#Fantasia ; Lucifer ; xluciifer

[arachnaemboss]

this is a callout post for @xluciifer .

they are known in the rpc to be a lucifer kinnie and a vox simp who cant type. beware of the following things

- biting

- giving u orders as king

- them being easily bullied

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ;; how big is your dick, for scientific purposes only

  “SMALL, LEAVE ME ALONE.”

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ;; Y'know... it gets harder when I pull on it. ;]

  “MMMMM...”

[arachnaemboss]

Live react between me and @arachnaemboss

STOP MAKING MEMES

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ;; how far backwards do you think Zestial can bend, you think he's checked out his own ass? This question is time sensitive, answer immediately

what the fuck kind of contortionist do you think he is

[arachnaemboss]

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ;; ⸺ ❝ Hey Zee, heh, want to hear a joke? Heh .. when you, when you cum out of a⸺PFFFT. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. ❞

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ; Teleports behind him unannounced, "Zee, I need ya right now for an important matter. Extremely important and time sensitive that we have to do immediately while I still want to do it and I don't want to go alone." He gives Zestial a moment before continuing, "I want to go on a stroll."

  THE SPONTANEITY OF THE King's presence almost makes Zestial flinch; it certainly takes him a moment to process the provided information, in which he can only blink as the other rambles on. A... stroll? All of this, simply for that cause? If that isn't endearing, he doesn't know what is. Crooked lips tug onto a calid smile, & two pairs of bright eyes lid with undisguised FONDNESS. There's a quiet sound as one of his claws closes delicately the open book sat upon his lap, a bookmark peeking betwix yellowed pages.

  “I could be no more delight'd to join thee, your Majesty.”

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ; Gives his favorite spider informant a biiig smooch on the cheek! :]

international kissing day!

  NOT THAT HE'S EVEN aware such a day exists, but he gives the King a little smile either way. How sweet of him, this was.

[arachnaemboss]

✘ What made you want to pledge your loyalty to Lucifer? Was there another motive to it?

nothing but the truth for 10 asks!

  “THE LOYALTY PLEDGED TO the Morningstars be unspoken, yet not one I attempt to conceal or disguise. 'Tis unusual to find people alike in this realm, and through the years I hath indeed found myself growing fond of them; why would I ever wish to betray their trust when they ( Lucifer in particular ) is naught if not someone I be proud to call a close friend?”

2/10

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ;; There's silence; he moved like the shadows and then, there he was: biting the nape of the neck from behind.

  HOW DID HE REACH so high up...

[arachnaemboss]

THIS IS ANON HATE!!!!!!! HATE THAT I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH!!!!!! HA HA! HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY. ❤️👑 ~ @xluciifer

clutching our marriage certificate close to my chest rn

[arachnaemboss]

mains tag drop!

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer and zeze being seated together in the same box sharing the wine bc they're PALS.

[arachnaemboss]

So no head?????

  “DINNER FIRST, YOUR MAJESTY.”

[arachnaemboss]

@xluciifer ;; Don't mind him, he's been staring at Zestial's arm for a minute now with intrusive thoughts. Don't bite him, don't bite him, don't bite-- he disassociates and bites him.

  ACK.