Me wandering the streets of Centralia Pennsylvania looking for a hot monster boyfriend. Instead I am frightening the few elderly residents because this is the 5th time this month. I will not leave. They suspect I am in their floors. The infestation is complete.
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Biteable: Willow Pill
crunch time babey
10/10 - wowowowow! the chewiest chew toy! shes just waiting to be chomped!
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11/10 - immaculate y2k bimbo flavour, good chomps to be had.
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9/10 - a sweet gal, look at that warm, embracing smile :) many fulfilling chomps and bites here lads
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MILF/10 - AWOOGA BARK BARK HISS SNARL GRRRR WOOF
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7/10 - would definitely put her in my mouth,,, wouldn't bite because shes a rat and i do not like hurting rats :(
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10/10 - omg,,, y'all... that sinful gaze,,, this willow wants you to bite her,,,
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8/10 - probably not very chewy but would taste like a fruity sorbet to make up for it
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😏/10 - now this willow,,, this willow i would let nibble on me
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6/10 - is promising but overall not very biteable. the best you'll get is a nibble.
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10/10 - the sweetest out of the list! i'd feel bad for biting this one though. would likely leave one bite mark out of respect.
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Biteable: Daya Betty
exactly what it says babes
8/10 - definitely chew her! not quite chew toy level but close :p
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3/10 - bro i think the best you'd get from this daya is a nibble,, not chewy at all
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10/10 - CHOMP!!! this daya probably tastes like strawberries hehe :)
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AWOOGA/10 - BARK BARK BARK WOOF GRRRR SNARL
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11/10 - babes u could feed a whole family with this daya,,, chomps 4 days
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6/10 - a decent bite, nothing more and nothing less. vague hints of lemons,,,
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OWCH/10 - NO BITE ONLY PAIN
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11/10 - litchrally the perfect chew toy omg
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7/10 - i think she'd playfully bite me back. overall a good bite :)
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5/10 - i'd feel bad for biting this daya :( probably the sweetest out of the list.
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