#HEWWO ASH OWO

[weskin-time]

this is so fucking awful and self indulgent so I can understand if you pass this one but can I get wesker w an s/o who uses hewwo speak when reallllly stressed out? I do that irl and it's a bad habit of mine but at the same time I don't wanna stop bc it low-key brings comfort

YOURE THE FIRST PERSON TO SEND ME AN ASK EVER!! THANK YOU! and dont worry, self indulgense is my specialty! im also very sorry for this being a few days late, i havent had any time to write anything because i was making an Ash Williams cosplay for a horror convention i just got back from!!!

I havent proof read this so there might be errors and mistakes! sorry!

im also writing this while very exhausted from a convention so i hope it good!! healing through fanfic >:3 i hope this is close or around anything to what you had in mind!!

when he first hears you talk like that hes gonna give you a blank look

like he would just ask you a question about what you wanted for dinner and you would respond back tiredly in that way of speaking and he would just pause for a second and look at you

"why are you speaking like that?" hes blunt

he doesnt mean it in a bad way hes just,,, confused??

so you explain to him that its a habit of yours to talk that way when youre stressed out and its a semi comforting stress reliever to you

he instantly wants to know whats stressing you out

he said he would take care of it and have it done for you if its causing you to be so stressed

even if its a person or some customers getting under your skin depending on your job

says he has ways of making them never making you stressed again

actually kinda likes the way your way of speaking changes when youre stressed

something about it dripping off your tired lips just makes him want to wrap you up like one of those cat burritos

but he also doesnt want to hear it because it means youre stressed

and he doesnt want you to be stressed

BUT AA CUTE OWO VOICE

if you can pick it up, everytime to speak he just very faintly smiles

or at least his face relaxes a bit more

even if you try to tell him its alright and that you can get it done yourself he will insist that you tell him and let him take care of it

he ushers you out of the kitchen and into the bathroom where he starts to draw a warm bath for you, will even put in a bath bomb of your choice if you wish into the bath

while youre soaking in the warm water trying to relax a bit hes out making your favorite dinner or meal

hell if you want he will make pancakes for dinner or another type of non dinner meal for you

youre sitting in the warm water and just start to melt into it

theres a knock on the door a little while later, its Al telling you your food is ready :)

so now youre full, clean, and some of the stress weight has been lifted off of you knowing your lovely partner is going to help you (or completely take care of) the thing that is stressing you

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"you didn't have to do aww that fow me you know." you say, nuzzling into Wesker's chest. He held you in his arms under the warm covers, you laying on his chest with your arms wrapped around him and his around you. Your chest felt lighter than it had when you first got home for the day, it felt fuzzier.

"I know dearest." he gave you a small kiss to your forhead.

"I weawwy mean it. you do so much fow me awweady and youwe awways busy, i dont want to make you stwessed mowe than you awe just becasue im stwessed." you shift and crane your neck to look at him in this position.

His red eyes stare into yours as a smile finds its way to his lips. "Sweetheart." he paused to kiss your nose, "You're one of the few beings worthy of leading this new world with me. your pretty little head doesnt deserve any stress what so ever, and i mean that."

You felt your face go a tad red and your heart swell. for Wesker being,,, well,, Wesker, he really could be sweet sometimes. You burried your face back into his chest causing him to chuckle, the reverberation sounding so different as you were on his chest.

"I love you dear, and that cute voice youre using." his chuckle then lowers and extends, turning into a soft purring. you shut your eyes and lean into his purring, the sound starting to lull you to sleep.

"I love you too Al."

[alexmercer2424]

Hewwo I see you provide the good shit!!! Can i get Pyramid Head with a reaaaaaally skittish s/o? Like any sound or something in the corner of their eye is bound to be reacted to in some way? OwO

Sure thing :) I’m glad I’ve got the good shit lol

Also if anyone wants to give me some Albert Wesker ideas/asks for Resident Evil I’ve recently have become a hoe for him

Pyramid Head w/ a Skittish S/O

You may find your skittish behavior annoying or a nuisance, but PH actually loves it!

It means you’re always in a sort of survival mode here in Silent Hill, and it means you’re less likely to be put in any danger or get snuck up on

Whenever you’re following him and he stops to let you break (who knows how far you’ve walked and if you’re carrying anything) he’ll still keep a close eye on you but rather for amusement in these cases

You can be sitting if standing (depending where you are) and he’ll be standing by, and if he happens to see a stray piece of paper getting pushed by by the wind he won’t bring it to your attention

Instead he’ll watch you see it for the first time just to jump and run the opposite direction of it for a few steps before realizing what it is

He loves how awkward and embarrassed you get afterwards, apologizing for how you behaved as if it were a bad thing

He’s suspended you’ve gotten used to him dragging his blade and the noise it creates, because if a door is clicking in the wind you’ll stare at it until you two have fully passed it

It’s a broken door that’s been there for ages, and he knows that, he’s walked these streets how many times?

But you’re bound and determined to tell him you two are being stalked

And if the door slams from a particularly strong wind, you’ll jump and he’ll watched, letting a low noise out that resembles a chuckle

When night first arrives and the world seems to be tearing, he’ll find you just to have you looking left and right like a bird examining the ground for worms

But rather for food or hunting in general, he knows the ashes all around you two are causing you distress

As amusing as your skittish behavior is to him, he’ll hug you close during this as it can be a bit overwhelming to you

But once the worse bit of it has passed he must release you because he’s still got a job to do after all

He’s just surprised, as skittish as you are, you hang around him instead of hiding

He’s also just straight up surprised that you aren’t afraid of him, he’s the most dangerous thing here after all

But before you, the only skittish behavior he knew was his prey trying to escape him

Not the slight paranoia you seem to show

But Pyramid Head will admit he likes your skittish behavior the most

[trixie-roughhouse]

Intro to me

Hewwo! I’m Ash and I use uwu and owo unironically so get used to that. I love rp and character blogs, having made one or two before and it’s always fun to be a character you really relate to! I am currently a high school junior so I may not be as active as I’d like for the next few months! I still hope you enjoy though!

My other trixie blog is @trixie-search-history because I wanted to keep the ask blog seperate lol

[ashatdairyqueen]

@chuckyworksattacobell : h-hewo owo”

@ceo-entity : should I call an exorcist 

@chuckyworksattacobell : OWO HeWWO mWisTaS , Im ChwuCKy, WannA pWay?? O w O

Ash: cALL THE FUCKING EXORCIST 

[compromisedbard]

hewwo? OwO

Ash i need you to know i would die for you but i nearly choked on my lunch seeing this at work

[poprocktiara]

UUUHH HOW ABOUT,, LANA SKYE?

HEWWO MAWCEL OWO

- I hate them / I don’t like them / I’m neutral / I’m ok with them / I like them / I love them / I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

- favorite thing about them

Her fuckin muffler dude this lady knows how to dress (Also obviously her fucking determination and sacrifice just to keep her sister safe)

- least favorite thing about them

The part where she wouldn’t FUCKING COOPERATE with me (I know why she wouldn’t but hhhhhhhhhhh it was annoying to deal with)

- ship(s)

Lanmia my dudes

- BROTP(s)

I wanna see her hang out with Edgeworth or Franziska! BLEASE I bet her and Edgeworth would be super chill and and her and Franziska would be snarky and Franziska could look up to Lana PLEASE

- NOTP(s)

I’m not sure? I only ever see her shipped with Mia lol. I feel like saying shipping her with her own sister or Gant is a given in this case but YEAH

- Game/case where I like them more

She was only in one case :’(

- Random headcanon

She has a whole collection of mufflers and she probably gave Mia the one she’s wearing in college or something

 ALSO that her and Mia were rivals in court (like how Edgeworth is to Phoenix or Klavier is to Apollo)

- Unpopular opinion

Probably that I wish we knew more about her. I don’t think she’s a flat character by any means but since it’s been so long since I played Rise from the Ashes, the most memorable thing about her is “Ema’s big sister” :(. I wish she could come back somehow is what I’m saying BUT SHE’S GONNA BE IN PRISON FOR A LONG TIME PROBABLY :( :( :( :(

[waffle-walks]

H-hewwo? Ash? I w-w-wuv you!! Owo!

Ówò!!!!! I 💚 you too!!!

[kramer]

Hewwo Ash OwO

waffle?

[proempathic]

the name ash!

OwO hewwo Ash!!!