Hamilton songs Summarized
act 1
Alexander Hamilton: The begining of sevral songs that begin with “how does a…”
Aaron Burr Sir: orphan gang!!1!1! Just kidding im gonna hang out with those guys
My Shot: “shooty shooty shooty SHOT”
The Story Of Tonight: John Laurens is a pure angel you cannot to u c h h i m
TheSchuylerSisters: ANGELICA IS HELLA WOKE YO
FarmerRefuted: Samuel Seaburry gets pressed to no end
You'llBeBack: King George gets his lil moment
RightHandMan: Burr gets curved by gwash! ham is secretary! hercules is now a spy!(ft. Ensemble yelling “WHAT”)
AWintersBall: John Laurens wanna be straight so bad
Helpless: Eliza is so sweet and in love and beautiful yeth is support this
Satisfied: INTENSE!! ANGELICA DOES NOT DESERVE THIS KIND OF HURT!! SHE IS TOO CARING GIVER HER A HUG!! I DonT SUPPORT THIS ANYMORE!! (ft. A fire rap)
The Story Of Tonight: pure drunk cinnamons buns & aaron burr spills the tea!
Wait For It: Burr really spills the tea tho like damn. (and we see such a different side of burr he only needs a hug)
Stay Alive: The making of a master plan! Charles Lee can actually run these hands tho. Lafayette is promoted!
Ten Duel Commandments: “yall really about to duel?” “yeah lol” (and aNthonY rAmOs’ VoIcE i-)
Meet Him Inside: gwash is angery!! (CALL ME SON oNe MoRe TiMe)
That Would Be Enough: how many weeps will i weep? Alexander youre unborn SON
Guns And Ships: LAFAYETTE GETS RECOGNITION YES IM S N A T C H E D
History Has Its Eyes On You: washington made every mistake, hamilton did everything right, but guess who dies?
Yorktown: immigrants, we get the job done. HERCELES MULLIGAN! A TAILOR SPYING ON THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT I TAKE THE MEASURMENT INFORMATION AND-
What Comes Next?: a pressedt king george
Dear Theodosia: how pure? how lovely? how soft? amazing fathers wow!
Non-Stop: every song in the musical is referenced like wth how Lin is a genius.
act 2
What’d I Miss: everyones favoritestyle icon and cocky piece of purple velvet tbh
Cabinet Battle #1: both jefferson and hamilton spit 100% fire and i love it
Take a Break: philip spits FIRE, angelica gets worked up over a comma (??), eliza really tryna meet at this river or something, he wont take a break !
Say No To This: Alexander is a sinner! But he isnt the victim! Leave Maria alone!
Room Where It Happens: Burr really wanna be in this room you see, but hamilton is a smug hoe, and wallstreet!
Schuyler Defeated: Aaron Burr is actually a snake with no belifs! Wow!
Cabinet Battles #2: “nah i swear im not lafayette”
Washington On Your Side: the salt level is the highest it will ever be, the whole production falls to salt, salt is now the #1 factor in the reat of the play
One Last Time: If it wasn’t for washington stepping down we would have the same president until they died, god bless him.
I Know Him: John Adams? Lmao hes done for
The Adams Administration: o dam! Alexander Hamilton is actually in such highschool drama!
We Know: salt particle number 1, 2 and 3 push hamilton into writing his whole reputation into the ground
Hurricane: “imma ruin my own life for literally no good reason!”
The Reynolds Pamplet: Angelica flames Hamilton into a whole different former british colony. (Ft. Damn!)
Burn: ELIZA PLEASE STOP CRYING *burns paper*
Blow Us All Away: Philip is actually the sun! And was about to have a threesome! But still cares far too much about his fathers legacy!
Stay Alive (Reprise): Philip is actually the sun but is now dead! French counting now makes me wanna die!
Its Quiet Uptown: i really have no words, its just sadness
The Election of 1800: “guys please my son just died i need-” “JEFFERSON OR BURR?” “ok, jefferson i guess”
Your Obedient Servant: “motherfucker, aboligize or fight” “motherfucker, no thanks” “motherfucker?” “motherfucker.” and they actually fiGhT.
Best Of Wives And Best Of Women: “meeting out of town” what a LiE
The World Was Wide Enough: DUDE U REALLY SHOT HIM! I THOUGHT THE BULLET WOULD LIKE GO THROUGH HIM OR SOMETHING SHIT IM-
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: God bless Eliza, she really DID that. Eliza deserves her own musical. #ElizaTheMusical
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