#GAYYY MOTHERFUCKERS

[carg0-toad]

fight club book moments i think about a lot

these are not the only ones but these are the ones that stick out the most to me...

[1980ssunflower]

They literally should have kissed here

+ bonus ryan winking @ min

[jerek]

That. Being. Said!

I do not trust half of the motherfuckers I see who stan mop anduin to the grave but then you look on their blog and they’re someone’s mom and a politician or something on the side. I do not trust half of you motherfuckers who pay taxes and then have a tag full of fanart of this boring little boy on the side. To be honest? I only really understand people liking him because they are either as old as he is or younger and at the time he was the only major character around their age. Some of you motherfuckers are WAY too eager to ignore legion and bfa anduin not because they sanded down the huhuhu gayyy parts of his character (im talking about being a pacifist here) but because he grew up and became an adult. I get that the long hair looks ugly or whatever but listen. It’s not a good look for you to, 4 years later, still be on about your tiny good boy son and his gay baby boyfriend who never wears a shirt over his binder or whatever the fuck while your boss at NASA has his back turned. Technically you have the right to do that, sure, but one of these days your kids are gonna grow up, Brenda, and they’re going to find the 300k slowburn for anduin/wrathion/garrosh/nozdormu/chiji/thassarian/kultiras that you kept writing well into your late 30s, and they’re going to ask themselves whether your shipping ass shouldve had kids in the first place.

[aaronexplainsitall]

Gayest album innit mate? Im turning on your notifications because I just really wanna know how youre gonna reach to say its gay. Explain this "Hard candy dripping on me till my feet are wet, she’s all over me, it’s like I’m paying for it, it’s like I’m paying for it, I’m gonna pay for it" sOo GaYyY wOw lmfaoooo

Well, Hard Candy is the name of Madonna's second most underrated album, so I'd say that's pretty gay, wouldn't you? I CAN DO THIS LITERALLY ALL DAY. YOU WANT REACHING? I'LL REACH. I BOUGHT A YOGA MAT ON AMAZON PRIME LAST NIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL BE STRETCHED, LIMBER AND READY TO REACH FOR THE FUCKING STARS.

[beausanddragons]

Critrole Campaign 2 Episode 51 thoughts

Here’s some moments from the episode and thoughts I had.

Episode 51:

Everyone’s outfits

Sam’s dnd beyond ad

Liam’s self-flagellation comment

“Good job caduceus” jester

Caleb and Beau and wrappings

Con save throw for smelling Caleb’s hands

Matt’s “Ball-samic” joke that didn’t get near enough laughs

4:20ish

Three wizards - Beau -Caleb’s face

“Kill them!” Damn, jester!

“Do we want to do the same little trick, you and I?” Caleb @ Cad #gayyy

Frumpkin’s back!

Rainfall/rainy mood thaumaturgy

Caleb’s and Jester’s convo about smelly stuff

“Nothing to hide”

Caleb/Liam punishing themselves

Sam’s boner for Travis

The candy and snack break

Matt’s casual, “and we lost Laura...”

They remembered Sprinkle!!!

Jester is a pack mule for her pets

Light!!!

“Please don’t be a privy” Fjord

No wraps on Caleb’s arms!!!

“Nothing to hide anymore” -Caleb about his wraps (also Liam doing That™️ to us Caleb cosplayers)

Fjord and Beau arm brace teamwork

Travis’s “Good, good, goooood”

Cad poking his head out the hole like a meerkat/ groundhog

“I’ve missed the sky” -cad

“Welcome, to Xhorhassic Park!” -Sam

Everyone singing different parts of the score.

Laura throwing Travis candy and Travis catching it. #Marriage

“Advanced Darkness” Gordranas

“Two days to the darkness” Marisha

“Is it the sand people?” -Nott

“The sand people?” -Fjord, incredulous

Kolden(his accent ahhhhh) and the muckmen

“Just the seven of you?” Oof

“Consistent twilight”

Darkness, darkness, darkness

“A bunch of crazy assholes”

They need black clothes

Oof marshes, just like on the road to Mordor

“Hard to cross the river” don’t Fjord the river haha

“Head for the hole” “it’s Valentine’s Day”

Hell yess wall of fire

Countercounterspell!!!!

Laura and Marisha trying to butter Matt up by complimenting him

Marisha putting her book on her head.

“You’ve got a book on your head, you’re fine” -Sam to Marisha

“War caster feat”->Caleb

“They had cool cloaks” mood Taliesin, mood

Fjord summoning the bulgora

Jester/Laura saying okay a million times same tho

Return of Regular Knoll

Archers and Valentine’s Day

Travis being a beauyasha shipper by having Yasha raging and running to Beau’s side to assist in battle

NEIN

Beau stunning!!!!! “Fuck you and your helmet!”

“Thanks for the wraps” Beau to caleb lol

Metal cup Krin balls

“Up stage” and “down stage” throughout the fight

Fireballlllll!!!!!

RIP Knolls

“Bless you, Caleb, You sweet son of a bitch” -Travis/Fjord

Laura distributing chocolate

After sam says “fury of the small” Liam saying, “that’s my secret, I’m always small”

Liam grabbing the handbook.

Fjord and Caleb speed halved

Vacuum blast

“Jeepers creepers, y’all” -Liam

Liam’s puff puff puff

“Transmuter stone, war caster feat.”

Awwww rip Kalden

“What a mess, we’re in”

Caleb bleeding from ears, eyes, nose

Caleb and fjord tugged

Liam moving around Travis to see the map better

Spiritual weapon!!!! 4th level!!! Boop boop booooo!!!!

#Blessed

Marisha crossing her eyes after Matt complimented her stunning strike #marriage

The way sam is like Laura’s hype man/cheerleader

Hellish Rebuke Jester screaming

Fjord/Travis reacting to jester getting attacked/going unconscious

Marisha grabbing players handbook!!!!

Marisha, “pop! Pop!”

Another stun!!!!!!

Nugget is very concerned rn

The way Laura grabs her hair when she gets nervous

3 of 11 surviving rangers/muckmen

Caleb limping and smearing away blood, “ohhhh my head”

Muckwoman, “better we burn the bodies”-

Caleb is uneasy

Aww cad said he’d do it for them. (Clayleb anyone?)

Caleb lies flat on his back, staring at the sky

Empire sibs laying on the ground

As Liam’s beard gets bushier, so does Caleb’s beard

Everyone has gray? Waxed?cloaks

Blasted with glass, (Phoenix fire gauntlet/Lup, is that u????) Nope, it’s lightning strikes

Caleb’s hmmm?

Two moons????

Marisha and Tal pantomiming throwing the goggles back and forth

“At a medium pace”

Miffed and wet and scarf Frumpkin

“Ifelon the river and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” -Liam

Bugbears!!!!

Oh fjuck bird of prey

A Roc

“Huggy Bear” and “peekaboo we see u” —Caleb lmao

Bug bear (is it Klaarg? Lol)

“Swim.” -Gloozo malnourished? Prays to the light

The Penumbra range mountains

Asarius city of beasts

Baron visko, kind of a douche

Cad coming in clutch with those insight checks

Caleb does not like deep muddy feet/squishing his feet in mud/getting his feet all wet.

“Ahhh, Fjord, that’s your very special power that only you have”-Nott being sassy af

“Armor cocking”

Fjord Moses parts the river “petty motherfucker”

“Our Leader, Caleb” -Nott

Caleb humors her and grabs the rope

The river is the Ohio River lmao Bc it’s got muck and weird fish

“I feel Like you really let that trail on” cad to Caleb heh

Beau and the mask

Skyrim jarl joke

“I’m proud of you” -cad

Caleb talking about shaving cream “lather”

Travis acting as Yasha shaving the bug bear. Captain tusk tooth tattoo on bug bear abdomen.

Is he a traveler follower????

The tat looks like Gritty

The city is well lit

“Friends with a bug bear in the middle of Xhorhas”