#I LOVE THEIR NAMES AJSJSJ

[mingi-s-dimples]

2 seater - yungi

pairing: bf!mingi × fem!reader × bf!yunho

rating: 18+

genre: crumb of plot + smut (filth)

summary: Your boyfriends couldn't wait to meet you after a schedule you had... and you didn't arrive before midnight.

WC: 4k

warnings: non idol au, switch whiny!mingi × strict dom!yunho, dacryphilia (kinda?), threesome, creampie, double penetration, car sex, semi public sex, handjob, blowjob, hair pulling, throat holding, choking (both on dick & by hand), breast playing, oral (m), pet names (love, babe, darling), dry touching (through briefs), lil bit of a size kink, big dick!yungi, making out, multiple rounds, multiple orgasms (both m&f), ruined orgasm (f), overstim, teasing (lots), deepthroating, orgasm control (f), a little bit of pleading/begging (yunho felt cocky), completely consensual, unprotected (USE protection irl!!!), completely unedited, straight up filth, 3k words out of 4k is straight up smut, a crumb of aftercare (I promise they're good boys), probablt forgot to mention sth.

Author's Note: I loved writing this one too 😭 It took me so long... I've been away on vacation and finished writing it on the beach ajsjsj what can I say... what's better than sipping on a cocktail and writing filth ? Anyways.. hope you enjoy my work!!!

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction & does not represent in any way the reality of the members.

"... and that's it for now! Thank you for attending today's schedule and can't wait to see you in a week! Prepare for some new concepts.. I can't wait to present them to you !"

And as soon as he stopped talking, you let out a heavy sigh, thinking that today is finally over. Though, you were actually really happy of today's schedule, because it was the first one of this month and the most important. You were a model at one of your boyfriends' friend, Seonghwa. He was working along with Hongjoong, his other half and they were rocking it ! The company got really well known in the past few weeks, which meant you had a lot more work to do than usual. This time, you hit the jackpot by having a photoshoot especially for DG, one of your favourite brands. It was a really nice opportunity, so you didn't pass on it. As soon as you told your boyfriends, they were really, really happy for you, knowing you've been trying for a while to get in touch with the brand ambassadors. But now? You might have been given an opportunity to become an ambassador yourself. You had to celebrate, so you talked with your boyfriends beforehand.

*the night before the schedule*

"Yunho, Mingi, how should we celebrate these great news? Should I treat both of you to some beef? I know you love it so I might as well treat you nicely. Both of you helped me so much in this career, I really want to make up for it ! Let's go for dinner together next week! My schedule will be pretty free, what do you think?" you looked excited at them, with puppy eyes and sincere thoughts.

"Yes babe, anything that makes you happy. We were absolutely thrilled to be able to help you !!" both said in unison, them coming closer to you to give you a biggg warm & tight hug. Both of your boyfriends giving you soft kisses on your forehead, you felt so safe with them and... blessed to have them.

*after the schedule*

"Hey, babe." Your boyfriends said, looking at you, smiling.

You definitely didn't expect them to come to your workplace unannounced but... you weren't complaining. After a hard day of work, you wanted to get a warm hug from both of them.

"Huh? what are y'all doing here, sweeties? I'm happy to see you though !!! I cant wait to show you some behind pictures of today !!!" you said excited, tugging at your boyfriends arms.

"Oh love, tell us more! Let Yunho drive today, you might be really tired from today's schedule! Go in the backseat, let me help you" Mingi said as he pushed forward the passenger front seat, helping you get into the car. Despite it's size, which is quite small, the backseat was pretty spacious. You usually used it to keep clothes and accesories, modelling attire such as make up, hair products and other related stuff, like books and papers with poses you could take inspiration from. But surprisingly, today it was pretty much... clean and free of the things you were used to? "Hm, maybe Mingi and Yunho cleaned my car for me, they have the spare key.... hm yeah, probably.." u thought to yourself, slightly smiling.

As you started to tell your boyfriends about your day, Yunho started driving. At first you were on your normal and well known route home, until you took a right turn. You didn't think much of it, as you trusted them with your life. Although you couldn't see anything through the backseat windows, cause you tinted them black, you weren't even 1 percent skeptical.

"Boys, were are we going?" you asked confused, but with a hopeful look in your eyes.

"Oh, this? we're taking a longer route home, I thought the weather is really nice, look at the starry night, too. I know a place" he said and then gassed the car, full speed, looking at you through the retrospective mirror.

You were relieved, its not like they ever gave you a reason to not trust them. As you started to slow down and came to a stop, Mingi and Yunho helped you get out of the car.

"Oh wow, the view is amazing! This parking lot...I remember it. It was still functioning when I was a kid. I wonder whn they abandoned it. I loved the fact tbat it was on 4 levels, I' d always go there to stargaze, alone." But now, you were with your 2 most loved people in your life, laying on the hard and cold concrete. You didn't care about anytbing at the moment, only the nice core memory you'd have later in your life of this exact moment.

*several minutes pass and you decide you want to go home and prepare for a photoshoot u had tomorrow*

"Hotties, lets get in the car. I'd like to try and arrive home and prepare for tomorrows schedule. I hope it s okay" you said, looking in their eyes.

"Oh babe....it's totally fine" said Mingi, looking right into Yunho's eyes.

"But...we 're not quite done with you for the night" continued Yunho, smirking.

"Uh what do you mean, babe?" u said confused, staring them up and down.

As you went in the car, they looked back at you, smiling contently. They knew something you didn't.

*several hours before leaving to get y/n*

"Bro we gotta do it man, she's always been reading these typa books and in the latest one she s read there's a car scene. I bet she'd be into that ! I fucking bet on it" said Mingi, excited as ever.

"Chill, we don't know yet. But... we could try...what could possibly happen? It's not like we'll force her, of course. We'll just tell her our own little thought about her favourite book."

*in the parking lot*

The boys were staring you down, their gaze darkening upon seeing your outfit. A black thight dress, the one you used for this photoshoot. A simple, mini corset dress, iconic for DG's catalogue. You felt so little under their eyes, the eyes that looked at you with so much love, thirst... lust. As you were looking at them, unaware of their intentions, they started talking.

"So... babe" Mingi started. "I've seen those... little books that you read and.. we'd like to fulfill one of the little scenes in the latest book you've been reading.. " he said, giving Yunho a sneaky lustful smile.

"Yeah, Mingi read some of the pages because he was bored, before we decided to come pick you up and... god damn.. when I tell you how turned on he was... we needed to wait for another few minutes before being able to go out" Yunho said, giving you an understanding of what happened beforehand. Then both of them leaned in from the front seats and Yunho continued:

"So...babe. What do you think? he said, both the boys smiling at you.

The fact is.. you've always been dreaming... fantasising about having sex with them like the one you read in your books... in the kitchen, in the bathroom... on a really nice balcony in Thailand... in a car. Your mind always goes to those places whenever you read the books... thinking of how good you'd take them right there and then. On your knees, sucking them on turns. Or on your fours... pounded by both.. in your little aching holes, begging for more.

As an answer, you leaned in a sloppy kiss with Yunho. The only thing blocking the two men from jumping on you were the front seats, which Mingi took care of in a second. You saw yourself surrounded by your boyfriends, the backseats extended to the max and the front seats pressed down halfway, to have space but at the same time to not be seen by anyone. You were.. thrilled. The look on their faces when they got to you and saw your whole outfit, scrunched up, your lace panties visible, formed a wet spot between your folds. As you were still making out with Yunho, the only noises being the lewd ones from your tongues, Mingi started working on your dress.

He zipped it down, untied the corset and slowly let it fall off your shoulders. He then tapped Yunho on the shoulder and as soon as he stopped kissing you, Mingi took you closer and pushed you on your back, on Yunho's lap. He then forcefully took the dress off, leaving you in only your panties and bra. Yunho had put his hand on your throat, nibbing on your bottom lip with his thumb while looking at how Mingi was tugging at your panties. You had a wet spot between your thighs, only by thinking about how you'd take them so nicely. Only the thought you had moments ago, of fucking them like in your little books turned you on so bad, your walls clenching on nothing, wanting them both inside you at the same time, destroying your insides. Mingi has been longing for this the whole night so he was the first one to act. He approached you, making out with you and while one of his hands went to your waist, to keep you still, the other one went right to your aching pussy, touching the wet fabric. Yunho, on the other hand, had one of his hands on your throat and one on your bra, tugging at it and playing lazily with your nipple.. You were squirming under Mingi, trying to get more friction of his hand between your thighs, but to not avail. You then put your hand on his bulge through his pants, feeling how big it had gotten in the span of a few minutes. You could feel his tip throbbing with every touch of yours. He took your panties off and looked at you, his gaze darkening upon seeing your wet cunt.

"Damn, babe... so wet for me.. for us." Mingi said and he then put one of his fingers inside you. He inserted another one... and another one. His girthy fingers were stretching you out so good... tears forming in the corner of your eyes. Right before Mingi went all in with his fingers, Yunho wiped your tears and got rid of your bra. You were now standing almost bare in front of your boyfriends which... happened pretty often but.. today? You felt so little in front of them. You wanted to anything and everything they'd make you to do that night. And you were about to obey.

"Mingi.. let me help you out a bit" Yunho said and, while one of his hands was still on your throat, his other hand went straight to your boyfriend's pants. He unbuttoned and pulled them down, only to be able to see his stretched out boxers from his throbbing and aching hard cock. Yunho backed off and took your hand in his, guiding you to touch Mingi's boxers, now wet from his pre cum. He groaned at the feeling of your little fingers fondling with his tip through the wet cloth, his fingers now deep down in your pussy, touching your sweet spot. Yunho put his hand on your clit and started lazily rubbing circles on it, enjoying how you squirmed above him and his crotch, making his pants feel even tighter.

You felt like you could come only from the view you had. You felt overstimulated, but it was so good. Yunho had one of his hands on your throat and one on your clit, Mingi had one of his hands deep down in you, touching your cervix and playing with your g spot and one on your waist, while you had one of your hands rubbing Mingi's dick through the cloth and with the other one holding on for dear life on the seat.

"Okay.. Mingi, you had your way until now, back off for a moment" Yunho said in a strong tone, the other boy looking at him and pouting.

"Cmon man, look at my fucking dick, for fucks sake" he said whining.

"Mingi. I said something" Yunho said right before pushing you on your chest, one hand on your ass, tugging at your panties and the other one on your neck, keeping you down, right on Mingi's abs. You could feel the wet spot Mingi's pre cum made on his boxers right on your cheek, the boy flinching at your touch.

"Ass up, babe. Let me take off your panties" Yunho said and slid them off in a second, leaving you bare right in front of him. You couldn't see what he was doing but you could feel and hear. He took Mingi's hand and put it on your neck then used that hand to rub your wet and dripping cunt, while his other hand went to his pants, stripping them halfway only to be able to take his throbbing and angry dick out. He put two of his fingers in, prepping you for his enormous length, like he always does. As soon as he took them out and moved that hand to your waist, he flipped you on your back, moving your legs to his waist and stopping for a moment.

"Mingi, put a hand on her mouth, please. It's been a while since I've last fucked her this hard" he said and as soon as he finished talking he rubbed the tip of his leaking cock on your folds, up and down, a second later pounding into you. When he bottomed out, he let out a sigh of relief and you let out a loud muffled moans and cries.

"M-mingi.. what are you d-doing?" You tried to say, words muffled by your boy's hand, trying to look up at him. He was lazily stroking his throbbing length with his other hand, looking at you with so much lust... he would've destroyed you right there and then.

"Yunho, could you maybe.. please, f-flip her o-over? I'm going fucking crazy over here just looking at you fucking her ! " Mingi said angrily, tapping Yungo on his shoulder.

"Fine" he said and in an instant you were back on your belly, Yunho's cock rubbing on your ass and Mingi's dick on your lips. They gave each other a look and both of them went in at the same time, receiving a loud choked moan from you. Mingi's hand on your hair and Yunho's on your waist, you were being manhandled by your two darlings. You felt overstimulated, overwhelmed but it was so good..you could feel your legs shaking under you as well as your hands, trying to keep yourself on your elbows but to no avail. Mingi was holding on your hair and keeping your head up so you could suck and lick his length how he always liked it. You started from the tip, giving small sloppy kisses, then slowly licking down to the base of his cock. Then Mingi would usually take your hair in his fist and deep throat you, as he was doing now. when he bottomed out in your throat, he stayed like that for a few moments, letting you adjust to his length hitting the back of your throat. Tears were already swelling in your eyes, especially because of the fact that Yunho was pounding into your cunt like he hasn't fucked you in ages. As soon as he saw a tear of yours fall on Mingi's thigh, Yunho put his hand underneath your chin and wiped it, approaching you with soft, light kisses on your spine. He was slowing down his thrusts but he went deeper and deeper with every single one, his tip touching your cervix.

"Damn babe... you feel so f-fucking good.. all stretched out for me. Come on, hang on for juuust a little longer, I'm so close... Mingi looks like he's out of it, too" and he was right. Sweat was dripping off of his forehead, his throbbing tip twitching with every lick of your tongue, his grip on your hair starting to get tighter, him forcing his way deep down your throat and not even being able to look you in your eyes. He always said that if he sees you in that position, he'd cum instantly at how beautiful you looked, taking him so good.

"Babe if you keep doing this I'll come right down your throat" Mingi said between the pumps. All the lewd sounds you were making were sending shivers down both boys spines, Yunho's thrusts started getting sloppier, heavier, deeper. They didn't have any rythm anymore. You were squirming, breathing heavily under Yunho and slightly choking on Mingi's dick, his girth and length stretching your mouth so good, leaving you no room to breath. You were so dizzy, barely standing on your knees. Yunho was trying to hold you up, himself being weak, feeling how he'd come at any moment.

"Babe, I can't hold much longer" Yunho said and with a few more thrusts he came in you, bottoming down so you could take his cum all up in your hole. Mingi was also close, his hand shaky on your hair and with a few more deep thrusts down your throat he also came, raising his brows at you to let you know that he wants you to swallow every drop.

The boys slowly helped you off and put you on the seat, looking you up and down, trying to find any sign of discomfort after all what happened moments before. You could feel how Yunho's cum was dripping out of you, right on the seat. But it turned you on so bad, you wanted to jump on him and suck him good.

"Babe, everything good? Are you feeling okay? Were we too.. harsh?" Yunho said, looking at your tired eyes and rubbing your thighs slowly.

"Yeah, babe. Everything good?" Mingi said, giving you soft kisses on your forehead.

"Yes, of course. I am a bit dizzy but it was... incredible" you said, smiling at them.

The boys had other plans.

"Well... in that case." Mingi said, pushing you over. "Let me have my fun, I didn't yet fuck you tonight". He said looking a Yunho, raising his eyebrow at him, giving him a good idea.

"So babe... we haven't done this in a while... what do you think of both me and Mingi fucking you at the same time, hm? he said, smiling playfully and carresing your cheek.

"B-babe.. d-do you think it would work? Even though I'd love to... what if it's too much?" You said, staring him down.

"Oh, yeah? We'll see about that, darling." and in a moment you were laying back on Mingi's torso, your ass aligned to his crotch and Yunho admiring the view. Mingi's once again hard dick was twitching with every slight move of yours, pressing down on your folds. Yunho on the other hand, was looking at the two of you, smiling at the flustered faces y'all had because of the sudden position change.

"Mingi"

"You may.. start" Yunho said and right after Mingi inserted his cock in your ass, slightly moving so you could adjust to his size, Yunho didn't hesitate and pressed down on your throat, the other hand on your right leg, bringing himself closer to you with every thrust of his. You didn't yet come tonight, feeling a bit overwhelmed some moments ago from all the force they were using on you, but you weren't far either. You could feel a knot forming in your belly with every thrust of theirs, leaving out some lewd and muffled moans and whimpers. It hurt, but.. the feeling of closure, both of them thrusting into you like they never fucked you, manhandling you. Mingi's hands on your breasts, fondling with your nipples and Yunho's on your thighs, dragging himself closer with every thrust.

"B-babe, you h-avent finished yet. Are we not good to you, love?" Yunho said, admiring the view in front of him, tears falling off your face with every full thrusts of both guys. Right after wiping your tears, he backed off and left you in surprise.

"Wh-what are you doing? Why did y-you stop, Yuyu?" you said, trying to catch your breath, whinning at your ruined orgasm.

He was looking at you with so much thirst, so much lust. He wanted to eat you as a whole right there and then, but hold himself back.

"Beg. You were close, right? Beg for it. Mingi, stop for a moment." Yunho said and Mingi did as he wanted and stopped thrusting. He made you cockwarm him, there was no friction between the two of you.

It's not like they weren't close to finishing... but they already did once and Yunho wanted to play with you. He always did that, didn't matter the circumstance. And... you loved every second of it.

"Babe. please. I was really close, Yuyu." you pleaded, looking him. You went in for a kiss, Mingi leaving a soft moan at you moving suddenly on his cock to get closer to Yunho's face. He accepted the kiss, his hand going straight to you clit, rubbing circles on it. All you could hear was Mingi's soft whimpers while you were slowly moving on top of him, without Yunho seeing you and your own lewd sounds.

You moved one of your hands on Yunho's dick and as you felt you were both close, you wanted to also help Mingi so you got up and moved his cock to your folds, sliding it right in. You flinched at the sensation, both boys touching you. Yunho twitched when u squeezed his tip as Mingi first thrusted into you, leaving out a small whimper. You loved when he whimpered... he didn't do it often and it turned you on so bad, you felt like you'd cum only by hearing him let out pleasure sounds.

"Yuyu.. I'm really close -" you said, trying to catch your breath.

"M-me too" he said, going in for yet another kiss and closing the space between your bodies so you can stroke his dick better and deeper, down to the base of it. You were rubbing circles right on his tip, receiving some soft whimpers from him.

You could feel the yet again knot forming in your belly, now being closer to bursting than ever.

"B-babe" you tried to say.

"Yes, love?" Yunho said, himself close to finishing but keeping his composure.

"I - I need to-" you tried to say but couldn't finish the sentence.

"Hm? What did you say babe? Use your words, pretty" Mingi said, leaving you whining for their movements.

"P-please, fuck me harder. I need to feel both of y-you !" you said with all your power before falling on Mingi's chest, feeling dizzy from everything happening.

"See babe? wasn't that hard, was it?" Yunho said and gave Mingi a look and both started thrusting wildly into you.

Moments later you felt the heat in you burst and also felt how you were getting filled up by both boys, ceasing their movements slowly to come down from their highs.

"Oh, my god. Boys... this was. I don't have words" you said slowly, still feeling dizzy and weak.

"How was it, hm? Did you enjoy it? We sure... did." Yunho said as he looked at Mingi, seeing how flushed his cheeks were.

"Mingi, did you like it?" He said playfully.

"Y/n, we should do this more often. To be honest with you, before we left home we didn't even think of doing this. It was all Yunho's idea right after you said you were doing okay after all everything. He just went for it and I fucking loved it. God damn, I was so horny before we left, we ended up leaving 10 minutes later cause I had to bust one. You should've seen Yunho's face, he was laughing so hard at me !" the boy said, whinning.

"I can imagine" You said laughing.

"So..when do you finish.. work next week? We can come pick you up with Mingi's car. It's... more spacious. What do you think, mm?" Yunho said, stroking your cheek with his hand.

"Babe! We said we'd get dinner next week!"

"Yes but... what did I say wrong? You're so fucking beautiful, I can't just eat with you that night... we'll need to also eat you out." He said, gave you a kiss and then left Mingi to help you dress, while he went back in the driver's seat to start the car.

[kikyoupdates]

im. not rlly sure how to work stuff on qoitev beyong reading, but ive been goin thru and reading all ur oc stories ajsjsj. your writing is sooooo good 😭 it kinda makes me want to write one of my own... anyways, i wasnt gonna read girlfriend for hire at first cuz the premise didnt stick with me but after quickly getting caught up with all your other stories and knowing HOW GOOD they are i haveee to read it so. ill be doing that soon 🫡 ive been in a pretty dark place lately and reading your stuff has kept me from completely losing it so, really, thank you so much for what you do. i dont remember fully but i think i even recced one of your stories to my partner 😭 i should rec them your vampire one i uhh im bad w names but i really think theyd like kai alot. i know zeek has barely been in the story but i think i love him. ajdjdjd ill get out of your hair now, dont feel pressured to post or anything i just noticed your inbox was open and wanted to tell you

hey, im really glad to hear you enjoy my stories so much! it means a lot, especially since the ongoing situation on my main writing platform (Quotev) is very discouraging. so i really do appreciate everyone who supports me, and im happy to hear that my stories have helped you through a rough patch. i hope that whatever it is, it gets better soon. and yes, my friend is the one who mainly runs this blog for me, but every now and then i can login into this account to answer asks, so feel free to submit whatever other questions you may have! thanks again for reading my stories <33

-ada (kikyo/starflame)

[haesunflower]

Hey there tee!!! I was thinking if I could ask you for one of those cute text messages you are doing??? Because they are so ajsjsjs???

Don't know how this works tho ahsjsjs

If I could get one from gunwook (in my pookie's feels rn) with maybe like a silly argument (like funny or smth like that?) that would be lovely. And well for the name Val ahksdjsj

Tysm <3

boyfriend texts from gunwook

(I don’t know if you played Kim kardashian Hollywood but if you need context the game requires you to go to photoshoots)

[estrellaphantom]

I'm in Phantom of the Opera mode!

I had seen a lot in the month of May the 2004 movie and the 1990 movie (beautiful)

While I'm working I'm listening to Gaston Lerux's audio book and I'm reading Phantom by Susan Kay. IT'S PRECIOUS, IT'S WHAT HAS MADE ME CRY LATELY.

I've even thought about writing and making an Oc of this but I still don't know whether to do it sjdjsj.

Anyway, I know of my absence but I can't help it I've lost the desire or rather the motivation to draw something. But this book has snapped me out of Mayo's creative block.

They are some sketches about the first 3 chapters of Phantom.

I drew how I think she is Erik's mother, To the beautiful Mademoiselle Perrault and ps obvi del Erik veda.

Also, the scene of her birthday marked me, poor thing, wey, that chapter did hurt me.

Right away it's about the chapter where he enters the gypsy fair, Javart's piche wey or whatever his name is, it disgusted me so much that I didn't even want to draw him, instead I drew Erik, I don't know if it counts as a spoiler but equiosmoschavos

and part three, God I liked that a lot too, I don't know why but as soon as I read about Giovanni I imagined him as Giepetto ajsjsjs.

And there I also drew his crazy girl, Luciana. The net in this chapter if I felt ugly for Erik and for Giovanni. I don't know whether to say more because I don't want them to start telling me that spoilers or something like that.

But anyway, I want to draw the Persian, but I fell in love with him and I feel like I'm forcing myself to draw and it doesn't come out ajsjsj (help)

but I made a picture of the Ghost all qlero.

If I get to draw something else, I'll show it to you.

come out bye~⭐️

[derelictdumbass]

gosh your supernatural posting is very nostalgic for me bc supernatural and the walking dead were like my gateway to shows and fandoms ajsjsjsjs and while I'm not a fan of the newer seasons of either show personally, the earlier seasons of both shows will always have a special place in my heart <3 especially the earlier seasons of supernatural with how low budget some of the monster effects were and how campy the acting and writing was (I say this with so much affection ajsjsjs)

Honestly that is so valid of you, my gateway was an anime and then a musical I shall not name ashsjshshs AND THAT IS SO FAIR TBH. I haven't watched any of the walking dead but I've heard a lot of people don't like where it went (or is going? idk if it's still running.) and don't get me started on the later seasons of supernatural dude omg I'm thankful for them bc it gave the fandom even more shit to make better but also, they rlly should have ended it where they planned to from the start imo

AND YES OMG I just binged s1 and s2 the last few days and all the monsters and effects make me so happy bc of how low budget it is and the demon eyes make me giggle every time I love it so much ajshdsjshsjs And I totally agree with the acting, it's just fun and goofy and I love making fun of how much of an edgy lil guy Sam is ahshsshd Also the soundtrack is just awesome? Wicked tunes 10/10 👌

[mangender5000]

I oinda wanna change my name to herb kazzaz

[horror-addicted-walrider]

im watchin malignant and. WOW this cinematography

that shit Fucks

[meltingpotimagines]

Boyfriend!Nishinoya

this boy is so energetic i hope you're ready

every day with him is just so much

and by so much i mean so much f u n

although oddly enough, that wasn't how it was when you met

when you two met, he was very quiet

which wasn't odd to you, seeing as you didn't know him

but it certainly was odd to everyone else

it's how tanaka knew he liked you

you were the first person to shut him up lollll

he was just

kinda awestruck when he saw you

he was struggling to process how pretty you were??

like

you're so pretty??? a h???

was slightly flirty but still kinda quiet whenever you saw him

didn't take long for the entire team to notice except hinata but that's just bc boy's painfully oblivious

he was very aware of your presence when you'd come to practice

he'd always end up showing off a little a lot

he wants you to see how awesome of a player he is so you'll think he's cool

daichi yelled at him a couple times for it, but the others find it amusing

it doesn't happen often and it doesn't really affect his playing that much

he just becomes a little more... flamboyant

maybe accidentally crashed into asahi once but he wasn't mad

tanaka and hinata definitely snickered to themselves at yu's sheepish smile

but i mean hearing you giggle was enough to make the stern lecture from daichi worth it

he took that as a green light to ask you out

and apparently he was right bc you agreed

he was the absolute cutest too

he took you roller skating for your first date and lemme tell you

this boy can s k a t e

like, we all know he has incredible balance and practically glides on the court and it definitely transfers over into skating

of course he showed off a little to you with a few fancy moves

gotta make sure you think he's cool

if you can't skate well, he'll hold your hand as you attempt to learn

but if you c a n

boy is gonna hype you tf up

you two became a duo, skating beautifully in sync but occasionally attempting to out-skate the other

definitely caught a lot of attention, not that either of you noticed

y'all were having too much fun

every date after that was really upbeat and fun

you two just couldn't go on a calm date

even if the date was originally intended to be more chill, something would happen to make it kinda wild

and usually it was just your personalities aksjsjs

but that's okay bc as long as you two had fun, neither of you cared if the plans changed~

honestly you two never had this big moment of becoming official

you were together one day and had one of those "what are we?" moments and just agreed that you two were dating now

not one person was surprised when y'all told them

everyone already thought you were official forever ago ajsjsjs

but i mean were they really wrong?

boy did a complete 180° when he was finally comfortable around you

went from a fairly energetic but still kinda reserved to big ball of energy overnight

definitely the type to tackle you in a hug

especially if he hasn't seen you in a while

just kinda shouts your name really loudly before running and lunging at you

wraps his limbs around you and buries his face in your necks and hugs the life out of you

probably rolls around with you, laughing out of pure glee

he's just

really touchy

like r e a l l y touchy

if you're sitting down, he's gonna be hugging you around the neck from behind

you're standing up? he's leaning against you with an arm around you

or if you're short enough, he'll just hug you from behind and rest his chin on your shoulder

also really likes when you hug him from behind

a lot of the time he'll turn around and hug you right back

he does like hand-holding, but he's a more make as much physical contact as possible kinda guy

which is why he loves cuddles sm

all of the positions

on top of you, you on top of him, on your sides facing each other with your limbs tangled, you spooning him, him spooning you

he loves it all

tho he loves being sprawled on top of you best

just kinda flops on top of you and adjusts til he's comfortable

typically has his head on your chest or buried into the crook of your neck

will press a kiss every so often

stares at you like you're the most gorgeous being to ever exist

which to him, you are

even shimizu can't compare, and yk that's saying smth

proudly shows you off all the time

anytime you two meet someone new, he just h a s to make it known you're his

don't worry it's not an ego trip

he's just really proud to be dating someone as amazing as you

tho sometimes he isn't sure why you're dating him

like... you're y o u

you could have anyone but you chose him??

makes him feel like such a lucky guy

but his insecurities d o get to him sometimes, as well as his fears

he wouldn't come to you at first bc he didn't wanna be a burden

but once you found out and insisted that it was no bother and that you w a n t e d to be there for him, you become his go-to

no matter what he was sad about, you were the person he went to immediately

which... was nice

he was always the bright shining light, giving everyone hope and happiness

it was refreshing being able to just f e e l and let someone else be that light for once

likes it when you pepper little kisses all over his face

just kinda closes his eyes and scrunches up his nose, a grin lighting up his face

definitely likes going to the arcade with you

he's a competitive soul, so being able to challenge you in games is one of his favorite ways to spend time with you

he will give his all to win, but if you beat him, he'll absolutely glow with pride

be frustrated that he lost of course, but so proud that he's dating someone that good

when you come to his games, he gets even more pumped up

but doesn't show off anymore, just gives those games 130%

it's not even that he holds back when you're not there obviously, he just somehow gets extra boosts of energy and awareness that he only gets when you're around

hence why coach ukai asked you to come to as many games as possible aksjsjs

everyone can see that you're so good for him, in every aspect of his life

he couldn't be more thankful to be able to say that someone as amazing as you is his

[exe-uzumakii]

kakashi || hidden needs (nsfw)

↳ in which he starts having dirty fantasies about you and he starts to act weird around you

➣ fingering, blowjob, praise ig? sorry I'm so embarrassed ajsjsjs this is so bad and rushed 😔

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you and kakashi had been dating for a while, but recently he couldn't see you in the same innocent light as before. it didn't help that he was usually reading such perverted books, and he usually imagined you doing whatever the book said. hence he was always so flustered around you and he felt guilty at times.

kakashi felt so guilty and dirty for thinking about you in such a perverted matter. anything you did enabled his dirty thoughts. like you could literally just sit down and he would start imagining how your pretty thighs would squeeze and shake around him as he sucked your clit.

and this one was obvious but it was summer so you had been eating a lot of popsicles. except that he was thinking about how you would look while sucking him off. your eyelashes fluttering as you looked up at him and took him even deeper, struggling to moan against him.

you could even just sigh with exhaustion or gasp out of excitement. he would wonder how your noises would sound like. whimpers? whines? moans? would you beg for him? try to hold back your moans with flushed cheeks?

usually you would be able to greet and hang around kakashi normally. but now his eyes just widened and he'd begin stuttering, trying to keep his distance from you.

"yamato, is it just me or has kakashi been avoiding me recently?"

the said ninja took a look at kakashi, noticing how red his face was and how he was shaking slightly. yamato chuckled, knowing what was going on since he knew him so well to the point that he also knew his behavior. "I'll talk to him."

now you were just watching team seven train with each other, which was pretty rare these days. but it made you happy since they all got along so well despite all the differences they had. they walked over to you, waving and smiling.

"how's it going with kakashi sensei?" sakura asked, she was observant and had noticed the distance between you two lately.

you rubbed your neck, "well he's still being weird and not talking to me."

naruto looked shocked, "eh!? that kakashi sensei! what's his problem?" he ran off to talk to kakashi, despite seeing that he was already talking with yamato.

sai pulled out his book, turning to the page that would help in this situation. sakura looked a bit disappointed but didn't say anything since she knew he relied on these books. "it could be that he did something wrong or feels nervous around you, well according to my book."

you thanked him for his effort, although you didn't really know what to do with that information. regardless you had to talk to kakashi so you made your way over to him. yamato panicked a little bit grabbed naruto and walked away, making naruto yell at him.

"kakashi don't run this time, okay? tsunade said she wants team seven to go to her office." while you continued explaining, he was completely losing it.

he couldn't even look you in the eye, and because of that his gaze lowered, which made everything so much worse. he started imagining all the pretty noises you would make as he bit into your neck, turning your beautiful skin purple. she'd look so good like that.

you noticed that he was beginning to stumble back, and soon his focus and vision went blank. you called out his name before catching him in your hands, dumbfounded.

---

he looked around, taking a while to process what had happened. his eyes were set on your figure as you walked closer to him. "you had a nosebleed, it must've been because of the heat. be more careful, okay?"

he touched his face and realized that he couldn't hide his facial expressions anymore. and he was going crazy, it was just the two of you and all he wanted to do was kiss you and much more if you let him.

noticing that he wasn't paying attention, you reached out and snapped your finger right in front of his face. "kakashi, you aren't even talking to me. did I do something wrong?"

he grabbed your hand and pulled you on the bed, and before long he was on top of you. you didn't even have the chance to say anything, his lips massaging yours. it took all his willpower to pull away and not go further, his forehead pressed against yours. "I need you."

it was crazy how those three simple words made a pang of arousal shoot down your body. you couldn't even think rationally, but now you knew why he had been so weird around you. "then take me."

he didn't waste any time, leaving open mouthes kisses all over your neck while one of his hands reached down to rub your clothed cunt. the whimpers you let out for him were so much better than what he had imagined, and his cock grew even harder against your leg, making your cheeks flush.

you tugged his hair, making him groan at the painful yet pleasurable sensation. "shit, keep doing that." he mumbled, making you squirm since his breath tickled your sensitive neck. he pulled away and loved how marked up he made you, only on display for him.

with your help took off your pants and underwear. at this point you weren't even embarrassed, especially since you already knew he read a lot of lewd things in books. he groaned at the sight though, "already this wet? such a naughty girl."

you wanted to defend yourself especially since he was the one who had been horny this whole time. except you couldn't with all the moans spilling from your mouth when he slowly thrusted two finger into you.

he didn't want to hurt you so he took his time, watching your facial expressions and paying attention to any noises escaping your mouth. but with no negative signals he began thrusting his fingers at a faster rate.

you covered your mouth with your hand, muffling all the moans escaping your mouth. kakashi used his free hand to tug on your arm, "let me hear you princess." and even if you didn't want to, your body forced you to.

both your hands flew down to grip his wrist as he began rubbing your clit with his thumb and his fingers found your spot. he had no mercy, abusing the spot until you were practically screaming underneath him.

the way you shut your eyes in pleasure and squirmed encouraged him. he knew you were close since your hips were grinding up frantically against his fingers.

the eye contact between you was constantly interrupted due to you shutting your eyes in pleasure. but knowing that he was watching you so intensely only contributed to your arousal. the noises coming caused by his fingers and your cunt were so filthy. you couldn't even talk correctly. "k-kakashi, I need-"

kakashi couldn't help the pants that escaped his mouth as he watched you. he was so hard that it was beginning to be painful, but he didn't care since it was worth it. "that's it, such a good girl just for me. go ahead and cum."

you felt a knot form in your stomach, and you couldn't even think straight as your vision went white and you couldn't hear. you chanted out his name, giving him a huge ego boost. he continued so he could make your orgasm be more intense, and he felt a bit cocky when he saw your eyes roll back.

you were a panting and flustered mess. sure you had touched yourself before but you had never been this horny or stimulated, you couldn't believe that you had been missing out on this for such a long time. you could only imagine how kakashi had felt.

he ran his fingers through your hair and kissed your forehead. "you did so well."

you smiled at his praise, feeling your heart flutter. it took a while for you to regain your composure given what had happened. you looked down, noticing how hard he had gotten. "sit back, it's my turn to take care of you."

his cheeks flushed but he did as told and pulling down his pants and boxers. he couldn't really believe that this was happening. he had been fantasizing about this for such a long time that it was felt surreal.

you felt a bit intimidated by how big he was, but hey you kind of expected it. it was a beautiful sight, his tip was flushed a shade of pink and he was leaking precum. you gently placed your hand on his cock, and as soon as you did his whole body tensed up and he let out a shaky moan.

"careful, I'm sensitive so I might cum quickly."

you rubbed his precum all over his pretty cock before sucking it, swirling your tongue over the tip at first. you kept in mind that he was already sensitive so you then began taking his cock further into your mouth.

he threw his head back, unable to contain all the groans and pants coming from his mouth. his left hand tightly gripped the bedsheets meanwhile his right grabbed your hair. despite being so lost in the moment, he didn't push your head since he didn't know if it was okay with you.

his eyes were shut tightly, mouth gaped open slightly and allowing all the pretty noises to come out of him. you felt him twitch in your mouth, and his noises got gradually louder. it was over for him the moment you placed on of your hands on his thigh and squeezed.

knowing he was on the verge of cumming, he opened his eyes to look at you, and you were already looking at him. the sight of you looking so innocent while doing something so lewd pushed him over the edge.

you took even more of him, your eyes beginning to tear up as you did. it was worth it though, his grip on your hair tightening. "you're so fucking good at this." he said, letting out a mumbled string of cuss words afterwards.

it wasn't long before he came in your mouth, and his eyes flew open, looking down at you to apologize. but you swallowed, licking your lips as you looked at him with glossy eyes and flushed cheeks. he hated how he couldn't last longer since it felt so good, but he couldn't help how sensitive he was.

you sat up and held his hands, his cheeks were pinks and he was kind of embarrassed. but at least now he knew that you wouldn't get disgusted if he told you he needed help in situations like these. exhausted, you cuddled up against him and smiled at the blissful sensation. "kakashi, I love you."

"I love you too."

[b-rainlet]

I promised to answer this in a seperate post so here it goes!

(Sorry this took forever but...I think the length explains why ajsnsns)

For @honestmrdual who asked for Alice +/vs/or Jervis!

Slight warning??? For the discussion of kidnapping since I mention Alice and Jervis within my Rotten AU

Also Murder. And Suicide.

Also Incest. Duh.

Jervis vs. Alice

That's...a hard one but also super simple? Like, I don't think either of them would want to fight the other, you know?

Of course Jervis doesn't wanna hurt his love but Alice also would rather avoid a confrontation with her brother.

But since as long as one of them is alive, they're gonna play an eternal game of cat and mouse, it would've come down to a fight eventually.

And even though in canon Alice dies, I think she would win.

Because canon seems more like an accident than a strategic suicide (even though Gordon words it like it's one).

But if it came down to a one on one fight?

I mean, Alice is shown to be willing to shoot Jervis whereas Jervis never truly threatens her.

Like yeah, she's tied up but he doesn't threaten her with a gun (like he does at the Lee/Valerie/Jim tea party for example) and when they meet on the roof he's mostly super happy to see her, he doesn't even think about defending himself??

He just stands there, arms up and obviously wanting to touch/hug Alice.

(Which…I think about often ansnsnsn)

So if they didn't need Jervis around for longer, Alice would've definitely killed him.

Shot him. Stabbed him. Lit him on fire. Whatever she could think of at that moment.

And Jervis probably would be super surprised because?? Alice??? His dear sister?? Why would you hurt him like this if he only wants to keep you safe???

Also I have made a post before about how he never once tries to hypnotize her - possibly because she's immune but that's never outright stated so maybe he also just...wouldn't do that to her. And I lose my mind every time I think about that for more than two seconds).

Also also, if I am already rambling - when am I not - the way it would've given Alice way more agency if she would've chosen to die the way Jim seems to imply she did.

Since he goes 'She would've rather been dead than spend any more time with you' or something like that and you could argue that yeah, she does pull away from Jervis but I think that was more 'I need to get away' and less 'I'm actively choosing to get impaled now'.

Just imagine!!

Jervis once again pressing Alice to his chest, watching Jim and Harvey fight tweedle dee and tweedle dum, when suddenly Alice pushes away, frees herself and stumbles into the room.

And everyone freezes for a moment because she's yelling at them to stop and Jim's telling her to go hide somewhere while Jervis is trying to reach for her without getting shot but she's having none of it.

She's sick of running, sick of hiding, she doesn't wanna live the rest of her life like this, always looking over her shoulder, always ready to vanish again, never truly able to build herself a life, to make any friends, to do more than survive.

Mostly, she wants to be able to wash all the blood from her hands, wants to stop being responsible for people getting hurt, the ones close to her and the ones unfortunate enough to be in her brother's way.

It's her fault Jervis is in Gotham, it's her fault Jim nearly died, it's her fault Jervis manipulated and maimed and murdered his way to her.

Not to mention she's a killer too! It's in her blood just as much as it is in Jervis' and she's tired of it, of all of it.

And it seems for a second she's gonna go to Jervis willingly and stay with him (which is an option she knows, but it wouldn't stop the running and the hiding, wouldn't stop the detectives from coming after them) but no.

Instead she picks up Jervis' gun (that I think he discarded in that scene? If not, he did now ajsjsjs) and she shoots herself.

And everyone would yell at her not to do it, voices shouting and people running toward her before there's this loud bang and then there's silence.

For a very long time.

Anyway, since Alice made it very clear she chose to die, it would be harder for Jervis to delude himself into thinking Jim somehow forced her or tore her away from him (although he would probably still manage, it's Jervis after all) so maybe, they'd actually get to arrest him (because I can see him just...falling to his knees and not moving after Alice is dead. Maybe cradling her in his arms. There's no real reason to go on now after all).

But even if he gets dragged away like in canon, this minor change would've made Alice' death a lot more driven in my opinion.

(And if we still need her impaled then imagine her speech and then she lets herself fall backwards with her eyes closed and her arms outstretched and she still ends up on the pole).

(Plus, because I like multiple endings, two possibilities I would also consider very sexy but wouldn't make sense in canon since they need Jervis around:

Jervis kills himself after seeing Alice die - much like Victor Fries tried to do, because what kind of life is this if the one person worth living for is dead?

 Alice pretends she's willingly going with Jervis but she used the time she had while she was monologuing to acquire a weapon (maybe one of the needles Jervis used to draw her blood) and once she's close enough she goes for a hug and ends up stabbing him in the neck multiple times until he's falling down in front of her, slowly bleeding out, murmuring her name with his eyes open in shock.

Just....some musings you know akjssksm).

Jervis + Alice

Do I even need to answer this? xD

They're on my top ship list, they're right up there next to Jecco and Jerelina, but they also have scenes within canon that make my mind go !!! like Jerome/Lee and Jervis/Ecco do.

They're just....good. Very good.

I have...a lot of thoughts and AUs for them but I think I shared them all already because I can't stop blabbering about them lmao.

Although I gotta say I've been thinking about them within my Jeremiah/Ecco/Jerome AU (aka the Rotten Fic)

Specifically about Jervis being Alice' legal guardian since she was about 10 or even younger (since their parents died very early in her life) and Alice isn't exactly being held captive but everytime she tried to run away while she was growing up, the police simply brought her back to her brother.

Because she was a minor and he was her 'loving and worried' big brother - who also could be very persuasive and knew how to manipulate people in his favour - and soon she was known as a 'notorious runaway' and the people she tried to plead for help only smiled at her in that condescending way people do when they pity you.

'Ah there she is, the little Tetch Girl, poor thing, lost her parents so soon. Now she's a troubled kid, running away, telling lies. She can be thankful her brother is so patient and loving with her.'

And surely all the tales she likes to spin about her brother crawling into bed with her or giving her 'special baths' are simply a sign for her overactive imagination, a hurt child making up all sorts of morbid things to get some attention.

And now she's around 20 and she knows she's old enough, an adult now, they would have to at least listen now.

Or she could simply try and get away, out of town, the police can't escort her back to her house anymore, they can't stop her at the train station and tell her she's a bad girl for worrying her brother like that.

But she also knows Jervis would never let her, he would come after her and he would kill everyone she would dare to care about besides him.

He would find her no matter where she hides.

It's safer when she stays, for her and for all the people out there she will never get to meet.

I simply like the idea of Alice basically being in a kidnapping situation but no one realizes. She's the sweet girl living with her brother, she belongs at home with her brother, what is she talking about being 'at her brother's mercy'.

And it's gotten to a point where he put her out of school with the promises of 'homeschooling' to 'help her anxiety' and oh, isn't he such a sweet and caring brother?

Taking it upon himself to teach her at home, what a big sacrifice it must be for him to completely focus on his little sister like that, to make sure she doesn't get left behind!

(And of course, since Jervis can be...persuasive, no one questions whether he actually has a teaching degree or anything of the like, no, Alice is shoved into his arms with smiles and waves).

And as Alice grew up, got to a point where her words couldn't be brushed aside as child's talk anymore, she learned to play her part. Made some…mistakes, said the wrong thing to the wrong person and had to live with the consequences.

(Consequences the other person can't live with anymore).

So if some newer neighbours notice that Alice is never seen outside? Well, she's a shy girl, no need to be worried!

Her brother is such a gentleman and he does make it a point to introduce the both of them to everyone who moves into their street, did the same when they first moved to Gotham, going from door to door with little Alice on his hand to prevent any rumours from spreading to make a good first impression!

And even if someone does worry, they only need to wait until Jervis is gone for the day to ring the doorbell. Alice will open and invite them inside, will play nice and portray the little sister Jervis told her to be.

The neighbour will come back home thinking 'Oh well, the girl is a shut-in, nothing too out of the ordinary. It's a dangerous city after all' and Alice will remain in her room and fight back the panic inside her, knowing that if she didn't do her job right and they get suspicious....accidents happen all the time.

Of course this routine is gonna get disturbed once Ecco enters the scene but let's not get ahead of ourselves👀👀👀

(Anyways the inherent horror of being kidnapped and used by strangers - aka Ecco and the twins - vs. Being permanently kept in a glass cage that no one else can see except you and no one can ever hear you scream for help - aka Alice and Jervis)

Jervis or Alice

Okay that's a hard one! Like, harder than choosing between Ecco and Jervis because Jervis and Alice are kinda on the same level here.

I love Jervis. You know if you've seen even just a fraction of my blog lmao.

But Alice.....so much potential. Such a good fucking storyline.

(Jervis and Alice as two sides of the same coin? I'd even say they have a big 'star-crossed lovers, one can't truly exist without the other' vibe. I mean, you could even compare them to 'B*tjokes in a way - only the who hunts who down is flipped).

Also Alice is very pretty and I have an obvious preference for girls in pretty much any piece of media I consume.

But then you have Jervis, who isn't only involved in the Alice storyline but is also part of the J Squad.....you have the legendary Jerome/Jonathan/Jervis team up and all three of them being horribly into each other....Jonathan and Jervis basically being an old married couple....the way Jervis looks at Jerome which still has me losing my mind....also you have the Ace Chemicals Episode which single-handedly saved the 5th season......the superb Ecco/Jervis interaction......fuck, this is hard.

I love Alice and I need to talk about her more often but I think Jervis wins simply by having more interactions with other characters (and oh to have Alice around for longer.....have her face off against Jervis on the regular.....Bruce deserves a little ragtag team of protoheroes in my opinion so why not add Alice...).

...But I am getting off track :D

[hws-cernunnos]

Italian 101:expressing romantic love and attraction

As promised I'm back with the romantic version of this post :D Link

As usual long post ahead (❁´◡`❁)very long oof

Let's start this journey by defining each role with it's name :)

It can be quite useful to understand a certain type of mentality ! You'll see what I mean right away.

Boyfriend is ragazzo and girlfriend is ragazza and they literally mean boy and girl ahah. Now, it's normal for unmarried native English speaking couples in their late 20s and beyond, to call each other boyfriend/girlfriend. That's really not a thing in Italian. Ragazzo/a are only used by teenagers because it does feel quite infantile to refer to your s/o in such terms in our language 😅 especially if you live together... Ex:{nation x}è il mio ragazzo/la mia ragazza

... Which brings me to: compagno/a. It's the word used by adults to refer to their s/o and it means partner as in life partner and it really doesn't matter whether you're only dating, living under the same roof and/but decided not to marry(but maybe start a family!) it's still the correct terminology! So realistically the Italy Bros would call their s/o their partner, at their current age :) And oh! If you ship them with Vanya it could be a great pun since it also means comrade ahah. Kids of course don't make use of it because a) it indicates a committed relationship as I explained, it would be weird b)it kinda sounds like classmate lol (compagno di classe). Ex:{nationx}è il mio compagno/la mia compagna

Weirdly enough it's not that uncommon to hear a teen say fidanzato/a, which supposedly should only indicate your fiance ahah. As a kid it profoundly amused me to hear fellow 12-year-olds talk about their fidanzati. But it is indeed a common way to call your loved one and I used it myself to talk about my friends' bfs/gfs. As you can imagine it lost such connotation, but I can say that many still feel quite nervous about being called fidanzato/a because they feel like they're about to step on the altar. Ex:{nationx}è il mio fidanzato/la mia fidanzata

Talking about altar... Husband is marito and wife is moglie. On the other hand groom is sposo and bride is sposa. Ex:{nationx}è mio marito/mia moglie. As you can see they don't need an article, *John Mulaney voice* quella è mia moglie! I'm so sorry.

A more yoyo *snort* way to refer to your bf/gf is tipo/a, which literally means dude/dudette ahah. Ex. {Nationx}è il mio tipo/la mia tipa😎.

Onto dialectal versions:) very important tbh, could give that something more to your texts. A common way to call your bf/gf in many northern Italian languages (except my own rjrnh) is moroso/a. It stands for "amoroso", loving and it takes the article according to the language; in most cases it does, in Veneto it doesn't. Ex:{nationx}è il mio moroso/la mia morosa or (in Veneto's case) ho visto mio moroso parlare con mio fratello(I've seen my boyfriend talk to my brother). Would be cute in a social media au like, bio "mio moroso🥺" link to the poor lad's account.

In many southern Italian regions you can find zito/a :) (it's used in Apulia, Sicily and Calabria as far as I know!!) and it pretty much means lad/lass.Ex:{nationx}è il mio zito/la mia zita. I'll assume someone like Mano would use it in a more intimate context.

Common terms of endearment and silly pet names ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

A very common mistake I've encountered in ffs is "mi amore". Italian really doesn't work like Spanish, in our language "mi" isn't a possessive adjective but a particle that indicates the indirect object :3

Ex:Mi piace il gelato.(I like ice cream, Ice cream is liked by me).

Mio is what you're looking for ☺ and it doesn't change according to gender because the adjective takes the word's grammatical gender (amore is masculine). In this case the adjective should be postponed "amore mio", unless in an example like this:

Ex. Sei il mio amore(you're my love).

Tesoro works the same way!! "tesoro mio".

As I mentioned in my platonic love post patata/o is very common and so is It's diminutive patatina/o, but it seems like carotina/o (little carrot) is popular as well (not as much tho! Once again the masculine form is pure invention ahah :)) .

Many use sugary sweet stuff like pucci-pucci which don't really mean anything dbbd we all probably collectively think they sound cute(or irritating, depends who you ask).

One I've seen a couple of times in ffs is caro/a...which indeed means dear in Italian!! But it's not that popular:( mostly because it sounds straight out a 50s commercial. It's used in a ironic way and once again ,with others I've mentioned in the other post ,to address someone who happens to be particularly annoying.

My favourite ones have to be respectively tato/a for Feli and principe for Mano. I truly thought tato/a(tatino/a) were panitalian but my main moots are from the South and they said it's not a thing there,,,? Quite the revelation. It doesn't mean anything, it's just baby talk and it's used for.. Anyone really... Your child, your pet, your bf... Might be a short form for the so popular patato but who knows ahah

Principe truly fucks me up. The idea of Romano calling his bf prince out all of things sends me. And yet it seems like it's quite popular in some parts of the South?? In my friend's @flamaflavio words "I've seen 30 something years old women use it". Oh btw princess is principessa just in case :3

Any kind of cute little animal is game(for example cucciolotto,little puppy or topolino/a little mouse that I've already mentioned). And ah in English there's this thing where you take your s/o name and add bear, in Italian it's orsacchiottino, little teddy bear.

Almost forgotten about it, a bad boy type of character might use dolcezza, sweet thing, or piccolo/a baby.

Let's conclude this post with some sentences o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

Sono innamorato/a di te "I'm in love with you"

Mi sono innamorato/a di te "I've fallen in love with you"

Ho una cotta per lui/lei "I've a crush on him/her"

A more sappy one could be "sei la luce dei miei occhi" (you're my eyes' light). It's also said by parents to their children

Ti adoro "I adore you"

Mi piaci "I like you"

Sono pazzo/a di lui/lei "I'm crazy for him/her"

I won't cover compliments but I can tell you how to say someone is hot ahah. You can say:

Che figo/a! (He/she's really hot!)

È davvero bono/a (He/she's really hot)

A funny way is "È proprio gnocco/a". My girl @flamaflavio introduced me to " È un intero piatto di gnocchi " "He/she/they is/are an entire plate of gnocchi" and I've never been the same😭

We also say "è proprio manzo" to talk about a guy ajsjsj. Manzo means beef, so I suppose it's the Italian version of "beefcake". On the same tone of the gnocchi plate a common meme is " Non è solo un manzo è un'intera macelleria " He's not only beef (a steak??)he's an entire butcher's.

In genovese slang(not language mind you, kids language ahhehs) we might jokingly say "Che beccio". A beccio is a very confident (and hot?definitely stylish) guy.

A more crass way can be "Che fregno/a"

Will keep this PG djdj but you can check this link out if you want some funny horny on main expressions ahah link

Aaand we're done!!! Just let me know if you've enjoyed this and what you'll like me to cover in next post 🥰 thanks for reading this

[thesexypanda-boo]

💋

thanks for the ask bubba! I love you and you literally have no idea how happy I get when I see your name in my notifs <3

💋- I'll be try to be smooth and poetic and the cringey shit *emphasis on try please*

warning, I am cringey as shit, sorry in advance :)

you'd be the kind of person with a huge heart,

burdened with kindness, a story with an interesting start,

you have secrets of your own held within you,

but you're still as beautiful, and I'd like you to know that I love you <3

bro I'm serious dont hate me ajsjsj

300 celebration <3

[avarkriss]

hi my love what would you say is your favorite main character and background character of each dw series? hopefully that's not too much too ask sorry <3

Oh man! Okay okay I got this I just woke up from like an hour nap I've got this

Rip everyone im on mobile and idk if this readmore is gonna work

:readmore:

Prequels: Obi-Wan Kenobi is my absolute favorite. He is full of light and hope despite being a literal punching bag for the galaxy and I adore his perseverance and sass. My favorite background character is Elan Sleazebaggano because his name is hysterical and the death sticks scene lives rent free in my mind. And also Jango Fett because of the eye fucking on Kamino and have you SEEN him??

Originals: I love Leia Organa. She is sassy, snarky, headstrong - everything I looked up to as a kid. Love her so much. My favorite background character is Boba Fett because that chin tap scene has lived in my head for the past 20 years and it will never leave (nor do I want it to).

Sequels: My main is Finn - he was an incredible character and they did a major disservice to him. He is force sensitive and has all jedi rights, GL can lick my left buttcheek. My favorite background is FN-2199, aka the stormtrooper that screams "Traitor!" at Finn, aka Finn's ex.

Rebels: HERA HERA HERA HERA HERA HERA HERA HERA. Strong, intelligent, capable, badass pilot, dedicated --- I can't say enough good about her! My favorite background character is Chopper - I know he's probably technically a main but he's also a droid. I think that chaotic little trashcan is neat and he gives me Artoo vibes and I want to be his pal!

The Clone Wars: this needs it's own answer... I love Cody, Rex, Wolffe, Padme, Obi, Ani, Plo, Fives, Echo, Maul, Savage, Greebous, Kix, Fox I KEEP LISTING MORE.... for backgrounds Sandwhich Clone can butter me any day of the week but mains?? I simply do not have the time to dive into the mains I love, and I don't think I could pick just one!! I pick all :)

The Mandalorian: My main is Kuiil. I know he's probably technically a side however, he is so talented and smart and kind and helps Din So Much (like without him idk how successful he would have been) and he sacrifices himself for his family and I just... adore him. My background fave is the Armorer. They're a mfin BADASS and I Stan

Rogue One: I love, absolutely love, Chirrut. I think his character is fascinating: he's dedicated, wise, kind. He has SO much faith in the Force. He is AMAZING. My fave background is VADER DUDE THAT SABER SCENE AND THE "DON'T CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONS" AJSJSJ

Solo: I love chaos bi Lando SO fucking much dude. I don't even have the words to say how much I love "everything you've heard about me is true" Lando Calrissian. Fave background is MAUL. Self explanatory lmao

[phemonoi]

Aphrodite April

Day 2 • describe your current relationship with Aphrodite

(I'm sorry I forgot about this again ajsjsjs)

My relationship with Aphrodite currently is one of love and companionship and care. I see her both as a mother figure and a friend. She takes care of me in so many ways and I enjoy her passionate, inspiring presence a lot. Although I don't give her a lot of material offerings, I make sure to devote my self-care activities to her and do some work in her name, thanking her daily for her blessings. Aphrodite has been such an important presence in my life lately, I couldn't imagine it without her. I love my goddess.

*Prompts from @/thepastellpriestess challenge

[huans]

i was tagged by @humanshrugemoji! thank you sm love 💖

rules.

answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better/catch up with!

three ships.

clexa ( the 100 )

russingon ( the silmarillion )

wangxian ( mo dao zu shi | the untamed )

last song you listened to.

it was fron my tolkien songs playlist, i believe it may have been:

tinúviël — bis die Stille zerbricht, orome, or maybe ainulindalë — der Lauf der Welt by oonagh

last movie you watched.

your name

currently watching.

haikyuu!!

word of honor ( i'm stuck at episode 12 or so because idk... it's not bad or boring just... i can't pay attention to it because my interest isn't that big in it? )

vikings s6

currently reading.

the song of achilles

the people of middle earth

the war of jewels

the lost road and other writings

currently craving.

nothing actually except my goddamn wifi ajsjsj i haven't had wifi for 24 hours now ugh

i'm tagging.

@linglynz, @solntserises, @soldorado, @kurcpikas, @yibobibo, @yibocrisis, @xiaodaozhang, @gaoshide, @inessencedevided, @jukstapose

[eitelle]

Decided to write nexii hcs to help dexii fall asleep help- 😋☝️

So here u go AJSJSJ @deerixiie

Y’all are that couple who are so in love and shows pda

BUT LIKE CHAOTIC ASF

def takes u on mall dates to places he can’t afford 🙄🙏

I hc that y’all trip each other as a joke/play fight a lot

He has def tried to like serenade you but it was absolutley nasty istg (it’s the thought that counts tho)

If y’all are cuddling he’ll prefer spooning and will be the big spoon bc he would say “I’m a real man (kirishima who) and that means I spoon my so not the other way around”

Yalls relationship is sorta controlled chaos so like extremely clingy and chaotic but it’s not so chaotic that it makes everyone around y’all hate it if that makes sense

Tries to spoil you but he’s sorta like broke

He’ll still save up money for u tho

He’ll make you cheer for him on the bench and also wear his jersey at matches

Hes the type of boyfriend that would make you sit on his lap everywhere

When driving hed put his hand on ur thigh

If anyone ever said anything ab yalls relationship or ab you he would bark at them

Down yorkie down

To like assert dominance he will pat ur head idk why 😭😭

Has a gc with him, Tanaka, Yamamoto, and kiyoko (surprisingly) named ‘dexii protection squad’ for sure

Has albums of just photos of you in his phone

Obsessed with your hair

He’s an ass man I said what I said. 

Has tried to cook with you. Newsflash: he can’t cook

Tries to be super romantic and fails help-

He has a priv story on Snapchat with just you on it PLS-

He tried to make it like not obvious but it’s so obvious that it’s just u on it 😭🙏

He also has a private story just ab yalls relationship

Unfollows every girl on insta, even kiyoko when y’all start dating help

If u have trouble waking up don’t worry hes loud enough for the job 😩😩

If u like a certain type of music he’ll try to learn an instrument and play that type of music

Netflix and chill dates? Naw. Walks in the park that turn into tickle fights and then cuddles? Hell yeah.

That’s all I can think of but I hope u like it 😭🤚