#Fish propaganda

[wisewordsofpolly]

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I can't believe people would slander ocean sunfish for having a lot of parasites. Uh, hello?? Every animal in nature has parasites dipshit, it came free with living in an ecosystem

[anzuhan]

[fishystuff]

I have a sudden desperate desire to acquire a fish pillow... :3

Well... I'm sorry for your wallet... but also I'm not sorry it's so funny to me that I have a sideblog that essentially consists of fish propaganda and a massive disastrous crossover spinning around the axis of fish

[dailyhmsw]

loop 17

[smallknowingjester]

:33 < my guys!!!!! they are like my ocs

[b0bsy0urunc1e]

KEEP UR BRAINS ON MY BRAINS!!!

[bogkeep]

is it, Normal to have radio ads about the importance of eating fish or is that just norway.

[feralglitch]

Traffic!Scott is such a messed up thing, I need to put him on a petri dish.

Think about it. He's incredibly competent but will nerf himself, a pacifist yet will terrorise Joel for a giggle. He craves someone to pour into him so desperately, but continues to appoint himself homemaker and provider. He wants peace and tender love yet his closest alliances include one of the Furies, a red-hooded psychopath¹ and a backstabbing weasel² who doesn't even think Scott's real.

He's the friendliest guy in the server. He's a petulant little bitch. He enjoys getting under people's skin. He's generous and devoted. He's dismissive and callous. He loves pretty things as much as he loves chipping away at people's hearts, one well-aimed arrow at a time. He's a creative force. He's a chaos gremlin. He poisons the well and builds walls full of lava. He looks for devotion and commitment within a death game, he'll have you run yourself ragged to earn his approval, he'll trade his life for one sweet word, he'll watch his chosen one become a hungry, hateful thing and giggle in delight as they tear him apart.

HE HAUNTS ME.

¹ 5 am Pearl ily <3 ² Backstabbing weasel (affectionate)

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[fishsticksloser]

Vote for Liam

He's a bit clueless, but he's got spirit!

Art by @tinytinyturttlesoup

Go to @tmnt-multiverse-election and vote for my boy!

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Daily fish fact #685

Lampreys!

While some lampreys turn to a parasitic lifestyle as adults, drilling into the sides of bigger animals to feed on their flesh and blood, lamprey larvae, ammocoetes, are actually filter feeders! The lamprey larva life stage can last up to a decade, and they spend their time being half-buried in sandy substrate, consuming whatever tiny organic particles float to them. Ammocoetes' feeding rate is the slowest of any suspension-feeding animal, and due to this they require a habitat very rich in nutrients.

[camthecatchameleon]

So carry me from these walls, brother of mine, Show me the world outside. It has to be true, I'm counting on you To be my wings and my eyes.

Fish in a Birdcage - Rule #4, Fish Inside a Birdcage (2022)

Image ID:

First image - A messy, sketchy quality drawing of Ol' Jericho Sticks from Legends of Avantris: Edge of Midnight. Well, technically this is Virgil in Jericho's body. He stands at the far left side of the canvas, with his back to the camera and his head turned over his shoulder to stare a beady four-pointed eye at the audience. Their arms hang loosely at their sides. Four massive black wings sprout from Jericho/Virgil's shoulderblades and from below his "ribcage," the two farther from the camera extending over the rest of the canvas. The two in proximity to the camera curve over Jericho/Virgil's body, obscuring parts of them, and framing emphasis around their eye. Seven orange eyes with four-pointed star pupils, drawn even more messily than the figure, float in space and stare out at the audience from between the feathers of the extended wings. Scribbles in jagged strokes frame the piece and reach towards the figure. The whole piece is in a duotone greyish/orange color scheme. Words, the lyrics to Fish in a Birdcage's Rule #4 - Fish Inside a Birdcage, are written messily, following the contours of the eyes and the wings. The words write: "YOU GAVE ME MORE THAN I COULD ASK FOR... INDISTINGUISHABILITY"

Second Image - A zoomed in version of the first image, to give a more detailed view of Jericho/Virgil's face and body. Only the figure, the two closest wings, and a quarter of the other two wings are shown. No words are in view, but two of the eyes are visible.

[fisherman-fight]

ROUND TWO

BYLETH EISNER from FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES vs THE TENNO from WARFRAME

PROPAGANDA:

BYLETH - "you have an option to spend all of your free days fishing and most people do so it's become a joke. scary mercenary with god sword catches fishies :3"

THE TENNO - "The Tenno, before, after, and often during the fishing, commits a lot of war crimes. Like. A *lot* of war crimes. Also, the fishing is done in a nine-foot tall techno-organic exoskeleton. Sometimes you're hunting normal fish. Sometimes you're hunting robot fish. Sometimes infested horrorfish. Also none of this "lure and line" nonsense. The Tenno spearfishes."

[the-spiciest-sinnamon-roll]

people love assigning animals to hermits and giving them animal parts.

y'all realize what you're doing with that, right?

you're assigning them fursonas. commit to the bit and draw them as full on anthros.

[locomotive-idiot]

goin for a swim brb

blub,, glub,bg,,