#GET IT GET IT GET IT !

[tuituipupu]

king of the box splits

photo by mikke

[clovreat3r]

William Shakespeare

[dorianwolfforest]

Pays for a hen with lumps of gold call that currency chicken nuggets

[jmkho]

GET IT PEEPAW!

[laguna-lesbian]

petition to change gretsons ship name to flappybird

[toxoplasmewsis]

Tiktok Clawt chasers 🙄

[vileviale]

Fertility medicine should be called “PROcreate”

[indouloureux]

thanks to @poppy-metal i have a folklore related fic about steve harrington

part one: summer thing

part two: summer love

[nullbutler]

guys don't be afraid, THIS alois plushie is going to be nice and safe (because I already ripped out his stuffing and replaced it with a dog toy squeaker and I consider him properly altered)

[professorsta]

now Now watch Honor Society because the plot twist is perfect Hollywood sometimes you understand the assignment

[becca-davenqueer]

What a missed opportunity for PB not to make the default last name in Kiss of Death, "Steel"

[kitttenteeth]

Should i get a tummy tat?

yes !!! always !!! the answer is always !!!

[eatmarcus]

U remind me of Marcus

dies

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

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