#Germanify

[germanifier]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD FIGHT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (INCLUDING ALIENS, IF THEY EXIST) FOR YOU <3

~ can’t turn off anon because of that stupid ban :(

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Antowort: ICH HAB DICH VIEL MEHR LIEB, ICH WÜRDE JEDEN EINZELNEN ZENTIMETER DIESER ERDE ZERSTÖREN FÜR DICH (I LOVE YOU MUCH MORE, I WOULD DESTROY EVERY SINGLE CENTIMETER OF THIS EARTH FOR YOU)

[confusedhomicidalrage]

Welcome to this hellhole! 🙋🏻

❌DNI! Racists, Homophobia, Transphobia, terfs, Anti-Xenogender, Anti-Therian, Anti-Furry, Ableism, Zionists, Sexists, MAP/Pedo (supporters)❌

⁠✯!Info Sheet!✯

🩹Basic Information!🩹

💳Name: Fips

📑Other names I accept: Yakov, Artemis

📇"Signature" name: (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✯ (I DO NOT OWN THIS SIGN, I JUST USE IT FOR MOST OF MY ACCOUNTS!)

🗂️Nicknames: Fipsy, Fip, Eli, Bassie, Fi, Ribby, Rose, Fipsolino, Fipsidipsi, Yaki, Artie

🗒️🩷Pet names: Puppy, Bun, Pookie, Darling, sweetie, Froggie

🗃️Dead name: Unavailable

🔞Age: Under 18

📏Height: 5'2" (160 cm)

⚖️Weight: Unavailable

🎁Birthday: 26th of April

🐂Zodiac Sign: Taurus

🗺️Country I live in: Germany

🇩🇪Nationality: German

🇺🇲🇩🇪Languages I speak: English, German

🏳️‍⚧️♂️Gender: Bxy, Transmale, and many many Xenogenders!

🌈Sexuality: Aroace (Aromantic, Asexual)

⚧️Pronouns: Any, except She/her

🩺Mental illnesses: Autism, Depression

🎉More stuff about me!🎉

🎇🤩Current Special interests: Sam Neill, frogs, Kirby, Oscar Wilde

🩷Other things I like: Plushies, newsies, poppy playtime, dolls, Beware! Children at play, moths, Leeches, dogs, cats, flowers, snakes, the umbrella academy, Julius Caesar, space, Saw, Axolotls, the good son (1993), Basically any movie Sam Neill played in, Daniel isn't real, Dark Deception, Murder by Numbers (2002), ducks, Murder drones, clocks, Game of thrones, The umbrella academy, cry of fear, minks, seals, The Lucius games, The omen (the first three), the big bang theory/the little bang theory (basically Sheldon Cooper and young Sheldon), Children of the corn, bandages and bandaids, language learning, Historical figures, Struwwelpeter

🙅🏻Things I dislike: Bright/neon lights, loud noise (my music doesn't count), the words "crawling and "armpits", spiders, Flashing lights, spitting

💕"Favorite" stuff!💕

💖🍝🥐🍫Favorite Foods: Spaghetti Bolognese, Chocolate filled croissants, cinnamon rolls

💖🍫🥛Favorite Drink: Chocolate milkshake

💖🌻Favorite Flower: Sunflowers

💖❄️Favorite Season: Winter

💖🎆Favorite Holiday: New Year's Eve

💖🐸Favorite Animal: Frogs

💖🎥Favorite Movie Genre: Horror

💖🖍️Favorite color: The most specific shade of maroon red ever

✖️"Least Favorite" stuff!✖️

🤢🦐Least favorite Food: Shrimps... (Ew!)

🤢🥤Least Favorite Drink: Vanilla stuff

🤢💐Least Favorite Flower: Unavailable

🤢☀️Least Favorite Season: Summer

🤢🥂Least Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving

🤢🕷️Least Favorite Animal: Spiders

🤢🎬Least Favorite Movie Genre: Unavailable

🤢🌈Least favorite color: Neon/bright colors

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Relationships! (Excluding actual family)👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

🐈Pet: A cat called Fritzy

💞Bestie: Lawrence/lauren ( @brains4ne/ @thornonthevine ) (I adopted Eli, Joshua, Micah, Josiah, Mordecai, Abel, Isaac and Malachai with them)

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦Adopted Fictional children: Eli and Joshua Porter (children of the corn; Urban harvest), Micah and Mordecai (Children of the corn; Final Sacrifice), Abel (Children of the corn; Revelation), Isaac Chroner, Malachai Boardman, Job, Sarah and Joseph (Children of the corn, 1994), Josiah Nock (Children of the corn; The gathering), Matt (Children of the corn; Isaac's return)

💝Adopted little sister: @aristarxs ( @shakespeare-official-account/ @shakespeareofficialaccount/ @shakespeare-official-reblogs )

🐈‍⬛Fictional pet: Lancekitty (Something that started off as a joke on @thornonthevine, but now it's the Family's pet..)

💫Other Random stuff!💫

➡️Side blogs: @real-antonio-vivaldi, @messy-stimboard-disaster, @lord-alfred-douglas-official, @germanifier

⚠️Important: Please don't spam my inbox with stuff. Unless you are Ari. To me, it feels like me and her spamming each other is sort of like a unique love language, so please don't spam my inbox unless you are Ari!

[the-gimmick-authority]

Y’all go follow @germanifier right now because I love them and they deserve the universe :) btw, for those who don’t know:

My main got shadowbanned

[queerpyracy]

what if i responded to the impulse to extra germanify victor frankenstein (from geneva, within spitting distance of france) by extra francofying him. monsieur vícteauxr

[el-the-cell]

These are my very ignorant thoughts about war, peace, and cultural differences altogether. Beware potential bullshit ahead.

tldr: peoples come and go, the concept of land ownership is idiotic, cultural differences are not what causes conflict, authorities pitting groups against each other (mostly for profit) are what causes conflict, but the conflict goes on because people hurt each other so bad forgiveness is no longer an option.

I do not understand the history of russia, ukraine, palestine and israel well. Certainly not as well as i understand the history of my own region.

But all three cases, i believe, there is the similarity of governments enciting the violence of different cultures against one another, in a way that ends up harming civillians more than anything else.

The truth, in my opinion, is that it's not intrinsecally impossible for people to live peacefully with one another just because of culture, religion, traditions, ideologies, what will you.

What makes it hard, is the harm that people have been forced to do, have been convinced to do, and found themselves with no other choice than doing to each other, either by governments or by the extenuating circumstances of being robbed of all they had, be it culturally or from a material point of view.

People end up doing terrible things to each other, which just can not be forgiven by single people, but create wounds that can only be healed through the passage of time and the change of generations, and also, the comfort of freedom and not living in poverty.

The longer the war lasts, the more people die and suffer, the longer it will take for those wounds to heal. Peace can not be brought by war. It can only be born from peace. A peace treaty made after a war, where the losing party is completely getting fucked over, will only lead to new insurrections, grief, anger and more war (see germany after the treaty versailles).

To illustrate my point i would like to put forward the case of my region, which is south tyrol. South tyrol was a part of the austro-hungarian empire, populated mostly by german speakers. When the entente won the war, the region was given to italy, it is said, because of the natural border of the alps that separated it from austria.

Now, from a nationalist point of view italy does not give a shit about south tyrol, because there aren't many people who are culturally "italian". However, the fascists thought, if it's not italian, let's MAKE IT italian. yes. wonderful idea. Let's force the german speakers to change their name to an italian one, let's force them to abandon their culture.

ALSO let's literally deport poorer italians to the region so it becomes mainly populated by italians, who will work in the new industries and win the elections, and also make it impossible for south tyrol to ever try to leave, because italians live there too now. GREAT.

But this is only the surface level story. Another folk who got fucked over, still in the fourteen hundreds are the ladin people. They speak a language similar to the rumantsch spoken in switzerland. All official documents in south tyrol were written in ladin before the region was forcibly germanified.

There also were a few italians already living there. My ancestors for example. Half my family is from a long line of italians who lived in the habsburg empire and spoke german as a second language. Just like i do.

My great-great-grandfather for example was an austro hungarian inspector, who died immediately before the outbreak of ww1. (I know, a cop. not proud of it, but in the next generation, half of my relatives were fascists. so. like. there generally isn't much to be proud of).

After the end of ww2 every one was fucking pissed at each other. With the level of poverty, peple had nothing to lose, and many rights to gain back after the fall of fascism. I won't go into details, but in the 70s it came to serious acts of terrorism from the german speakers, and also from austrians who thought they were fighting for the freedom of a people, against italians who hadn't even asked to be there in the first place.

While the situation has calmed down, because the italian state has pumped our region full with money, and given the germans their names back, and allowed our region to keep most of our taxes, it became less profitable to make politics that encites violence and scission. It does not mean this has stopped. It goes on, people are still making money from it. The two cultures are wary of each other, and the school systems are still devided. When we turn 18, we are asked to declare to which group we belong.

But anyway, the final point i wanted to make, is that a power can always feed propaganda to one side, while starving and impoverishing the other, and taking away their rights until things snap. You can do this with any group of people. Could be the most bullshit criteria, the most insignificant difference. And then, the difference will be considered the reason for violence. Not the powers that put two groups against each other.

And alas, people come and go naturally from place to place, cultures mix, interact, break apart, develop, and things will always be changing. We don't own the land we live on, we are only temporarily borrowing it. Thousads were here before us, more will be here after us. Same with the other living beings. Nationalism is doomed for this reason.

Go in peace; don't let politicians make you angry at other groups of people that have no authority over you. They're just people-ing, like you.

[truckloadoffrogs]

hi babychens anyone wanna send me headcanons i’m feeling kinda down today :(

[whoreofbabylonofficial]

what about blugov from trying to enter a sports contest without spelling ur name out letter by letter

[ask-nonny-anything]

NSDSJSJ I HATE MY LIFE AUGH- MY PC DECIDED TO FUCK ITSELF UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW WHEN I STARTED IT

EVERYTHING GONE EXCEPT SOME STUFF

BUT THEN THIS

BUT THATS NOT ALL

THE LANGUAGE WAS GERMAN WHICH I BARELY UNDERSTAND

MY PC GERMANIFIED AUGH

I HAD TO SET EVERYTHING TO DUTCH, THEN IT RESET AND THEN IT ALL CAME BACK IDK HOW AND WTF HAPPEND

AND NOW IM TRYING TO FIND THE ADAPTOR CABLE CAN THIS BE WORSE WHAAAA

I WILL UPDATE THIS POST IF IM ABLE TO FIX THIS SHIT-

(Update): i was not able to find the stupid netwerk thingy thing so i have to reset my netwerk settings

My pc boutta restart in 5 mins

(Update2) im still not connected, i think im gonna ask my father soon coz idk what happend or im just stupid

(Update3) havent asked my father for help yet but im not gonna go on my pc for a while to play roblox with my friends i got my laptop and tablet i can play on, (SJSUSJD IM PHONE USER ON TUMBLR AVOID CONFUSION) idk what happend to my poor pc but yeah- im leaving my.pc be idk what happend to it :')

(Update4) my pc is all fixed, i left it for 3 days and now everything is ok :D

[narrie]

does anyone else currently have a germanified harry styles fyp or is it just me

[germanifier]

Give me shit to germanifie, people.

[memecucker]

“A second form of nationalism, extensively discussed in Imagined Communities, and which seems relevant here, is what I have called, following Hugh Seton-Watson, official nationalism. This form of nationalism arose historically as a reactionary response to popular nationalisms from below, directed against rulers, aristocrats and imperial centres. The most famous example is provided by Imperial Russia, where the Tsars ruled over hundreds of ethnic groups and many religious communities, and in their own circles spoke French—a sign of their civilized difference from their subjects. It was as if only peasants spoke Russian. But as popular nationalisms spread through the empire in the nineteenth century (Ukrainian, Finnish, Georgian and so on), the Tsars finally decided they were national Russians after all, and in the 1880s—only 120 years ago—embarked on a fatal policy of russification of their subjects, so to speak making Tsars and their subjects the same people—which was exactly what was avoided before. In the same way, London tried to anglicize Ireland (with substantial success), Imperial Germany tried to germanify its share of Poland (with very little success), Imperial France imposed French on Italian-speaking Corsica (partial success) and the Ottoman Empire Turkish on the Arab world (with no success). In every case, to quote myself, there was a major effort to stretch the short, tight skin of the nation over the vast body of the old empire.

Can one say that this form of nationalism was uniquely Western or European? I do not think this is possible. We can, for example, consider the strange case of Japan, recently discussed in a remarkable book by Tessa Morris-Suzuki.footnote2 She illustrates in wonderful detail the abrupt transformation that came with the Meiji Restoration in the way that the Ainu and the Ryukyu islanders were regarded and handled. It had long been the policy of the Tokugawa shogunate to forbid the Ainu to dress as Tokugawa–Japanese or adopt Tokugawa–Japanese customs and traditions; similarly, envoys from the Ryukyus bringing tribute to Edo were instructed to dress as exotically Chinese as possible. In both instances, the basic idea was to separate these peripheral (barbarian) peoples as far as possible from the imperial centre. But with the rise of Meiji official nationalism, there was a complete reversal of policy: Ainu and Ryukyu were now regarded as primitive and ancient types of the same Japanese race as the Meiji oligarchs themselves. Every effort, persuasive and more often coercive, was made to japanify them (with variable success). It could be argued that later imperial policy in Korea and Taiwan followed the same logic. Koreans were to take Japanese names and speak Japanese, and Taiwanese, as younger brothers, were perhaps to follow suit. They would eventually become Japanese, it was thought, even if second-class Japanese. Just like the Irish in the United Kingdom till 1923, and the Poles in Germany till 1920.”-

Benedict Anderson, Western Nationalism and Eastern Nationalism: Is there a difference that matters? (2001)

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

There are yard signs here for a candidate with the last name Straub, which hilarious bc it means that her family at some point un-germanified to the extent that they forgot that ß means ss and not b

[ask-thenetherlands]

GerNed brotp week: Language

Dutch and German have a very similar language, and a lot of words are exactly the same. However, some of these words don’t actually mean the same thing!

Bellen means “calling” in Dutch, but “barking” in German!

Therefore, a lot of hilarious misunderstandings are made when a Dutchie or German isn’t fluent in the other language and try to just ‘Dutchify’ or ‘Germanify’ their own words. 

Other common classic misconceptions:

Doof Dutch: deaf German: stupid

Gift Dutch: present German: poison

Meer Dutch: lake German: sea

@aphgernedbrotpweek

[queerpyracy]

i wanna know what psychologically is going on when people feel the need to extra germanify victor frankenstein's name by changing the spelling to viktor

[suplanguages]

CURSING IN GERMAN

This was requested here (I’m so late, I’m sorry). This list is meant mainly to inform, I don’t mean to offend anybody. I’m not translating racial slurs. Some words would be considered slut shaming but these words are very common and I’m simply translating them so you know what they mean if someone calls you that. Obviously, this whole post is heavy in profanity. Please don’t blurt these out on the streets, none of them are family friendly. I’ll make a post on family friendly insults soon.

der Fluch - curse

fluchen - to curse

das Schimpfwort - curse word

die Obszönität - profanity

Curse words:

Scheiße! - Shit!

scheiß - shitty (adj.)

Dreck - dirt (used like shit, less common)

Drecks-(noun) - fucking (noun) (lit. dirt-(noun), often used if something doesn’t work the way it should or when speaking about a group of people, e.g. Dreckskinder, Drecksauto)

Scheißdreck! - Shit/Fuck! (often refers to an object that doesn’t work the way it should, but can be used generally as well)

ficken - to fuck

Fick dich! - Fuck you!

verfickt - fucking (adj.)

(gott-)verdammt - (god) damn

Verpiss dich! - Fuck/Piss off!

We also like to borrow the English ‘fuck’, though most Germans butcher the pronunciation and pronounce it more like ‘fack’. Like we do with other loanwords from English, we also germanify it into ‘abgefuckt’ which just means ‘fucked up’.

Insults:

der Arsch - ass

das Arschloch - asshole

der Wichser - wanker

der Ficker - fucker

der Hurensohn - son of a whore

die Schlampe - slut

die Hure - whore

die Zicke - bitch

der Schweinehund - bastard (lit.: swine-dog)

der Bastard - bastard

der Dreckskerl - scumbag (male)

[heavenlyelle-blog]

How to compose your CV in German

If you want to work in a German-speaking country, then you need to have a version of your CV not only written in German however likewise in the style and design of a traditional German CV. Check Here are some recommendations to assist you out.

Open with the basics

There's no requirement to compose 'Lebenslauf' in huge letters at the top. Everybody knows what it is. All you need is Call, Adresse, Kontaktdaten, Familienstand, and Staatsangehörigkeit in a 'Persönliche Angaben' area. German CVs tend to be accompanied by a passport-sized picture in the top-right corner, in addition to including 'Geburtsdatum und-- ort.'.

Summarise your Lebenslauf.

Amount yourself up and what you carry out in 'Profil' under your 'Persönliche Angaben' section. Possibly you have 'Sehr gute Kenntnisse in ...' or 'große Erfahrung in ...'.

Discuss your area of research study, e.g. 'Spezialisierung auf dem Deutschen Sprache und Kultur.'.

Do not just list marketing adjectives about yourself. Anyone can state they're 'versatile' and a 'well arranged' on paper. Your CV ought to go on to show who you are with your education and work experience.

Education, education, education.

At this phase in your life, you won't necessarily have much work experience, so stress your present education and relate it to how it would be useful to the post you're looking for.

Under an 'Ausbildung' section, include your Universität and details of your studies, e.g.

09/2007 -07/ 2011 Studium der Fremdsprachen a der Newcastle University in Newcastle upon Tyne, GB.

Studiengang: Französisch, Deutsch und Spanisch.

Hauptfächer: Sprache und Kultur, Deutsche Geschichte, Sprachwissenschaft.

Andere Fächer: Niederländisch und Katalanisch.

Also, include your 'Sekundarschule' and the pertinent credentials such as 'Abitur' (A levels) and 'Mittelstufenabschluss' (GCSEs). It is generally enough just to list the subjects, not the grades.

All in a day's work.

Note your 'Berufliche Erfahrung' in reverse chronological order. Whereas British CVs will utilize buzzwords such as communicated, led, arrange and adjusted, German CVs are a lot more to the point, as you 'd expect.

For each job, keep in mind the dates, title, and facility in the very first line, e.g. 10/2009 -05/ 2010 Englischer Sprachassistent am Lycée Saint-Exupéry in Toulouse, Frankreich.

... followed by an easy list of tasks performed in your functions, such as 'Führung ...' or 'Organisierung ...'.

Standing apart.

If you have other skills that make you stand apart, say so. Under 'Sonstiges', point out if you're an 'EU-Führerscheininhaber' or if you have 'Microsoft-Office-Kenntnisse'. Don't forget to list and grade your 'Sprachkenntnisse', e.g. Englisch-- Muttersprache Deutsch-- sehr gute Kenntnisse Walisisch-- gute Kenntnisse Spanisch-- Grundkenntnisse.

You might wish to note these in a separate area if you are studying or concentrating on language. That way, you can enter into greater information about your language research studies and consist of details about any courses you might have taken.

When you have actually Germanified your CV, send it to a native speaker or have your German teacher check it over.

There's no need to write 'Lebenslauf' in big letters at the top. All you require is Call, Adresse, Kontaktdaten, Familienstand, and Staatsangehörigkeit in a 'Persönliche Angaben' section.

Do not just list marketing adjectives about yourself. Anyone can say they're 'versatile' and a 'well arranged' on paper. Your CV ought to go on to show who you are with your education and work experience.