#Gil is so adhd coded actually

[satyrcatartz]

u guys know those “giving my Italian husband (x) food/(x) American thing” tik toks. well yeah Hetalia Prumano semi-rare pair attack

my friend and I have been. Obsessed with those. Why does she. Why. It’s like aggravating a chihuahua for views and it’s the most entertainment. Tbh. This art looks SO shitty but the Prumano brain rot is too real for me… Also I saw the pizza burger irl the other day and I don’t wanna talk about it

[relax-o-vision]

what are your thoughts on the crew and squadmates in mea (all of them, yes)?

uh oh, lol. well, to absolutely nobody’s surprise I like the female crew a lot better than the male crew, but here we go:

jaal - boring and kind of sleazy? I don’t know. he reminds me of an eel. I don’t talk to him if I don’t have to.

liam - heavily adhd coded (impulsive and restless, does things without thinking them through because it seems right at the moment, has a hard time to control his more aggressive emotions, seems more youthful than he should at his age, strong sense of “instant fairness”). but of course it’s not adhd, it’s a character quirk, which is always fantastic when writers do that (that was sarcasm). he’s fun, but I don’t really get why he’s in andromeda (except if he’s actually got an adhd in which case everything makes sense if you don’t think about it too long).

drack - he’s a krogan. he’s got one emotion with perhaps the capability of developing a second. rah rah rah I’m a krogan

cora - I make fun of her a lot, because she’s trying so hard to be an asari. it’s good that she’s so super nice and supportive. I don’t know if there’s perhaps banter with peebee and cora about cora’s weird attitude? it would be appropriate because peebee feels alienated from asari culture and then there’s this human who wears it like a costume. and she’s straight so of course she’s super oppressed or whatever. idk she’s okay but she also makes me feel weird.

peebee - super fun, a lot more emotional and empathetic than I had expected. tragically sexualized. would go get drunk with her, but only with vetra as backup.

vetra - homegirl needs a break. she’s working too hard. she’s the kind of character I always wanted, except tragically not gay. she’s tall and strong and smart and a female tank and funny and caring and everybody’s best friend by default. how many female characters do you know who get to be so damn perfect? she says “shields are up. I’ll take the fire.” and I always want to throw myself in front of her but then remember that I’m a tiny fragile human and she’s fucking xena but with tech armor.

gil - very gay, which is good. kind of obnoxious sense of humour. more handsome than I thought at first. his story is about procreation wtf bioware

suvi - I don’t know if she knows other words than “amazing”. she sure doesn’t know the word lesbian as far as I can tell. I don’t know. she’s my people but I can’t relate to her at all and that’s really stupid. just to be clear, though: she’s still my people, don’t touch her.

kallo - I like him. a much better pilot than joker that’s for sure, and his feelings of loneliness are relatable and sad. my decision to save the salarian pathfinder over the krogan scouts had partly to do with him.

lexi - hearteyes. platonically, of course lmao. I mean, nobody can replace dr chocolates, but I’d like to go out for a drink or sth with lexi. I like that she’s more involved, too, and you can talk to her about your emotional well being. she just really cares about the crew and I hope she knows I care about her :’) her diet tips give me heartaches, though. 1 or less servings of fat, lexi. what the hell.