#Hell I was going to make him illiterate until I remembered he canonically wrote letters

[meanbossart]

A couple of people have (reasonably) assumed that, in the mean-girls picture, the ladies must be speaking elvish. Many of the same people have helpfully informed me that Gale very likely knows elvish very well. With that said, I would like to make it extremelly clear that DU Drow absolutely does not understand a lick of Elvish and will gladly nag Gale to his back, side, and face in full and clear Common.