy- he wants T’ jus rip your clothes off N’ fuck you so good in front of that man that tha only thought on yer mind is tha imprint of his cock molding into yer gummy walls- he wants t’ feel those gummy walls so bad ! He wants yer pretty lil hole he wonders how it would twitch after ya take s’many loads..

Jus thinkin bout you who secretly touches ya’self with ya window open at night makin sure he’s awake in his room jus torturing him with tha sounds you make- how you whimper out “mh fuck- hareerr~” N’ “oh’m’hosh jus a lil more- hah” your neighbors jaw jus clenches, his bulge hard as steel in his jeans— ya were bein such a lil shit ya left him no choice but to go stompin over to yer house bangin on yer door with. An almost deranged look- ya couldn’t even mumble a pathetic excuse before he was draggin you off t’ yer couch rippin all your clothes off.

Jus thinkin bout ya neighbor who shoves yer face in that couch cushions holdin yer wrists behind yer back jus pounded away grunting harsh words N’ yer ears “such a fuckin little pervert- if ya wanted dick so bad then fuckin ask” yes cock bobbin between yer thighs an’ all ya can do S’ drool and N’ roll yer glossy eyes into yer skull whinin loudly like a wanton slut- oh you were jus in heaven gettin pounded away with yer insides rearranged havin remarks on yer ass cheeks from his hips slappin them so harshly- he doesn’t bother T’ stop fuckin ya after ya finish, he was far to pent up t’ stop and you were gonna have T’ take each load in yer tummy.

[ghoulishhx]

Okay so boom, mean Frankie kinda teasing you when you’re overstimulated. Saying just one more like 4 times or saying he’s not gonna stop cause he knows you love it (consensually ofc)

NEEED THIS. this was running rampant through my mind, i hope you enjoy this lil something i whipped up :3

18+ MDNI !!

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Pairing: Frank Castle x Fem!Reader

Content Warning: SMUTTT. porn without plot (sorry not sorry), overstimulation, reader cums 4 times, squirting, unprotected piv sex (wrap it up), oral (f!recieving), fingering, praise, pussy slappin', kinda rough but sweet frankie, creampies, use of dildo and vibrator, frank calls reader mama once (because its hot as fuck), spanking

Wordcount: 1.8k

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✦ addicted

“Frankie please- it’s too m-much.. Fuck..” your whole body trembles as your boyfriend drags yet another orgasm out of you. The second of the night and he hasn’t even been inside of you.

“Nah c’mon doll, gimme another. I know ya can. Be a good girl f’me yeah? Lemme make you feel good.”

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He came home from ‘work’ tonight worse for wear, instantly picking you up from the couch, wrapping your bare legs around his waist as he carries you into your shared bedroom. He wastes no time running sloppy open-mouthed kisses across your skin, sucking love bites into you, marking you as his.

“Need you baby. Need ya so fuckin’ bad.” he mumbles as he raises your (his) shirt from your body, leaving you completely naked except for your panties beneath his fully clothed body. His mouth trails from yours to your neck, stopping at your breasts as he wraps his kiss swollen lips around each pebbled bud, swirling it around his mouth, groaning into you. His mouth trails down your stomach, you can’t help but yelp as he bites teasingly into the plush skin. He grins as he continues to your thighs, growling at the sight of your slick cunt inches away from his mouth, he can’t help but grip the waistband of your soaked panties and pull it upwards, your folds and clit deliciously accentuated by the action. Frank tortures you with this, offering friction to your clit where you needed him most just from maneuvering the fabric however he wishes. You squirm under him, rutting your hips into the air as you silently beg for more.

“Needy fuckin’ girl, I’ll give ya what ya want, don’t you worry bout that.”

His desire for you consumes him as his lips latch to your clit, nibbling at your bundle of nerves through the panties, soaking them further. His tongue travels across your sex, dipping the tip of his tongue into your entrance even though entry is barred by your underwear. You can’t help it as you shuffle your way out of your panties, allowing access to you directly. 

“Fuckin’ soaked doll, all f’me?” Frank marvels at the sight of your now bare cunt, glistening from your arousal.

“Only you Frankie, it’s all yours.” you whine, bucking your hips into him, begging him for more of him.

“Attagirl babygirl, all fuckin’ mine.” he answers your pleas and begins devouring you, fingers slipping in and out of you as he fucks you with his tongue. It’s not long before you’re cumming around him, ecstasy possessing you completely as you throb around him, clenching his digits with your gummy walls as your clit pulses on his tongue.

“That’sss it sweet girl, tase so fuckin’ sweet. Can’t get enough.” his pace doesn’t falter once despite your orgasm tearing through you so harshly. He’s well and truly addicted to the feeling of you, the taste, the noises he’s eliciting from you. The overstimulation hurts so good.

Reluctantly he pulls away from you, a mischievous glint in his eye as you prop yourself onto your elbows to look at him, knowing you’re gonna feel him inside of you makes you clench around nothing.

“Need you Frankie, please fuck me.. Wanna make you feel good too.” you motion him to climb on top of you, however your eyebrows raise as he lifts himself from the bed, bending down to your bedside table where you keep your toys.

“I’m not done yet mama, nowhere near done.” he reaches for your wand, plugging it in as he turns it on. Your face flushes red as you know what’s coming. He digs in the drawer further and retrieves your dildo. Shit. He’s going to be the death of you.

Frank takes the silicone toy and rubs it along your spent pussy, acquiring your juices from the previous orgasm, your breath hitches as it glides across your clit. Pushing the head into your entrance, your legs part to give him easier access to your core. Your boyfriend teasingly pushes the length inside of you, pushing it to a hilt as the fake balls wedge on your ass. 

You hiss at the stretch, clamping around the dildo as he begins slowly fucking you. He groans as he watches how full you are, the way your pussy takes it makes his own cock twitch in his jeans. The way you arch your back as he places the vibrator on your clit makes a growl escape his throat. Your hands clutch the bed sheets beneath you, knuckles turning white as he continues his relentless assault on your pussy.

“Fuck- Frank.. Shit it feels so.. Mhm so good..” you babble as your thighs twitch and tremble, the toy inside of you bouncing off of your spongy spot as he circles the vibrator on your clit. You’re a whining mess at this point, your arousal dripping to the sheets, soaking them, your back permanently arched off of the bed as you toy with your breasts and nipples. Frank watches you intently, his pupils lust-blown as he fucks you with your toys, grinding his hips into the bed selfishly to get some friction. You look too good, and he knows if he’s not careful he could cum in his jeans just from the sight of you getting off in front of him. His boxers are already stained from his own leaking cock, precum seeping through his jeans.

“Gonna cum for me again, angel? Gonna let me have it, yeah?” he firmly states as you nod affirmatively. He grins at your desperation, turning the vibrator to max speed as he increases the pace of which he’s fucking you with the dildo. Your second orgasm of the night crashes through you, your throat hoarse from screeching out his name along with a string of curse words. You squirt from the force of your orgasm, the motion pushes out the dildo and Frank replaces the vibrator with his fingers, strumming incessantly as he coaxes out more juices all over him, prolonging your orgasm.

“Fuckin’ hell baby, jus’ like that. So fuckin’ gorgeous, let it allll out.” he groans as he grips your thigh with his spare hand, bruising the soft plush flesh with his fingers as you soak his vest top. Once more, his pace doesn’t falter despite your overstimulation.

“Frankie please- it’s too m-much.. Fuck..” your whole body trembles as Frank continues touching you, your hips twitching ferociously trying to escape him.

“Nah c’mon doll, gimme another. I know ya can. Be a good girl f’me yeah? Lemme make you feel good. Wanna feel ya cum around my cock now, okay?” he removes his fingers from your pussy, slapping your sex repeatedly as your whole body jolts. 

Frank stands to remove his soaked clothes, finally freeing his erection from his boxer shorts. He pumps himself a few times with his fist with his cum-covered fingers, before grabbing your hips and turning you over onto your knees, forcing your head into the pillow below as he grips one of your ass cheeks, spreading you out in front of him as he inspects your dripping pussy. You moan as a harsh hand slaps against your ass, followed by him rubbing the growing red mark. You’re completely cock-drunk, despite not even being fucked by him yet. Your hole clenches in anticipation as he rubs his red tip through your folds, accumulating your slick as lubricant. 

“Slight stretch sweetheart, gonna fill ya up so good.” he whispers as he pushes himself inside of you agonisingly slow. Even though you had a toy inside of you only minutes ago, it doesn’t compare in the slightest to his length. His thick member always shocks you each time you have sex, but the pain feels too good as he shoves himself fully inside. 

Frank begins fucking himself into you, harsh passionate thrusts as your moans and the sound of skin slapping against each other fills the room. Your knees threaten to give out beneath you and Frank notices this as he wraps a strong arm around your waist to keep you in position. 

“Frank- shit. You feel so fucking g-good.. Fillin’ me up so well.” you whine between strangled sobs as he fucks you with ferocity, gripping you tightly against him as he groans and throbs inside of you.

“Feel so good baby, so perfect. Made to take my fuckin’ cock,” he growls as another sharp slap comes down on your cheek. “Gonna cum for me sweet girl? Cum all over my cock, I know y’close.” 

You whimper as your third orgasm crashes through you like a tidal wave, arousal once more squirting from you, covering his lower half. His orgasm is close and with just a few more thrusts inside of you he is filling your walls with his hot, sticky seed. Your walls are painted white as he groans and pushes his length impossibly further into you. Gripping your hips, he pulls out of you after a few moments. Frank marvels at the sight of your dripping cunt, your shared fluids escaping your hole as they ruin the sheets even more than they already were. He can’t help but push his fingers back inside of you, pushing his cum deeper and deeper as he fucks you with his hand.

“My good fuckin’ girl. Y’make me so proud baby.” Your moans are borderline pornographic, so sinful yet so beautiful to hear as he fucks you with his fingers, hand splaying across your ass as he angles you up towards him. It feels too good despite being as overstimulated as you were. Your face smooshed into the pillow, your ass high in the air as you arch your back, you were a sight to behold.

“I know I said one more doll, but ya just looked too damn good with me leakin’ outta ya like that. C’mon baby, one more f’me.” it’s not long until you’re clamping his fingers once more, orgasming weaker than the last three but strong enough to knock the wind from your lungs, knees finally collapsing as you land on your stomach. ‘That’s my fuckin’ girl.”

You pant as you try and catch your breath, chest heaving as he collapses beside you, cleanup can wait a few minutes. Frank pulls you to his chest, kissing atop your sweaty forehead as you twitch in his hold, the brutal assault of your core still sending aftershocks through your body. Even though Frank can be rough sometimes like this, he always knows exactly what you need afterwards, taking such good care of you.

“So proud of you sweetheart, did so good.” he whispers softly into your hair as he calmly runs his fingers through the messy strands. “So fuckin’ perfect.” You hum appreciatively in his arms, feeling at ease and safe in his hold.

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a/n: im sorry if this seemed shorter or rushed, i didnt proofread LOL i just started freakposting and the rest was herstory. i hope you enjoyed <3

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[ysrjune]

i need a SCOTT/ SAM TWINS X READER ASAP

maybe smth like sam was seen with alyssa and scott was seen with shelby WHILE THEY SLEPT WITH READER (or dating reader) so y/n makes them PAYYYY UPPPPPPPPPP purrrr

or any other twin story cuz i realllyyy need them so badly rn

* GIRL YOU GOTTA SHOW ME ᐟ # 🪻

sorry I put this off so long I wasn't sure how to write it but here it is scrumptious 💋

edit: so I um wrote the first paragraph on Saturday but after the cut, it gets STRAIGHT to the point because im too lazy to think of anything else to say + I feel like a lot of the stuff I write is the same exact thing + I feel bad not getting to this for a week.. IM SORRY

uh this is more about scott cause what I wrote.. WOAH. never written about that before. trying something new. anyway I feel like scott WOULDNT like this but sam would, so he's not the one really being punished yk? PLEASE COMMENT AND LMK WHAT U THINK OF THIS!

"Neither of us is even dating you." Scott scoffs. "I dunno about you," He looks at his brother. "But I'm not gonna let some chick I slept with once, tell me who I can and can't see." The blond rolls his eyes. He was wrong. He was definitely gonna let you boss him around, but you needed to show him that you actually could. Scott is so fucking stubborn all the time it's so annoying. He was even worse than his brother, and that says more than enough. Sam is such a little bitch too.

Scott whines as you slap his cock over and over again. "That hurts!" His voice was high pitched and his eyebrows were knitted together. "Should have thought about the consequences of acting like a brat." She rolls her eyes and slaps it once more—harder than the other times. "I'm sorry I'm sorry," He whimpers. "I'll be good. Just stop slappin' it around like it's some sort of toy." He pants and makes eye contact with Sam.

Sam was holding back a smile. Seeing his brother being put in his place for once was awesome. He wasn't looking at his dick though, that would be really gay and sooo weird. "Should have kept your big louth shut, huh Scotty?" The pasty teen shakes his head. "What. A. Shame."

"Don't think you're not getting it either." She gazes over to Sam.

"What?!" Sam scoffs. "I didn't do anything!"

"You lied to Alyssa. You said you've never done anything with a girl. I'll let you know now.. Alyssa and I are friends."

Sam's heart drops. No way. No way you two are friends. You just.. let him go hook up with your friend? After doing the nastiest things with YOU?

"Thats kind of skankish." He mumbles and tongues his piercing. "What the hell am I getting in trouble for? I didn't know you were friends, you didn't tell me."

"You lied to her about being a virgin. I don't appreciate you lying to my friend."

Sam groaned. He pretended like getting his cock slapped was the worst thing that could ever happen to him because it doesn't feel good! But you both knew he was putting on an act. He's a little freak. He's probably dreamed of getting his dick smacked repeatedly.

While this whole conversation between you and the other twin was going on, you didn't stop torturing the blond. Unlike his brother, he hated this. It hurt so damn bad. Didn't feel good in the slightest way. "please stop. i-i'll stop giving you attitude."

"Liar." She rolls her eyes and smacks his cheek, causing him to whine at the sharp sting. "You're only saying that because you want it to stop. I want you to apologize to me, and you better make it good."

He whined and mouthed off about how this is so stupid and that he'd never apologize to you. He didn't owe you an apology. Does he know he could easily put an end to this? Duh.. but he's letting it happen. Why? He doesn't know. Its definitely not because he likes it. His cheeks were red and his eyes were pouring tears.

So what was the deal? Scott Monroe loves to get put in his place.

"I won't talk b-hhuuh.." He squeezes his eyes shut. "back.. I'll-mmh!!" Scott continues to whine as you hit him. "I won't be a brat anymore, fuck! Just stop. Please stop. You're hurting me." He manages to say without any other cries.

Now, it was Sam's turn.

Scott rested his cheek on your thigh, laying on his side on your bed. His left hand was caressing your knee. Your left hand was caressing his cheek meanwhile your right was slapping Sam's cock.

He hisses, laying back on his elbows, watching how you repeatedly beat him. "Fuck.. that feels great." Freak. He got way too into it.. he tried to take your wrist and fuck into your hand. Well, actually, he did do that.. you let him work himself up. Before he came, you removed your hand and he was pissed.

And unexpectedly, he was able to cum with one more hit to his cock.

"We should do this again sometime." Sam smirks. "Don't you think it's a good idea Scott? Wasn't that so much fun?"

Scott gazes at his brother. "Mm-mm." He hums like a child and hides his face back into your thigh. Honestly, you liked when he got like this. He was gonna be so sweet and touchy the rest of the night.

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