In wonderland, Edward possesses Magnus’s body. They don’t get the body back. If Taako had given Magnus the flaming poisoning raging sword of doom like Magnus wanted at the beginning of the arc, EDWARD would have gotten it. Taako accidentally saved their damn lives by being a dick.
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Ngl since the collectors true form reveal I can't think of anything else but teaching him earth games to play like Snap and happy families and Uno and Monopoly, Picturica, and human playground games like bulldog or taking him 'on a bear hunt' or climbing trees and just urg I wanna little brother the shit outta him like hello yes baby o'clock ur my little brother now I wanna show u games and tell you its okay if you don't wanna play a game anymore cause you're not having fun and ur getting frustrated and that's okay we all sometimes don't like games and get mad especially it we're losing its really infuriating sometimes but that's okay let me know and we can stop whenever so you don't need to feel overwhelmed and ill tell you a secret my family never finished a game of monopoly yup never, so I've never won a game of monopoly either and that's okay and I'll pick you up to carry you away to sit and be calm and we could have an apple juice together and a little snackie sandwich and when ur tired and sleepy (if the collector even gets sleepy(lmao I know I will eventually)) ill pick you up and take you to bed and ready you a silly little earth bed time story and tuck you in and go to sleep myself.
Like that's a whole ass baby and like wow big sibling instinct kicking in HARD
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momotani jirou is everything he has a stupid costume he brings rocks to fights his actual henshin gadget is loud as fuck he's been training to become a hero since he was a kid because the voice in his head told him to he thinks useless team members should be executed-
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i think johnny lost a really big opportunity when he didn't fuck Daniel on that one episode he showed up to his doorstep looking like this:
LIKE WHERE IS THE COBRA KAI IDEOLOGY WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT HUH JOHNNY??? WHERE'S THE STRIKE FIRST???
a twink on your doorstep looking this good and waiting for you... a once in a lifetime experience
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me finally leaving the house for the first time in 17 months: walter white is an icon & all but she will NEVER upstage aang as THEE bald tv protagonist of all time and that’s the tea
random stranger standing 6 feet away from me minding her business admiring a painting (we are at a museum): im sorry..... are you... are you talking to me????
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librarian!geralt who's very gruff and standoffish, but he knows the system like no one's business and can find any book you're looking for. outgoing, sun-shiney jaskier who walks into geralt's library one day to finally pay some overdue fines, gets one look at geralt, and instantly decides that this is it, he MUST get to know this man, perhaps even get him to fall in love.
over the course of his attempts to crack geralt's stony facade, however, jaskier comes to a realization-- geralt isnt cold and angry like everyone thinks, he's /painfully/ shy. and it just makes jaskier that much more determined to get to know him, behind all those walls he's put up
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fun new ice breaker just dropped : you witness kazimir brutally beat someone to death in any verse but he just drops the body when he sees you and gives an awkward little wave.
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