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#GOOD GRIEF BABYGIRL OMG
bougiebutchbitch Β· 1 year
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Wilson really like: yeah I’d have fucked you in a heartbeat if you just asked nicely five weeks ago
House really like: .... damn missed my shot
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sarohara Β· 4 years
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: Wyd/
You: ?*
Stranger: i'm jake, you?
Stranger: also j chilling here
You: Well, i actually asked "what r you doing" but it's alright
You: Ohhhhhh
You: nvm
Stranger: LOL
You: Well, i'm Sarah
Stranger: nice to meet you sarah
Stranger: and wyd? πŸ˜‚
You: nice to meet u as well lol
Stranger: also how old are you?
You: I'm just listening to music πŸ˜‚
You: I'm 16
You: wbu?
Stranger: oh cool i'm 17
Stranger: i'm listening to music too
Stranger: whatchyu listenin to?
You: Oh what song?
You: oHH
You: Hm, Take me Home, i guess
Stranger: oh i don't think you'd like it πŸ˜‚ it's not pleasant
Stranger: Take me home!! love that song
Stranger: it's amazing
You: Ohhhh i think the sameee
You: About Take me home, sure
You: Tell what r u listening, pls
Stranger: I'm listening to this
Stranger: Currently going through some grief, and this helps, in some weird twisted way
You: Wait
You: is the lyric?
Stranger: wait sorry?
You: is that the lyrics of the song?
Stranger: oh no, that's just my thoughts
You: Ohhhhh
Stranger: did you try taking a listen?
You: Yea πŸ˜‚
Stranger: not exactly the sweetest shit huh πŸ˜‚
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You: Well...
Stranger: Haha it's okay, I'm listening to it bc it ain't that
You: ahahha oke then, but do u wanna talk about that?
Stranger: Hmm we don't have to, there's dark stuff, and I don't wanna put that on ya
You: Don't worry but if u don't want to, it's okay :)
Stranger: Okay you're nice and I appreciate that :)
You: Oh thanks dude :)
Stranger: Tell me what's on your mind, how's life been for you?
You: Well...
You: Overwhelmed, I would say
Stranger: Why?
You: But nothing much, u know...it's just life, is what it is
Stranger: Well, what's been bothering you?
You: A lot of things but at the same time, its everything okay..
You: u know, idk, i'm bad at this
Stranger: That's fine, that's not bad
Stranger: I think if you can accept the terrible aspects of life, you're halfway on overcoming them
Stranger: So you're on track, I think
You: Oh wow
You: philosopher :) lol
You: but idk, maybe
Stranger: Hah πŸ˜‚
Stranger: I guess you could call me that, i'm flattered
You: AHAHAHAH
You: Glad to know πŸ˜‚
You: and thanks for asking :)
Stranger: Oh yeah ofc
Stranger: Lmk if you wanna share, this philosopher's got a lot to say πŸ˜‚
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You: Got it, sage
Stranger: πŸ˜‚
Stranger: You amuse me πŸ˜‚
You: πŸ˜‚
You: I'm happy now
Stranger: Wait I never asked, where are you from?
Stranger: Aww I'm glad :)
You: :))
You: I'm from Brazil
You: wbu?
Stranger: Oh wow that's so cool
Stranger: Are you latina?
Stranger: I'm from NY!
You: well, depends on what u consider latinaπŸ˜‚
You: But yea, i guess...
You: Ohhh Ny, that's so cool
Stranger: wait what does that mean haha?
Stranger: and yup! i love it here
You: Nvm, i was just kidding πŸ˜‚
Stranger: ohhh haha ok
Stranger: i bet you're cute
You: Ohh thanks :) but i don't think so
You: But i'm sure ur
Stranger: πŸ˜‚
Stranger: thanks, but i don't think so either
Stranger: so i think we both won :))
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You: Yea, twins
You: well, how r things over there?
You: covid and stuff
Stranger: Well not too good tbh
Stranger: things are pretty terrible in a lot of ways rn
Stranger: but like you said, it's ok
You: well, just like in the whole world, right?
You: Not so ok but ok
Stranger: world, life, everything πŸ˜‚
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ definition of = suckssss
Stranger: LOL YOU KNOW IT
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Stranger: It really be rough
Stranger: what's your life like? relationships, school, hobbies, etc?
You: Well, it depends like... relationships= only my friends, school= not so bad
You: I dance so...it's my hobbie
You: Like, i dance hip hop, classes and stuff
Stranger: you dance??
Stranger: wow
Stranger: 😍 😍 😍
You: Yea, at least I used to dance πŸ˜‚
You: Whaaat
Stranger: Nothing, it's just cuteee πŸ₯΅πŸ˜‰
You: Ohhh πŸ˜‚
You: Wbu, tell me
Stranger: Sing, play piano, and paint
You: Ohh that's awesome, and rlly cute
You: πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Aww thanks πŸ₯°
You: Aw :)
Stranger: Wow this just got cute
Stranger: here take some 😘
You: taking πŸ˜‚
You: u know what
Stranger: yeah?
You: ur the first person in a long time I met rlly nice here
Stranger: awww
Stranger: ugh take some more 😘
Stranger: sweet girl
You: Yeaa that's cute, I πŸ˜‚
You: Sweet words, i would say
You: I'm not that sweet oke?
Stranger: you seem sweet oke?
Stranger: she's cute, she dances, and she's sweet, and she's nice
Stranger: 🀀 🀀 🀀
You: oh oke i'll change your mind one day πŸ˜‚
You: Ohhh that was sweet πŸ˜‚
Stranger: I think the emoji you're looking for is: " 😘"
Stranger: πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You: oh yea, ur right, thanks
Stranger: still waiting πŸ™„
You: I use πŸ˜‚ for everything lol
You: oh yea hold on
You: reformulating
Stranger: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You: Ohhh that was sweet 😘
You: AHAHAHAH
Stranger: oh DAMN πŸ₯° πŸ₯° πŸ₯°
Stranger: you got me blushin
You: Stop it πŸ˜‚
Stranger: sweet babygirl 😘
You: Oh <3 πŸ˜‚
You: tbh, i don't have any emojis here...i'm on the laptop so..πŸ˜‚
Stranger: ahhh no worries ahaha
You: ahahah oke
Stranger: i wish you were here w me, you seem so sweet
You: Well, where's your mask?
Stranger: I HAVE IT ON
You: πŸ˜‚
Stranger: but i'd take it off if you were here -_-
You: Oh yea, i can imagine it πŸ˜‚
Stranger: After all, you gotta leave room for 😘
You: I'll take a flight oke?
You: Funny lol
Stranger: Oh please do baby πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Also if we accidentally disconnect, just type "jakesarah" in the interests
Stranger: Okay make sure to fly here using a pigeon tomorrow
You: No way Jakeeee πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Yes way Sarahhh
Stranger: ride that pigeon
You: Oke copy that!!πŸ˜‚
Stranger: What are you bringing for me?
You: Paçoquita
You: A lot of things, don't worry
Stranger: oooh what's that?
Stranger: and what else :)
You: Hm how can i explain...
Stranger: Tryyy
You: It's basically a peanut jam (???) idk maaaan
You: something like that, trust me
Stranger: Oh that sounds niceee, sounds tasty
You: Wait, actually not a jam, just a peanut candy
You: Yeaa it's rlly good
Stranger: oh wow, candy!
Stranger: i love candy
Stranger: Hmm what else?
Stranger: Are you bringing kisses?
You: Ohhh who doesn't, right?
You: Oh πŸ˜‚ u got meee
Stranger: you better bring plenty πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
You: Funny πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Oh well, you won't?
Stranger: Don't worry. I'll bring enough for both of us
Stranger: ;)
You: Well, I'll think about it πŸ˜‚
You: Waittt whaaat
Stranger: Did google translate fail LOL?
You: Actually, Omegle translate to English againπŸ˜‚
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I said don't worry, I'll bring enough for the both of us :)
You: I hadn't seen you typed in Portuguese, I just saw it now πŸ˜‚
Stranger: OH
Stranger: omg
You: Yeaaa i knowww
You: I'm so proud πŸ˜‚
Stranger: of me? πŸ˜‚
You: Yea sure πŸ˜‚
Stranger: πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Stranger: of who?
You: You duhhh
You: πŸ˜‚
Stranger: AWW
Stranger: she sweet <3
You: not so sweet oke πŸ˜‚
Stranger: yes so sweet 😘
You: i'll change your mind, trust me πŸ˜‚
Stranger: with kisses? ;)
Stranger: im sure those wouldn't be sour :)
You: Well, i'll think about it πŸ˜‚
Stranger: πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
You: sour πŸ˜‚ awfuul
Stranger: hahaa πŸ˜‚
You: πŸ˜‚
You: hey, what time is it over there?
Stranger: it's 8:31
Stranger: wbu?
You: 9:31
You: pm, sure
Stranger: ahhh, that's neat
Stranger: you go to bed when?
You: Soon, i guess
You: but not now
Stranger: What are you gonna do before?
You: Well...
You: talk to u..maybe
You: keep talking actually lol
Stranger: Ah that's nice :)
You: :))
You: can i ask if u have insta?
Stranger: I do, yeah
Stranger: I don't share social media here, if that's ok
Stranger: i hope you don't mind
You: Ohhh
You: Nah, it's totally okay :)
Stranger: Thanksss
Stranger: You probably do, right?
You: what do u think? lol
You: yea, i do
Stranger: Ahaha yeah i guessed
Stranger: I'm not a big fan of social media, you?
You: i'm not that big fan but yea, i use it a lot lol
You: makes any sense?
You: πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Ahhh yeah haha
Stranger: i do too
Stranger: addiction lol
You: yea, that sucksss πŸ˜‚
You: but what can i do, right?
Stranger: Is your acct public?
Stranger: Yeah haha, i feel ya
You: Private actually
You: bcz u know...like omegle and stuff
Stranger: HAHA you come here a lot then?
You: I wouldn't make it public
You: Actually i dont oke?
You: Like, just sometimes
You: but still
Stranger: Ahh yeah i know what you mean
Stranger: i only come here sometimes too
Stranger: not too often tho lol
Stranger: what do you usually come here for? how is it usually?
You: Mhm i can imagine itπŸ˜‚
You: Idk, I just come here to talk and meet some people, idk, it's pretty random yea
Stranger: huh, that's nice
Stranger: How does it usually go
You: and I've met a lot of friends here, that's the good part
You: Well*
Stranger: Ah, good friends?
You: Wait, not "a lot", i met a lot of people but friends, only 3, i guess...
Stranger: Oh, are they nice?
Stranger: I've usually not kept contact except with one girl i met a few months ago
You: Yea, they're...like u know
You: Ohh gotcha u
Stranger: wait what? πŸ˜‚
You: what what πŸ˜‚
Stranger: "like u know"
Stranger: what do u mean lol
You: Ohh yea, like πŸ˜‚ funny story, actually not that funny
You: Oh nvm
Stranger: Wait tell me lol
Stranger: im curious
You: It's nothing much oke? Just like, i had a friend that i met here and
You: and he disappeared πŸ˜‚ that's it
Stranger: LOL πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Stranger: you got ghosted poor u
You: Yea i guess πŸ˜‚ poor me
Stranger: it be rough huh
Stranger: i mean i don't use it much, bc most people aren't as nice as you or that other girl i met
Stranger: that other girl's a little too nice though if you know what i mean 😏 and i love it haha
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ahahahahah yeaa!! i got it!!
Stranger: she's the sweetest girl ever haha
You: Aww :) Have u said this to her?
Stranger: Oh yeah I have, and trust me I've showed that I mean it πŸ˜‰
You: Showed what? πŸ˜‚
You: Anyways, that's so cute :)
Stranger: LOL not "images" lol
Stranger: just doing stuff for her that's a little special if ya know what i mean
You: I didn't mean it LOL
You: when did you guys meet?
Stranger: hmm, in april
Stranger: we're not dating lol
Stranger: and it's not like, one-on-one either. So it's just nice
You: one-on-one lol
You: nice descriptionπŸ˜‚
Stranger: LOL no, i mean, there's no solo commitment like we can still see other people πŸ˜‚
You: Ohhhh wait
You: is it like open relationship?πŸ˜‚ no way...
Stranger: AHAHA well there's not a "relationship"
Stranger: it's more of a friends-with-benefits type of situation
You: it's anything but relationship πŸ˜‚
Stranger: lmao basically yeah πŸ˜‚
You: Got it huh πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Hey i mean it's still nice
Stranger: we have feelings for each other and we express them and that's nice
You: Yeaa, i know well lol
Stranger: lol wdym?
You: Nothing (??) πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Ahaha okay babe
You: Babe awful πŸ˜‚
Stranger: Babygirllll
Stranger: lol u mad at me?
You: Wow, i thought u were typing an essay
You: Mad? Whaat πŸ˜‚
Stranger: OH LOL
Stranger: i wasn't haha
You: ahahahah i realized
You: wyd now?
Stranger: same as before haha, relaxing in bed
Stranger: talking to a nice girl named sarah :)
Stranger: you?
You: I'm flattered πŸ˜‚
You: talking to a kind of nice guy called Jake :) and same as before, listening to music
Stranger: "kind of nice" πŸ˜‚
Stranger: flattered too ig haha
You: ahahahah i was just kidding πŸ˜‚
You: ur rlly nice
Stranger: says you! the sweet girl :)
You: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh stop it!!
You: hey stranger
You: i gtg sleep now...wake up at 5 and stuff
Stranger: yeah stranger?
Stranger: oh shit haha okay
Stranger: you gtg now?
You: as i said...yep πŸ˜‚
You: yea shit lol
Stranger: oh well, okay then, ig this is it
You: but anyway, it was nice talking to u :) thanks for the time :))
You: "jakesarah" in the interests oke?
You: bye uuu
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: it was nice talking to you too
Stranger: feeling: heartbroken πŸ˜‚
Stranger: jk bye!
You: oh me too, trust me lol
You: bye u :)
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