#Hotdogs are sandwiches btw don’t @ me

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The surgical team at St. Bonaventure has, what they affectionately call, The List. The List is on each of their phones, and it is a list of every single topic that they absolutely cannot, should not, and will not bring up during work hours. This was implemented after Claire and Jared spent fifteen minutes arguing about whether or not some actor deserved some award for some tv show. Melendez was so sick of hearing about it that he banned them from talking about it anymore. And before too long he began to ban more things that were distracting, and it got to be so many that they all had to keep track of it in their notes. And every time someone says or does something against The List, they’re immediately shut down, usually by Shaun, who responds to their breach by shoving his phone in their face.

It’s an expansive list that goes on and on. Claire can’t talk about the newest episode of The Bachelor on Tuesdays, and it’s forbidden to ask whether a hotdog is a sandwich or a taco because that had sparked a five minute controversy. Jared isn’t allowed to sing the Wherenberg theme song because he sings it wrong, and it annoys both Melendez and Shaun to no end. It’s on The List that Shaun can’t call Melendez arrogant anymore, but he still does anyway, so it’s kind of pointless. But it’s just as fair, because Shaun had asked if they could put ‘Melendez can’t be rude or grumpy to his students’ on The List and it had been vetoed.

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➹ PROMPT LIST [ 200 ] ➷

200 prompts-ish for 200 followers ( event closes on 3/27/21! )

fandoms: boku no hero academia + haikyuu!! rules are here 

rules: pick one trope, up to two dialogue prompts, genre is optional, and for formatting, if you don’t write it, i’ll do whatever i think fits best! anything works, bby, go for whatever you’d like!

to clarify for song prompts: i usually just base my ideas off of the song instead of writing in the actual lyrics in the fic, but i can write this in songfic format if you’d like!

* = mandatory 

➳ “ tropes/AUs „ 

1. enemies to lovers

2. and then they were roommates (i expect someone to say the next part)

3. coffee shop au <3

4. body swap

5. arranged marriage

6. blind date

7. sharing a bed

8. royalty au

9. high school au

10. college au

11. they hurt you

12. zombie apocalypse

13. major character death

14. love triangle

15. hurt/comfort

16. hanahaki

17. rivals to lovers

18. amnesia

19. sick reader/character

20. other!

➳ “ dialogue prompts* „

21. “can you just... hold me? please?”

22. “you’re gonna catch a cold.”

23. “shut up and kiss me.”

24. “i trusted you!”

25. “no no no, please don’t cry,”

26. “a hotdog is not a sandwich!”

27. “i know you meant every last word.”

28. “...can we, uh, do that hug thing again?”

29. “nononono, stay with me, come on, wake up!”

30. “i forbid you to die, you hear me? i forbid you to die!”

31. “shhhh.. just breathe with me, okay?”

32. “aw, you’re adorable. now shut up, idiot.”

33. “are you- wait, shut up- shut UP, are you blushing right now? that’s so cute!”

34. “don’t even try to double-back, i already despiiiise you.”

35. “babe, i’m in a meeting! just- shh, go back into your room.”

36. “why didn’t you tell me sooner?!”

37. “no, how about you shut up for once?”

38. “it’s not even that hard! you carry the x variable to the other side. then you divide it to isolate the variable.” “mhm. yeah. okay, i get it.” “i- are you even paying attention??” “...probably not.”

39. “it’s raining again?”

40. “don’t- don’t touch me, get away from me, get away from me!”

41. “you have the most beautiful eyes i’ve ever seen.”

42. “but that’s the best part?? i don’t- i don’t understand???”

43. “are you... crying?”

44. “babe, you’re having a nightmare, it’s okay,”

45. “i hate you.”

46. “i-i i didn’t mean it! i didn’t think you’d actually leave!”

47. “hey, it’s just me, shhh... it’s just me. you’re okay. you’re okay.”

48. “would you even care if i died? no, be honest, would you?”

49. “we go down together.”

50. “I HATE YOU! I trusted you, I sacrifced everything for you, and what do I get in return?”

51. “hold on for me, okay?”

52. “c’mere. i’ve been told that i give the best cuddles, hope i live up to your expectations!”

53. “i love you.”

54. “i’m just... tired of being tired.”

55. “i loved you, you know that?”

56. “say it, say something, say you hate me!”

57. “you have the most beautiful voice.”

58. “aaaah, you’re going to look fabulous!”

59. “hey, i’m (name) but you can call me anytime ;)”

60. “...why are you wearing my makeup?”

61. “I’M BUYING YOU A CROP-TOP, END OF DISCUSSION.”

62. “hi, i don’t care. shut up before i gouge your eyes out and shove them down your throat so you can see me rip out your heart.

63. “we shouldn’t be doing this. oh boy. we shouldn’t be doing this.”

64. “help me! i’m sorry, okay? just get me out of here!”

65. “i hope that golden metal on your neck was worth the price of losing me.”

66. “you sing?? I DIDN’T KNOW THAT-”

67. “nonono, these are battle scars! you must have fought a lot of battles, but you are my hero. okay?”

68. “...that’s my idiot. one sec.”

69. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "i’m not allowed to sneak out, moron.”

70. “will you marry me?”

➳ “ genres/themes „

71. angst

72. comfort

73. reverse comfort 

74. breakup

75. fluff

76. hurt/comfort

77. first time meeting

78. established relationship 

79. reuniting

80. argument

➳ “ formatting* „

81. headcanon to fic 

82. headcanon to blurb 

83. full-fledged fanfic 

84. headcanons 

85. blurbs 

86. one-shot 

87. imagine + moodboard + playlist

88. if you’re okay with anything, just be sure to put that in your ask! <3

➳ “ songfics/prompt ideas „

89. say you won’t let go -> james arthur

90. heaven knows -> five for fighting

91. this is home -> cavetown

92. perfect -> ed sheeran

93. this side of paradise -> coyote theory

94. heather -> conan gray

95. line without a hook -> ricky montgomery

96. arcade -> duncan laurence

97. ballerina -> jeremy shada

98. riptide -> vance joy

99. someone you loved -> lewis capaldi

100. idk you yet -> alexander 23

101. a thousand years -> christina perri

102. love story -> taylor swift

103. i love you -> billie eilish

104. jar of hearts -> christina perri

105. castle -> halsey

106. lucky -> jason mraz, colbie caillat

107. thinking out loud -> ed sheeran 

108. mr loverman -> ricky montgomery

109. the one that got away (cries in bokuaka) -> katy perry

110. she -> dodie

111. sunkissed -> khai dreams

112. train wreck -> james arthur

113. stranger -> jeremy shada

114. king -> lauren

115. wish you were sober -> conan gray

116. falling for u -> peachy!, mxmtoon

117. unlove -> lyle kam

118. coffee -> beabadoobee

119. lovesick girls -> blacpink

120. spring day -> btw

121. dancing with your ghost -> sasha sloan

122. you broke me first -> tate mcrae

123. drivers license -> olivia rodrigo

124. if the world was ending -> JP saxe, julie michaels

125. hold on -> extreme music or chord overstreet

126. ocean eyes -> billie eilish

127. when we were young -> adele

128. ghost of you -> five seconds of summer

129. i like me better -> lauv

130. pierre -> ryn weaver

lmao i know a lot of songs (as you can see), so if you have any suggestions, lmk bby!

➳ “ characters i prefer to write for „

(but don’t be afraid to request others!! i still love writing for any, these are just the ones that make it easiest for me to write for :D please keep in mind that i’m not completely caught up with haikyuu!!)

131. literally all of karasuno istg

132. kiyoko, yachi, keishin yukai

133. tetsuro kuroo, taketora yamamoto, kenma kozume, lev haiba, so inuoka

134. toru oikawa, hajime iwaizumi

135. kotaro bokuto, keiji akaashi

136. katsuki bakugo, eijiro kirishima, denki kaminari, hanta sero, mina ashido

137. izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, ochako uraraka, tenya iida

138. aizawa, hawks

139. hitoshi shinsou

140. dabi, shigaraki

lol sorry couldn’t get to 200-

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Sorry for replying so late I just kept forgetting 😬

Yeah bowling is so fun I went with my uni society (and came 2nd on my lane!) and I’m going with my teammates next week, they were both 10 pin tho so probs a bit different still.

Rounder is so fun I wanna try ge some friends to play over the summer cause it’ll be so fun to play again 😂. Oooh sounds exciting I hope your team does well and gets a ton of home runs!

I have no clue what I was saying with chicken and hot dogs I apologise for the random comments 😂😂🤦‍♀️ yeah I don’t normally have chicken if I’m out unless I’m at nandos or this pub by mine that does a boss chicken Kiev. Pizza, pasta or a curry is the way to go when ur out 😂😂😤. Tbh with hot dogs most ones in the U.K. are boiled in brine and it’s not a vibe , we started just getting the ones you microwave .

Ayy that’s cool it’s good that Darnell has promoted Kia and Sarah and influenced people like your bro to watch womens sports.

Hope you have a great time at the game! It’s tomorrow right! Which game are you watching and what team are you gonna cheer for (Montreal is the only right answer btw❤️) (jk) 🏒🏒

Also good luck with your assignments you’ll do great!!

That’s awesome bowling is so great!

I wish I had friends who were athletic 😂 I’d love to just get together with my friends and run around

Oh we have differing opinions, I’d say the go to eating out meal is either a sandwich/burger or pasta, pizza if you’re going to a pizza place but I’m a sandwich girl I eat sandwiches all the time. Hot dogs are…. Hit or miss with me, like throw em on the bbq and fry em up like I’ll eat 10, boil them I’ll eat 2 unless I’m cutting them up and putting them in my mac n cheese, I do love a good street hot dog tho, my Canadian/American followers will get me, when it’s an old man selling hot dogs for $2 from that metal cart with the umbrella up, that’s where it’s at shoutout to the hotdog guys honestly

Yeah it’s super cool, like it’s really crucial for mens sports to support and advertise for womens sports like my dad literally came up to me last year during the isobel cup and was like hey on the bruins broadcast they said something about womens hockey playoffs do you know how to watch that like it’s important for sure

Oh I’m obviously cheering for Montreal, but my brother and dad are cheering for Toronto so…. Might be a bit awkward for me 😂😅 I’m really excited for the game, we got pretty decent seats too and if we get there early enough we’ll get a free poster and you know I love free things, honestly I’ve been waiting for this game for so long I’m very excited