#HOLY SHIT HOOY FUCKING SHIT

[unnamedtune]

Funne. Dragon…

(That’s not blood in the talon it’s crystal 😭 idk if I should mark a tw tho since it’s made to sort of look like blood)

He name is broiling shadows

[transbeeduo]

foolbur on the brain again. thinking about how almost all of Foolish's creations are these massive, larger than life, grand works of art that are devoid of life and often purpose (Foolish's summer home is a giant ornate bright structure that only he lives in. Kinoko Kingdom felt almost too big for its own purposes and was missing a marred by the fracturing of karlnapity. The Mansion was left derelict for most of its life after completion. Las Nevadas was Las Nevadas.) and how Wilbur's creations are these either small or meager builds that he slaps names onto and calls countries and needs to make stories for (L'Manberg, Pogtopia, making little menus and things for Paradise) and how a chunk of Foolish's story is spent attempting to reach real actual Godhood and getting killed in a ritual sacrifice and preyed upon by a man who learned to control the social and political strings around him to live forever (metaphorically) and how a chunk of Wilbur's story was spent casting himself as this heroic leader figure before pivoting to make himself the villain as he spiraled into suicide and how both of them take swings at being something greater and are sharply reminded of their limitations. sorry for the run on sentence

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOOY SHIT HOLY SHIT YEAH U FUCKING GET IT…. Both of them and their pasts of wanting to be bigger and better and more more more. But it’s never really been enough and them and their efforts have always fallen short. Reminded of how painfully human they actually are GODDDDDDD

[evaunit-00]

dumb rant

having this problem where I genuinely love my job and actually find purpose in what i do like peace and love i am literally shaping the future and lives of children like its fucking awesome and swagged out but also holy fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!! i am dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it also doesnt help that i live 40 minutes away from my work (and fucking everything else in the world its actually making me rot from the inside but thats a problem for another post) but i spend every night after work sitting and staring at my phone or loterally a fucking wall or HOOY SHIT BIG BROTHER IS ON TONIGHT I FORGOT OHHHH MY GOD NEVERMIND EVERYTHING IS FINE LIFE HAS MEANING ILL COME BACK TO THIS WHEN I DONT HAVE A STUPID THING TO LOOK FORWARD TOO AND AM EXISTENTIALLY SAD AGAIN !!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melodiousramblings]

OH SH IT IH SHIT OH SHIT HOOY FUCJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I almost forgot episode 3 was out today but I came here to check if Buggachat was back from hiatus for the Bakery Wnemies AU, AND I SAW THE GIFS OF THE NEW EP ON MY DASH AND RAN TO FIND THE EPISODE HOKY FUCK

I WAS RIGHT THE COLORFUL POWDERS IB THE TRAILER(?) wait was it the trailer or was it Twitter leaks??? UHHHH ANYWAY, THE COLORFUL POWDERS IN THE PITRI DISHES

FUCKING GABRIEL **GROUNDED DOWN THE MIRACULOUS** TO FORGE THEM INTO THE RINGS HES WEARING IN THE SEASON 5 PROMO POSTER OH SHIT

ALSO ALSO ALSO OMG THE INTERNAL AGONY OF KNOWING ADRIEN CATACLYSMED HIS OWN FATHER LIKE YEAH FUCK GABRIEL YOU GOT CATACLYSMED BITCH LMAAAAAOOOOO YOU DESERVE YOU ABUSIVE ASSFACE DOMESTIC TERRORIST PIECE OF SHIT BUT OMFG THIS JUST FURTHER COMPOUNDS THE ANGST OF ADRIEN FINDING OUT THE TRUTH LIKE OMMMMGGGGGG

SORRY FOR CAPS LOCK BUT HOLY FUCK

;_; I want to spam the tag so bag but I also want to stream so I’ll have to raid the tag after my stream. There’s no way I’m gonna be able to focus on Dreamlight Valley, so Minecraft it is I suppose.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[celestial-narwhal]

SPOILERS FOR 1.3 UPDATE DON'T LOOK

GUYS IM A MOTHERFUCKING PROPHET I FUCKING KNEW LUOCHA SMUGGLED THE STELLARON ONTO THE SHIP AS A DISTRACTION AND THAT HE WANTS TO KILL THGE GODS IM SCREMAING SMCAIOFEWIOHJNA AND SCRIOAMEAMIGN HOOY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

i was SO FUCKING RIUGHT HE'S AN EVIL EVIL LITTLE RAT (/j he's definitely more morally grey bUT HE'S NOT A NICE GUY)

[rewiredthethirdblog]

How were the pyramids of egypt really built - Part 2

Hooy fucking shit. This and part one fucking convincex me where the comments in part one were all dogwater the comments in part two are actually filled with some good people. This is totslly how it was done. Holy fuck. I love how it was so complex yet elegant. And as stone mason said in comments this is how he'd do it too.. Thats why the mysterious ramps in pyramids exist. Warer channels.and they could get shit in there.. Like anything effortlessly but with time.. using these wster channels which were elevators essentially wow..

[flyingtacoturtle11]

Well HOOY SHIT HELP ME😭😭😭😭

I just read borrowed bravery for context HOLY FUCK BLODDY FUCKING HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

[raideo]

OH HOLY SHIT FUCK MY FAVORITE AUTHOR PUT OUT A NEW BOOK HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[ambientmoss]

I JUST GOT TICKETS TO GO SEE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN CONCERT HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT MYSELF YALL THEYVE BEEN MY FAVOURITE BAND SINCE I WAS TWELEVE TAHGS ALMOST 7 YEARS BRO HOOY FUCK IM SO EXCITED AND THIS IS MY FIRSG CONCERG LIKE WHATA. GOOD WAY TO LOSE YOUR CONCERT VIRGINITY IM HOING TO CRY OH MY GOD I HAVENT STOPPED SHAKIBG

[barzum-and-baizli]

HOOI FUCK u still doing this??? can I get a rad ass lesbian velociraptor?????????

holy shit i literally just posted that oh my god lmao

[thatothercosplayer]

This is the ship ask meme from like a month ago I’ve been sitting on top of because @boukenuniverse​ sent four in one ask and I’m finally in the mindset to answer them all. So... more under the cut, and all that.

Gakuran/Daruma: Who asks the other on dates: Gakuran!! He is an absolute romantic. No questions asked. Who is the bigger cuddler: Daruma. She is very physically affectionate. Who initiates holding hands more often: Also Daruma! But, if the mood is right, Gakuran. Who remembers anniversaries: Daruma. She may not seem like it, but her memory is like an iron cage. Who is more possessive: Gakuran, Gakuran, Gakuran. He is known to start fights about people even making joking remarks about Daruma Who gets more jealous: Gakuran kind of wishes Daruma was as persistent with him as she is with Maeda, but he’s not jealous. Daruma has friends outside of him after all. Who is more protective: Gakuran. Daruma is bad about picking fights she can’t win, so there’s a lot of times he has to bail her out. Who initiates sexy times the most: I....don’t know. Who dislikes PDA the most: Daruma, since she’s usually the one that initiates holding hands, hugging, etc. Who kills the spider: Neither! They’re yankiis, after all. Who asks the the other to marry them: Gakuran. He does it after a day out together, after a romantic dinner. Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Gakuran is bad about this. It gets to the point where Daruma has to get onto him about not spending on her so often. Who would bring up possibly having kids: Daruma? I dunno :V Who is more nervous to meet the parents: I doubt Gakuran is on good terms with his parents, so they probably never get brought up. Since Daruma’s a transfer I find it likely she still lives with her parents, so....Gakuran is nervous about meeting Daruma’s folks. Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Gakuran. He is whiiiiipped. Who tries to make up first after arguments: Daruma, actually! For Gakuran it’s mainly a waiting game to let her cool down. Who tells the other they love them more often: Gakuran. Again, he’s a romantic.  

Gakuran/Shibuya Who asks the other on dates: Gakuran, but when Shibuya wants to do something with him she’ll ask him on one. Who is the bigger cuddler: Hooy boy, Shibuya. She doesn’t seem like it, but behind closed doors? Sitting down on the couch together, lazing on the bed, warm baths together.....she is a cuddle monster. Who initiates holding hands more often: No holding hands in public; Shibuya is very much concerned about being perceived as weak since this is still at Majijo.  Who remembers anniversaries: Gakuran. Things tend to sneak up on Shibuya. Who is more possessive: Holy shit, Shibuya. She does it in such a backhanded manner too. Gakuran is handsome so it’s not uncommon for other girls at Majijo to hit on him....and, as soon as Shibuya gets wind of it she hunts them down and give them a good thrashing....because, overdoing it in the most backhanded way possible is the only way Shibuya knows how. Who gets more jealous: Gakuran is a bit jealous of Dance being super loyal to Shibuya, but....that’s it. Who is more protective: Bitch, Shibuya doesn’t need to protect herself. Who is more likely to cheat: Doubtful. Shibuya isn’t the type to do that and Gakuran tends to tunnel vision on whoever he’s attracted to, logic be damned. Who initiates sexy times the most: Shibuya. Her sex drive is pretty easy to set off. Want proof? Why don’t you go ask Ookabuki?  Who dislikes PDA the most: Shibuya. Especially since Gakuran ends up aligning with Maeda’s Shitennou. Who kills the spider: Either or. Who asks the the other to marry them: Shibuya. Whenever she is ready to take that next step she does it. Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Gakuran. Still bad about buying too many gifts.... Who would bring up possibly having kids: Shibuya doesn’t care about kids. Only if it happens on accident, basically, then she’s all in. Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Shibuya is not on good terms with her mother in the time period this relationship likely began, and I touched upon Gakuran’s relationship in the section above. Once Shibuya gets herself out of her rut and makes up with her mother, then Gakuran is probably nervous at first. After all, there’s no way Shibuya got her traits from her deadbeat dad, right? Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Gakuran. Shibuya is the Rappapa Queen of Rage.

Heeeeeeeh. Who tries to make up first after arguments: Shibuya. She is already stressed out enough as-is and her lover is really her only escape from that.  Who tells the other they love them more often: I dunno, they both do it pretty frequently when they’re together. 

Sado/Yuko Who asks the other on dates: Yuko, when she’s not in the hospital. Who is the bigger cuddler: Yuko. She is extremely the cuddly type.  Who initiates holding hands more often: Sado, though this is more out of fear of losing Yuko than anything else.  Who remembers anniversaries: Yuko. She tends to look forwards to them since she is in and out of the hospital so much. Who is more possessive: Yeeeeah no. Who gets more jealous: Yuko has this tendency to get ALL OVER TORIGOYA when she returns to Majijo. Sado is known to get a bit salty when this happens....which is usually fixed by Yuko getting ALL OVER SADO. Who is more protective: Sado. Yuko has this habit of overexerting herself and she’s afraid it might lead to her dying one day.  Who is more likely to cheat: Sado is loyal to Yuko and...it’s Sado. Played by Mariko FUCKING Shinoda. Have you seen that woman? HAVE YOU SEEN HER? SHE. IS. A. GODDESS.  Who initiates sexy times the most: Yuko. Hoooooo boy. If she’s not giving Torigoya some hands-on time when she gets back, she’s attacking Sado as soon as they have a private moment. Who dislikes PDA the most: Sado. Got to maintain her steely, unbreakable image after all. Who kills the spider: Who cares? They’re yankiis. Who asks the the other to marry them: It never happens. Yuko dies before Sado can even consider it. Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Sado visits Yuko’s grave twice a month. Who would bring up possibly having kids: Yuko probably would have. If she lived. Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Sado would have been more than happy to Yuko’s parents. Shame the first time she met them was at her funeral. Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Sado oftentimes slept on the couch in Yuko’s room at the hospital, during her longer stays after some of her treatments. Who tries to make up first after arguments: Yuko. She needs Sado to break up the monotony of being stuck in the hospital. Who tells the other they love them more often: Sado, and Yuko loves every second of it. Sado/Shibuya YES. NOW WE’RE TALKING HERE. SIGN. ME. THE. FUCK. UP. THERE IS SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO HOLY SHIT?  Who asks the other on dates: Sado does it at the worst of times to get on Shibuya’s nerves. Who is the bigger cuddler: Shibuya, as she’s still incredibly starved for physical affection....but she’s super tsun about it.  Who initiates holding hands more often: Rappapa’s Shitennou? Holding hands? 

Only in privacy. 

And it’s always Sado.

And Shibuya is tsun about it. Who remembers anniversaries: Sado. Again, things tend to sneak up on Shibuya. Who is more possessive: It could go both ways, honestly? Shibuya and Sado are two different ends of the spectrum. Two sides of the same coin. Polar opposites. Ketchup and mustard. Peanut butter and jelly. 

Poverty and capitalism.

Death and taxes.

Daytime television and grandma’s house.

Who gets more jealous: *inhales* Shibuya shibuya shibuya shibuya shibuya shibuya shibuya  Who is more protective: Sado has to bail out Shibuya now and again. You know her, always firing on all cylinders.   Who is more likely to cheat: They would probably kill the other if they cheated. Who initiates sexy times the most: Sado. Shibuya is a sexual deviant, but she is completely dominated by Sado. When she says it’s time, it’s time. Hell, sometimes she doesn’t even have to say it- sometimes she just pins Shibuya to the wall and it snowballs from making out to sex. Who dislikes PDA the most: Rappapa’s Shitennou? PDA???  Who kills the spider: It’s fucking dead yo. Who asks the the other to marry them: Sado. Shibuya says yes.  Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Sado, for special occasions like birthdays and such. She is a bit on the stingy side. Shibuya tends to spend more on herself. Who would bring up possibly having kids: Nah, they’re good. Plus they’re lesbians, so there would have to be magic or something to make pregnancy happen.  Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Shibuya is fighting with her mother during this time period, and Sado’s family situation is...kind of complicated. However, I’m sure once Shibuya made up with her mother Sado would be more than willing to meet her. Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Shibuya. Angry she may be but she is whiiiiiipped. Who tries to make up first after arguments: Shibuya....it’s very defeatedly, though. Super tsun.  Who tells the other they love them more often: Sado dies it. She loves seeing Shibuya say “I love you too” and be tsun about it.