#Had a check-up today with the doctor; went to two stores to find the Lego Monkey Kid Monkey King Mech

[siixkiing]

Whelp, looks like I’ll have to order the Monkey Mech kit online somewhere...cause the stores I went to didn’t have them in stock BP

[krissewrites]

Single Father!Taehyung - BTS Imagine

requested. this is the best concept i’ve ever heard. let’s go.

first of all

has two kids

twins, in fact (a girl, taegeuk and a boy, taekwon.  5 1/2 years old)

he loves them so much

they’re all he ever talks about

he was not married before

the mother of his kids gave him full custody

she isn’t in their lives

so he has actively taken the role of mother and father

“no, don’t eat that!”

“okay... but just a little?”

“that’s not a little taegeuk no--”

dresses them in matching outfits

an example being taegeuk in a sailor dress and taekwon in a sailor suit

actively forces bangtan to love his kids as much as he does

“jin look at my baby girl she is sweet and adorable and all i care about”

“taehyung i just want to eat”

“yoongi look at my baby girl she is sweet and adorable and all i care--”

his kids are just as rowdy and goofy as him

but his son is a little more introverted

tries his hardest to get his son out of his shell but never really gets anywhere with it

just let him play with his legos taehyung god

taehyung is convinced his daughter loves jimin more than him

“say daddy!”

“jimin”

*googles how to change his name legally*

they were born in july

so every july taehyung refuses to focus on anything other than his kids

his favorite game to play with them is hide and seek

but his own little version

he’ll wear a tie around his eyes to hide his vision and tell his kids to run off and hide

and ends up searching through the house listening closely for their little giggles

which only makes him giggle

okay but is that not the cutest picture you’ve ever imagined

he always finds his daughter first

and she’ll rat out taekwon

“where is he?”

“i’ll never tell!”

“how will i ever... make you... tell me...”

insert taehyung tickling his daughter to death

when he finally finds taekwon he smothers him with kisses

and his daughter is clinging to his back

“i’ll save you taekwon!”

my heart

you can’t pay him enough to leave his kids

but unfortunately, the time comes when bangtan has another comeback

and he is forced to part with his life source for a few hours each day

and when those days comes he searches the ends of the earth for the best babysitter

nothing less than the best is acceptable for his babies

so he goes through extensive background checks and weeds it down to maybe, if hes lucky, three people

where from there yoongi and namjoon will have to choose for him

“they’re all qualified for the job taehyung”

“nope. no they’re not. i can’t do this they’re coming with me”

and it was that time of year for taehyung once more

and you were one of the three who were considered to care for his pride and joys

and yoongi ended up choosing you

“why’d you choose her?”

“... seemed nice.”

“that’s not good enough oh my g--”

you were given a schedule that day

you were to be at the house at 3 am so he could leave for the mv filming

and you were exhausted

you didn’t bother to do anything to your hair or wear makeup

so you just showed up at his doorstep in a giant hoodie and leggings

and when he opened the door he was a little anxious

he was busy putting on his shoes as he kept telling you everything about his kids

while you roamed around the living room, looking at all the toys he’d spoiled them with

“taekwon likes seafood but he’s allergic to it so don’t--”

“they need to rest at some point during the day so make sure--”

“they love the park down the street so please--”

you’d finally assured him you’d do everything you could to take care of them and pushed him out of the house

where he reluctantly got into a car and made his way to the film site

and it was finally quiet

day after day you’d come to his house at odd times, one day never being the same as the other

you’d have dance parties with them

and play “superhero” with them

in which you were the villain

thus leading to two toddlers tackling you to the floor and refusing to let you up in “the name of victory”

some days taehyung would even come home to his kids cuddled up to you on the couch

with a book on your chest

and all three of your snoring

and it warmed his heart so much to see his kids comfortable around someone

one day in particular

it was around noon when taehyung was getting ready to head to the studio with yoongi

he opened the door and greeted you

by now it has come to where you just walk right in

and that day you walked in to the toddlers playing doctor in the floor together

in which taegeuk was the doctor and taekwon, reluctantly and against his will, the patient

taehyung was trying to stick a pin to his tee shirt that his son got for him for fathers day

when the two toddlers came running to you

“mommy’s here!”

and taehyung pierces the needle into his chest

immediate falling onto the couch and yelling

“oh my god taehyung”

“dad?”

“bring me some napkins!”

“i’m fine, i promise i’m just--”

taehyung literally never looked at you the same way after that

before you were just a good baby sitter who he (quite frankly) couldn’t wait to get rid of

because that meant he could be with his kids again

but now he wanted you around as much as possible

“hey, y/n, could you be here by three?”

“aren’t you off today?”

“taegeuk has been crying over you all day”

she hadn’t been crying over you all day

she mentioned you once and then went back to playing with a totoro doll

so you gather up a small backpack, throw on a hoodie and trek to tae’s

after about an hour of playing hide and seek with taehyung, taeguk, and taekwon you end up putting taekwon to sleep while tae put taegeuk to sleep

and taegeuk was quite the hugger so she was attached to taehyung by the hip

so imagine taehyung on a small twin sized bed, surrounded in stuffed animals and sharing a cover that only took up the length of his calfs

playing with his daughters small hands 

thankfully taekwon wasn’t a hugger 

so that meant you were free to go

“i’m working next week, right? i’ll see you th--”

“wait!”

taehyung had jerked upright, his daughter clinging to his neck

so now hes sitting up right holding his daughter against his chest

i wish i was dead

“did you make them call you that?”

“call me what?”

“mom.”

you promptly tell him you had nothing to do with it

and you really just assumed that you looked like her

which opened a whole other topic

so you made yourself comfortable by sitting on the small bed in front of tae

“where is she, anyway?”

“who?”

“their mom.”

“we don’t talk about her.”

taehyung then began to tell you about the whole ordeal

how they were high school sweethearts

and had children out of wedlock

and they didn’t have any intentions of marrying each other either

she eventually gave birth to them

and although the original plan was for them to share custody

a month into their life she just packed up and left without an address

taehyung hated when their little faces grew solemn as they saw kids with two parents in the parks, grocery stores, etc.

and they’d always ask why taehyung was the only on they had

and where their other parent had gone

it broke his heart

so when he saw them growing attached to you 

he couldn’t help but grow attached as well

“they’re sweet kids, tae.”

“they mean the world to me.”

and at some point in the night

during the lengthy conversation you had started with taehyung

you fell asleep against his shoulder

so now not only did he have his daughter wrapped around his neck

but now he had a grown woman leaning on his shoulder

but it didnt bother him too much because he fell asleep too

you ended up waking up to the screaming of two toddlers

taegeuk, crawling onto her fathers bed in clothes she dressed herself in

aka a mix-matched mess with taekwon’s shirt on (backward) and shoes on the wrong feet

and taekwon poking your cheeks

“daddy! mommy! wake up!”

“taegeuk let mommy sleep”

taehyung slowly ends up waking up, trapped in the weight of three people simultaneously

“taegeuk, why are you up so early?”

“did you and mommy sleep good?”

although taehyung wasn’t keen on the fact his twins decided to call you mom

he wasn’t against them being happy

“yes, we did.”

comeback season had come and gone and taehyung was back at home daily

but he always made sure you were there before the kids woke up

because he loved seeing them wake up smiling to you every morning

it actually became a full-time job for you

taehyung never actively tried to pursue a relationship with you

but he did have cute pet names for you

“honey, where’s my favorite hat?”

“how about takeout for lunch, love?”

“darling, we should go to the beach.”

and the kids ate it up

you got to see them grow up a lot, too

on their sixth birthday you got to put the candles on their cake

“make a wish!” and they did

taehyung, being the pup he is, badgered them about what they wished for

“did you wish for a car? a dog? a kiss?”

and taekwon piped up

“i wished for mom&dad to kiss”

“i wished for them to get married”

“my wish was better”

“mine was!”

taehyungs face got so red when he looked at you

“did you tell them to say that?”

“no. did you?”

“no.”

“well--”

“... lets get married”

“stop joking i hate you taehyung--”