#Gared Douleheny

[this-man-is-my-friend]

Gared and D'avin bond

Killjoys S3E4

[swallowedabug]

KILLJOYS 4.07 (2018)

[tallariawalker]

LGBTQ Meme: [5/10] Shows with at least one lqbtq main

↳ Killjoys

[kin-kendry]

[booasaur]

Killjoys - Series Finale - Last shots of the same-sex couples

[acecroft]

You know you get that dimple when you lie. KILLJOYS | 5x01 Run, Yala, Run

[idealuk]

I'm every one's type. ... It's a curse.

Fancy Lee.

LMAO. I always thought that he had Jackson Whittemore energy, though, Jackson would never think that it’s a curse.

This mass amnesia storyline is doing my head in in a very self-effacing way. I keep audibly correcting each character when they falsely label their relationships (I LOVED when Jaq called D’avin Dad last week - admittedly knowing full well that D’avin didn’t remember that’s who he is to him - that boy truly had no time for pretense).

Even with practically all of Westerley upside down with evil-imposed amnesia, Fancy’s still arrogant, Johnny and D’av still bicker and banter like the brothers they actually are, Johnny and Zeph are still competitive nerds, Turin’s still an ass who you kind of can’t hate, and Pree and Gared, despite being a secret in this backwards circle of hells, are still in love like the proudly married husbands they really are, so why am I not surprised? ... We are who we are.

[aflawedfashion]

The topic on everyone’s minds right now is who will die in the end of Killjoys, so here’s my wild speculation! This is all in fun. I’m not one for getting invested in fan theories coming true, especially my own theories!

But if someone is going to die, here is my guess at who that person might be.

The candidates (key cast members who have appeared in 2+ seasons listed in order of total appearances according to IMDB):

Yalena “Dutch” Yardeen

Johnny Jaqobis

D’avin Jaqobis

Pree Dez

Khlyen Kit Rit

Alfred Turin 

Delle Seyah Kendry

Zeph Vos

Fancy Lee

Gared Douleheny

Aneela Kin Rit

Jaq Kin Rit

First round of eliminations:

Team awesome force. Because it’s hard to end the series on a dick joke after you kill and depress your main characters. This show is not a tragedy and needs to go out with a woo woo woo woo woo. I vote that Johnny, Dutch, and D’av live!

The paired off gays. Optimistically speaking, I say the show won’t bury the gays in love. The show runner is on twitter a lot. She knows. I vote that Pree, Delle Seyah, Gared, and Aneela live! 

The kid. Killing the kid is just rude. His parents are three major characters who would be devastated if he died. This is not a tragedy! He also represents the future and most of the characters have spent two seasons trying to project him, so if he dies they fail, and no one wants to see them fail. Jaq, I vote that you live!

That leaves us with:

Khlyen Kit Rit

Alfred Turin

Zeph Vos

Fancy Lee

These are the characters most likely to die in my opinion, but I’m going to do another round because my goal was to choose one character.

Second round of Eliminations

The nerd. We already killed the nerd last year. We need to be creative and not repeat that plot two seasons in a row. Zeph, I say that Pip saved you, and I vote that Zeph probably lives!

The guy who already died: This is a hard one. Khlyen could easily die, or he could easily live, but the key thing here is that he already died. This would be even more repetitive than killing the nerds two seasons in a row. I vote that Khlyen will not be the shocking death of the season because he was a shocking death already! 

Final Round

Alfred Turin

Fancy Lee

One (1) loveable asshole: Only one can survive. The other must make a heroic sacrifice. This is such a close one but... I vote that Fancy Lee escapes at a 60/40 shot!

RIP Turin. 

But, hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and no one will die! Maybe... there’s always a shot. Anything’s possible, right?!

[this-man-is-my-friend]

The Lion, the Witch and the Warlord might be the best episode for line alone

Bonus: Not funny but still Good Pree line

[swallowedabug]

[swallowedabug]

Killjoys 4.09, The Kids Are Alright

[idealuk]

Pree is nothing but chill until you kidnap his husband and then he has absolutely no chill at all.

“Never send a Killjoy to do a war lord’s job. ... Guess I’ll just have to rescue Gared myself”. “Maybe you didn’t hear me over the sound of you going off half-cocked--” “--Ooh, fuzzyface, that was full-cocked!” “No one knows where the Hullen take their prisoners”. “And maybe you didn’t hear me. I am not losing my husband before the honeymoon’s over”. “I don’t know where the prisoners are. But I know some one who does”.

...

“And what that angry scary man wants to do to you is sunshine and gods-damned puppies compared to what I will do you if you don’t tell me what the hells you did with my husband!”

...

*Gets himself kidnapped by evil parasitic hive-mind alien race hells-bent on ruling existence to rescue his husband from inside capture*