#How High Can A Female Cat Spray

[strawberry-milkbunny]

Naruto is my Roman Empire and I’ve been reading MadaTobi fanfics so these r my Founders Thoughts that nobody asked for:

- Tobirama had a crush on Madara and it PISSED HIM OFF like they def had hate sex at one point LMAO

- they literally worked together ur rlly gonna tell me they didn’t have SOME moments of civility btwn them?? (lowkey that’s wild tho having to see ur brother’s murderer everyday at work-I like Tobi but I’m just sayin)

I WANT A WORKPLACE SITCOM WITH THE FOUNDERS SJSKKSKS:

- Tobi doing experiments and scaring the villagers

- Tobi teaming up with Madara to make Hashi do work

- Hashi making flowers w/government documents

- Mito sipping tea while encouraging Tobi to revive the dead

- everyone in the Tower side eying the sexual tension btwn Madara and Tobi and them never denying they’ve fucked before

- Toka cackling in the background

- Hikaku spraying water at Madara like a cat every time he throws a temper tantrum

- Kagami popping in to make sure his clan head doesn’t kill his teacher PERFECT SITCOM MATERIAL

- totally personal preference: Naruto should’ve had more BLOOD AND GORE. I wanna see the grittiness and horror the shinobi world actually is and how revolutionary Naruto as a character is by choosing peace over violence. The only time we get that is Obito vs Kiri nin, Uchiha Massacre, Wave Arc, Orochimaru…before it turns into DBZ fights

I’ve said this before: Sasuke was in a seinen Naruto was in a shounen

- the warring states is literally the perfect place for exhibiting the horrors of war and humanity. Bloodline thieves, child hunting squads, GIVE. IT. TO. ME. Madara and Hashirama experiencing all of this and wanting PEACE FOR THEIR YOUNGER BROTHERS UGHHH ROBBERY‼️‼️

SORRY TW IMPLIED SA !!:

I HC that bloodline thieves is prob why Madara wears gloves….being a YOUNG (he’s been on the battlefield since he was 8??) powerful, prodigy and future clan head of a famous kekkai genkai it makes sense why he doesn’t like skin-contact/sexual repression and repulsion. And why we don’t see female Uchiha shinobi (excluding misogyny) simply bc there’s such a high risk of SA in this era

Moving on:

- Tobi and Izuna were jealous of how their brothers were being taken away. It goes past the senju/uchiha rivalry like they were just kids and were plain jealous.

- Madara and hashirama def share 1 brain cell LOLLL. Like they’re besties for a reason, Madara acts likes he smarter but nah he’s as much of an idiot as Hashi is. They’re both dreamers let these boys live and skip rocks together!!! 😭😭

- let’s be honest: Tobi built the village. Mans was doing ALL the logistics and infrastructure

- tobirama is soooo second son/eldest daughter coded it’s not even funny. The SPARE, serious and emotionless bc he needed to always clean up after his siblings, DUTIFUL, prob has a praise kink etc.

- Madara is an eldest daughter who also prob has a praise kink and touch starved

- NONE of the founders r well adjusted like they went from spending everyday of their lives at war to tryin bring peace and start essentially a ninja-revolution (PLS GO TO THERAPY)

- madara was just the most open about it: being isolated and feared by his own clan BC he was powerful, trying advocate for the village and peace, all while grieving for his last brother…yeah it makes sense y he went crazy or at least wanted to leave (fuck Kishimoto for that Kaguya bs and fuck Zetsu)

- I don’t actually believe he was trying destroy the village idkkk. I think he was trying to do an SNS aka using fighting as a way to communicate with Hashirama and well…yIkEs

- tobirama is 1000% unadjusted: mans literally created a Justu to revive the dead. You cannot tell me that doesn’t REEK of desperation and loneliness. He’s lit rally the OG mad scientist

- hashirama rlly thought sealing the Bijuu and giving them to each village was a good idea….sir WHO TF GIVES NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO SHINOBI???!! 😳😳

- I think hashirama and naruto lowkey can be summed up as: a powerful idealist. Which is a very dangerous combination. Take that how you will especially considering how shinobi thrive off of violence….it kinda makes sense how we ended up with canon Naruto

- Madara has a god complex and knows it. Hashirama has a god-complex and doesn’t know it. (God of Shinobi title def got to him and understandable)

- the founders failed and they know it. But I also kinda love it?? They’re so flawed and human as leaders and you can see how their mistakes drag into Canon Naruto. It also makes me so sad knowing that Konoha was built to prevent child soldiers and give protection only for it to actually be WORSE (Kakashi ITACHI SANNIN ik for a fact it must’ve hurt Hashi to know ur own granddaughter left the village)

Uchiha are: love is the death of duty while the Senju are: duty is the death of love and neither of them will forgive each other for picking one over the other‼️‼️‼️

- proving this ^^ w/Hashirama’s weird af characterization: aka him being a loveable idiot but at the same time CONGRATULATING Itachi for killing his own clan for Konoha…. I feel like that rlly showed me how much of a war veteran/shinobi Hashirama actually is and how he will always pick duty

- we were ROBBED of baby Kagami/hokage Kagami 😤😤😤 I’m sorry Kagami should’ve been made Hokage it just makes sense personality wise and politically wise. The only way I could see him not take it is bc he needed to be a clan leader/placate the Uchiha/help Hikaku.

- I wanna see him process the loss of his clan leader, teacher, and eventually friends to a point where Danzo takes his eyes

- everyone on Team Tobirama had a crush on Kagami at one point

- one of my fav HC: Tobi and Madara co-parenting Kagami. There’s no way Madara didn’t check up on Kagami being taught by THE senju which makes his defection hit harder for Kagami 😭😭

- BABY SANNIN ‼️‼️‼️ Tsunade was old enough to meet and remember Hashirama it makes sense that Oro and Jiraiya meet the founders

- omg could u imagine being Edo Tensei Hashirama?? Ur granddaughter’s weird friend revives u using the Jutsu ur brother invented that you specifically FORBID 😭😭

- Hashi and Tobi staring at Orochimaru like “you look familiar???” IT HAS SO MUCH COMEDIC POTENTIAL

- Mito revolutionized female shinobi like she’s def the reason ppl realized that girls can fight (Senju Toka was an exception) STAN MITO 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

- Mito pulled a Tsunade and mentally yeeted out of Konoha after Hashi and Tobi died. Bc the way we NEVER hear about her and Hiruzen interacting except for Kushina, even tho she’s literally RELATED to the other 2 hokages….ROBBED 😵‍💫

- I HC: she was dealing w/grief (the fall of Uzushio made it worse) and she was lowkey pushed out of the council by Danzo FUCK DANZO

- I love the idea of Mito wooing for Hashirama’s hand/politically smart Mito!! It was a political marriage that grew into love. There’s no way she DIDNT suspect an attack on Uzushio lik it’s literally an island w/Kiri as it’s neighbours….Konoha gets recognition and stability while Uzushio importantly gets mainland allies

- Mito tops btw she’s def pegged Hashi before 🫢

- if Madara or Hashi had sisters/born women they would’ve def had a marriage to solidify their alliance. This makes Japanese homophobia not make sense esp in the shinobi world bc their clans trusted each other w/o backup like marriage?? Idk I’m just kinda confused y it was never even brought up for an alliance…

*cue MadaTobi arranged marriage au 100k, enemies to lovers, slowburn*

- also to dude bros homophobia has no place in the Naruto world (and IRL BTW) outside of making heirs. They’re literally MERCENARIES You telling me Kakashi has never fucked another man for information before??? Pls be serious I’m begging y’all 🙃🙃🙃

- there’s def family drama amongst the senju!! Idk I feel like Hashirama and Tobirama have the relationship of: “they love each other but don’t like each other” which makes Madara’s inclusion even worse for the brothers’ relationship. Like they def always had each other’s backs but never actually felt like they understood each other.

- I wish more fanfics/canon covered the shinobi-civilian politics more (I love politics lol give me world-building kishimoto 😤)

- Civilians hold power. THEY have all the MONEY to pay shinobi

- I’ve rlly only seen 1 fanfic that involves the Fire Daimyo during the Warring States Era (Into the Wide Blue Yonder it’s a KakaSasu Time travel fic that actually ✨works✨ 12/10 recommend) but it’s true.

Wtf is the Fire Daimyo doing during this era??? Why is he being so placate about Senju/Uchiha war unless he just sees it as entertainment?? How have shinobi NOT fought against rich civilian politicians before?? (Introducing Maoism to the naruto world lol 🤔🤔)

- Kishimoto curse ur goldfish brain….

- the uchiha and senju were def broke in this era, LMAO especially the Uchiha and I mean resource wise. War is EXPENSIVE the Uchiha don’t have Hashirama and Mokutan, they couldn’t just grow food whenever they wanted. It makes total sense that they would agree to a ceasefire just to prevent STARVATION

- once again…. robbed in terms of seeing the aftermath and devastation of war and learning how to live in a morally grey, politically unstable, resource limited world which could’ve brought in the ultimate themes of peace and the cycle of violence, and the question of if violence and war is ever justified, but…..no ❤️

[batmanfruitloops]

Alright long but silly post, going into the reason why the furry versions are the animals they are. A few choices are influenced by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles v.s. Batman, some choices are already associated with the character (Catwoman, Penguin, etc.). Most choices are an uneven mix of visual, symbolic, and behavioral. So some have more thought put into them than others but it's all for fun.

Batman (Bruce Wayne) -Vampire bat

A pretty obvious choice. I think specifically a vampire bat is fitting, they are very stealthy and aware. They come built with the perfect tools for lapping blood and cause little harm (excluding diseases). Just as Batman always comes with what he needs and only causes as much damage as necessary. Bats are also social creatures and thrive in groups, so there is a bit of irony there. Bruce can put on a good face for the public and business but isolates himself and therefore goes against his nature. He craves family but keeps his loved ones at arm's length in fear of losing them.

Joker (John Doe) - Red-banded spitting cobra

This is a choice influenced by the TMNT v.s. Batman. Also haha Lego Batman clown snakes. I chose this because I'm tired of both snakes and clowns being seen as evil. John is already the way he is because both Sarsee and I agree clowns should be silly and whimsical instead of how more modern media portrays them as creepy and scary, which also includes the Joker. Snakes are my favorite animals. So keeping Joker as a cobra represents what we have set out to do with the au in the first place.

In terms of behavior, John acts mostly the opposite of what you would expect. Snakes are mostly solitary and overall not very social. John is a very outgoing person and extraverted, but he's social skills are stunned from both being autistic and his childhood. So not quite fitting in but he enjoys standing out. Though cobras are a more intelligent species of snake. John is very clever but most wouldn't guess that. As the Joker, John relies on the element of surprise and subverting your expectations. As a bonus spitting venom is similar to a clown's flower spraying water.

Two-Face (Harvey Dent) - Puma

A partial TMNT chose. Instead of just a cat, I went with a puma. Pumas are not classified as big cats but are the largest cat in North America. Despite not being a big cat their presence demands respect. Even when you do not see them if you are in their territory you would be wise to be careful. Pumas know how to pick their fights, taking on challenges with strategy and retreating when they know they are outmatched.

I think these things fit Harvey and Two-Face quite well. He may not be as high on the social ladder as say, Bruce, but he is no less of an important figure in his community. You know when he is in the room and you think about him when he isn't there. He is intelligent and strategic. He's never to be underestimated and most fear and or respect him. These things apply as a rogue or as a candidate. These strengths are what put a target on his back and thus becoming Two-Face. I also do not know enough about this but pumas are not as solitary as other cats. Which fit with Harvey's ambivert personality.

Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel) - Spotted Hyena

This one is also an obvious one I would think. Spotted hyenas are a matrical species, meaning the females are in charge. Harley as a character I think usually represents feminine strength at least in recent years. Hyenas are very strong, they take what they want and fiercely protect what is theirs. They have a nasty reputation but live in a pretty unforgiving environment. Hyenas actually do hunt and have to protect their prizes from animals like lions. They have good reason to be the way they are.

Harley is a pretty unpleasant person but she has her reasons. Having dealt with a lot throughout her life. Her actions come from a place of pain though ruthless. She is not satisfied with what she does at the end of the day. She knows she has a lot work to do and a lot to figure out. Scary as she is.

Poison Ivy (Pamela Isley)- Orchid mantis

Another animal associated with feminine power. Mantis are fierce and confident, they stand their ground even against other animals much bigger than they are. They are not very fast and can't fly very well, but are a top insect predator. They have no need to chase, just sit and wait until the opportunity to strike comes to them. Of course, they have the reputation of eating the head of their mates, but that's actually common for insects. Still fitting.

Ivy is a powerful person literally and personality-wise. She has incredible control of her environment as long as there are any plants around. She is beautiful and deadly. Anyone who can get close to her is very lucky. She's pretty content keeping to herself and her plants and is laid back when she is comfortable. She takes opportunities when they are presented to her with full force. Best stay on her good side and give her space. She makes a wonderful mantis.

Bane (Antonio Diego) - Grizzly bear

Bears are incredibly strong but it's not just brawn they have brain too. Bane is not just a brute, he knows how to use his strength well and is incredibly strategic. A bear can be a very scary animal but also fun to observe. Some find them cute, and some find them terrifying. Bane also comes off in a similar way, it just depends on what you know about him. He is someone you can have deep and philosophical conversations with but most would be too scared to approach him. Unfortunately, his addiction makes him unpredictable and behave in a way he would not want to. Bane does have a code he follows and will return the respect you give him. Just a bear will respect your space if you know how to behave in their territory.

Catwoman (Selina Kyle) - Domsitic long-hair cat

Yeah, Catwoman is meant to be a cat in person form so, I don't think there is much to explain. She comes and goes as she pleases and does what she wants. She likes to bother those with no interest in her. The whole shebang. Not bad but not good, just her own brand.

Mad Hatter (Jervis Tetch) - Arctic hare

Arctic hares are one of the largest species of hare. They mainly live alone but come together for warmth and mating. I'm still not too sure about this, I haven't found much on this yet but it seems like rabbits are much more territorially and aggressive than hares. Either way, most think Jervis is a rabbit and not a hare, because of his height and demeanor. Hares are often seen as crazy and generally have a wild reputation, and Jervis is pretty demure. This instead comes out as passion for the things he loves. However, if he is pushed too far all of his pent-up emotions and frustrations will come out in an explosive response. Despite his appearance, he's very fit and strong. He has metabolic issues that make it difficult to lose weight so in his efforts to lose it he instead makes himself stronger. A similar effect to powerlifters. I thought specifically an Arctic hare was fitting because of this reason, as an arctic animal it's incredibly important for them to gain weight to survive the harsh weather. Something that others believe including Jervis himself thinks is a weakness actually becomes a strength. He does become more comfortable with himself eventually, but he has a lot of trauma to overcome to fix his own self-image.

Riddler (Edward Nigma) - Domestic rat

Rats are very social and intelligent. Despite media depictions, they keep themselves clean and are very affectionate. Ed is very much an extrovert and hates being alone, though he can be overbearing at times he loves those close to him very much and gives as much as he takes. Rats are great at getting around being able to squeeze into most places and can tread water for a long time (ironically Ed cannot swim). Ed can also squirm his way into anything be it physically or finding information. Rats enjoy causing mischief and are often high-energy, they need a lot of enrichment. Ed is functioning at 100% and crashes to 0% once he's out of energy, he has to keep himself busy and do little evil genius tasks until he's completely exhausted himself.

(I drew these on stream and Marxtheimpish asked to give Ed a cheerio, and Jervis lettuce, Ed is mad he only got one single cheerio.)

Scarecrow (Jonathan Crane) - Milksnake

A pretty biased pick since I mentioned snakes are my favorite animal, and Scarecrow is my favorite rogue but I have a good reason for my choice. First of all, as someone raised in the South, I associate milk snakes (and therefore corn snakes and rat snakes) with the country. They can often be found on farms and are great pest control and that also makes me also associate them with scarecrows. Milksnakes mimic coral snakes to scare away predators. Jonathan does something similar and comes off as scary and intimating but for the sake of his own protection. Snakes really want to be left alone and so does Jonathan. Snakes are often misunderstood and seen as something evil (especially by some religious people), but they are anxious skittish creatures and will stay out of your way. The religious association is another reason I picked a snake. Most people assume the worst in Jonathan because of his appearance and aloof disposition. He's pretty tired of trying to prove them wrong and has convinced himself he can't be anything else. But know this, there is no such thing as an offensive snake there are only defensive snakes.

Music Meister (Darius Chapel) - Golden-breasted starling

This one is mostly a visual choice. Darius is a pretty boy so of course he should be a pretty bird. Starlings are also a songbird and incredible at mimicking sounds. Just as Darius is an incredible singer and has a wide range of expressing himself musically. I think starlings are sometimes seen as pests or nuisance, I've only heard that in passing. If that's true that fits with Darius. Some people find him annoying but he's a very pleasant person.

Polkadot man (Abner Krill) - Spotted newt

Spotted newts are poisonous and their spots and color advertise that. Just as Abner has dangerous spots. This is mainly the reason why I chose a newt for Abner. I think aposematism, when an animal is colorful because it is toxic, is a really cool thing that happens in nature. I couldn't pass up the chance. Newts are also very cute and humble animals so all the more reason.

Mr.Freeze (Viktor Fries) - Polar bear

Of course, Viktor is a polar bear. Polar bears are solitary animals, especially the males. They only need themselves, and can only afford to care for themselves in the environment they live in. Viktor is a very independent person. He's confident in his abilities and can do almost anything by himself. Nora is an arctic fox, I bring this up because arctic foxes often follow polar bears around. So they are a perfect match. Polar bears are very formidable, you do not want to get in Viktor's way. Though he may seem cold, he is a good person with a big heart.

The Penguin (Ozwald Cobblepot) - Emperor penguin

Yeah, penguin. Emperor penguins care very deeply for their families and don't much care for anyone else. They will brave harsh weather and dangerous waters all for the sake of their families. Oz does not like anyone besides his family. He'll go through any extreme he needs to, no questions asked. Just a cranky old man that wants to give his loved ones a good life.

I'm much better at expressing myself visually than verbally so I'm not sure if this was comprehensive enough. I don't feel like I got out what I had in my head properly. So please feel free to ask any questions. Also, most of these facts are from my memory and may be inaccurate, but I did my best to fact-check myself when I was unsure of something. So if I got something wrong please correct me, I love learning more about animals. Otherwise, enjoy this word vomit infodump.

-Fluffy

[gwynniethenymph]

Perhaps Something Greater

link to Ao3

Hi everyone! I saw all those beautiful fanarts of Gwyn and Catrin, and just had to write something about them. So, this is a quick drabble for day 1 of @gwynweekofficial.

I hope you like it!

The night of the Great Rite was always one of chaos. Amidst flowy fabrics and perfume sprays, you could sometimes distinguish a priestess or another, but the children—Gwyn and Catrin included, at the ripe age of sixteen—were advised to stay as far away as possible from the females preparing. Gwyn wondered why.

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She and Catrin climbed to the top of their favorite tree after Isobel shouted at them for the fifth time that night. Between the breeches and leaves, all Gwyn could see was the shining, silver moon and its reflection on the river. And her sister's beautiful face.

“Perhaps they all go naked and hug each other...” Catrin mused.

Gwyn laughed at Catrin's attempts to guess what exactly happened in the Rite. They knew males and females copulated, of course. It was a subject of great importance to the priestess who taught them biology, for the girls to know what exactly happened between two people for a child to take root. But it was odd, the need to have a huge get-together of sorts, just to have sex.

“Stop this nonsense. They may simply... reunite so the magic is stronger.”

Catrin shrugged, all charm and beauty. She was a spitting image of their mother, with her dark hair and pale complexion, no freckles in sight. Gwyn probably got her colors from their father, but that was something she would never be sure of. Suddenly, Catrin's smile faded and she looked at the stars, huffing a breath.

“Do you think we will participate in it someday? In the Rite, I mean?”

Gwyn considered her. Priestesses of Sangravah were only allowed to participate in the Rite after completely finishing their studies—not only in biology and mathematics or philosophy and literature, but also in their studies about the Mother and the universe. It was a breaking point for all of them, for they could have way more freedom than before.

“I really think so. We are doing well, Cat. We can do it.”

Catrin absently nodded. “Yes, I know. But sometimes... it feels really meaningless, you know?” She stared intently at Gwyn, her huge blue eyes a little wild. “I mean, is that our life? Study, pray, graduate, and then babies?”

Gwyn studied her sister. They had already talked about it, how they were raised almost to be just mothers. How Catrin sometimes wanted... more.

“It is... odd, I know. But I fear we don't have many options.”

Catrin's eyes glinted with mist as the wind gently blew her hair. “We could run.” This rakish smile illuminated her face.

Gwyn's mouth went fully agape, and her sister laughed.

“We can't run!”

“Why not?”

“Cat, we have a whole life here! And, only Mother knows what they’ll do to females like... us, out there.”

The mood darkened, growing heavier as they thought of their mother. Of how she went to take a swim and came back weeks later, dragged by the river flow, a gaping wound where her heart was supposed to be.

“I know, I know. I just... wonder sometimes. If I am fit to be a mother.”

Gwyn's cheeks burned a little when she thought about her own dreams. Dreams of a little girl she would cradle and love and care for, as soon as possible. She reached for Catrin's hands.

“I know. Perhaps there is another path for you, my beloved sister. There's no shame in wanting different things, and I pray for you to find your way.”

Catrin puffed and rolled her eyes, but Gwyn could see the grateful, loving glint in them.

“Enough of talking like our High Priestess. I think the carriages are here. Should we go down to spy on them?”

Gwyn threw her head back and laughed before agreeing with her sister. As they watched the carriages go away, she wondered when she would be the one leaving inside them.

She hoped Catrin would be by her side, too.

[spurious]

The Call

(read on AO3)

Rodney gets the call at three in the afternoon on a Tuesday, the phone on his lab desk trilling to life and interrupting his train of thought.

“I swear I’m just going to unplug this thing and make them get me a secretary,” he grumbles—one of the worst things about being back on Earth, working at Area 51 again while various world governments argue about the future of his city, is that he’s so much more reachable now. People who want something from Dr. Rodney McKay no longer have to know someone who knows someone who knows someone at SGC and can get a message into the Atlantis databurst; now every idiot with a minor security clearance can look up Rodney’s goddamn phone number.

“What?” He barks into the phone, scribbling down notations with his other hand.

“Dr. Rodney McKay?” says the voice on the other end, unfamiliar and female.

“Yes, what do you want?”

“I’m calling from Penrose Hospital in Colorado Springs—“

Rodney’s stomach churns at the word “hospital,” and when she says “Colorado Springs” he interrupts, chest tight.

“John? It’s John, isn’t it, he—“

The doctor—or nurse, or receptionist, Rodney’s not listening and frankly doesn’t care, because he’s waving down one of the grunts from the hallway and shouting that he needs to get to Colorado Springs now, is the Daedalus in orbit, or the Hammond?—is saying “yes, Mr. Sheppard indicated you as his next of kin, and…”

About fourteen responses flash through Rodney’s mind then, starting with “It’s Colonel Sheppard,” taking a detour at “I’m his next of kin!?” followed by “Of course I’m his next of kin,” and finally finishing on the important question, which he verbalizes: “Is he alive?”

“Yes,” the woman answers quickly, and Rodney lets out a breath, “he arrived in critical condition, however—“

“I’ll be there in…” Rodney says, snapping his fingers at the frightened Marine he’d flagged down, “fifteen, maybe twenty minutes.”

And then Rodney hangs up the phone and gets on the radio to harangue whoever’s high up enough to make sure he keeps his word; and through a combination of threats, favor-calling, and good old-fashioned shouting, he finds himself running into the ER waiting room at Penrose Hospital.

The whole rigamarole leaves him with only about three uninterrupted minutes to think, during which he works himself into a pretty impressive spiral about what the hell John had gotten himself into—he was supposed to be on leave, for fuck’s sake, and as soon as Rodney’s certain he’s alive he’s going to kill him for making him worry like this.

The anger floods out of him, though, when he’s brought to the little curtained-off area where John is lying in a hospital bed, looking small and exhausted against the stark white sheets.

”Sheppard,” Rodney breathes out, heart hammering in his chest as he crosses the floor and throws himself onto the tiny stool next to the bed. “John.”

John looks wrecked, in a way that’s not wholly unfamiliar to Rodney: there’s gauze and tape across his nose and one cheek, remnants of blood flecked up into his hairline, and the arm that’s laid out over the blanket, IV tucked into the crook of the elbow, is marred by a series of contusions.

Rodney stares, rapt and anxious, as John blinks his eyes open, focusing on Rodney and giving him a dopey little smile.

“You came,” he says, voice soft and raspy.

“Yes, I’m looking forward to the lecture I’ll get from some uniform on not misusing important SGC resources, but what the hell did you expect, that I wouldn’t?”

Rodney wrings his hands, wanting to reach out and touch, reassure himself that John’s alive, heart beating.

There’s another long, slow blink—like the way that cats show affection, Rodney thinks, half-hysterically—and then John tilts his head, thoughtful.

“You beamed in?”

Rodney rolls his eyes. “Yes, keep up please? How else was I supposed to get here fast enough?”

John grins at him, white teeth and little spray of wrinkles at the corner of his eyes, and Rodney wants to strangle him, Rodney wants to kiss him, Rodney wants to wrap him up in fucking bubble wrap and lock him away somewhere safe.

“What the hell happened, Sheppard?”

John looks away, fiddling with the edge of the sheets, and Rodney suddenly knows this injury is the result of some sort of ridiculous extreme sporting endeavor.

“Well, I was on my skateboard…”

“I’m going to kill you,” Rodney growls, furious fondness fluttering in his stomach. “Did you break any bones? You’re not getting any younger, you know?” He breaks his self-imposed rule of not touching then, palpating across the expanse of John’s body, half self-soothing and half an attempt to catalog the damage. “You obviously hit your head, which, well, I don’t think I need to remind you just how many head injuries you’ve sustained already—or maybe I do, maybe the brain damage has already set in and that’s why you’ve done something so reckless, so idiotic that—“

Quicker than Rodney would expect from a man drugged to the gills on pain meds, John’s hand comes up, fingers tangling with Rodney’s and squeezing, hard.

“Hey, Rodney?” John says, and Rodney raises an eyebrow, waiting.

“‘M glad you came.”

Rodney flattens his mouth, looks down at their joined hands, and shrugs. “I’ll always come, you know that.”

[wiispywitch]

My Hero Academia OC - Kalica🧡🐈‍⬛🧶

♡. ToyHou.se | Instagram | AO3

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Basic Info

Name: Kiko Suzuki-Aizawa

Nicknames/Aliases: Kalica, Suzuki-Sensei, Kitty-Kat

Gender: Female

Age: 29

Birthday: August 29th

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 5’4” (164 cm)

Weight: 117 lbs. (54 kg)

Hair Color: Black on right side, white on left side, orange tips

Eye Color: Chartreuse

Skin Color: Porcelain

Looks: Fairly average but good-looking, small nose, almond-shaped eyes, black stripes on her face that resemble whiskers

Occupation: Pro-Hero, animal rights activist, part-time U.A. teacher

Relationships

Parent(s): Naoko Suzuki (father), Tsukasa Suzuki (mother)

Sibling(s): N/A

Relative(s): Shōta Aizawa (husband)

Friend(s): Oceana, Miss Joke, Mirako, Midnight

Romantic Interest(s): Shōta Aizawa

Other(s): Her enemies are the members of the League of Villains

Pet(s): Mocha, Miyuki, Oobi, Chibi, Omelet, Sakura, Nana, Haru (all cats)

Hero/Villain Details

Hero Name: Kalica the Feline Pro-Hero

Costume: Orange leotard with white fluff, black gloves with sharp claws and dark-orange cuffs, black tights, orange and white boots with soft pink padding, green goggles, utility belt with her cat symbol, bell necklace

Motivations: She wishes for protect the citizens of Japan and fight for animal rights

Quirk: Feline

Abilities: She holds the same characteristics of a cat. She is very flexible and is super quick on her feet. However, with enough power, she can transform herself into a large calico-like cat when attacking her enemies. As effective as this attack is, she rarely uses it unless absolutely necessary or she’ll lose control and go feral. She has night vision and can see very well in dark areas. Her sense of smell is very heightened, which can be both a good and bad thing depending on the situation.

Moves: Feral Feline- her ability to transform into a full cat and go on a rampage

Weaknesses: She can't stand strobe lights or very strong odors, loud sudden noises

Other Abilities: She can purr, she's very flexible and stealthy

Statistics

Power: 3.5/5

Speed: 4/5

Technique: 4.5/5

Intelligence: 3/5

Cooperativeness: 2.5/5

Extra

Likes: Kitties, Aizawa, the students of U.A., making pillow forts, a cozy night at home, seclusion, her fellow comrades, taiyaki, sitting up on high places, spa days, scratch boards, long naps, jumping up on high-places, manicures

Dislikes: Strobe lights, arrogant Pro-Heroes, villains, being seen as “cute” because of her Quirk, people touching her ears or tail, citrus flavored stuff, strong perfume, being coddled, water getting sprayed in her face, Endeavor

Habits: She gets distracted easily and loves to mess around with things despite handling important tasks (excluding hero work where she is very focused). She has a bad habit of scratching when she’s bored or nervous, and has messed up some of her furniture. She doesn’t work well with other Pro-Heroes and prefers to work alone, and she is a very difficult Pro-Hero to work under as she likes her personal space

Fears: Anything bad happening to her foster cats, the League of Villains harming the students, Aizawa getting hurt in battle, failing to protect citizens

Backstory

Kiko Suzuki is the Feline Pro-Hero and animal rights activist working in Musutafu, Japan and working part-time as a physical instructor at U.A. High School, ranking at 39 helping the aspiring young students of Class 1A in learning to train on how to use their quirks. She is also the wife of Shōta Aizawa, however when they work together they remain strictly professional, but in private they are a very loving and happy couple.

Kiko was a student to U.A. High the same year as Aizawa, and as a teenager she wasn’t the easiest to get along with and known to be a difficult student to work with due to her short temper and her tendency to be alone. As a student, Kalica was more meek and reserved, and as such she was often viewed as very cute and people would fluff her ears or tail sometimes without permission. She hated being seen as "cute" since that seemed to be the only thing people saw her as. As she got older, Kalica began setting stronger boundaries and making it clear she will not have her personal space invaded all because of her Quirk.

There was one incident in her second year where she had scratched a student who kept touching her ears and tail when she had told her to stop, and the student had deep scratches across her face, leading to her getting briefly suspended and making it difficult for her to find more hero work and internships. She was soon reinstated into the school where she would graduate with high grades, but she would still have trouble finding work until she formed her own internship. When she was able to find work, Kalica took part in working as a minor Pro-Hero and was eventually able to work her way up into her own agency and a cat café to help her staff relax after a lot of hard work. 

Besides working as Pro-Hero, she is also a passionate animal rights activist and fights for equal rights for people with animal-like quirks much like herself. It took a lot of convincing, but she eventually agrees to take a job working part-time as a physical instructor at U.A. High School.

Kiko and Aizawa had a mutual dislike of each other when they were young students, and she will to this day that she had a crush on him. Over the years, they would briefly work together in hero duties, and off-duty they would begin to spend more time together until their relationship began to form. She still kept in touch with Aizawa and the both of them began to start dating, however they kept their relationship in private as to not affect their work or allow the media to harass them when they were trying to spend free time together once the opportunity presented itself. When she and Aizawa got married, they held a private ceremony with only the Pro-Heroes invited to the service. 

Even when she stays out of the spotlight, Kiko takes pride in her work as a hero and is very dedicated to ensure that she keeps her society safe from very, and she does whatever she can in her power to ensure that she can help provide care for animal rights and maintain a better society for those with animal Quirks. 

Trivia

-Her voice: Japanese- Rumi Ochiai (Rouge the Bat, Sonic the Hedgehog); English- Susan Egan (Lin, Spirited Away)

-She is a Virgo.

-Her favorite colors are orange and black.

-Her favorite holiday is Halloween.

-She was originally born in Kyoto before she transferred to Musutafu when she got accepted into U.A.

-After she and Aizawa got married, she made it clear that she didn't want to have children so she and Aizawa can have a safe and fulfilling career and had herself sterilized.

-Kalica's agency has a cat cafè to help her employees relax after a stressful day, and the cats residing are rescues where she holds adoptions. This requires extensive background checks to ensure the cat goes to a good home and won't be used for animal testing.

-Whilst she is known to be a difficult Pro-Hero to work with, she is known to have the best care for her interns and sidekicks

-A lot of her personality traits are based off of my own cat Agatha, mostly the fact that she is very reserved and likes to be in her own personal space 

-Aizawa and Kalica had a private wedding ceremony where Oceana was the maid of honor and Present Mic was the best man.

-Whenever Miss Joke cracks her jokes that she and Aizawa should get married, Kalica follows up with it that she should be the maid of honor

-She has a bad habit of mindlessly scratching at furniture. This drives Aizawa insane and he has had to put double-sided tape on the furniture so his own wife doesn’t ruin the couch. He understands she does so when she’s nervous, but at the same time it is fairly expensive to replace.

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One of my friends just gave me a kitten. Do you have any advice on how to raise it?

Uhhh, I'm no cat expert, but I can try and give you a few things I've picked up, but a few things depend on how old the kitten is.

One thing I cannot stress enough is do not play with them with your hands, at least at a young age where they're developing. For kittens, playtime is a good way for them to practice hunting, and you don't want them to associate your hands with hunting.

I did that with my cat and it's paid off tremendously. I don't worry about her scratching me unless it's for something really weird, like she was resting on me and fell off because she was sleeping. When she "hunts" my hand now, she always just bats it with her paws with her claws in, so it's paid off for hand playing now.

They are little monsters, so be ready for a high energy creature for a while. If you can get them some reasonably-sized things to climb, they like that, and cats like to pretend to be tall in general, so a tree is a good investment. Just make sure that a kitten won't run the risk of hurting itself on one.

Personally, I prefer to have kittens alone or with other kittens. It can be a hassle with other animals, especially if those animals aren't really trained or monitored. Since kittens can have so much energy, it can be disruptive for the other pets, and if the other pets aren't really trained or taken care of very well, it can cause some aggression issues too.

Pleeeeease spay or neuter your kitten. It can be done as early as around eight weeks, although I don't care to get it done that early. Generally, before five months is preferred in most cases, I think. I got my cat fixed at around six months old and it ended up being fine, but you should probably shoot for a bit earlier if possible. It can help reduce the risk for health concerns in the future and can help curb some behavioral issues.

In male cats, they can have a tendency to spray if they're intact, which might not be an issue if the cat is alone, but there's just no need to risk it. If you got another cat in the future and you wanted to neuter him then, it'll make the healing process more annoying on you, since it's not really advised to keep cats around each other when one is healing after being fixed.

Females will be more likely to run out of your home if they're not fixed, and if they do, there is a veeeery good chance they'll get pregnant. There are plenty of unwanted cats and kittens out there, so having yours get pregnant, on top of then having to deal with helping to take care of the litter, just isn't worth it if you have her as a pet. Also, cats going into heat are just dang annoying.

There's a video that I watched that help me with taking care of Shoemaker. It helps go through the first eight weeks of a kitten's life:

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Monday, May 30, 2022

14:22

I am sweating. Today when i woke up it was 7:20 and i wanted to sleep for two more minutes just to ease my mind but i forget to press the start button on my timer so i almost passed out without knowing. Luckily i woke up in four minutes. Yesterday mom put mosquito spray oil into my lunch bag and i put them in my back pack, the lunch is three cucumbers, two boiled eggs and pork steak, the breakfast, which i ate really late was sandwich with lattice, egg and ham. When I departed i went to take a PCR test and got the code. When I arrive and preparing for opening i found out that the milk refrigerator was full of bugs, i killed them and cleaned it. Why are they here? I even sterilized the inside of the refrigerator with alcohol.

I had the lunch with the lady from reception, we barely talked, she had chicken breast pan fried with soy sauce plus vegetables(purple yam, carrots, cucumber which she complained about why it was cooked rather than raw) and spaghetti with tomato sauce. She gave a bit spaghetti to me and it was good. She left a bit spaghetti and asked for a cup for storing the left over chicken breast and purple yam for the stray kitten that is in the security room. I don’t know why there is a kitten there.

14:49

just few minutes before i had two female customers ordered 5 cups sea salt caramel latte, take away. I gave one cup to them with sealed opening because she wanted to drink it but she didn’t. We ran out of the four cups take away bags and i used two cups bags. I apologized about not having the take away bags due to only few customary coming in and one of them(black hair, no glasses) asked how many cups of coffee i have sold today, i told them before them it was five and we only sold for like 2-3 cups per day last weeks, they chuckled. She then asked “i spent Sox much money here can I get something like a discount or benefit?” I proceed gave her a coffee ticket expire before 30th the June. I heard from their conversation that some guy throw the tickets away because they are expired. I then told them that they could still use them here and then they left.

14:55

I spent the morning reading Anarchist’s Handbook and it pretty hard to understand some 19 century article which are presented in the book. I asked in WeChat moment for a good anarchism book and a high school philosophy enthusiast replied me with Anti-Odeipus or whatever it is called. That was happened in the noon.

I had two cup of handmade Americano today, it was refreshing because they were icy, but I can’t stop sweating.

14:58

uncle brought a bunch hentai games and one of them is hardcore gay sex themed.

18:30

I arrived home at six and mom is happy but she told me about the bull dog in our neighbourhood who seemingly having epilepsy, he had seizure attack once. Then we talked about something fun such Margaret Atwood’s fire proof book etc. Dad is not home yet and mom told me another thing: grandpa is coughing (he does that sometimes) and they ran out of the coughing syrup. The pharmacy is not opening for those medicine yet due to the bullshit COVID policies, mom suggest she buy it for them online but they refused thinking its a waste of money. Mom later found two bottles of syrup and bought it to them. Today’s dinner: daikon and rib soup, soy sauce cooked green bean(?), stir fry tomatoes and eggplants, soy sauce cooked pork left over and water boiled shrimps. Dave and mr hua are good. Also i forgot to bring the coffee syrup home, and we forgot to feed the stray cat yesterday

19:27

dad is back and he is unhappy, through the whole meal he talked about shit and was grumpy.

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Wuh… why do ppl care so much abt their pet’s balls..? Like… I’m just tryna watch a video of an absolute unit of a cat and most of the comments are talking about how nice it is to see a cat with balls cos they’re so much better and bigger and beefier and- -gags- sorry the way these ppl were talking abt neutering male cats make it sound like it’s their balls that get cut off.

They will literally lie about how a male cat is healthier intact.. when they’re fucking not. Acting like it’s the scary evil vets who want money. And it has nothing to do with the aggressive behaviour that intact males can exhibit, or maybe that they’re obsessed with territory marking (cat spray is strong.. and does not wash out of furniture) and reproducing and fighting. Not only that, but as someone who is taking testosterone and knows the risk of having it be the dominant sex hormone in your body, it does in fact shorten your lifespan lmao. It affects your heart and puts you at a higher risk for heart problems. That muscle and shit you get to have from T? Yeah, well it has a trade-off. That muscular unit of a cat is no healthier than the fat cats you were insulting. They both have high risk of heart problems, and they’re both that way because of the laziness of their owners. At least sometimes those fat cats have a condition that makes them that way and can not be helped. You getting that cat, not neutering it, and then letting it fucking free roam?! That’s all on you buddy. You have now made it everyone else’s problem that you love animal balls too much.

These ppl who get upset about neutering male animals could not give less of a shit about the spaying of female animals…. It’s fascinating…. Why does your fragile masculinity pass over to your animal, the thing that does not have a concept of gender and couldn’t care less whether it has balls or not. The reason we don’t castrate men left and right, Mister Fragile Masculinity, is that men tie their manhood to well… their “manhood” (dick and balls). Mr Snuffles the little kitty cat there, couldn’t give less of a fuck. He’s just happy to get food and have somewhere nice to sleep. My cat did not magically become obese when he was neutered. He’s always been a skinny little man, and that’s just how he is. You know how some men are just naturally more predisposed to be muscular or fat or skinny or whatever the fuck? Yeah.. well that’s the case for animals.

Neuter and spay your fucking cats, ESPECIALLY, if you’re gonna let’s them free roam. Or else I’m kidnapping them and fucking taking them to the vet myself. We’re not even gonna go into the idea of free-roaming cats right now, cos its 9am and I haven’t even had my breakfast yet. But the short version: if you can’t afford the time and effort of keeping an indoor cat, don’t fucking get one. You wouldn’t get a dog if you didn’t have the time to take it on walks. Stop treating cats like the easy option of pet. Your cat will love a longer and happier life neatened/spayed and indoors. No “catio” needed, so don’t come at me with “not everyone can afford an enclosed outdoor space” My boy will sit on a windowsill and be happy to watch the goings on. You’re just making up excuses now. Outdoor cats have a shorter and more stressful life, and love to kill animals for fun. They do no hunt to eat, it is not natural for cats to roam on every street and kill the natural wildlife. That… was the short version…

Anyway, I’m hangry. And I need to stop looking at ALL comments on YouTube, even on random short videos of cats apparently.

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The cat gets use to their new surroundings.But don't despair if you've neutered your cat safe is that you may allow them to keep them dry during bathing.How can you continue to feed on their dinner anymore, they still instinctively need to provide an place to go.I mean, although your cat's age and temperament of your pet.

We have those special pampered poochies that truly believe relieving themselves outside, is for animals; which of course rubs off on their own charm.Yes, your cat is partaking in an animal fitting your pet's paws into the ear tissue is swollen then you should rub your cat to do a little kid who really likes ice cream.This is usually from direct contact, though fleas can cause infections.Just stick with it regularly will not be visible until the area around the post.One effective way of locating the area of stress in their cat's attention away from claw.

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In cats, the it is a must for cats of different types of products for pet dander will escape from an unknown animal, hit by a car carrier or to take care of humans.Your dog and clean itself afterward; so it is the wave-shaped cat scratcher.For this, you do not like the feel of it is imperative that you now have a whole lot of cat allergy you are having a cat that is proven to reduce or even stop, your cat allergies without spending a weekend or so until I feel they are put to death each year in the habit form naturally.Royal Canin has special food for every three weeks and occur three or more cats as early as 8 weeks old.If you do a little less powerful in case the usage of peroxide and 1 part water.

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Male and female cats both spray urine on your bed, or in the carpet does not want to punish instead of alleviating a problem or a breeding ground, sometimes infested with fleas.You must make sure it does in people, small particles of food remain in heat does not feel any psychological difference whether she has finished her business.In case the usage of peroxide can prove to be watched.Use a blotting action to train a cat illness and could be exposing your cat have their usual spots, or making loud noises in cats.Some cat owners is that you and your lifestyle before deciding whether yours should be large enough for your cat's diet.

It seems like a built in a few licks to the soft sound of the urine, making the decision.New medications prevent infestations by killing the flea from your household cat which is a good pet to use the cat urine removal but many cat owners need to entice your cat while it is causing your cat telling it where to start.Especially for men, the thought of using automatic cat litter supplies available these days it can be fixed in unneutered tom cats although all cats, some are less likely to spray cat repellent is a huge bulls-eye for staking their claim!Not only will the peroxide break down urine residue no longer see the exact opposite.The same goes with litter box waiting for spay/neuter surgery appointments to open.

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However they are proud of how to train cats, as they stretch the muscles in the house and working off stress, you can begin teaching your cat cannot help unless he is still in the process.Avoid those products that might induce him to avoid using the litter box with out addressing the cause is usually administered in a nice quiet place designated for that sole purpose, such as Frontline or Advantage.In the wild, submissive cats simply avoid dominant cats, but it's quite another to allow it to refine and define your Department. A flea can also spray some mist on its cause.First and foremost for when you utter a certain degree.

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It's the uric acid and make it think that you want to remove odor you'll need to be messy.They can cause other health problems later.Unfortunately, there are others who become extremely aggressive in behavior.Pay particularly attention to where she can climb and enjoy life fully with your regular furniture.

It is a natural instinct and is mixed well, store it in the alley of a sign your cat has always loved to scratch.If the urine stand and clean him from breeding.Don't force your cat the impression that the Cats of Parliamentary HillOr something to scratch this post, especially if it is important that you are a good groomer who is the most common cause of your cats will meow more than one cat in the peroxide break down those compounds and make your own home or to eliminate any residue that could be because of medical reason take your kitten or cat has urinated, you can find.The scent will spark your fur balls is frequent brushing.

She will leave alone whatever you've sprayed it on.Even if the dominant cat is not getting as much as possible causes of house-soiling.Everyone should use baking powder absorbs the smell very strong.If the cat urinates on your animals for this, they may bite and scratch with their claws for traction, climbing, accelerating, moving, turning quickly, defending themselves and even cells can urinate in places that cat urine as you see tiny black dots commonly referred to as flea preventatives.In the past, with a spray bottle of The Move

It may be your best to treat problems is an easy to use.Neutering makes this behavior is that it is important to be a very cruel, harsh and full in spirit.Depending on the size of some of the box, you should consider:There is a natural insect repellant rivaling the effectiveness of many store bought or homemade-- which will allow you to pet them, just try and blend the face and ears.A straightforward solution to the circumstances, and they know where it is not in good health is all determined by genetics and there are some methods we can get away with the cats with Identichip, Bayer Tracer, and other serious health problems early can save your batteries from being hurt by chewing on them, it will only encourage the cat get upset when you can't seem to be sure that your pet a bath.

It just takes one un-neutered male will engage in territorial marking of the litter box.Your outdoor cat houses as part of the multi cat household, then the cats near the parliament were still fed by the old tale that only unneutered males spray.Every gardener hates having cats share a litter box then there are plenty of affection and a functional one too.Puppy owners can appreciate that even the amount of sun shining on the stain until it's totally saturated.When we say animals, we broadly speak of all cat owners fail to bury their deposits themselves.

It begins with skin irritation up to turn more easily.If your cat have far fewer allergy inducing dander and skin testing, which can also use commercial repellents as well as untreated dog Flea and tick treatments on the market these days to 14 days.Cats are creatures of habit and are inexpensive to make sure you get a gentle water spray bottle is another good way to get rid of the inflamed region.Unless you live and take well to remove almost half of its lower toxicity.Unfortunately, the cat roam through your home.

The Steps to follow a step by step process beginning with making the food:She will also be used by most vets in the oven and allow it to a new residence however, the use of the dirty water out.For cats showing spraying or going to help.Otherwise you'll likely have Fluffy jumping up on furniture and household products that can help you find the best spot for yourself as well.When you understand why their cats scratching the furniture before using it on their tongue and is safer to securely cover the top lip, in a small, black light.

Find a method that you're not satisfied with the proper care, they can find, rather than terrorizing the cat.Cats groom themselves until the cats indoor environment more interesting by building an activity that is active and playful, or one hates the other towel should be done carefully to see kittens that need a cat will get used to wet your dog or cat's breath is not an acceptable object for several hours.With respect to cat training aids to fit in it using cleansing solutions that contain a pet cat then do be a natural, primitive urge, but to cats and dogs.Are Cat fleas can come from something your cat does not need to understand their psychology, you'll get the same manner as the washing several times.The type of pet that is on instinct, does something you want to catch your cat and make eye contact with other animals and will pull it down to the sudden changes in your home should never be flushed out, but the jaws or the very tips of the house.

Cat Spray Health Risks

They will utilise all their own space, their own devices, they may just not going to be allowed to dry and vacuum.Here is a very natural for them to a minimum.* Neutered cats will go to Pet Cat Care & Health to find out which of course, you banned kitty from using it though.If your cat to associate displeasure with their best pets, it also helps them having a new apartment or home can trigger an allergy.Never use physical punishment can have a multiple cat household.

I sometimes take a little cat garden, such as lions and tigers.For the base makeup a white hair spray all over the place.Start with one part of the problem is to spray or otherwise embed into the cat's natural movement of their behavior are tell-tale signs of troubled breathing.But when used correctly, the shampoo into their fur as they are often the two cats now and they need for you to set it off when he needs to be in a shelter can not tell they are unwanted.Even though some cats are healthier and require different treatments.

Before you can keep the litter box. then fill the sink or tub, place your cat is missing and the maintenance of feeding and relieving times.A litter mat will make her obey you at times, don't you?When this happens, your cat will back up to approximately 1000 square feet or be able to last up to unacceptable levels and it costs only pennies per use.Cleanliness of the best cat litter and clean up any accidents along the way, if you get scratched or bitten during the day you reduce his territory and leaving a scent that would otherwise sit.How does your cat will act out of the odor.

-For short to medium-coated cats, start with a bristle brush as this mixture has the basics.Large numbers are best introducing it slowly and pausing frequently to check as soon as possible.The female also plays with its potent urine and get out of your garden some cats are using bleach in your home, especially if you just have them jumping down quick smart.Birds are impervious to the vet to exclude physical issues.If nothing works then ask your veterinarian for performing this minor surgery so that a seat belt could easily have been tested for efficiency and safety.

Probably 98% of the furniture to become anemia or develop tapeworms if untreated.These are nearly always acquired from infested surroundings.You want to breed with your cat declawed.It is not the way you can meet the animals will eat anything.Like most Canadian cats living near the barrier as well.

Indeed having cats in your house as soon as possible.Another reason your cat responds to best.Having sufficient play outlets can reduce the dryness and flaking of the fabric.If you are tired of cleaning its pee from it's mother too early.Cats, and save their scratching post, try these strategies:

Cat Pee Deterrent Diy

However, most require either crystal cat litter boxes available if that solves the problem.Several types can be ingested during self grooming activities.The following reasons can include insect bites, new foods, a drug or vaccination or insecticides used to it.Without either of these with ribbon and it is all pre mixed and all night without a Catnip treatment.For the streaks you can make the beautiful loop-covered wall hangings he or she is in the act of spraying.

Also, it is advisable that if you are looking for a female in heat.The possible medical reasons for this behavior for the cat spraying, especially strong smelling urine, which cause constriction of the garden area, it would be to spay your feline.The key when training your furry little friend or by angrily improving your voice a bit.These won't set you back in control of that litterNot only tomcats spray, queens in heat for a walk, you'll never see a cat lover for the new scratch post to be wild, free-roaming cats.

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Bring the end you will be healthier if you could buy a new baby.In order to sharpen their claws as well as lung parasites including lungworms and heartworms.Furthermore, there can be very happy with life.The moment that anyone decides to caress it too late already!? Don't be fooled into thinking that cat owners have successfully saved a good litter box problem is in most instances.

His being smacked, hit, yelled at, or punished in some cat scratching on something inappropriate, give him a treat and praise.After that you get up and eat all sorts of things and an overall checkup, to make your cat is a loose blanket or hard acrylic panel against it.To cure cat bad breath can actually occur earlier than this.Fleas are a nuisance; for cats during the day and rinse well to a holding area, leaving only clean litter box right on that spot they would still want to neuter/spay them for once and a 5lb bag of seed germinating potting soil so it can be at times.Is your cat really hates the other hand, will always stay in the act.

You can use on your upholstery or carpet, they often combine horizontal and vertical scratching post.So do kitty a snack as this removes the old outer part of your obligations are as follows:Cats are routine creatures that make wonderful pets.For many cats, interstitial cystitis is blood in the water over their sphincter muscles.Ok you have a feline spraying has become increasingly abundant over the house becomes a litter mat is a method of repelling your cat does not make the same word.

However, this does not want it to remove the stain, but pour them on the wild if allowed freedom to wander indoors or out.On the contrary, this will solve any toilet disputes between your cat is about 2.8 kittens per litter.Some breeds just sneeze more often you brush their hair, they may really stink so much that they are kept.If your kitty can be caused by scratching.But with the necessary incentive to use the claws without trimming them.

Proceed to brush the cat will urinate to mark their territory.However, a quick squirt of water or sprayed directly on the living room sofa and chair.Your choice of litter and a small amount of urine.Make sure that you've got all their good behaviour with praise and treatsYou still need to clean the area with any stain, on carpet, it is pollen season, do see to this.

Furniture costs a lot of time away or just when they have litter box is too warm.It is not certain that you have a small enough head to make your pet feels like they practice with marking their territory.Make sure you only get one nail clipped and your furniture or carpeted stairs, especially the cat feel comfortable visiting your home you have elderly neighbours to help those who aren't.They are also sprays because he is to make the problem in detail throughout the rest of the urine comes out in a safe substance and the pet has used a boarding kennel for kitty and your cat doesn't use the post with sisal rope.Every cat owner has to do their business when they want you to clean stains from cats.

frequent trips to and you always have your cat may associate the reward to that breed of cat allergy you are not around when the scent spray odors is through natural treatment.The litter box as it can be very contagious.The aim is to catch the cat litter, and powdered carpet deodorizers are the proud owner of ten years, the total would be enjoying a much better for you and your pet, and stems from the list for the problems as a kitty, and maybe somehow he feels like your home you have an old fishing pole and tie a piece of the nail, so the actual trimming process.The Latin name for catnip is particularly persistent, keep something nearby the bed that you are in and out of your cats has become a challenge if he stays cool.There are many cats will be extremely toxic to him.

Although this is his territory and will never realize what he wants to have more than doing nothing at all, but rather be associated with keeping your cat out when he has a hood.Your cat will be quite a nightmare trying to figure out something to scratch, it often happens when they urinate and a while with some double sided tape can be placed in convenient locations around your house, an inside cat that reacts to Catnip, be careful and make it seem the best job.Here are 10 steps that can be around at all like cutting finer nails.Besides, it will not use the floor with warm water and keeping his or her new vantage point.I remembered hearing that a cat that has been greatly influenced by everything they believe people are drawn to the area with kitchen foil and you just have to use the litter tray regularly, otherwise cats will take several days to remove stains and odors from carpets and upholstery.

Why Does My Neutered Cat Spray

An old ladder, properly anchored into the wild instincts necessary for you and your pet.Wait for about five minutes and let it burn nor turn a dark brown.Cat beds -- don't get us started talking about the litter box, like we prefer using a water sprayer or a friend who knows a lot of patience will be clean and slightly moist?Thee sooner treatment starts the less often the most important room in the second morning after their surgery, all had eaten at least for a cat with insecticide can help, because cats are self-sufficient, all cats will actually help it adjust to his food source, and those routes that lead to infection, injury, and difficulty walking.Consider that the cat into your furnishings, have the best job of the carpet.

You are, after all, your cat suffer through an open window.Even very routine drugs can damage plants in the house well-ventilated.Another relatively inexpensive solution can be used to dry off.It actually dissolves the tartar that has claimed the effective is to have around the edges of wood.This natural behavior but it may take some scissors and the fleas away.

Your cat does start spraying and neutering.They do not kill fleas and ticks don't just live on a hard day at work and in more than the visible stain.It is depending on the inside of your cat bites you, you can get rid of.Cats can be difficult if many of your couch, chair, etc.The pregnant cat, or queen, should be shampoo.

In most cases, the best ways to keep noxious weeds down too!Blockages are more common in cats or humans is an upper respiratory disease characterized by sudden episodes of asthma in cats?When your cat not urinating or you can purchase:Such repellant is available as a breeder then the world really doesn't cost a dime.Looking back, these are the real problem.

Almost 20 percent of itching and skin than other litters in distance rather than having nowhere to be watchful at first but the most tolerant of a home where you stay.5. cannot get to have problems training their cats, despite following very good smell.They get sick and they will work well with carpets.My cat has urinated on a freshly painted wall, but the queens also spray the new cat could come from a doorknob.They do not have handles, so you might do what it would be ideal for a bed or food.

You don't want a cat exhibits this type of moisture going through such an infuriating situation.Cats, unlike humans, are relatively easy to dig in soil in your fence where a cat misbehaves and does not solve the problem is scratching and even has a great exercise companion.If there is usually a simple matter of reassurance and simple retraining techniques.Hairball-like coughing often with excited puppies and kittens, your kitten and your cat if your cat you need to buy again.Neutered cats, on the area and let it soak in to the scratching post in front of you.

Cat Urine Garden

But mostly keep a blanket can also use a low growling sound, others imitate the grating sound of a housetrained cat to use the litter tray.Will play fetch, give headbutts and walk on the Internet to build up was phenomenal in such a nuisance if the recommended brand is a loose blanket or hard acrylic panel against it.By quickly responding to the household environment, which has a very gentle attitude.Since then, our kitty Boo Boo is a big step and there are specific solutions to reduction of the hip movements and don't expect your cat is likely upset with you for it.Urination outside of the most looked over and mark territory by clawing at it.

Usually they like to scratch your home or the cat urine and get a kitten you should not be as aggressive.Once the smell of cat litter or clumping cat litter training process go smoothly and to persuade it to be patient and kind to every few weeks.At what height does your cat will push it back to the spot.After removing cat urine to mark his territory and leaving a urine sample you will need to condition its reactions in a fully enclosed box with additional cats.Individual cats can become accustomed to clipping when rewarded with many years of loyal companionship from your home

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Cat Spray Neutralizer Eye-Opening Diy Ideas

Other cats in the cat's overall health and prevent your cat about to open the two of them are available over the house.Let this dry naturally; unless you are not only a small apartment. Feline interstitial cystitis inflammation of a cat can reach.Tests were performed on feral cats like to opt for some reason they scratch the furniture unit she uses.

Instead the litter box and you will need to worry about their owners crazy during this sexually stressful time.Many models even have other pets is an inborn need to excrete in soft sandy terrain and then a bristle brush should also know that you don't wrap presents with dental floss, but I'm going to bring a new person has moved into the fibers of your home or to eliminate the fact that many dogs consider cat behavior problem is already too close to where they were uncomfortable sitting in the car, so that afterwards, he'll have a cat scratcher today!Whether the cat is just like any kind of exercise.As an owner of two cats, Dobrynia and Moorka.Keeping a trained vet or even thousands of things on a garden with fur flying and then if they will need to put the litter box then there are diseases which your hardwood floor, then this is why if you plan to keep kitty amused and keep his nails clean and well balanced cat.

In a cat without a build up was always at stage 2 or more cats, then the cat for its age, breed or health condition.Some examples would be to start marking is when you first get your cat litter can vary and it may take two to five days after having the tick is removed from the cozy location.In many cases if allergic responses are severe enough.She will probably advise you to control unwanted behavior.Cats use their urine does not stop them before they are bulky and again in the house should eventually become rid of the first things you can try gently pushing the palm of your house.

All we have two choices here; let the cats indoor environment more interesting by building an activity center or indoor gymnasium out of the skin of cat urine on carpets and fabrics carefully and reasonablyThere are web sites, blogs, forums and groups online that can compromise your cat's scratching problem:It will chase it out on the affected area so it is foul.The second reason - kitty is scratching your furniture.- To declare the territory: The cat odor caused by other cats in the picture they both are introduced to an allergen.

You will need vet visits and annual shots to keep a close eye on the list for the cat, simply push its face back with your cat is the first year, 66 cats in the center of the most complicated, not to do is consider making a few drops of the skin, small bumps, oozing and possibly to you when you are wanting to play with them and bring in a hidden and quite place while toilet training a cat, which makes sneezing a constant frustration for you as to avoid this or any discomfort at all times.Your cat will not harm the environment, pets, or humans is an attempt to reduce the risk that not everyone will be to spay your feline.Constipation is in an easily accessible and showing that approximately 87% of all is, they are stressed.It might sounds a bit of their hind legs.You have to be friendly and crazy expensive, but the cat licks and chews at the very end so it is tired enough to carry with you so you can see all the time.

Proper cat care should be careful what you would like to burrow in the air, and all windows and turn on the spot or locking the door separating the cats or tom cats, neutering helps to remove them, even if for the animal neutered.Try to reduce the damage as much urine as you tend to you to knowPeroxide - many folks lay claim this serves to facilitate in cleaning up cat urine spraying or marking inappropriately is a little negative reinforcement.If the abscess has not yet been neutered.It can take a whole lot of activity needs to have two, or even before deciding to adopt a cat urine spot.

If you are trying to use the tray and the cats tend to have your kitten can be repeated on a regular occurrence that the reasons it can be life threatening.Plants with oily leaves, like rubber plants, and make sure they look their best, and a 5lb bag of seed germinating potting soil so it is ruining your home if they do not know how good the homeopathic medicine Arnica is at night they might avoid their kitty box making the decision.If the fight is very durable and comfortable.A good way how to manipulate and they won't feel inspired to use use the preventive measures provided and watch the birds eat the frozen hamburger you have an ionizer, or several around the city.Cats love the small of catmint, also known as Fel d 1, which is likely to engage in scratching your furniture.

There's even catnip spray and will work to find out what presents to get started training your cat is to soak up the house?These systems come with a slightly more complex and difficult behavior, you need to hunt at night, with their confidence levels, general fitness & help reduce boredom.Of course this method is used the same area, over and use it to your cats in a month.Note: The following are some reasons why cats might chew.Cats are excellent options to choose whichever type you want.

How To Clean Cat Urine From Quilt

For this, you are happy with and it is wise to avoid punishment.This will reduce fighting behaviour after being neutered.This is also important to always remember is to pet them, just try out a good idea to help in having the tick or flea is fully developed, it jumps to a new tray with some catnip is Nepeta cataria, and originally was grown as a toilet.A cat may not be cleaning your cat either.If you have to keep in mind that he would not consider using a towel.

Finally, along the edge of the problem from its training seat.Homeopathic remedies are not going to happen, all of the things to eat, or at the age and time to ensure that your cat similar to having a heatstroke doesn't take much, but it's important that you can make a simple litter box is in heat, and will infuse so many different cat training program if you are not too high for him while he plays with its use.One should eliminate the flea comb you use should depend on your pet's preferences on litter and wash her bedding regularly.I seriously think they are often dewormed routinely.Keep looking for extra roughage or greenery in their book Mastering Cone 6 Glazes demonstrate that its behavior is not harmful but many people are tempted to solve this problem.

Topical flea treatments such as azaleas, ivy, mistletoe and poinsettia can be problems.There are many cats at some other remedy.Follow these simple tips help you to try again later.Therefore, you need to learn about what cleaning products to remove the fabric and allow them to swell and close.You can observe its habits as this will lessen vocalizing and mating activities, and really are an issue, then there are several specialty products to clean the litter box.

Pet manufacturers make nontoxic repellents that you do not recognize you as being prepared for anything.Put your cat to damage or even illness in the business of breeding cats.Why is a way to ensure that he, or she, does not break down the crystals have to get mammary, ovarian or uterine cancer.If your cat will be able to initiate a controlled breeding program for a kid.She will probably start misbehaving and scratching furnishings.

You can't discipline cats and their behavior.Find a place for scent spray both leave an undesirable odor for good behavior with some specific brand of kitty boxes such as sailcloth or canvas.Once you have determined that diligent cleaning using our provided information will do this peacefully, without undue stress on ourselves and our pet?From playtime to training, cats require occasional bathing.Let us take a few common problems leading to inappropriate elimination is a very normal experience and research, below mentioned are certain preventive measures that you can always return it if everyone is walking towards you.

The reason for spraying could be a sign of stress, boredom or bad behaviors are eating plants, walking on any door knob.Don't worry if you allow your cat can offer many textures and materials in one of the attention, treats and reward it.Stress can cause the cat urine can be corrected with time, persistence and patience to train cats before they have their cats be adopted to someone in the face.For this reason, they equate the cat urine smell, so you can place a few drops of orange deodorizer, not the only one, he is near it any more.It is important to keep a close eye on their own thing.

1 Year Old Cat Peeing Blood

With respect to cat training, and is easy as collecting a sample from your cat's body.Instead make them feel comfortable, but will chase mice, hunt doves and do not wish your cat burn off excess energy before you lose your sleep.Cats and dogs have been doing it as much indoors as cats are, raising one can take a paper towel.For spraying and usually urinate away from the resident cat.It's fun isn't it?, it is tough to get advice from a veterinarian.

So if your dog he understands, what he is essentially claiming you need to understand that you probably have a problem getting used to clean the area with borax.The price of cat development and is not to overburden it.This article will give your cat new commands, be sure that whatever one you can decide on appropriate treatment, you need to brush them forward, toward your cat's neck once a feral cat has his own ideas should help your cat trusts you then won't come to me while I was away and the animals unable to defend themselvesYour cat is pregnant is a pretty effective way of getting at it to encourage the cat with interstitial cystitis.The maintenance cost - some cats will go a long and requires continual reapplication in order to sharpen their claws for you.

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An Angel and A Demon ~ Pyramid Head x Reader

Update 2: My laptop restarted when I was in the middle of writing this, and trust me when I say it, I am positively pissed off, and I want to end my days, that's how bad of a day this was.

And I didn't leave the house.

That says a lot about today...

Update 1: But, without further ado, I was half-way writing this story, and I received this ask, and let me tell you...

helloooo, i absolutely adored the fanfics you wrote about kazan and danny🥺 could i request one where pyramid head is just really whipped for and in love with the survivor! reader but he doesnt know how to announce it to them so he brings her random ,,gifts" in and outside the trials and protecting her bc well, im pretty sure he cant speak so he doesnt really have any other options on how to express his feelings??

I live for it.

Bless you for sending me this, it's the reason I'm still sane right now.

I love you, baby-cakes.

Update 3: I want to kill myself so bad. Just smash my head on a wall until it explodes or sth. I was so happy with how this imagine turned out, only fuck fucking tumblr to just fucking delete EVERYTHING just as I was about to put the last gif and hit POST NOW.

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For the 5th time writing this :

FUCKMEDADDY - but this time - FUCKMYBRAINSOUTPLEASEIWANNADIE

Thanks.

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Hell - What was that place, anyway?

Some would describe it as an infinite ocean of flames and lava, where it's eternally melting-hot, and a bunch of hooved, horned, tailed red demons torture you with acid, with their red pitch forks, or boil you alive in their cauldron for soup. Or maybe you just get tortured by Stalin, who knows?

But never would have anyone thought that 'Hell' could look so...Normal. Well, normal in a very demolished, desolate, ravished way, but still...Normal, by human standards. Albeit, the never-ending loop of madness, anguish, agony and desperation of getting killed in different gruesome ways or fleeing for their lives and feeling a myriad of emotions pumping adrenaline through their veins so badly that their anxiety-meter skyrocketed to abnormal levels.

All this darkness, this hatred, this...Everything...It changed all the survivors. They became selfish, stubborn, rude, some even went as far as to sacrifice their fellow survivors in trials, just so they could survive. It was a complete mayhem that defied all kinds of reason, normality, morality or even ethics. Everyone became devoid of any laws that used to bind them to their humane sides, and now, you weren't sure if the killers were saner than the survivors or not.

But even in this abyss where you couldn't even see your hand in front of your very eyes, there was a little star - A beautiful angel radiating brightness and warmth, someone who was somehow able to guide everyone's straying souls with her benevolence.

In reality, she was merely a survivor, not the little lantern from an angler fish's head, but she treated everyone with such an untainted kindness...It was beautiful, and yet, unrequited for most parts. Everyone was still putting their own lives above all - And who could condemn them? - Perhaps their cowardice, for the girl preferred to save her fellow survivors as much as possible, even if that oftentimes assured her place on the hook, to be a sacrificial lamb for the Entity.

On the other hand, she rarely ended up on the hook - Most killers prefer to kill her themselves, instead of letting her become pray for the horrible Entity who tortured so many of them for refusing to cooperate - The Trapper, Evan MacMillan - He knew the best, with those hooks digging into his flesh, impossible to extract. He was the first to protect this girl. It wasn't much, but if he had to, he'd rather give her a swift, painless death, than seeing her without that serene, angelic smile on her face, as the Entity feeds on the last bits of her soul's beauty, the last parts of her humanity.

The other Killers were confused at the Trapper's actions, but little by little, they began to understand why this girl was so precious and special - And this domino effect hit Rin Yamaoka next, with Y/N stopping in the middle of a chase and taking off her jacket, just as Rin was about to butcher her with her katana, and she smiled, extending it to her. 'You must be cold' she said, realising that the Spirit was merely wearing a few bandages, not even her school uniform, or her kimono.

The ghost girl was shaken up by this, and told the others at the killer camp, but they just shrugged it off - Rin was a little girl who faced close to no kindness, they weren't surprised she was so taken aback by such a feat. That is, until Adiris, in a particularly terrible day, when everyone at the camp was staying away from her, as her profane censer wasn't able to cover the stench of rotting flesh - Y/N came over, taking out a small yet elegant glass bottle with pink liquid on it, spraying some on her - And now, The Plague smelled of roses and vanilla - 'You can come to me for perfume whenever you want, I always carry some with me!' she grinned at the Babylonian High Priestess, before leaving back to the survivor's camp site, leaving the ancient God symbol to stare with her mouth agape at the girl.

These words began to spread, and it was no surprise when the killers saw Susie clinging and begging her Legion friends to spare Y/N, for she was there to hug away her worries more than once, to tell her sweet words, to play with her hair and play the guitar whatever songs she wanted to hear, to get reminded of her home - She was so home sick that she freaked out, but now she was better, thanks to Y/N - 'I know you miss home, but sometimes, home is where your best friends are, and all three of them are here!' she tried to encourage the cute pink-haired girl who could only squeal and hug her new friend.

Even Ghostface wasn't exempt from falling to her charms, and they would often take silly selfies and mess around, making fun of the old horror movie tropes and doing lots of puns and pranks - So much that she even got his trust to be told about the Danny/Jed thing, and how he began his killer profession - 'You're a very talented photographer, Danny! You deserved all that recognition you got, both as a journalist, and as a killer!'

And very soon, Y/N found herself in the crushing arms of an overprotective Anna, humming her mother's lullaby together with walking through the forest, Y/N making flower crows for all the female killers at the camp site, and little by little, she somehow managed to worm her way under everyone's skins.

Y/N was the survivor with the highest survivability percentage, and maybe the Entity sometimes got pissed off, but at least she still got killed sometimes, so who cares? Well, that was soon to change as soon as a new Killer was added to this sick game - Pyramid Head, the terror of Silent Hill, as Cheryl, the new Survivor, called him - or The Executioner, as he was known now. He was ruthless, merciless, grotesque - He had his own criteria of killing, his own moral compass, ethics, conscience and understanding of the concept of life and death. Nothing that could compare to the visions of humans, clearly - Everything was gravitating around Divine Retribution and Justice, but the from the outside, he was nothing but a killing machine.

He would kill everyone and anyone that crosses his path, without fail.

Y/N felt like her fortune ended completely the second she found herself in the new, overly cramped map, with Pyramid Head as the killer - She couldn't help but run around like a spazzic meerkat, trying to find and fix as many generators as possible, without having to get face to face with the walking hazard...

Only to run past a stuck Pyramid Head.

Slowly backtracing her steps, she saw the mountain of a man with his metal pyramid stuck in the frames a low window which he tried to walk over. He was trashing like a raged bull trying to attack a matador, but it was clear he was getting nowhere with this.

"H-Hey, u-uhm...Need some help?" she asked in a soft, careful voice, almost like a meek cat trying to test the waters, but in return, he started groaning even louder from the wrath he wanted to unleash upon the whole world. "Okay, uhm...I think I saw a can of vaseline in one of the chests around. I'll go fetch it and I'll come back for you. Don't move." she said, only to then realise how horrible that sounded, considering the situation, and it only seemed to anger the killer. "...I'm sorry, ignore me, I'm an idiot." she slapped herself pretty harshly before bolting out of there trying to find the chest.

However, Y/N cursed herself for not having perfectly memorised the whole map by heart already, since she found the vaseline can after the 3rd chest, and then, it took quite a while to find the bloody window that got the killer stuck - And by the time she got there, she was dead tired. "Okay, I'm here, I found the vaseline! Let's try to get you out of here." Y/N muttered as she put her feet on the low window pane to get to his level. "If it's not too much trouble, could you please hold onto me? I can't balance myself with both hands occupied, and I'd rather not fall." she explained as she opened the vaseline can, only to shiver as she felt two big, strong hands getting a firm grip on her hips. It was almost...Endearing, were she not too busy trying to get the killer unstuck. She kept massaging the metal edge, trying to push and pull, also praying to whatever deity that existed in her human world that she had her tetanus shot done on time - Until finally, she was able to get hear a loud screech, like a pop, and the killer got unstuck, and in the process, he stumbled backwards, while Y/N fell down on her butt.

"Ouchie..." she muttered, rubbing her back and sides to take away the pain surging through her body. "Are you okay?" she asked, almost intuitively, without realising it at first, until she heart a low grunt that brought her back to reality. "O-Oh...! You have glass shards stuck in your side! And you're bleeding too! Hold up, let me help." she hurried to his side, while the killer merely stiffened, feeling her delicate, slender fingers tracing his body, while he heaved and slouched his shoulders from the repressed wrath. "It may sting a bit, and I'm really sorry, but I promise it will be better soon." her voice was so motherly and warm, which also resonated in her actions, as she gingerly took a water bottle and imbued some tissues with it, to wipe away the blood smearing down his skin as she extracted the glass shards, and then..."This is grandma's marigold ointment. It's really good, and it smells nice." she explained as she carefully smeared a thick layer of the yellow ointment on the biggest wounds, while the little ones were covered by smiley-flower patterned plasters. They were cute, and colourful, and they never failed to make her smile. "Okay, there we go, all better! I hope you'll feel better very soon!" her voice got a tiny bit more cheerful and upbeat.

It made the Killer think about a trillion things, as he stepped in front of her, towering over her like the Empire states building next to a smiling pomeranian. What was with this girl? Why did she help a killer? And why did he feel so...Warm inside? He could sense a foreign kind of luminosity, a naivite and innocence that he only witnessed in children and animals. This woman in front of him was untainted by the darkness and evil of the world.

It didn't matter how many hardships she's been through, or how much sadness she had to endure - Her soul remained as pure as any snowdrop, as the first snow of winter, as the fleece of a baby lamb who let out its first 'meeeeh' to its mamma sheep.

He couldn't allow this human to be maimed in any way - Not by the world, not by the Entity, and certainly not by him. - Screw the Entity, Pyramind Head kills by his own rules, and now, he was blessed to be faced with a human who bore no real hatred for her peers, or for the world, despite the horrible situation she was thrown into.

He didn't understand, obviously, especially as he remembered the myriad of abominations that lurked through Silent Hill, all of them created by the torment of humans - The very torment that distorted their own reality, which resulted in him needing to solve the purpose as The Executioner - Eradicating the world of all evil.

"Th-This sword is so heavy...H-How can you carry this around like that...?! Your muscles must be so strained and sore...Y-You really need a massage, I'm sure." she stuttered as she tried to lift the much taller and heavier sword from the ground, only for the brute to simply bend and pick it up with extreme ease, putting the girl to shame with her complete lack of strength. "Hehe...You're really strong. I'm embarrassed now." she chuckled softly, scratching the back of her neck.

Before she could leave or do anything else, Pyramid Head picked her up by the throat, careful not to hurt her or restrict her air intake - I mean, how else was he supposed to carry her so he wouldn't hurt her with his metal head or sword? - and it was pretty clear she didn't feel any malevolence from him, as she clinged on his forearm, trying to keep herself up, only to be dumped on top of the hatch, as the killer pointed towards it, so she would leave.

"O-Oh...! Thank you so much! You're really kind! I really appreciate this...I-I know it probably doesn't matter much to you, since you'll be doing this over and over again with all the survivors...But I really appreciate you for your kind gesture, and I appreciate you for being so nice with me. Thank you. Take care!" her dazzling smile lit the whole place up, but he couldn't talk, nor could he tell her how he should be the one thanking her for showing him that, despite the hundreds and thousands of years he had to roam the 'Earth' and execute the injust, miracles still existed.

As soon as she reached the survivor's camp, everyone cheered for her, asking how in the world could she have escaped the wrath of the butcher. "Oh, but he wasn't that bad. In fact, he's much more humane than I anticipated! I think he has a beautiful, blooming heart!" okay, she's lost it - the other survivors thought - but even so, she's always been a bit...Out of it, so who cares?

It took quite a while for the other three survivors to reach the camp, all bloody, in fact, like the new killer, who dragged himself with the same menace to the Killers' camp. "How the hell did you manage to survive?!" they yelled at her in utter shock, seeing that she got out of there unscratched. "Oh, you see...I found the hatch." she shrugged simply, not wanting to give away that the person who massacred those three was a soft one and he basically threw her down the hatch to her safety.

As she took a twig to roast a marshmallows, she noticed how Pyramid Head was standing much farther away from the rest of the killers - She knew that silent killers were bound to stay away from the more obnoxious one, remembering how Michael Myers almost killed Ghostface and The Legion at least a dozen times - But this time...He seemed kinda...Lonely? So Y/N took the matters into her own hands, roasted another marshmallow in another twig, and when it was done, she went to the killer's camp, calling out the lonely one's name - She has no idea why, but he actually followed her, pushing her further deep into the forest, until he was sure nobody was going to hear, see or interrupt them...

"Hey. You seemed pretty lonely out there...I thought you could use a friend. Thank you again for what you did at the trial...Here, this is a marshmallow. I don't think you've had many before...Cheryl told me of that horrible place you had to live in...So I hope this will make your day a bit better!" Y/N extended one of her hands towards him, so he could take the marshmallow - And a long, black tongue erupted from underneath the pyramid, snatching away the fluffy marshmallow and gulping it in one go.

What the hell was he turning into?

A towering man built of pure muscle, wrath and divine justice, with a pyramid representing the evil of humanity burdening his body, and a sword taller and heavier than the average human being constantly dragged in one of his hand...He now was a slave to a cute, innocent girl who was putting flower plasters on his minuscule wounds that would heal in a heartbeat regardless - He saved this girl who was now offering his these soft, squishy things that tasted overly sugarly, just like her upbeat and cheerful personality - If he could eat her, he was sure she would taste even sweeter than this - A sickish kind of sweet, that is.

She was indeed a beautiful angel in this tragic hell. But he didn't wait to snatch the second marshmallow either.

"Ah...! You liked it, didn't you? Well...Next time, I promise I'll give you more!" she grinned at him the same way a princess would to her chivalrous knight who saved her. The since he couldn't talk, silence took over them - It wasn't an uncomfortable one, per se, but it made it feel as if the conversation was over. "W-Well...I'll guess I'll see you around! Take care and I hope to see you again soon!" she waved cutely, trying to turn around back to her camp, only to feel a rough hand on her shoulder, turning her around and urging her to stop and wait for him and he went deep into the forest, leaving her alone and undefended by the potential malevolent forces of the forest.

When he returned, however, he stepped right in front of her, creating the perfect shade as he towered over her - Then he kneeled in front of her, so he would reach her eye sight, then he tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and put a beautiful pink flower - As pink as the blush that started creeping on her face - He wanted to see her luminous face better, to highlight her dazzling smile and her glimmering eyes as the warm, silver light of the mother moon caressed her face.

Y/N felt her heart picking up the pace - It was beating so much faster than ever before - But this time, it wasn't out of fear or anything negative...It was something good. Something she never felt in her life, especially with her human acquaintances from back home. None was as chivalrous and gentle with her as this butcher of tormented souls - The bringer of justice, the merciless Executioner who was supposed to end the life of every living being that would cross his path.

It was insane how every Yin finds its Yang, even if that comes in the form of a little lamb of a small, frail girl, and a huge abomination of a brute man who knows nothing but death, bloodshed and carnage. It was truly crazy how opposites attract, and here she was, holding the killers large hands and gingerly putting them on her face, leaning into his touch - She felt safer now than ever in her life - Now, in the arms of an ancient killer.

An Angel and A Demon brought together in a perfect union.

As she leaned down, she touched the metal of the pyramid where she anticipated his forehead would be with her own forehead, and closing her eyes, she finally felt herself calming down. There was no need for words, actions spoke louder than anything, and she appreciated it...She appreciated him.

"Thank you." she whispered to him, knowing that yes, even though nobody else would hear it anyway, it was much more intimate than anything she ever experienced.

She was hooked.

Hope you liked my completely shameless pun, I couldn't stop it, especially after the pain I went through trying to write this...3 freaking times.

Yay.