#He plays so many of my f/os lmao

[roboraindrop]

It is now my favorite part of the night; the Get High And Draw My F/Os segment

Today's victim? Probably another Br.ad Dou.rif character :'D

[necroangelz]

so fight the past, take back the night !!

day 6 of @ebiuxxxx's event

“ your f/o or a song that reminds you of your f/o‎‎. ”

EMPIRES S1!MYTHICALSAUSAGE PLAYLIST! click the link there or in the song lyrics. um um yeah I'm in love with a guy named sausage from a Minecraft series. so what.

rambling and plaintext for the header under the cut. like/rb appreciated! lil header thingy at the top and the playlist (ofc) were made by me.

NOW PLAYING: Take Back the Night by Tryhardninja !!

edit: omg i. am so stupid i forgot the storybook header plain text lmao. also i am retyping this for the 2nd time bc Tumblr didn't save it the first time help

“ [ picture of Mythland ]

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called Mythland that was built in a dark oak forest.

It was a kingdom of magic, differing magic that came together from many other empires.

[ Mythland banner ] To the left, the banner of Mythland.

It was also a kingdom built on blood. It may not have started that way, but nothing could have stopped the streets running red on blood. ”

plaintext over. i wrote all of that myself I'm so good at everything aren't i. also i was gonna include whoever created the banner bc i think it was mentioned in the series but i got lazy ok

anyway look i really love sausage's corruption arc alright. i think it was really attractive when he was a villain. and i loved his charm and his ambition and his unwavering silliness. i love how he has godlike powers. i love how he spent like, centuries?? trying to find a timeline where his best friend (who turned into a goddess) would survive her death. i love how he gives his friends little shulker box gifts with so many goodies and trinkets. i love the aesthetic of Mythland.

this playlist is really old but i can't edit much rn.... i do love some of the songs i added there but with the other songs it's Very Obvious that it's an old playlist LMAO

i haven't watched smps since the ending of empires s2, but i really loved empires smp back in the day!! i followed every (yes, ALL 12) pov in s2 when it started and watched half the povs in s1 ..... :3

also, fallen kingdom series nostalgia yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

and like ik as a fictionkin i have a lot of f/os, especially some that i loved in my past lives, but i just went with sausage even though i only loved him as a fan bc he's a longtime fav! and also bc it's easy and i already have something to post about him

[shinyevie]

hello again ben! can i ask what things remind u of itaru? like times of day, desserts, or anything else ? i saw that u put posts of other things into his tag & wanted to ask what else / what especially reminds u of him 🙇‍♀️ (@dmclr)

OH YEAGH im always using my f/o tags to also put random tumblr posts in it if they remind me of my f/os lolol so you'll be seeing a bunch of random posts in them

for itaru specifically, the main thing that reminds me of him are pikachus! like all of them. a few years ago I was playing pmd explorers of sky and I decided to play it as if itaru was the hero pokemon and I was the partner pokemon (my s/i was an eevee ofc. and when it evolves it becomes a leafeon). itaru got pikachu on the government assigned pokekin quiz at the very beginning sooo. I just permanently associate him with pikachus (and kantonian raichus) now!

I also associate red pandas with him because uhhh. well yknow ⬇️

I also associate him with flame-pount siamese cats. like long-furred fluffy ones. there is a very specific reason for this. but it makes zero sense to anyone outside of my own friend group and I haven't managed to write out why clearly 😭

I also associate bunnies with him to an extent, because of one of his cards. it's the reason why bun-bun also became one of my petnames for him lolol

card in question. ⬆️ that being said, the bunny association isn't as strong as the other two animals because there is already someone else in the theater troupe has the canon rabbit fursona

AND WE GOT THE GERBERA DAISIES. CANT FORGET ABOUT THOSE.

each of my boys in the theater troupe have their own motif flower. itaru's flower is the gerbera. from what I've heard, flowers have many different meanings...but in general, his flower symbolises innocence, purity, loyal love, and a sense of childlike wonder.

...SPEAKING OF CHILDLIKE WONDER‼️ I also associate aesthetics like kidcore, webcore and other nostalgia-type things with him. sorry... itaru is always described with being a child-at-heart... the way he talks is reminiscent of late 2000s/early 2010s internet and gamer speech... things from his childhood bring great comfort to him, to me I think he's the type of person who also uses nostalgia as a coping mech. I maayyy be projecting a little bit on that though because I'm a really big fan of kidcore and nostalgia, its also a coping mech for me too. since that brings me comfort as well, I also end up thinking about itaru, which also brings me a lot of comfort. do you get what I mean? he's prominent in that for me like. so damn prominent that I also got a specific tag for him on my kidcore sideblog. LMAO

I think that's like. the main things that remind me of him. hooray

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

okay let me finally show you my updated f/o list!! I am also planning to add some s/i info but tbh i still havent gotten to it cause im procrastinating it while trying to relax doing other stuff klsdksj here it is!! (I am aware that the first photos look weird in phones so pls bare with me and put it in pc mode lmaoo im a carrd super-beginner)

now if you'd let me, Imma talk a bit about the changes just because

I wanted to get a bit more specific mentioning platonic f/os so even if I like many characters in sources like Obey Me, you can now see which characters I think my s/i would be the closest with :D!! I also played a bit with labels ig but I read this fic where Mammon said there was no need "to be anything" as long as we were in peace with each other and I felt that on a spiritual lvl so instead of overthinking how to label f/os sometimes I just put him as unlabeled lol I just love self inserting in his world being really close to him and he's my fav character of the game and all but ig it becomes hard sometimes to try to fit that into something so I said whatever, it's my little self insert world and they can do whatever they want that brings me comfort XD yknow, sometimes partnering concepts just feel off but at the same time I enjoy saying I am a Mammon simp cause I love the character so it's a bit of a mess in my brain sometimes, trying to make both my experience as a player and my s/i's fit for my best comfort

(yes this was another Mammon UR+ I did not get on Nightbringer)

talking about labels, I've decided to put all the Golden Deer as platonic soulmates :D! I think it suits us all and all the unique bonds they form with each other, and I thought that the whole thing of my s/i probably having this huge feeling of admiration and loyalty towards Claude felt better like this somehow, like it's a part of my s/i lore and not so much about what their relationship can be or not? I dont know if this makes sense worded like this but it seems to work out in my head XD I still plan to someday develop my s/i's story a lot so who knows

anyway, FRIENDS AND FAMILY!! I feel like it's pretty obvious that I've started to play Honkai Star Rail because suddenly I got a friend, a brother and a father from there- listen everytime I see the Astral Express Family written in the groupchat I emotionally cry happy tears (also I wouldnt be surprised if i ended up also f/oing Himeko in the future lmao, I love found families can you tell)

from Genshin Impact I've officially added Thoma as a platonic f/o :D!! (my hearts craves to befriend kind characters, yes) I think my Genshin s/i is probably the one with the most lore right now so I'm excited to write about this in the future! well,,,,, actually my Super Mario Bros s/i also has some info around themselves already,,,,,, like would you believe me if I told you I was already making up s/i lore while still watching the movie,,,,, the self-shipper experience huh.....

I love her

and do you know who I also love a lot.....?

those platonic f/os I've been mentioning in some reblogs lately saying I still havent talked about them......?

the dudes that may have taken over my brain recently using the power of friendship....?

yeah

yeah

aren't they the coolest tho

anyway I love them (repeating it as if i hadnt made it clear already) and I had to rewrite part of this cause I accidentally deleted it it so I think I'll finish it here ksdhkjs I believe there is a bit more to see in the carrd though, I'll put it in my pinned post soon :D! now if you'd excuse me imma go consume more hypmic manga as a healing experience, if you've read until here go drink some water, listen to Break The Wall and thank me later

[kylos-starlight]

distraction time :3 if you had an endless amount of money to shop for gifts for your f/os, what would you buy them? :3c

I spent too long thinking about this.... ngl lmao THANK YOU KUROH ILU /PL!

Kylo/Ben - I would get him many things… Meditation stuff like artifacts that enhance force connection, Books and holocrons that delve into philosophy of the force mainly the balance between the dark and light sides (Or if the bad bad timeline) teachings of the Sith.

Charlie - Vintage vinyl records, high quality note pads so he can jot down ideas or notes!, tickets to Broadway shows, and maybe I'd stroke his ego just a little bit and get him his own custom directors chair hehehe

Mills - Portable solar chargers, high tech communications device, first aid kits, but also something sentimental like water proof locket that has photos of Koa and I in it~ (Something to remind him of his family whenever he's away from us <3 )

Matt - Geeky T-shirts, Tool sets, mini drones, portable chargers, and comic books (<- he feels like a comic book kinda guy hehe) Ronnie - classical horror movies, retro video games (uh ye Ronnie is lover of older games!), mystery books, and novelty mugs with funny pop culture references.

Flip - History books, music albums, personalized flask, and local art.

Paterson- high quality note books LOTS OF THEM because this man writes poetry as easily as breathing air, Fine pens like fountain pens <3, tickets to local events like poetry readings, live performances or art exhibitions! :D Also I would totally just MAKE Paterson something like a scarf in the winter time! ('cause I love to crochet!)

Phillip - Concert tickets, accessories like watches, sunglasses, designer wallets, I'd sign both of us up for improv classes because we're both witty and spontaneous lol

Jude - Books on relaxation and stress relief (My poor boy needs em), tickets to family friendly places like waterparks, kids museums and theme parks. Also camping stuff~!!

Adam - New wood working tools!, vintage clothes, fitness equipment like free weights and resistance bands, customized guitar since he knows how to play acoustic hhh, weird home decor as he's into that kinda stuff lol

Randy - A damn break LMAO KIDDDING! I'd get him a nice little desk plant, earbuds to tune out the assholes on starkiller base, a bunch of snacks and treats(bb deserves em)!

Caesar - and for the newest boyo! I'd get him wines, high end stationary, antique maps or historical documents, classic literature, and me… I'm a gift…please take me WHAT!? WHO SAID THAT!? COULDN'T BE ME!

[fictionallyinparadise]

Uhhh idk rambling about the f/os that source from Horror Games based on if I think I could play the game

Karl: I probably could play the game BUT I suck ass at games like RE:V and also would probably be SO gay watching his scenes In Person.

"The Pig"/Amanda: I suck at games like DBD but it'd be fun tbh.

Harvey: I absolutely would not be able to handle getting jumpscared and then cry over Harvey so probably not tbh. I love watching/listening to gameplay tho the game is beautiful

Nate: I can NOT handle the tense atmosphere of the game dude I got to like, 2 a.m. in FNAF2 and was perfectly FINE but I couldn't cope 😭

Miles: I could play the game absolutely but like some scares might get me. Also I'd cry about all the bullshit my boy goes through.

Abraham: If I choose to ignore the ending I absolutely could play the game lmao. Best part is I'm 90% sure I couldn't fuck up and get my babyboy killed sooo. We love to see it!

Itward and Paltronas: I would have a BLAST playing this game holy fuck I wanna play it so bad. I don't CARE that I've watched like so many different playthroughs!!! It's THAT good!!!

Glamrock Freddy: I think I could handle this game because it's less like the OGs in terms of like, atmosphere but still got stuff that could scare me so! Idk.

Allison and Tom: Idk I'm mixed. I like, haven't finished watching playthroughs of the game bc I lost interest in it?? Don't ask how they became f/os if I kept losing interest in the game I cannot explain.

Daniel: Probably? Idk how much horror is in his game though. Either way it'd be quirky.

HUNK: Same as Karl except I don't have to fight him (I think) but get to go "awooga train whistle heart eyes ba-dump ba-dump" the second he shows up.

V.I.C.: I could for like a few first days of the game but then I'd get overwhelmed by all the orders and maintaining shit?? But the game FUCKS so hard so I think I could get over it or get a strategy.

Luna: I absolutely couldn't like I'm too worried about my wife getting snatched by BITCHES. But I do love the investigation aspect of the game so if I ever did get the money to play it I'd just play the mode where it's just solving shit.

Lucas: Absolutely not I'm too stupid for the gameplay and I'd fucking scream seeing ANY jumpscare. Also the game is so fucking difficult I could not handle it.

Dana and Emma: I think I could but the SECOND that motherfucker rolls up with that music and shit I'd fucking lose it.

Colt: I suck at stealth but I think I could tbh. It's a type of style I'd love to play but like, I just suCK at stealth.

Rebecca: I would love to omg. The way the game is different for every player and playthrough LIKEEEE. On the other hand if like, the demons did some shit or I didn't notice the Mimic until too late I'd fucking lose it.

Eugene: No, which is on the entire basis that I am deeply afraid of spiders. Idc that it's a fuckign Spider Train I would freak the fuck out if I saw that fucking thing crawl at me.

Jeff: I mean I literally love playing the game so yeah absolutely <3. I can't fuCKING get past the floors after The Figure but that's because I panic and don't get in the closet.

John Doe: YESYEYSYESYEYS I would be soooo happy to play the game omg omg omg

Andrew: YES I love the game I love the style I love him and I just. It's fun.

Beastie: Fuck yeah. Except I'd purposely run at it because I love my sweet loud creacher. Also I love seeing how people animate it's jumpscares!!!

(I didn't include Pierce, Cat, and Green bc I play the games like really often. I did include Jeff bc I haven't played the game since it's been updated soo there's new things and I'm intimidated.)

[daincrediblegg]

Your F/o of the year was either Obi Wan or Max because we played the Quarry so many times

THE FACT THAT WE BOTH THOUGHT OF OUR QUARRY F/OS WHEN SENDING THESE LMAO but yeah fr I gotta admit I think Obi-Wan took the cake. He been sticking around in my head rent free since fucking May that says something (and honestly good for him that skrunkly jedi needs a hoe like me)

[guzmapkmn-archive]

Okay, so ... I don't feel too confident writing an f/o letter for you since I don't really know Oswald and I'm not too confident in writing Guzma, but I can try to think of something to help distract you!

Uhm ... tbh the only think I'm really thinking about is my own AUs, but that got me thinking--I'm pretty unfamiliar with your vampire AU, so what's it about? Like, does it stay set within the source's canon with just the vampire tweak? Or do you have some of your own unique lore for it?

If you don't feel like answering those questions right now, that's alright!! I'm just curious.

As for my own AUs ... the Pokémon one is basically living in my head given I've been playing Scarlet all day. I'm really happy that it's not as buggy as the videos made it out to be--there's certainly SOME visual things, but nothing gamebreaking. Aside from the one time it crashed, but eh.

I'm just thinking about the Pokémon Eva and Roland would have! Still trying to settle which types they primarily use, and I'm thinking Eva's grass/normal/fairy rotation is pretty solid. It's just Roland giving me trouble, now--I love him having dark and dragon types, but also steel and rock? But the new Tauros is fighting, so that just throws something else into the mix. Maybe he's just that diverse in his team building.

Anyway, I know this got a bit long ... but I really hope this helps you feel even a little better!! I'm sorry I couldn't write a letter ... I just don't want to write your f/os out of character.

~ librarian-lover 📖

ahh thats totally ok!! i appreciate the thought and the ask :]

OKOK vampire au is probably the au i have with the most thought out world building, though it still isnt much LOL just bc its not set in typical canon got.ham.

so the basis of this au is the entirety of got.ham is ruled by vampires, and there's multiple who have claimed their own districts to run. most of the ones in charge keep some humans as like. pets. i dont have a better word for it LOL but they still coexist.

the pax penguina is like a blood drive slash draft where every month a number of healthy adults are randomly chosen to give blood, so they're not like hunted on the streets for food. umm. i kinda stole some of this from an Adult Vampire Webtoon so. if anyone knows it just pretend this doesnt sound familiar ok.

anyway ryan is just Some Guy who gets involved with the wrong people and eventually gets captured by oswald who turns him into his pet, tho as they become closer he starts treating ryan more as his equal and then gay stuff happens etc etc

AND OOOOOH P.OKEMON AU... love that. ive tried to come up with one but i got nothing. i need all my aus to have lore i cant just slap mattwald into the universe i need a story </3 and ohhh assigning p.okemon is so hard theres just so many of them... i have trouble assigning p.okemon to my own s/is in universe LMAO

im glad ur enjoying scarlet!! i dont have either of them and idk if i will end up gettng them but i might watch some videos eventually!! it seems fun :]

[rosalynnpup]

꧁⊱♡⊰ ‿︵‿୨ FEB 2024 F/O SHIP CHALLENGE ୧‿︵‿ ⊱♡⊰꧂

Day 10: F/Os Q&A! Answering some questions about my F/Os!

︵‿︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵‿︵ Q&A ︵‿︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵‿︵

♡ - Favorite ship?: I have so many that I love!!! If I had to chose, I wouldn't be able to pick between ElectricAngel (Denki) or SecretPassions (Sanji). They are my longest running ships and the ones I always go back to no matter what! ♡ - Comfort Ship?: Definitely GlitchedAttraction (Sun, Moon, & Eclipse)! They are already such comforting characters for me and I love thinking about the care they would give me if I needed comforting. ♡ - Ship with the oldest character?: Teeeeeeechnically ChaoticButterflies (Discord) because he is imortal and has been around for thousands of years, but if we are talking about having a TRUE AGE, that's LoveBites (Astarion) at the ripe ol age of 239! ♡ - Ship with the youngest character?: Again, technically two. Since MHA takes place in the past tense, ElectricAngel (Denki) is 15 - 17 during the story being told, but is much older due to the fact that Deku is already the world's #1 hero. So taking that into account, PassionateMurders (Kizami Yuuya) is the youngest at 17. (Disclaimer: I have loved both characters since I was a teen myself (14-16). Characters don't age with us. It's sad but true. I still love them the same way I use to and I will not stop loving them just because they are in perpetual age hell.) ♡ - Most out of place ship?: LMAO it's absolutely AngelicStars (Sir Pentious). Hands down. ♡ - Ship with the most angst?: AngelicStars (Sir Pentious), LoveBites (Astarion), LabCoats45 (Rick Sanchez), and SecretPassions (Sanji) all have their own types of angst and all are equally heart breaking. ♡ - Least spoken about ship?: StarGazing (Stolas). I need to show this one more love, but I get nervous. ♡ - Obscure Ships?: PassionateMurders (Kizami Yuuya 'Corpse Party'), Roses&Thorns (Garry 'Ib'), and MerchantKisses (Zacharie 'OFF')! All from old pixel horror games that I have not met a lot of people who have played them.

꧁⊱♡⊰ ︵‿୨ F/O SHIP CHALLENGE DAY 10 OVER ୧‿︵ ⊱♡⊰꧂

[the-silent-hashira]

SPIDER WEB, for the ask game?

SPIDER WEB - How intertwined would you say you and your partners lives are?

that depends! i know some of them are far more attached than others.

Cross? Cross could go weeks without talking to me and then send me a 10 page letter about everything hes been doing and seeing, maybe a few little pictures here and there. he probably wouldnt talk about me much, and i dont care about what he does out there because i know that he loves me. we do work for the same organization, but our relationship isnt something many know about.

Clef probably could go a few days, he would talk about me occasionally but if you pointed out how much he did it he would make an effort to not talk about me as much. he likes being private, unless hes actually with me. again, work together, but some people very much notice his attachment to me.

GHB... he talks about me a lot, he likes getting my advice on things, and often will make the excuse of 'lemme ask my matesprit- he says no.' without messaging me at all. he values my opinions and wants me involved in the things hes doing. cant really go without working for the Highblood when youre a purple, and he is obvious, so everyone knows. (i like fucking with people though by making it a jumpscare)

Lucifer couldn't go a few hours without feeling sad that im not there. he will probably skip or cut meetings short if he misses me too much, he'll ask me for advice on many things and will often beg me to join him for things. if you didnt know i was married to him, you are either under a rock, new here, or just an idiot.

I feel like nobody would know Ozma even has a partner, full separation from his public life and i respect that as long as he still cares about me.

Bob is like Lucifer, hes a lost puppy and since i share him with my girlfriend if one of us wasnt around he could deal, but he starts getting sad after a while. plus, without me hes basically stuck in the house or he might genuinely get arrested and/or kill someone and get caught. nobody would really know about us and Bob, but thats because we do that on purpose. he is a wanted murderer after all.

Wally would love to involve me in anything, but i honestly like it when he pays more attention to my girlfriend since we share him too. everyone knows, its very clear.

Ozzie and Fizz are up. my. ass. if they get the chance it is puppy dog eyes. please pay me attentions. would talk about me if given the chance and will sometimes make situations where they can. kinda funny that most of my Hazbin/Helluva f/os are just straight up dependent on me most of the time lmao.

recently started shipping with Valentino, who would probably never involve me with work but likes being seen with me. its good for publicity, and he kinda values my opinions because i dont take his shit and can throw back just as much as he gives me. could be mistaken for coworkers or just fwb.

Diavolo and Satan... Diavolo would talk about me pretty frequently im sure, he gets excited when people ask him about any relationships he might have, and likes asking me what i think and being seen with me.

Satan and i like doing things together, and admittedly i really like doing silly things like going to plays and pretending to be in a mystery novel sometimes.

with Diavolo they would probably know because he would just say 'did you know my girlfriend, Uriel, says-' and Satan doesnt really talk about me but thats because he wants me to himself(and begrudgingly shares with Diavolo)

and recently i decided id say something about it, but i also ship with Eda, Lilith, and Belos/Philip from The Owl House. of which im not sure yet, but i know that none of them would necessarily talk about me much since my s/i with them is a fucking recluse that also hates being talked about in general so thats more a boundary on my side. my Belos/Philip is also way different from canon so 😅

wow this became long but this question interested me and i hadnt really thought about my impact on some of their lives honestly.

[wired-heartbeats]

thanks a lot for talking about Oz ! you two are a cool duo !! may i ask where i can play his game? it seems quite interesting!!

i love you two's dynamic, btw, and he definitely appreciates your presence in their life!!

Oh man I’m ALWAYS down to talk about any of my F/Os, no matter the type! I’m a big fan of rambling it’s quite fun lol, thank you so much for asking!!

There are currently two, almost three, games in the series with the same general premise. “Multiplayer dating game” except you can totally play it single player and half the time there’s so many shenanigans and fun rng plotlines to choose from that you forget it’s a stat-based dating game most of the time.

You don’t need to play them in order by any means (in fact, the second game even has an option to turn off references to the first if you don’t want spoilers or haven’t played it). But they’re all on steam and the Nintendo Switch store (if it’s elsewhere, I don’t know lol). The first one that released is Monster Prom (and it’s DLC Monster Prom; Second Term), and the second game is called Monster Camp! There’s going to be a third game in the series soon here called Monster Roadtrip, it’s got a demo out right now and I think it’s releasing by the end of the year! I’m very excited lmao

Thank you! ^w^, if you do play the games, I hope you have fun! Oh yeah, don’t forget to glance at the settings and content stuff! There’s def a lot of references to things like drugs, alcohol, sex, murder, etc but it’s in a lighthearted played-for comedy way, but it IS still there so I feel the need to warn lol

[apple-ships]

3,4,6,8, and 11? :3c

HEHE THANKS FOR ALL THE NUMBERS ILY :D

I'd add pictures to these but I'm too ashamed of some of these answers to have their faces right there on my blog hohoho so these posts get to be uggy and text heavy~

3. Who has stuck around the longest?

WELL FUNNY YOU ASK THAT NOWWWW because now that I'm watching Naruto again I think that makes Gaara the one that I've had for the longest that's still stuck around to this day ! GOD he was like.... one of my first strong f/os, and probably my first f/o from anime?? I was obsessed with him lmaO if someone asks I'll talk about the dream story with him it's kinda funny-

4. Who’s the persistent little crush that just WON’T go away no matter how much you want them to?

lkajkljsdkjlfs well considering my tag for him is "The Stubborn Crush That Just Won't Go Away" I'm OBLIGATED to say Kurapika. I like..... I don't even feel super strongly about him anymore ajsdKLJSF but whenever I see him on screen i'm like awawawawawawa

6. Who is from the /source material/ you’re most ashamed of?

I answered this in the last ask but juuuuust for you I'll pick another one~ ❤ I don't have a lot of shame for a lot of things, but I might maybe have a little bit of a weird messed up crush on Strade from a game that I'm NOT gonna say the name of and I'm gonna encourage people to not look up eheheh explore at your own risk;;; I played it because I was in a server that was like "ANY talk of this game is banned from this server because its content is horrible and disgusting" and I was, of course, immediately like "OHOHO WHATS THIS" and downloaded it. ANDDDD I ended up liking it a BIT more than I wanted to OOPSIES

8. Who are you crushing on just because they’re pretty?

Oh I have MANY but Illumi from Hunter x Hunter for SURE, literally the only reason he's on my list is because he's pretty;; I can barely even come up with a dating scenario for him because he's such an emotionless asshole sdlksdjkldjlsjkl

I'd also say Deidara but he's not JUST pretty hehe he's ALSO a very lovable shithead ❤ There's a lottt of people I could throw in this list that are just crushes, but I'm keeping it to f/os unless someone asks this question again because I'll crush on ANY pretty anime boy i s2g-

11. If you put all your fictional crushes in a battle royale together, who would win?

OK I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE-

All the humans without powers are out immediately, which leaves my HxH f/os, my Naruto f/os, my robot f/os and Alastor, who's his own category (Sorry Pearl you're out too, she'd last longer than the humans but crushing a rock isn't that hard either 😭). Gaara would beat out Kite and Kurapika so they're out too, he'd also be able to crush the robots SORRY GUYSSSS;; Illumi mostly fights using other people and in the case of a battle royale with all my f/os there's only like .... 12 bodies he could manipulate, so he's out too. Gaara and Deidara fought in canon and Deidara won, but that's mostly because he had the upper hand in that situation and I THINK in a more even battle Gaara would win, so there's that. SO it comes down to Gaara and Alastor, and that COMPLETELY depends on whether Alastor's powers work outside of Hell. Which I'm not sure of 👀 So it's either Gaara or Alastor cast ya votes!

[rosesloveletters]

Depending on what asks you've already received, for the most recent ship ask can I get ALL of the questions for any F/Os you wanna discuss?🥺💖

Erika!!! Thank you so much darling I love you and thank you for asking for all of them I?🥺🥺 Since I had a lot of these answered prior to this ask, I just filled in the rest of the unanswered questions and left them here within the body of this ask. I hope that is alright with you💖 Thank you again for asking, darling, I hope you are well & safe. I love you so much!!!

Butterscotch: What’s your go-to date night idea with your f/o?

You know me, I am extremely easy to please whenever it comes to simple date-night ideas. I love to stay in, mostly because I am an introvert and going out takes a lot of energy out of me; just lying in bed curled up with J and Pat while we watch one of my favorite shows is the best way to spend any night. I don’t ever expect them to spend money on me (J would happily take anything for me), but whenever we go out I cannot keep Patrick from breaking out the big bucks. 

If we go out, we rarely go to a ‘fancy’ restaurant and we don’t do reservations; Patrick likes to play a little game where we go to our preferred place around dinnertime and if the wait is too long and we can’t get in at a reasonable time, we drive around to different places and wherever there’s a reasonable wait is where we will eat. Pat is very spontaneous and likes to leave our plans open and subject to change; he knows I am not too comfortable with this (especially if I am hungry lol) and so he won’t go on like this too often, but it is cute to see how excited he gets at the prospect of having to change up our plans a little bit. Inevitably, Patrick is like me and he can get quite irritable when he’s hungry and he often snaps at J if things get on his nerves a bit too much. 

I haven’t ever been to a bar with Pat; I feel like it wouldn’t really be my scene, but I’d love to see what happens to any guy who might try to flirt with me (not that anyone would lol yikes.) Places like that make me slightly uncomfortable but it would be alright with Patrick, I suppose. I would obviously want to be with someone I trust. 

I am perfectly content to remain in my home and spend the night cuddling with my loves; we don’t need to go out in order to have fun because we are all most comfortable in each other’s company. 

Candy Buttons: Who’s the more affectionate one?

Between Pat and I it is difficult to say; we are both very affectionate. J has been known to take a passive attitude towards physical affection and lets us come to him when we are wanting his attention. 

My favorite time I get to spend with Pat is at bedtime and our bodies are pressed so tightly together as we share warmth and fall asleep tangled up in each other. 

Caramel Corn: Who gets jumpy while you watch scary movies?

Obviously me. I haven’t ever watched a scary movie with J and Pat (only the Halloween series and those don’t bother me too badly.) I have seen a lot of horror movies fro someone who cannot tolerate them at all lmao. I’ll be watching through my fingers and looking away at all the jump-scares. 

J would laugh, utterly unfazed by the television screen, and say “I’ll show ya somethin’ much, ahh, scarier than that, sweets.”

Meanwhile I would probably be cowering against Pat’s side and hiding my face in a pillow while Pat rubs my back and tries to comfort me until he would inevitably turn it off so as not to traumatize me completely. 

Scottie Dogs: Do you and your f/o keep any pets together? What are they?

No, we do not have any pets related to our own dynamic. Patrick and I would love to get a fish, but we have not quite worked out the logistics of that idea yet. 

J is being kept completely in the dark on our ideas because every time we bring up getting a pet, he starts telling us we should get “a snake or a scorpion or something interesting.” 

Chocolate Pretzel: Who’s the big spoon, and who’s the little spoon?

I’ve answered this question lots already, so I’m just going to stick to a short answer this time: we do not sleep in designated positions at night since we are all restless sleepers to a certain degree. Pat and J will take turns spooning me, depending on which side I lay on and for how long, but whenever we all are asleep, anything goes lol. 

Jawbreaker: Do you have any angst written about you and your f/o?

I have a few angst pieces that are specifically based upon ideas from my self-ship with J. ‘Once in Twenty Lifetimes’ which can be found on my masterlist is about the most angst-ridden piece I have currently posted that was written baed on our self-ship. I have a couple of other self-ship angst pieces that are on my laptop (not posted on tumblr anymore) but I could not say how many. 

For Patrick, my piece ‘Illicit Affairs’ is somewhat based off of our self-ship and I absolutely hate that piece but needed to write it at the time. It makes me sick to my stomach listen to the song ever since I wrote that; I was always uncomfortable with that song since I’ve experienced that kind of pain within my real life, but I made it worse by writing it with my favorite character. I don’t have any other angst written about Patrick, I don’t believe. If I do, it is in my personal folder on my laptop. 

Maple Candy: Who wakes up first? You, or your f/o?

We all usually wake up around the same time, or at least Pat and I do. As long as the bed is still warm, my silly Aussie is not getting up; he will lay there and snooze as long as I am there with him. He is stubborn and will stay in the bed until I wake up, which is honestly adorable. 

J often wakes up early (if he sleeps any the night before) and will go about his day until we wake. He will not bother us, but once the sun has come up and it is officially morning, J deems it safe enough for him to leave us to our peaceful slumbering. He does not like to leave us vulnerable while we sleep, but during the day when he is alert and active, it is less necessary for him to remain in the bed with us. 

Atomic Fireball: Who’s the more protective one in your self ship?

I think J and Pat both vie for this title on a daily basis, however I am getting to the point where I am wanting to protect them more and more, for all they have done for me. I think it is safe to say that we are all equally protective of each other and that there isn’t much we would not do for the other, given the circumstances. 

questions listed from the list of candy themed self-shipping asks

[that-fictional-dad]

There has been more and more talk on my dash of this community not being inclusive enough. I would like to say a couple things, I am a trans man on the arospec and I’m Nuerodivergent. I more than welcome nonbinary folx and POC to add to this if there's something I miss or couldn’t be as detaied about! I’m mainly trying to start of conversation. Sorry for any typos I’m on my own out here with my issues lmao.

I'm going to start this post by tagging blogs I know of that do masc and non gendered content. @fictionalloversclub @mascxreaders and my blog @not-that-girl-imagines

I do agree, and while I am a huge advocate for "Write for you but warn and tag" which does apply to pronouns. We are still, in fandom as a whole, assuming fandoms are only made up of women who are straight, cis, allo*1, thin and white.

I've often seen people claiming they don't know how to write from a different point of view. So under the cut I'm going to list some ways to make language more neutral you can take the advice or not but there are lots of ways to just “degender” and vague imagines and once you get into a habit of it it's very easy! You don't have to change the entire imagine. You can keep up your storyline 9/10.

I’ve broken this into two sections. gender and appearance. Would love if someone took over this post with a some disability stuff! Also, if anyone who’s nonbinary has any corrections and is willing to make them, I will step aside and let them take the wheel!

Gender:

Crash course in They/Them

She/he was looking for his/her book. -> “They were looking for their book.”

Did you find his/her/their book?

Did you give him/her/them the book?

I’ve read so many fics and things the felt neutral only to get slapped in the face with “she/girl/etc” near the end and a lot of the time it’s pretty avoidable.

"You're the most beautiful girl in the world."/"They thought she was the most beautiful girl in the the world." -> "You're beautiful."/"They thought they were the most beautiful thing in the world"

“The girl I love.” -> “The one/person I love.”

For nickname preferences most pet names aren’t gendered and it’s easy to add both for the ones that are! “Princess” -> “Princess/Prince” Neutral pet names include: babe, baby, sweetheart/sweetie, darling, muffin, honey, sweetroll, muffin.

Appearence Complements: Attractive, lovely, easy on the eyes, stunning, cute. [I am admittedly not as good at complements, so others feel free to add to this!]

Apparence:

“They wrapped their arms around your tiny waist.” -> “They set their hands on your waist.”/”They wrapped their arms around your waist.” If you really want detail, put the detail into the action, not the reader. “They placed their strong hands firmly and surely on your waist.”

Avoid overly describing hair at all. You can play with someone's hair even if it's very short. Some of my f/os often have a buzzcut and I had an IRL boyfriend with really thick curls but I can still run my hand over their hair and give them affection that way.

It's easier in English than you think to adjust even the most gendered of things. I've actually read some pregnancy imagines that never once used a pronoun and I don’t think it was on purpose. Which has been great for a trans guy like me who is interested in having kids using my own anatomy! [But a lot of people aren’t comfortable with that in general, so please put a warning for that kind of stuff!]

Allo is short for “Alloromantic” or “Allosexual” meaning people who do not fall into either the asexual or aromantic spectrums. Simmilar to how Cisgender/Cis is to Transgender/Trans.

[menshusband]

\\ this is a bit long. skip to the end if you do not want to read it all!

i love Cloudy because with him i would be free to keep a straight face, which others consider “unhappy”, and because i relate to him.

i love Joker because he thinks that what happened to him will happen to anyone who does not smile. not that he cares about others, but since i am in his life, he does anything possible to make me smile without a knife.

i love Bane because he knows what sufferance is, and has a kind heart, thus he would do anything to protect me.

i love Arthur because he is mature and serious, but has an awesome humour at the right moment, always. he would help me focus when there is need to, and laugh when i am down.

i love Benji because he is a technology genius. because he plays videogames and chews a gum during work, yet he is responsible. he is a bit nervous, but i do not blame him considering his job. he would try to keep me out of his work business, “it is too dangerous. i cannot tell you. and then itʼs top secret!11!!” ...but he would give up either to my puppy eyes or my stubbornness. he is definitely a bit underrated, too.

i love Chuck because he is fast. i am a pretty slow person, and i get called out quite a lot because of it. but he would tell me that it is alright, and he would take me on his back and show me what it is like to go that fast. if i liked it, he would help me become faster; if not, he would just let me have some rides every now and then. ... and then he is a dork.

i love Fred because he would make me laugh at any time of the day, in any way possible. he would have success 9/10 times. that one time i would not stop crying, he would just hold me and tell me comfort words, and tell George to shut up.

i love Hermes because he is really caring, friendly, chilled out, always has the right words, and he is fast. he would help me trip on my own tongue less, and would slow down his talking when he sees i am not getting much. he would give me a ride flying at an insane speed, just to be very unfunny because he knows i do not like heights. but he knew that i would like it and that would help me overcome my fear.

i love L because he is a very smart boy. he would help me stop lying completely, even for the small things. not that i usually lie - i actually hate lying - but i do not always tell the whole truth.

i love Lumière because he is romantic. i am not really much, so he would just be the nicest man on earth and offer me to dance, take me to beautiful places in Paris and to stargazing at night. and then he would also teach me french.

i love Marshall Mellow because, although he is shy, this never ever stops him from bringing to an end all of his orders, or anything he starts at all, whatever it takes. he would protect me in any way possible and take care of me.

i love Peter because he is fragile. because he needs to be taken care of, and i want to. i want to help him. because he has a trauma, and it will take him time to overcome it. and i want to be by his side all the way through it. i want to be his comfort anchor for when he wakes up from a nightmare, and he looks for something real to cling on in his bed. i want to help him understand it was not his fault, any of it, and that the spirits are finally gone. that he is safe, with me.

i love Sherlock because he is not an easy one. he has his very own way to think, to act, and i love it. i would do anything he would ask me to, and he would teach me all the things he knows - which are a lot. when he would catch a criminal and we would be home, he would feel guilty not to thank me for my help - even if small; and despite his bad skills in showing affection, he would call me and gimme a kiss on my forehead to thank me.

i love Stanley because he has been through a lot. kind of same story as Peter, but Stan is a bit stronger. i want to help him understand that he is safe now, that IT is gone, and will never come back. that none of that was his fault, and that his life still has got much for him.

i love Timon because he tries his best. he is a free spirit, yet he tries to adapt to his herd lifestyle. he tries to explain kindly why he thinks that he is not where he wants to be, and he always tries to fix his mistakes; yet everyone always sees him under a bad light. i relate to him in a way.

i love tin man because he is kind hearted and extremely caring. he is sensitive and, although he might not be the bravest, he never steps back when it comes to help someone.

i love Tulio because he is realistic. he is rational and always looks for a possible way out of things. he would help me solve my problems and teach me how to be down to earth and think quicker. he is very lucid, and despite how much he is attached to gold, he is always able to listen to his “little voice inside his head” and do the right thing. he is not insensitive.

i love Tschakko because he is brave. he is pretty smart in his own way, and protective as well. he is respectful towards women and always ready to attack someone or use dynamite, even when unnecessary. he would probably try to soften and not to yell as much as he could when i am around, knowing it startles me, but still would give me - kinder - orders to help me not to be too lazy.

i love Marvin because he is literally crazy. he is also really precise. he would definitely teach me how to use a gun and, as opposed to Benji, he would have no problem involving me in whatever his friends and he get caught into. does not mean he does not care about me– as soon as i get hurt, he will go insane and.. yeah.

i love Mickey because he!! is!! my!! childhood!!

i love Miguel because he has a big heart. he is a very human person, and a dreamer, which i really admire; not many people are able to. i love his way of thinking and how he stands for justice always, no matter what.

i love Ryuk because... because?? this is pretty hard to answer lol. he is funny, and.. a shinigami. i know he cares about me and would definitely have a crush on me at some point, but i frankly do not know how far he would go to defend me. but, i do know that he would be interested in anything i do during the day, both as human and as me myself, and would want to know what i want to do with the Death Note.

i love scarecrow because he is damn smart. that is it.

i appreciate Bobo because he is an adorable dork!! he might get annoying sometimes, but i would love to take care of him and patiently explain him everything. ... however, cannot deny that seeing him getting slapped upside the head by Tschakko or Cloudy would crack me up a LOT.

i appreciate Cooky because he cares about the others health!!! he always cooks healthy meals for them and does not want them to skip a meal. he is also a bit smarter than the others, sooo, a tiny bit less irritating..? lmao.

i appreciate Ralphy because he is so neat!!! Sunny is right, he is very nice!! his attempts to be a dwarf in the beginning were so adorable! i am glad his dreams came true and that he got to be a dwarf!!!

i appreciate Speedy because he is hilarious. despite he is a bit slow, i cannot say word to it, because i myself am! and then, he tries his best to stay behind others and help, which is nice.

i appreciate Sunny because he is solar, and always tries to light up everyoneʼs day. he always sees the bright side of everything, which i am.. almost never able to, so he would definitely help me a lot with that.

i appreciate CASE because IT IS SO ADORABLY SMART AND GREAT

i appreciate TARS because IT IS SO ADORABLY FUNNY AND BRAVE

i appreciate the Cheshire Cat because. he is a damn fluff ball, i would love to hug him all day. he is the cutest and obnoxiously clever.

i appreciate Gumball because he is just ridiculous, in a loving way!! he is the best when it comes to dumbassary and thus make me laugh. i am happy i consider him my brother :)

i appreciate Darwin because he is a bit more rational and sensitive, and without him, Gumball would probably be dead a long time ago. although sometimes they might keep me out of their “boys business”, i love seeing them sharing their unique bond.

i appreciate B. B. because he.. alright, give me a second. i ran out of words lmao. i appreciate the fact that he is vegetarian! and i love the brother bond he has with Cyborg. i am glad to think they would involve me in their nerdy projects. also, he would totally let me have a ride on whichever animal i would like hehe.

i appreciate Raven because she is so cool!!! i always wanted her to be my sister. i have always admired her rationality and intelligence. and then!! she is daughter of a demon!! she has super cool powers!! WHAT!!!

i appreciate Cyborg because he is neat!! he would let me watch him fix or create any technology piece he comes up with, and try to include me as much as he can in any project or event that is up!

i appreciate Robin because he tries his best to be a good leader for everyone. he tries to be responsible and focus on saving the city when the others do not! he is not very patient as a leader, but i cannot blame him. i myself am a bit too irascible at times.

i appreciate Starfire because, despite she might look a bit dumb, she is just a nice, pretty princess. she is sensitive and cares a lot about the others, and enjoys living on earth, which i am glad of! she has made enormous progresses since when she came here, considering she was already a teen when she arrived. and then, she has super cool powers too!!!

of course there are many more reasons why i like my f/os, but letʼs just say these are the “mains”.

i have made this long, long post not only because i wanted to give at least a reason per f/o, but also because i wanted to give you all a help. this is a good exercise for you and your f/os both, especially when you feel like you are not very close to them. try to say why you love them, or why you have fallen for them first, and try to include something they would do for/with you. this can help!

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

*breaks down your door* ELSA or NOCHSLAN

HEAR ME OUT… BOTH…

What made me like them

-Elsa honestly just struck me at first. When I first saw Frozen years ago, right when it came out, what made me like her was that I just felt close to her. In the start I felt really connected to her, because how she was so scared of hurting her family and how she isolated herself felt close to home. But the movie went on and little me started to really admire her. At the end when she started to let people in I looked up to that so much, and wished I could be like that too, be strong and take that step to let more people into my life. Also, a silly thing but ice powers definitely helped, lol. I hadn’t realized I was bi yet at the time but I was highkey having;;; bi thoughts about walking in the snow with Elsa… having fun playing it and giving her a kiss… which made me like her a whole lot because it gave me the warm fuzzies.

-Nochslan’s hard to pinpiont because, well, I created him (seeing as he’s my OC) so I’ve seen him through every step of the process as he’s developed as a character. Not just the present point, unlike a lot of other f/os I have. But I honestly think that may have been part of it. Since I know him so well, and I really understand him in a way that nobody else really can- since they haven’t witnessed that development and don’t know everything about him- so I felt this connection to him. The lovey-dovey feelings probably came from the fact that 1) he’s a demon. I am a simple lady. I see demons, I 99.9% wanna smooch 2) super confidence, live and die for the aesthetic, which is My Type©

My favorite thing about them

-I love!!!!! Her voice!!!!! So much!!!!!! I know it’s silly and dumb but I love her voice, I love hearing her sing, I love hearing her speak, I just love love love it!!!!! I could listen to my lovely queen forever and ever ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ I also love how she has this sort of serene air about her so much of the time. She has her fears of course, but something about Elsa feels so… calm, I suppose. Almost ‘homelike’, as in you feel like you’re at home just by being near her. So I love that just as much.

-Oof this is hard, but as weird as it is… I honestly love his confidence. The hint of smugness, even. It makes him a punchable man but darn it- I’ll be damned if it doesn’t turn me into a puddle. Just thinking of his tone, the hint of a smirk as he goes “You really think you could escape this place?” to the protagonist of the story he’s in… just… GFFFFGGFGFGGFGGFGFFGTFTG ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ I can’t even begin to describe it I just spontaneously combust.

Nicknames we have for each other

(I kinda lumped pet names in with this one because I’m a sucker lmao)

-Elsa likes to use just my name usually, she says that she loves it and the sound of it in general, but she does call me “snowflake”, “snowdrop”, and “bunny” every so often! Other favourites are “dear” or “darling”. I like calling her “my queen/my snow queen”, but I’ve also taken to calling her “Elle”/“El” as a short version of “Elsa”. She blushed the first time I said it ^///^

-Nochslan tends to call me “moondrop”, “my queen” “my dearest”, “my fair one”- things like that. I typically call him “my king”, “my demon” (in a teasing fashion 90% of the time lol) “darling”, “dear” or “Noch” for short.

A headcanon of our relationship/friendship

-Whenever I feel down, she’ll use her powers to cheer me up somehow. Be it a little snow flurry, making something out of snow and/or ice, or just doing something I can watch, it’s her go to. She knows snow holds a special place in my heart, so she makes the most of that by bringing it right to me.

-Nochslan gives me… a lot of presents. Too many presents, all the time, whenever possible. He doesn’t really get how love works so his go to is “uhhh I think I’m supposed to give presents to impress you”. A funny thing is, though, you’d never know he’s unsure of it on the outside because he’s a smooth bastard. Always saying things like “I brought you this diamond, but it pales in comparison to your beauty, my fair one” and it FREAKING KILLS ME even though I’m thinking “Noch you have no idea how relationships work, do you honeypie?”

My favorite image of them

OOF THAT’S HARD BUT;;; Probably one of these images of Elsa (I CAN’T PICK-) and this one of Noch;

Anything else!

-While Elsa and I are engaged, not yet married (still making plans on that front and thinking of a date) back when she was in charge of Arindelle I was basically referred to and acted as “the second queen” anyways lol. Some people referred to us as ‘fire and ice’ too because she tends to wear blue and white while I often wear red and black.

-Nochslan loves hearing me sing, even if I get really nervous about it. He says he finds the sound soothing, and likes it when I sing gentle songs. Since he’s proficient in playing many different instruments too, Nochslan tends to offer to play a song for me if I do the vocals.