#Harry fully forgets he has magic and aura he straight up tries to feed a fellow god his own teeth

[dark-elf-writes]

Bet ya Ares will not hesitate to say that Harry's mortal attachments to his friends, family, and other loved ones are making him weak. Only to come face to face with a very pissed off God of Death-

Ares makes one (1) of his usual insults towards Alex after Harry becomes a god and it’s an all out cage match between him and Ares until someone can separate the two of them because A) Not even a god is more powerful than Death, B) Harry is five feet of trauma and love for his family and friends who has already proved he will kill for them, and C) He has been wanting to kick Ares’ ass both for being kind of a smug bastard during the war and because he emotionally abused Alex for years.

The mental image of Hades (canonically 6’3” and always in a pristine suit) holding up Harry (a generous 5’4” and dressed like he just walked out of a bathroom at a punk concert) away from Ares (canonically looks like a frat boy and is also always in a suit so it screams of trust fund baby) is very funny to me tbh.

Aphrodite is watching her ex boyfriend get his ass beat by her grandson like “I don’t know why you expected Ares. My darling Harry might not be one of mine biologically, but he has all of the passion that comes with my bloodline”. She will however grind ares into the dirt if he even comes close to hurting her Littlest Hart so theres that.