#Farona plays BOTW

[ladyfarona]

Going to play BOTW on Master Mode for the first time ever! Wish me luck!

[ladyfarona]

My horse won't work guys what's wrong :(

[ladyfarona]

I forgot how stressful it is to climb the Sheikah towers. Also my joycon is drifting so Link and I are not having a good time rn. 😭

[ladyfarona]

Link really blasts Bozai's incel nuts off when he's forced to hand over both pairs of his boots to what he deems is a meek, helpless little maiden uwu - even though said maiden trekked through the harsh and unforgiving Gerudo Highlands to take 2 pictures of things Bozai said didn't exist! Link leaves this prick stranded shoeless in the desert by a city where no men are allowed in. Just turns him down and leaves him for dead whilst walking away in his sand boots. KING. SHIT.

[ladyfarona]

Am I the only one who tallies my Korok seeds like this

[ladyfarona]

Do you run around at night wearing Tingle's outfit or are you normal

[ladyfarona]

I had no idea your horse could attack an enemy in BOTW! I encountered a Yiga and quickly hopped off my horse (because I suck at fighting on horseback and I want to keep my horses alive thank you), then when the Yiga got close to my horse, she kicked the bananas out of him and left him laying on the ground. 😂 Awesome!

[ladyfarona]

I didn't know your horse would eat fruit offerings at the Korok puzzle statues. I stopped my horse a little too close to one and she went right over, ate an apple, then went to the next apple and ate it too. 😂

[ladyfarona]

There's a Lynel Bow in the water on the left side of Sarjon Bridge in the Faron region?! I don't remember that being there before! Is it in Master Mode only? Oh well. I'll be taking that... :D

[ladyfarona]

Rude :(

So, how long do you think Hylians live?

[ladyfarona]

This is fine

[ladyfarona]

I've died SO MANY times in TotK. 😭 I WAS taking screenshots whenever I died to count them up later, though I kept forgetting to take them because I'm MAD that a Bokoblin hit me one (1) time and Link died... Death. Just. Lots of death. That's why it's called Tears of the Kingdom. Link fucking dies every 2 seconds and we cry about it. 😩

[ladyfarona]

Playing BOTW is fun but it's also the worst game to get distracted in. I'm on one side quest? I get distracted by a second sidequest. Then a third. Suddenly I'm on the other side of Hyrule, scaling a cliff because I forgot to collect rushrooms for that old man BUT WAIT there goes the dragon lemme just grab a scale real quick-

[ladyfarona]

> be me

> fighting guardians

> fail to realize it's the night of the Blood Moon

> oh shit fight faster

> too late

> oh shit oh shit oh shit-

> forget I can warp out of danger

> guardians' retribution

[ladyfarona]

Just got to Rito town in BOTW and Link had flashbacks of Revali and-

I knew it.

I KNEW I SMELLED A LITTLE BITCH IN THIS GAME.

I hate him. I love him.

I need more Revali. Right NOW.

[ladyfarona]

I just met Prince Sidon. I know nothing about him except he seems to be a popular ship for Link character. So my first impression is...

Himbo. A huge himbo. Enthusiastic fish man. Cares about his people. Big aspirations no thoughts. Wants Link to notice his muscles confident spirit. Extremely kindhearted and generous. Little Hylian PLEASE look at his muscles--

Am I wrong? We'll see... Gotta reach Zora's Domain!