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calmthefrontdoor · 2 months

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What if Everyone Had a Normal Job and Just Played D&D Together on the Weekends AU

Hera is the panicked DM

Kepler (Aasimar Oath of Conquest Paladin) and Jacobi (Halfling Artillerist Artificer) are having a macho pissing contest

Maxwell (Elven School of Enchantment Wizard) and Lovelace (Tiefling Mastermind Rogue) are actually strategizing and putting a plan together

Hilbert (Lizardfolk Knowledge Domain Cleric) and Eiffel (College of Eloquence Bard) are having a rules debate that will be absolutely meaningless in 2 turns

and Minkowski (Dwarven Battlemaster Fighter) is not so patiently waiting for her turn

#also yes Lovelace CAN give the Help action as her bonus action because that is a subclass feature of the Mastermind Rogue #I was halfway through when I drew this and knowing what I know now I would make Lovelace a Changeling and Jacobi a Goblin #Jacobi is only a halfling because he gets to reroll those nat 1s and NOT because he's 'just a lil guy' no matter what Maxwell says #I had Sarnax in mind from Legend of Avantris Curse of Strahdanya where his heals fucking hurt when I thought of Hilbert being a cleric #Dmitri would have been DM when they started bc he was the only one who played before but he made a comment about being a forever DM so #Hera took on the mantle. Sometimes he'll do one-shots with innocent silly sounding premises and everyone ends up genuinely traumatized #i was gonna make this a bit neater and color it but then I got really lazy and no longer felt like figuring out perspective #wolf 359 #hera #warren kepler #daniel jacobi #alana maxwell #isabel lovelace #doug eiffel #alexander hilbert #dmitri volodin #renee minkowski

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