#I PRESENT... THEMB

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ultimately!

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my GODD!!!!!

scientific research

the post in question

[thecluelessdoctor]

DOODLE DUMP!!

Haven't done one of these in a hot bit!! Here we go!

Decided to doodle Maria (or Marcus when he's masc presenting) for fun. I love themb

He's like a startled rat

He's got it bad for the boy who probably hasn't properly showered in at least 3 days. Amazing tastes

Him and his fuckass face

SEMI REALISTIC JUMPSCARE!! btw the Stan design is the one I use on @/mistamysterystan sooo

Yeah. I like to bully Dipper idk lmfao

SLUTTY ASS FARM BOY!! he is so twinkish wtf

I have no excuse I just really wanted to draw Fidd's ass.

He's so stupid I hate him GRGRGRGRGR/silly

Ford's unironically the reason I got better at drawing hands. Also my hands jumpscare

They are everything to me. Hateship otp LMFAO

Ah mullet stan. You will forever be iconic

Oh yeah this reminds me IVE HAD UP TO TEN PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO STAN. LIKE YES I KIN HIM MORE THAN ANY OTHER CHARACTER IN MY LIFE BUT WHAT. ITS SUPPOSED TO ONLY BY MY DELUSION NOT EVERYONE ELSES 💀

Me too bud. Me too.

Ough him..

Look at him and his stupid face

Same vibe different trauma.

Also my kids. They are doing sailor moon poses lol

And that's it for now. Caio~!

[mochigobrrrrrrr]

May I present... themb.

This is a wifey simp post. That is all.

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5. What is your favorite color?

6. What’s your lucky number?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

94. What are you strengths?

happy you asked:3

5. ornjjj 🍊

6. absolutely no clue!

14. absolutely not

15. “when the curtain falls” by greta van fleet, “miss death’s idol” by umbrabyte, and “hyper taste system” (original title in japanese) also by umbrabyte

16. “for heaven’s sake” starring harold lloyd (hope i got that right)

35. i did years ago for like 15 minutes and i can’t remember how well it went. i’d like to try it again tho.

38. like 21-ish hours? i’ve never pulled an all-nighter lmao. i get oh so eepy sleepy.

51. no i love themb:3 one of my dad’s coworkers (they were both teachers at the time) kept a tarantula in his classroom and i got to hold it when i was in kindergarten. there’s still a photo somewhere of me smiling and presenting the tarantula to the camera :D

66. idk man…😔 i have like a wolf cut jellyfish cut shoulder-length shag going on with my hair rn but im probably gonna let it grow wild for the next few years and try to get it all the way down to my hips and get a hush cut type deal going. but short hair is oh so easy to maintain… idk, we’ll see how it goes.

94. i generally have a very quick reaction to both physical things and also working through puzzles. when my brain is turned on properly i can take ANYTHING even MATHEMATICS‼️‼️. i would also consider myself generally patient with other people. except my sister. if she steps out of line for a single second i will beat her to a pulp.

i hope this was fun to read:>

i might do the rest of a get-to-know-you post later

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✨ RAMBLY POST ABOUT THE CADDICARUS SPYRO VIDEO ✨

non-spoiler thoughts:

THIS VIDEO WAS AMAZING!!! it was everything i ever wanted and more. i'm an old ancient caddicarus fan from 2014 and oh my goooooddddd i loved this video. i loved it so much. it was beautiful amazing wonderful immaculate i want to marry it. nay, i want to marry the entire goddamn 2020-present caddicarus show.

i can't think of any jokes that fell flat in this episode. like usually there are at least a few that fall flat but this episode was wonderfully written.

it's like...i've been waiting 8 years for this video. there was a point in caddicarus history where we were certain the channel would never hit a million due to the stagnation it was experiencing in the late 2010's. the spyro video was becoming less and less of a possibility...until caddy changed up his content.

this change happened just under a year after i stopped watching, though. for two and a half more years, i kept hesitating and hesitating to watch the newer videos...until he actually hit one million subs. i was sitting in the college library on my first day of junior year when that happened, and i realized at that moment i HAD to return. so i watched the newer videos and was like "holy shit they really are as amazing as they say".

so the spyro video was my first new caddicarus episode since returning to the fandom...and man...i just missed that feeling so much. that wondrous feeling of getting a notification for a caddicarus episode. it's a feeling i hadn't felt in nearly 4 years.

OK BUT LIKE i have so muuuch stuff i wanna do rn. gifs, fanart, edits, etc...like BROOOO. i've fully been transformed back into my teenage self making tons of caddicarus fan-stuff for each new video that drops lmao.

and now for the spoilery thoughts... (this will be very incoherent i'm sorry)

ok but the CAMEOS? genius. if this video was made in 2016 i GUARANTEE he would've dedicated like 2 minutes to each of them, and they would've been saying stuff like "CADDY, PLEASE do NOT play this game, i played this on MY channel and it will CURSE YOU for LIFE!!!". but nope, the cameos lasted like 2 seconds each and almost ALL of them were just them being slightly caught off guard. I LOVE THIS GODDAMN SHOW SO MUCH.

and THE CADDYS RETROSPECTIVES INTRO!! I REMEMBER THAT! I CLAPPED!!!!

and THE BEGINNING CAMEO WITH THE NORMALBOOTS GUYS AND BRUTALMOOSE......crying

it's so funny that the few side characters we saw return in this were spons, baddy, long dennis and sam widge...but we got a shitton of new side characters. AND I LOVE THEMB.......WHEREDIGO MY BELOVED. face face is my new favorite eldritch horror, the COW... and the NEW LONDON COCKNEY CHARACTER WHO PULLED UP TO BEEFY BOYS. i DEADASS thought jim was gonna bring back quick J and was kinda disappointed he didn't jiaowefjoife. but he DID bring back daddy caddy so it's a good compromise.

OH AND WALLACE BIG TOO....AND COUSIN SQUADDY had me laughing my ASS off.

but obviously andrew van is the greatest caddicarus character of all time.

i have lots of favorite bits in this one, like the one where he puts on the clown shoes and kills moneybags. i also loved the one where he greenscreened himself skateboarding, and the return of that bit where he was flying out of the window to katamari music (it was some 2016 video i forgot what it was jsjsjjsjsj), and he ALSO brought back that "just melt it. i'll soak it up. i'll eat it" bit from the spyro orange video. and the SURPRISE MEXICAN BOUNS ROUND...god i'm going to reference this every time i go to a mexican restaurant.

that PUZZLE BIT...jim is such a genius like HOW. HOW does he come up with these things.

and i'm pretty sure that "you have to collect diamonds to FAST TRAVEL???" was a reference to "NOT EVEN THE ARCADE MODE???" from rascal racers

AND I'M NOT SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS. MATRIX JIM. I WAS CHOKING,,,,

we got some new songs, notably "pink poo bag on your keys" and "i got a million subs". i will have lots of fun learning all the words to these and annoying the hell out of my sister with them.

i hope dead bird of the week becomes a regular thing.

and HOLY SHIT HE JINXED THE REPEAT OF THE CHEESE GRATER INCIDENT. WHY JIM. WHY.

[moinsbienquekaworu]

RAM MY BELOVED hello hi happy Valentines (if you celebrate) hi

I just drove home while listening to my tomarry playlist and i need to tell you, i love themb so much and this song (Carnivore by Bear Attack! If the link doesnt work) is such a themb song and omg. I need to go reread love is touching souls. I need to finish typesetting it. I need to stop procrastinating buying printing materials and just bind it into a physical book. Themb.

But also, i was thinking about this fic thats currently sitting partially done in my google docs, thats endgame tomarry but currently drarry. And basic context: Harry becomes the DADA prof after a few years of being a failure of an auror and he and Ginny just finalized their divorce (nothing was Wrong Per Se, Ginny just realised shes a lesbian), and Hermione sets him up with Draco but theyre not really Great together theyre more just meh as a couple, but then Harry accidentally time travels back to 1945 (give ir take a few years) and teaches DADA during Tom's seventh year, and they get together and Harry knits Tom a Weasley sweater and etc etc etc BUT i couldnt figure out how to get them both back to The Present Day while not breaking up Harry and Draco BUT BUT BUT i realized i can just make it hella poly and itd still be cute!

Im telling you all of this as the person who got me into tomarry plus the first person i thought of when i put this playlist on, i hope this hinged-ness finds you well i love you <3

Love the idea of introducing someone else to the Tomarry relationship because we've all seen Tom and how he feels about sharing. Like I feel like any work with Tomarry + another character is like, 40% getting Tomarry together (all the Hurdles and Problems and such with those two) and then 60% Harry slowly making Tom stop hissing at whoever else because he has to share Harry with them and that's his soulmate. Yes even if he likes them too he's just Like That. He's so very not suited to polyamory, it would be extremely entertaining reading a fic trying to make it work.

I remember reading a fic back in Ye Olden Days that was a Drarry snippet with Severus looking in from the outside wishing he could be with Harry but Knowing Deep in his Soul that he was Wrong for him. I'd link it but I'm like 90% sure it was in french and I don't want to go looking through FFnet for it right now haha. Drarry just made me think of it. Oh and there was One good Drarry fic I loved, still in french, by and author who wrote banger after banger (all in french, yeah) on FFnet that introduced baby me to Supermassive Black Hole and the fact that you don't put two condoms on. It's Nothing Else Matters by Rose Malefoy if you want to look at the page and not understand the text haha (yes Malefoy with an e that's how it's spelt in french) Oh and my first Snarry was amnesiac Harry who was with Severus and forgets it so he gets into a relationship with Draco but then remembers and leaves him I think? It's been a while. I used to be into Drarry more but it's been years since I read some, since I discovered Snarry and all.

I think we should combine our poly Tomarry AUs to inflict the maximum amount of Situations on theses guys. Like throw in Draco throw in Severus and then let them take years and a lot of therapy to disentangle that mess and make a working polycule out of it. A bit like when you plop Sims in a house with full autonomy and wait for them to do something cool like starving themselves or making out with their brother's wife, except here I hope they'd figure it out and get a good ending at some point. Anyway.

Oh and in Tomarry news if you haven't tackled Draw me after you (let us run) by Toastranger you should go for it because now after about 200k words and 44 chapters Things have been Happening 👀 (I'm not subtle, they finally kissed is what happened) extremely fun fic, highly recommend once again. That said it is a time investment because I love long works

Your song rec is actually making me realise I don't have Tomarry songs? I have Obikin songs I have plenty of Snarry songs I have Johnlock songs and Kylux songs but nothing for these two. Ah well. I mean I guess The bog in the valley by the Irish Rovers is kind of a Harrymort song because it's a part of Dark Livestream but that's not very Tomarry specific. OH WAIT NO I do!! In the Daylight Again by Duplicity is named after a line from Salt and the Sea by the Lumineers so. One (1) Tomarry song. Good fic too, I can't make myself rereading it because it hurts my feelings :(( but it's really good

Cool song you got though! I've added it to my current playlist, love finding songs through other people and associating them to random stuff like that.

Anyway love you hope you have a good evening come back whenever you want <3

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Gender features prominently in some of Terry Pratchett's Works, especially in Monstrous Regiment or ANYTHING involving Dwarves post Feet of Clay, and I know we always talk about the Dwarves, but I think one thing we never talk about is Igors and Vampires according to Monstrous Regiment.

1) Igors(ina) are seemingly crystalized on the whole gender binary thing at first glance, patchworks of people, the Men trying to present themselves as Grottesque as possible, the women as Stunning as possible, yet it's also really easy via Igor Surgery to switch between each binary regardless of Birth Sex. The possibility of a Igor being Trans, or offering safe, easy surgeries is therefore not exactly 0, as is the possibility of thembeing Nonbinary and shifting the way people perceive them based on how they want to be perceived that day.

2) From what I gather, Vampires do not have Gender. They may aggressively and melodramaticaly present as one gender, yes, but they are the ones who ultimately decide how they get perceived, either in less topical ways, like Otto trying to pass as the silliest and most harmless photographer ever so a Mob doesn't try to Lynch him again for being different, all the way to Maladict(a), who can easily present themselves as Male, Female, and everything in between, depending on the situation, hence them being gender fluid/nonbinary/trans.

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More syngrove development!!! bc i lov themb

My favourite personal interpretation of Billy is just lone wolf wannabe ass bitch. He's all "I don't want/need friends. I'm fine on my own. Fuck off."

He tries so hard to prove he's fine on his own even though he secretly wants more friends but won't admit it to himself. But he also convinced himself he doesn't want any because all his life he's been surrounded by "friends" who've only been there when they needed him and nothing else.

Under read more cos I don’t wanna clog peoples’ dashes!

After a few months he gradually befriends Syn and he's definitely much closer to him—and, in a previous fic I've mentioned before, being able to refer to him by his nickname and not his actual name is a sign of trust. He genuinely enjoys Syn's company and loves to hang out with him, which is absolutely flabbergasting to every other student who actually gives a fuck about trivial student population hierarchies in Hawkins.

I imagine Billy went from a bully to a friend over the course of those few months and he slowly realises that the entire time he spent bullying Syn was partially because he was jealous of Syn for who he was, yk?? But Syn also isn't what he comes off as all the time and in fact he's just. This really sad guy who goes through a fuck ton of shit and actually has a similar home situation as Billy's and that evokes a sense of sympathy within Billy. But he also bullied Syn in particular because he wasn't really sure how to go about befriending him, and he figured just being an ass was a lot better than subjecting Syn to all his perceived personality flaws, should he have initially decided to befriend Syn. In a way I suppose he was scared of scaring Syn off, hence why he'd rather bullied than befriended him(though in this case it seems he's bullied then befriended him).

Does it make sense? Most likely not. He is a troubled teenager with possible stunted emotional development or lack thereof, can't really expect it to make sense from an outsider's perspective. Billy hasn't exactly grown up with the best support system and care there is to offer, either.

He went from "Fucking lame ass nerd doesn't even know how to present properly in front of the class lol shy ass ugly bitch" to "Let me PIN YOU DOWN so I can GIVE YOU A KISS before SEEING YOU HOME you NERD!!! LET ME PUNCH U IN THE LIPS W MINE U DWEEB!!!!! YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SHIT!!!!! FUMCK U!!!!!!"

uwu i love these two sm

BONUS:

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In honor of me drawing the blorbos for the first time in a long time, I present to you:

Themb