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hippies and daddy issues. just the average happy tree town experience.
#happy tree friends#htf#happy tree town nightlife#and barely some concepts from:#the legend of franky jones#sniffles#toothy#flaky's mom#nutty's mom#sniffles' dad#the class of '76#<----- going to find a better name for them in this AU because they are way older than that here#specifically in thisillustrations they all are 25 as their bastards are in nowadays#i wanna pizza :8
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woag, ‘nother anthro htf art dump upon ye!
#dooble moment#my art#happy tree friends#htf#cw happy tree friends#cw htf#cw mild blood#cw character death#htf flaky#htf cuddles#htf russell#htf giggles#htf toothy#lifty and shifty#htf giggles’ mom#htf giggles’s mom#htf giggles mom#flaky htf#cuddles htf#russell htf#giggles htf#toothy htf#while trying to tag this i found out giggles’ mom had THREE WHOLE TAGS?#theyre all spelt differently but whatever#waiter waiter! more anthropomorphized cartoon animals that die a lot please!#OH uh splendids also there i guess#for the splendid heads ofc
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on one hand never trust how you feel about yourself as a person after the sun goes down, especially if you have a known pattern of catastrophizing your own behavior into you somehow being a secretly evil Bad Person. on the other hand night time is when i do my best introspection
#this post was brought to you by the realization that even though i want to be and like being a person that ppl can turn to when they need it#that i also don’t really like being Depended On#i care about my friends especially the ones who are still in high school#but it’s also scary to me when i feel like they Rely on me for friendship or connection.#like no. i should be peripheral to your life.#they should have people other than a mildly flaky 18 year old who hides when it gets hard and who they only see every few months at best#even back in junior high. i had a friend who was older than me but a grade below who called me ‘mom’ as a joke#but then it stopped feeling like a joke and i didn’t know how to re-establish that distance#oh yeah this is also a thing that happens at night btw. we start oversharinggg
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what this mean!?!?? thats what i want you all to wonder :3
#fawns drawings#htf#htf flaky#htf giggles' mom#tw blood#cw blood#its not well drawn but im still adding the warning
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still trying to process my grandma passing away earlier in the week and just now found out that my dad was diagnosed with throat cancer. I hope he managed to catch it early, it sounds like his doctor's are deciding what the best action to take is.
#[static]#cancer is my Worst Nightmare truly ... he's the first one in the family to get it somehow#even with everyone on my mom's side being Heavy smokers (like a pack a day sometimes)#that being said it's another one of those family relationships that makes any sort of news difficult to process#I don't know what to do or say or how to feel about it besides basic human empathy that one would express during something like this#because the truth is I *don't* know my dad he was in my life from age 3-4? maybe 5?#and then i saw him randomly through out the rest of it every 6 months-4 years depending on if he'd show up#so while i'm obviously worried for him and sent him a message#im also grappling with 'does he want me to reach out' & 'am i doing this the right way' for a person i have blood ties to but dont know wel#like i've seen him twice in the last 7 years that's about how deep our relationship is as family#I used to want something more with him but I couldn't handle his flakiness and for awhile it seemed like he wanted to be around more#but his actions are always different from his words#anyways this is a long way of saying that my related-family dynamics are so confusing to me and make it hard to process anything
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>:( already tired and cranky today AND then my foot decides to have a chronic pain flare up.
#it’s been a kind of shit day like#started the day with a screaming match with my mom that left my throat hurting. bad traffic so bad to take a different route to work.#mom didn’t check the rubber ring on the lid of my coffee thermos so then I spilled coffee on my shirt and pants#so many fucking emails today#chronic pain in my foot. then got home and after dinner threw up some bc a piece of bean got stuck on my tongue and my stupid throat is so#sensitive esp recently bc there is wildfire smoke aggravating my allergies#and like my sometimes annoying coworker was being extra annoying today - he’s flaky and forgets that he said he’d do stuff constantly YET#He teases me for having a monthly planner physical calendar and like. buddy. maybe YOU need one#I might draw some tonight but if that goes badly then it’s killing my self dot com dot net dot gov dot jpg
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Ok so ik that fanfiction often requires characters to act ooc but I've seen multiple (tbf like 3) accidental pregnancy fics in the bear tag....and I just want to have my own 'he wouldn't fucking say that moment' and say that there is not a single universe in which Sydney Adamu would ever carry an unwanted pregnancy to term. If the concept of abortion didn't exist my girl would invent it to not have to do that shit lol.
#like carrying her flaky coworker/boss's baby as a starless 20 something chef living with her dad? no way could that ever be her#I don't even necessarily view syd as consciously childfree or anything#more like kids literally cannot and will not exist in her mental conception until she has achieved her chef goals and owns property#also like ik ppl generally portray syd as the somewhat normal one while carm is completely detached from normalcy#but I think he's wayyy better with kids than syd is like#his childhood was obviously terrible but he grew up with siblings and all the neighborhood kids like claire tiff and the faks#so I think he has some mental conception of standard kid things even if basic/dated like ketchup and ghostbusters#whereas syd just had her dad and maybe grandparents and probably felt the need to grow up super fast after her mom died#and was the precocious and responsible kid that teachers loved but the other kids thought was weird/annoying#and has no idea what is normal for any given age#like don't get me wrong carm is also bad at taking care of kids due to being seemingly the youngest in the entire family until eva#but I think he can tell the difference between like a 5 vs a 8 year old whereas syd cannot#the bear#m.text
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drawings I scribbled on my phone while waiting in the parking lot for my mom to be done in the store
#happy tree friends#htf#htf Flippy#htf flaky#htf nutty#htf sniffles#htf fanart#I got nauseous towards the end of making these bc I wanted to add color but my mom came back and started driving#and I get carsick real easy and real bad lol#homestuck#<== I guess lol
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horrible personality trait i have is that moms LOVE me bc i ACT LIKE A CHILD
#everywhere i go i get a new mom amd ppl guess comically young ages for me#SOMEONE ASKED IF I WAS NINETEEN😭😭😭I STARTED A YEAR AGO AND THEY KNEW ME#I DIDNT EVEN GO TO COLLEGE😭😭😭 STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL#brandon oscillates#personal#unrelated im having so many formative experiences at this place#cartoonish racism white boy who lies flaky asian boy. sooo fun but like Enough. im formed now#where is my pinoy dream boy EJ
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who are people to make judgments anyways
important stuff at the tags
#happy tree friends#htf#flaky#petunia#lifty#shifty#lifty and shifty#runny#thats her htf-ian name the one ill use here is#Ruffina Ragusa#and the twins are#Livorio and Silverio Ragusa#......yeah you guessed theyre italians but shhhhhhh#the legend of franky jones#also yeah a bit of the class of 76 because why not#Flaky's mom#Nutty's mom#Sniffle's dad#the mole#upps i forgot about him
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daily kestrel 18:
today was a long-ish day at work, but also decently easy? i was in my room alone for the morning and got pulled up to the front desk twice to help out in the afternoon bc we were out four total teachers today, but hopefully that won't be as much of a problem next week
i called the cat oncologist on the way home and it turns out they never got the referral paperwork last week, so I had to call my vet and ask her to email it over to them instead of faxing. i didn't call until around 3:45 but i was hoping i'd hear back from them today & didn't so I'll call again on Monday to make sure the referral went through this time
i got home and took a bath to shave my legs before our scheduled call to the realtor - our realtor is having another realtor in the area help us out with showings, the new realtor wanted to talk to us about what we're looking for, and i think that went well. she mentioned the idea of a class action lawsuit against our property management company, just like an idle "i wouldn't be surprised if it ended up that way eventually bc of how much they're screwing y'all over on lot rent" and i had to tell her "yeah it's crossed my mind but i've never done anything about it bc i don't have the time to do the legwork for all of that" but even so I hope our place will still sell when we need it to, we should be able to start touring places next week
after a chicken sausage pasta dinner, I had Peyton suggest to Paige to do a horror movie and do their nails night so she has her nails done for tomorrow. i am def still planning to propose at six flags and she has said before that she wants to make sure her nails are done so that's one thing taken care of. Paige & I smoked and i finished up reading an article for class before i played slime rancher while they watched their movie - this one was The Birds and boi did i hear the screeching of some birds
one of my coworkers also asked today if i wanted a cat or knew anyone who wanted a cat bc her cat is having a litter and i mentioned to her that if any of the babies are fluffy and orange and white I may take her up on that as a surprise for Paige - i told Peyton about it tonight but we won't know for a while if any of them fit the bill so I don't want to mention it to Paige yet. it's about time for bed bc i have to shower in the morning, but we're not planning to get to the park until around 2 so at least we can sleep in tomorrow. gonna go join Peyton and Paige for their cat watching videos and then sleep
#friday#september#oh also Peyton made some apple strudel things that Paige got at Aldi and they were SO GOOD#they were authentic German pastries (in frozen form) and even though the bottoms got a little toasty they were so flaky and fantastic#and paige's dad's cat Ace had to get a surgery today for a urinary blockage but apparently it went well#my mom's cat Abby is wearing the cutest pink claw caps now bc she managed to scratch dad running across him last night when she had zoomies#anyway i feel like i'm writing way more on these than i intended to when i first started this but like.. there's so much that happens a day#and this lil project is honestly making me appreciate that#anyway wish me luck for tomorrow idk what i'm gonna say yet when i propose but i'm sure i'll figure it out as i go#not even sure when or where in the park tomorrow i wanna do it#i guess it'll just be when the fancy strikes#AND panther peed on the pampasan chair (probably bc it smelled like cheese's butt)#so paige cleaned that with the green machine while Peyton and I cleaned cheese's butt
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I'VE GOTTEN FOOD POISONING TWICE IN THE SPAN OF A MONTH FROM TWO SEPARATE CHICKEN PATTIES NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME!!!!!
#nicky rambles#nicky gets sicky#food poisoning mention#< - just in case#why do i keep eating chicken patties if their making me sick? my moms forcing me to clear out the old ones in the fridge#forced to be the family's pattie disposal unit smh#also if you're wondering what a patty is. at least in Jamaica where i live its a buttery flakie pastry with meat inside it#most commonly beef. or curry chicken in my unfortunate case
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bah the irony of gen wanting the more to be like yuko and that in the end they're the most dissimilar while reiji becomes more and more like her down to the mannerisms.
#txt#ofc he looks similar cuz he's her son duh yeah yeah inherited the Burden etc but design wise#for ex reiji has gone through a curve of flaky boy to subtly and progressively getting like larger and 'manlier'#physically especially noticeable by the turning point when he's going through the main separation#arcs and the prospects of adulthood life and the future are more prevalent. but now going on another curve of getting#that sad-looking empty silent prettiness so to speak of his mom.
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"Mom," Steve whispered in the inky blackness of his parents' room. "Mom, there's something under my bed."
Patricia Harrington turned over. "Steven, go back to sleep," she murmured.
"I can't." Steve said. "There's a monster."
"No such thing." his mom said, angrier, more awake. "Go to bed now, and if I catch you out of bed again you can forget going to Tommy's this weekend."
Steve nodded and padded back down the hall, pausing at his door then taking a running jump into bed.
The room was silent.
"I know you're here." Steve whispered, making sure all his limbs were tucked safely away under the covers. "You don't scare me."
A couple minutes of quiet, then Steve heard a scraping sound come from under his bed. He squeaked and pulled his blankets up to his nose.
A horrible, raspy laugh came from below him. "I do scare you!" said a voice. "You lied!"
"No-no you don't!" Steve said boldly. He clutched his blanket tighter, then said, "I can't be scared of something I can't see! That's just dumb."
Something dark began to slither across the floor out of the corner of Steve's eye. Oh, I'm gonna regret that, he thought.
The thing began to pull itself up, looming over Steve. It cracked a smile, and sharp white teeth gleamed in the light from his closet.
Steve screamed.
"Shut up!" his dad shouted angrily from downstairs, and Steve clapped a hand over his mouth, eyes flicking between the shadow and the door like he wasn't sure which monster to be more afraid of.
The monster crept toward him, and Steve dug his fingernails into his face, scooting away from the horror. He whimpered, not daring to close his eyes.
Then the monster began to shrink.
It shriveled away, changing color and backing up, until a little boy, about Steve's age, stood in front of him. He had long curly hair and was dressed in a t-shirt that was way too big on him. When he opened his eyes, Steve flinched, because the whites of his eyes simply...weren't there. His eyes were an onyx black.
"Hi," the boy said. "I'm Eddie."
Steve was too stunned to speak, but he did uncover his mouth.
"I'm the monster under your bed!" Eddie said. "I'm supposed to scare you, but, um-" he risked a quick look at the door "-I don't think you need my help for that."
"Why are you supposed to scare me?" Steve asked.
Eddie shrugged. "Dunno. Every kid's got one. It's just how it works. I was made to be your monster, forever!" He sat down on the edge Steve's bed, bumping Steve's shoulder against his. "Weird to be on this side of the bed. No dust bunnies or anything."
Steve giggled, forgetting his fear. "You're fun!"
Eddie grinned at him. "Thank you! None of the other monsters think my jokes are funny."
"So you have to scare me?" Steve asked. "But you're not scary. Not after talking to me."
Eddie paused. "Oh, right. I'm not supposed to talk to you. Um..."
"What if we just say you're scaring me?" Steve asked. "I'll pretend I'm really scared of the monster under my bed, and you pretend you scare me every single night. But really we're hanging out instead of scaring!"
"Ooh, I like that idea!" Eddie struck a dramatic pose. "I'll be the monster under your bed, but I'll be ready to protect you if you need it too!"
Steve stuck out his hand like he saw his dad do for business deals. "Deal?"
Eddie shook it. "Deal."
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Steve sprinted through the forest, the kids hot on his heels. "There!" he shouted. "Everyone in!"
The kids bolted to the abandoned cabin, and Steve slammed the door shut. "Is there a bed in here?" he called. "A couch? A fridge?"
"Bed's in here!" Will yelled, and Steve followed his voice to the cluttered bedroom, complete with partially-caved-in bedframe. He gingerly took a seat on the mattress, cringing when it crackled. He did not need to know what was on this.
"Eddie?" he called, tapping on the flaky painted wood.
The shitheads crowded in, and Mike murmured. "What the fuck is he doing?"
Steve ignored him. "Eddie, come on, I need your help."
Something tall, dark, and lanky slid out from under the bed, and all the kids jumped back in fright, raising their various weapons. Steve leapt to get in front of them, raising his hands as a shield. "Chill! Calm down, this is Eddie!"
Eddie shrank into his human form, draping himself over Steve. "You had to summon me to the nastiest bed in Indiana? Really, Steve?"
Steve shrugged. "This was the closest one. We need your help, Eds."
"We?" He focused on the Party. "Well, these must be the infamous buttheads." Eddie slid into the shadows and reappeared behind the Party, inspecting them. "Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Will, El, Max, right?" he said, pointing at each one as he said their names.
"What the fuck are you?" Dustin asked.
Suddenly Eddie was under Steve's arm, wrapping a hand around his waist. "I'm Steve's monster under the bed." he said. "I'm just... friendlier with Steve than most of the monsters I work with."
Steve rolled his eyes. "You can tell him you're my boyfriend, they know I'm bi." He kissed Eddie on the cheek.
The kids all broke into gasps, except for Max, who fake gagged. "Don't be gross!" she yelled. "Demogorgon outside, remember?"
"Ah, right." Steve said. "Eds, can you-"
"On it." Eddie kissed Steve. "I'll be back."
The kids watched Eddie melt into shadows, then wheeled on Steve. "Steven Don't-Know-Your-Middle-Name Harrington," Dustin said. "You have a lot of explaining to do."
edit: i did not expect this response to the short little thing that took me 30 mins max at 2am!! i’m planning on rewriting it and turning it into a full length fic, so i’ll come back and edit this with the link!
edit #2: if there’s anything you guys want to see in the full length version of this please let me know!! i’m trying my best to make it a slowburn which is horrid for my adhd so let me know if there’s anything you want!!
#weirdest au ive ever written LMAO#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#idk where this came from either
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My family is full of nothing but idiots
#venting#My dad forgot he’d help me move out and now can’t help me#my mom hasn’t made plans for this because I assured her dad would help me#shows what I know I guess#I swear I gotta just learn my lesson and stop relying my plans on family#they’re all flaky idiots
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Astrology Observations II
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Disclaimer, these are observations I have made through personal experience and thorough research, observations also vary depending on other natal placements involved
doesn’t resonate ≠ untrue
♅ Virgos tend to represent the trad wife far more than people assume taurus does, and that’s because Virgos ability to uphold their life (at least on the outside) tend to attract men who want a wife that can keep them on track
Some Virgo women tend to also attract gay men unfortunately 😭, again I think Virgos just seem like the perfect trad Wife and it will attract closeted men like flies. This isn’t to say all your partners will be closeted but the ones who are overly aggressive on your role in the relationship might be.
♅ Gemini moon children develop QUICKLY. These are usually the kids who weird you out with their extensive knowledge and self awareness that seemingly comes out of nowhere. The mercury influence allows them to digest many topics which in turn has Gemini moon children mentally developing at a faster pace than their peers
I’ve also observed Gemini moons are those annoying kids in your class that are a lot smarter and a bit condescending to others intelligence, not because that’s just the way they are, but their mercurial moon needs constant stimulation, and with a combination of their rapid growth you’ll see them climbing academic ranks which in turn can make them dislike school if they are not progressing at a speed they like.
♅ Scorpio moons have a tendency to see the worst in every situation/person which can be a nasty habit, but this isn’t out of judgment, rather they don’t like to give people the benefit of the doubt. They don’t like to be screwed over and their best bet is to think of the worst scenario possible.
♅ Aquarius Venus who are flaky in relationships and constantly cheat will eventually have karma handed back to them, usually in the form of being in their mid 40’s still single.
Aquarius Venus flaky reputation does stem from the fact that it is a Saturn influenced placement, as well as being fixed. It’s not that they hate any type of restriction to their freedom but rather to what extent you restrict them to. They can and will jump quickly into relationships but if they see any glimpse of possessive or controlling attributes they will leave. Again because it’s fixed and Saturn influenced Aquarius Venus knows once it settles down that’s it, they’re not going anywhere, that’s why they’re so scattered to find the right person who fits their criteria.
♅ Moon/Sun harshly aspecting Neptune is the embodiment of “I hate my Mom/Dad, but I love her/him too”. Neptune harshly aspecting these planets can cause a huge wall of misunderstanding between parent and child, but Neptune blurs the lines so deep that the individual sees them “through rose colored glasses” and if incapable of harboring hate. I would even say there could be nights where these people will look back and remember their past relationships (Neptune = Dreams)
♅ 10h placements can sometimes struggle maintaining relationships due to the very contradicting nature of the Midheaven and ascendant. Usually people will perceive them to be very different from who they actually are.
This is also why they struggle with their self esteem (the natural square to the ascendant). Sometimes they feel like they need to keep up an image to satisfy others and that isn’t someone who they truly are 🥲
In synastry this also points to partners trying to change who they are/make choices for them because they think it’s “for the best” or “what’s good for them”.
♅ Every Virgo rising I’ve met always gives me a small lesson on why astrology isn’t real but follow up with a “but can you read my chart I want to see if it’s true 👀”. I truly believe it’s the 12h Leo which makes them secretly a little self centered (hence the interest for things like astrology to attempt and figure themselves out) but the mercurial ascendant will always make them skeptical 😭
♅ Saturn conjunct Jupiter natives is a dangerous fire sometimes. I’ve noticed if they haven’t learned to balance this aspect in their chart, the people around them can suffer their warm and cold attitude. It’s almost as if one second you could be hysterically laughing in class together, and the next second they immediately stop and ask you to be serious and finish your work. WHERE DID THE VIBE GOOO?? The key here is moderation in whichever sign/house this is in
♅ Whoever said Neptune in hard aspect to Venus needs to practice saying positive affirmations (especially to Venus related topics) to themselves in the mirror was SO correct. Neptune indeed does reflect lies to you and reaffirming yourself in the mirror breaks that spell. I don’t think I’ve felt so beautiful since I started doing this.
#astrology#astrology observations#synastry#scorpio moon#neptune aspects#jupiter aspects#saturn aspects#aquarius venus#gemini moon#virgo rising#virgo#astro notes#astroblr
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