#Funpalast

[peterlaskaris]

ROT.licht die.PARTEI 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

🇦🇹❤️👯‍♀️..die politische “Alternative für #Österreich” ROT.licht die.PARTEI 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🇦🇹❤️👯‍♀️..die #Mathematik lehrte uns in den letzten Tagen von den “Roten”, dass man auch die #Nullen nicht übersehen darf.. ROT.licht die.PARTEI 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🇦🇹❤️👯‍♀️..und selbst was unsere #Regierung derzeit so alles berechnet, es gelingt ihnen in Wirklichkeit sehr wenig bis gar nichts davon so…

[szhmidty]

In an effort to pump up business once Austria introduces a mandatory COVID-19 vaccine pass in the coming weeks, one enterprising palace of pleasure is putting its money where, well, it will surely pay off.

The FunPalast: Sex Star Sauna Club is offering a 30-minute voucher with the “lady of your choice” with every vaccine administered on site, which the club is offering every Monday from 4 to 10 p.m. until the end of November, when the vaccine rules take effect.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/brothel-offers-vaccines-with-benefits-in-free-sex-for-the-vaxxed-campaign?source=articles&via=rss

[theyoungturks]

An Austrian brothel is hoping to generate some much-needed revenue by offering free entry to anyone who is willing to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Wosny Lambre and Ana Kasparian discuss on The Young Turks. Watch LIVE weekdays 6-8 pm ET. http://youtube.com/theyoungturks/live Read more HERE: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10181289/BROTHEL-Austria-provides-Covid-19-vaccinations-customers.html "A brothel in Austria has provided Covid-19 vaccinations for customers - and offered free entry to a 'sauna club' for anyone who agrees to have the jab. Funpalast brothel in Vienna offers clients a 30-minute session in the sexual 'sauna club' with the 'lady of their choice' if they get the vaccine at the on-site clinic. The brothel said the project, which started on November 1, is part of a drive to increase revenue after a fall in the number of clients because of low vaccination rates." *** The largest online progressive news show in the world. Hosted by Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian. LIVE weekdays 6-8 pm ET. Help support our mission and get perks. Membership protects TYT's independence from corporate ownership and allows us to provide free live shows that speak truth to power for people around the world. See Perks: ▶ https://www.youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/join SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE: ☞ http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=theyoungturks FACEBOOK: ☞ http://www.facebook.com/TheYoungTurks TWITTER: ☞ http://www.twitter.com/TheYoungTurks INSTAGRAM: ☞ http://www.instagram.com/TheYoungTurks TWITCH: ☞ http://www.twitch.com/tyt 👕 Merch: http://shoptyt.com ❤ Donate: http://www.tyt.com/go 🔗 Website: https://www.tyt.com 📱App: http://www.tyt.com/app 📬 Newsletters: https://www.tyt.com/newsletters/ If you want to watch more videos from TYT, consider subscribing to other channels in our network: The Damage Report ▶ https://www.youtube.com/thedamagereport TYT Sports ▶ https://www.youtube.com/tytsports The Conversation ▶ https://www.youtube.com/tytconversation Rebel HQ ▶ https://www.youtube.com/rebelhq TYT Investigates ▶ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwNJt9PYyN1uyw2XhNIQMMA #TYT #TheYoungTurks #BreakingNews 211110__BE01FreeSexVsTheVaccine by The Young Turks

[reportwire]

Vienna brothels offer discounts to clientele getting Covid vaccine

Vienna brothels offer discounts to clientele getting Covid vaccine

Saturday, 13 November 2021 Vienna, the capital of Austria, land of exquisite pastries like the Sachertorte, Linzer Torte, Kaiserschmarrn, and the Palatschinken, has announced a new marketing idea and way of luring reluctant citizens into getting a Covid-19 vaccination: Brothel entry discounts to all customers willing to get on-site Covid-19 vaccinations at the FunPalast…

[cksmart-world]

SMART BOMB

The completely unnecessary news analysis

by Christopher Smart

November 23, 2021

FREE SEX WITH COVID SHOTS

A social club in Austria is putting its money where its mouth is in an effort to get vaccine rates up (no pun intended). The FunPalast: Sex Star Sauna Club is offering a 30-minute voucher with the “lady of your choice” with Covid shots every Monday from 4 – 10 p.m. (We couldn't possibly make this up.) An LDS ward near the Vienna brothel did not return calls, nor did the office of Gov. Spencer Cox, who had earlier suggested that incentives are better than mandates. The Utah Legislature has yet to weigh in, but Rep. Millard Fillmore made an impassioned plea from the House floor that people should be able to make personal choices on vaccination and the government “should keep its nose out of it.” It's unclear whether he was referring to the new sex incentive. Wilson and the band kinda doubt it — it could mess up his Temple Recommend. Boys as young as 14 are allowed to visit the brothel/clinic when accompanied by an adult. And, to comply with Austrian equality laws, women, too, are encouraged to make use of the vaccine bordello. The staff here at Smart Bomb is assuming they would get a voucher, too — nice gift certificate for Christmas.

BLACK OP — ELECT TRUMP SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

Mark Meadows, former chief of staff for Donald Trump, said publicly last week that his old boss would make a great speaker of the House if Republicans take it back in 2022. Trump likes the idea, too, and practices swinging a gavel in the mirror at Mar-A-Lago, according to sources. Not strangely, Kevin McCarthy, the House Republican minority leader, is mum on the plot. The full membership of the House elects the speaker, but the speaker need not be an elected House member. Hello Donald Trump — he could screw with President Biden for two full years before the next presidential election, grabbing headlines every day. But there is one big issue — few people know that Kevin McCarthy and Mark Meadows are actually brothers — same mother, different fathers. Their mother, Angelina McCarthy Meadows, wants Kevin to get the seat and has threatened to write Mark out of her will if he doesn't wise up. It puts Republicans in a nasty conundrum — if they don't back Trump, they're screwed. But the inside money says it's all a head-fake to put heat on McCarthy to dial up the political butt-checking on current Speaker Nancy Pelosi and those traitorous Republicans who voted for Biden’s spending plan. Meanwhile, there's been a run on Xanax at the Congressional pharmacy and everyone wants the hell out of Dodge.

THE CHRIS STEWART SHIT SHOW ROLLS ON

- Utah Superhero Chris Stewart is busy saving America — or maybe it's fund raising. He's introduced a bill he calls the FAUCI Act to make sure that blame for lack of response to the pandemic is pushed away from Republicans and Trump, noting that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation's foremost expert on infectious diseases, is somehow at fault. Here are some other Stewart truisms:

- Jan. 6 was “political theater,” not an insurrection.

- “After serious thought and consideration, I will not vote to certify the election,” Stewart said. “I am safeguarding the sanctity of each vote.”

- “I want to defend a radical idea: The United States of America is good.”

- “Choosing an ideological group (or political party) over our country is tribalism.”

- “The attorney general is clearly attempting to restrict speech that is protected by the First Amendment,” he said of parents threatening school board members.

- And with a little breast beating, Stewart said he will boycott the Utah Jazz based on its vaccine mandate: “I will never allow a private company to require that I show proof of any medical procedure to visit their facility.”Recruits must get a dozen vaccinations for communicable diseases before entering the U.S. military. Stewart served 14 years in the Air Force.)

Post script — That's a wrap for another inspirational week here at Smart Bomb, where we keep track of the Culture Wars so you don't have to. (Lucky you.) It's gotten so bad that CPAC has banned Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie along with Big Bird. Wilson and the band have had it up to you-know-where with this Culture War stuff. They don't care if the Right wants to put Kyle Rittenhouse on Mount Rushmore. They don't care if Majorie Taylor Greene wants to get in the cage at the Women's MMA with Liz Chaney. They don't care if Rand Paul has a lifetime membership to Hair Club for Men. And they don't care if Ted Cruz has clandestine assignations with Mike Lee. They don't even care that Eric Clapton turned out to be an anti-vaxer. WTF. Wilson likes to put it like this: “Shit comes and shit goes.” It's true, things have been worse: In August 1925, 60,000 members of the Ku Klux Klan marched down Pennsylvania Avenue in white robes and conical hats to the White House to show their power. But five times that many came in 1963 to the March on Washington. Black and white, men and women, rich and poor gathered to a give a message of inclusion. It's not exactly yin and yang, but what goes around, believe it or not, does come around — it's karma, baby.

Alright, Wilson, we're just gonna have to keep our powder dry until the tides shift and the plague falls to history — including that which has infected folks with malice and hatred. The secret is patience — however you can get it. So maybe you and the guys can give us a little something to hang on to during the coming storm:

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth." "No reason to get excited", the thief, he kindly spoke, "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late". All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too. Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

(All Along The Watchtower — Bob Dylan)

[stuartbramhall]

Austria Brothel offers free ‘sex session’ to clients who get vaccination on-site

Austria Brothel offers free ‘sex session’ to clients who get vaccination on-site

Dr Eddy Betterman (Article by Paul Bois republished from Breitbart.com) Starting on November 1, the Funpalast brothel in Vienna said customers who receive the vaccination on-site will be allowed entry into its “sauna club” where they can have their way with a “lady of their choice,” according to the Daily Mail. The offer will be available throughout the month of November, during which boys as…

[julie1971]

VACCINE HOES: Austria Brothel offers free ‘sex session’ to clients who get vaccination on-site

VACCINE HOES: Austria Brothel offers free ‘sex session’ to clients who get vaccination on-site

(Natural News) An Austrian brothel has offered free sex sessions to clients who receive the coronavirus vaccine at its facility. (Article by Paul Bois republished from Breitbart.com) Starting on November 1, the Funpalast brothel in Vienna said customers who receive the vaccination on-site will be allowed entry into its “sauna club” where they can have their way with a “lady of their choice,”…

[kflemhealth]

VACCINE HOES: Austria Brothel offers free 'sex session' to clients who get vaccination on-site

(Natural News) An Austrian brothel has offered free sex sessions to clients who receive the coronavirus vaccine at its facility. (Article by Paul Bois republished from Breitbart.com) Starting on November 1, the Funpalast brothel in Vienna said customers who receive the vaccination on-site will be allowed entry into its “sauna club” where they can have...

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[peterlaskaris]

Funpalast👯‍♀️ Bordell👯‍♀️ Preisbremse👯‍♀️

..die #Saunaclub #Funpalast #Bordellpreisbremse bremst die galoppierende Inflation ein..👯‍♀️❤️👯‍♀️ ..die #ReGIERung redet nur, der #Funpalast handelt..👯‍♀️❤️👯‍♀️ Funpalast👯‍♀️ Bordell👯‍♀️ Preisbremse👯‍♀️ ..alles wird #teurer, nur der #Saunaclub wird #günstiger, #EintrittFrei für alle #Freier macht’s möglich..👯‍♀️🕴👯 Funpalast👯‍♀️ Bordell👯‍♀️ Preisbremse👯‍♀️ ..damit ist die #Inflation…

[globalhappenings]

Brothel in Vienna offers 30 minutes of free sex to Covid-19 vaccine recipients

Brothel in Vienna offers 30 minutes of free sex to Covid-19 vaccine recipients

Vaccination station works in the same location as the brothel, but ‘promotion’ only works on Mondays Reproduction/ReutersBrothel in Vienna, Austria, tries to raise awareness against Covid-19 Incentives for vaccination against Covid-19 are increasingly creative. The Funpalast brothel, in One, on Austria, decided to offer 30 minutes of free sex for those who get vaccinated against the disease at…

[korrektheiten]

Zitat des Tages: Impfen im Puff

Compact: „Jeder kann kommen – und kriegt auch noch ein Virus-Jaukerl: In Wien startet im Funpalast nun die erste Puff-Impfung... Der Beitrag Zitat des Tages: Impfen im Puff erschien zuerst auf COMPACT. http://dlvr.it/S94ZzW

[en-futubandera]

https://www.biobiochile.cl/noticias/sociedad/debate/2021/11/20/funpalast-el-prostibulo-con-entrada-gratis-y-una-dama-de-su-eleccion-a-cambio-de-vacunacion-covid.shtml Esas si que son campañas de vacunación que se pueden ver!!

[peterlaskaris]

#Booster im #Impfpalast 👯‍♂️💉👯‍♂️

#Booster im #Impfpalast 👯‍♂️💉👯‍♂️

..hol dir den 1., 2., oder den 3. #Booster Stich im Saunaclub Funpalast 👯‍♂️💉👯‍♂️ #Moderna geimpfte Personen erhalten den 3. Stich 6 Monate nach dem 2. Stich mit einer 50%igen Dosis. #AstraZeneca geimpfte Personen können jetzt beim 3. Stich von der #Vektor zur Moderna #mRNA Impfung umsteigen und erhalten eine 100%ige Dosis. #johnsonandjohnson geimpfte Personen erhalten den 3. Stich 6 Monate nach…

[peterlaskaris]

..wenn die #Damen die #Zärtlichkeit rationieren, "kommt" #Mann schnell mal auf den #Schwarz Markt 👯👯👯 #ajde gema #Funpalast 👯👯👯 (hier: FUNPALAST " Der SEX Sterne Saunaclub Wien ") https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfZ2MLggiB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bm5pxvlmo4mz

[peterlaskaris]

..es hat ORDENTLICH GEBUMST im Funpalast 👯‍♂️🕶👯‍♂️

Lenker rast mit Auto in Wiener Saunaklub Im Rückwärtsgang bohrte sich ein Autolenker in den Wiener Funpalast, weil ihm offenbar die Öffnungszeiten zu kurz sind …Im Rückwärtsgang bohrte sich ein Autolenker in den Wiener Funpalast, weil ihm offenbar die Öffnungszeiten zu kurz sind …Und dieser ließ jüngst seiner Wut dementsprechend auch freien Lauf.„Plötzlich hat es mitten in der Nacht ordentlich…