#HOW DARE YOU.

[lethalcontracts]

Tiny jester polyp! brand new, just fell off the jester. will die to literally everything. Careful its fragile. [and very jelly]

[marengogo]

The main extraordinary thing the Tannies did was to try and live an ordinary life.

They hang out with their friends, they date, they drink, they smoke, they travel, they read, they watch TV, they get fucking angry, they get hella happy, they accidentally hurt, they mostly bless, BUT MOST OF ALL

They love

They love ARMY so much, with all their diffects and ARMY loves the Tannies with all their diffects and we constantly try to educate and learn from each other so we can be better in the future.

That’s it. That’s their sin.

They make good music, they make people feel like “it’s okay, we’ll figure it out, if not let’s just vibe for a moment, and then try to figure it out once again”, they are with us when they want, not when they don’t, but also they are there when we need … just like any good a friend.

They are good normal people.

So, once again, I don’t care how, but this shit needs to be cleared before Jin comes back.

You have

days.

Marengo.

[ace-and-ranty]

He chose her

because

of the fucking

flower field spell

I AM NOT FINE---

[post-jonklisher]

"You told me once... that you weren't a hero. There were times I didn't even think you were human but let me tell you this, you were, uh, the best man and the most human... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. That so... there. I was... I was so alone. And I owe you so much. Oh, please, there's just one more thing, right? One more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't... be... dead. Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this."

"You toldonk me onceonk... that you wereonkn't a heronk. Thereonk wereonk timesonk I didonkn't evenonk thinkonk you wereonk humanonk but let me tellonk you this, you wereonk, uh, the bestonk manonk and the mostonk humanonk... humanonk beingonk that I've everonk knownonk and nonk one willonk everonk conkvinceonk me that you toldonk me a lieonk. That sonk... thereonk. I was... I was sonk alonk. And I owe you sonk muchonk. Oh, pleaseonk, thereonk's justonk one moreonk thingonk, rightonk? One moreonk thingonk. One moreonk miracleonk, Sherlonk, for me. Donkn't... be... deadonk. Wouldonk you, justonk foronk me, justonk stoponk it? Stoponk thisonk."

✨this ponk has been jonklished✨

[sally-theshootingstar]

stupid star, you are nothing but just a simple shadow to the others, Julie probably doesn't even love you.

"y-your wrong! I'm not some stupid star, I'm - erm..uh..Julie loves me! I-i know it" -sally started crying a little- "what- what is this? Why is water coming out of my eyes?"

[the-literal-sun]

I hate rat anon so fucking much

I hope that whenever you step on a crunchy looking leaf that it makes absolutely no sound at all.

[aermageddon]

now i know jyp didn't interpolate crazy in love for nayeon's comeback......

[dh--ii]

@ohcaroline did you just send me an evil boop.

[graviconscientia]

@embellishedbookworm

You did this to me. You're the one who made my joints creak. You put this curse on me.

[mishima-in-places-he-shouldnt-be]

Kazumi Mishima shouldn't be accidentally fed twice!

[mitchmrner]

letting someone named TAGE score is a crime in itself

[father-in-lawliet]

Happy Birthday again, you shithead. I'd include a picture but I can't draw, so.

good. i'm revoking your privileges from doing anything that induces emotions in me again. i am now blaming you for all my problems and i'm gonna lock you inside a box for the rest of your life so i can observe you like an ant.

[marengogo]

Not gonna lie with y’all …

Today has been emotionally disastrous for me on social media:

- Apparently there are still boycotters that I hadn’t blocked yet 😬 …

- Antis from 6 feet under have resurfaced riding on the recent hate for the boys and are doing their very best! 🤡 …

- Some Twitter ARMY are just hellbent on setting up the boys in ways I myself couldn’t even imagine 🤪 …

- Shippers either making sure the world knows that JK and JM were never and could never even be friends 🥸 …

- Solos just minding their business by being in ARMY’s business, because at the end of the day they still don’t understand that having a fav in that band, can’t be mutually exclusive I’m afraid 🤓…

Oh and that woman is still roaming around 💄…

SO

EVEN THOUGH TODAYS HAS BEEN SHIT SOCIAL MEDIALLY …

There are still

days left for my husband to come back home.

… so there’s that, my daily silver lining.

Marengo.

[almalvo]

On Shatner.

In brief - when I began my first venture into TOS, I had a very small, loose feeling of Shatner being not the most "decent" of people according to some flighting and curt remarks a friend once said, but only today did I do the research (all of which only took 2 minutes), and so -

I feel it imperative that I establish and clarify to any and all who have and will happen upon me and my legacy:

I love Spock and more so with Leonard Nimoy.

I like Kirk, but most certainly do not care for William Shatner.

In the words of our late treasured and beloved chief engineer -

"I like Jim Kirk. He’s a great guy. I do NOT care for Bill."

[pademelonluck]

How dare you, @vellichorius

Making me do the bulk of the work...

[threadbaresweater]

Lin, Lin, can you imagine a threesome with Charles and Arthur? I need to lie down...