#I SWEAR IM NOT A BRONY

[alphaclxwn]

man idek they’re just tiny lil pony sillys 🤷‍♂️

[revivebur-arkhamsys]

I CURDE THE NAME, THE ONE BEHUND IT ALLLLLLLL

DISCORD IM HOWLING AT THE MOON AND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON /lyr

[aziralover]

mlp mane six!! still on my pony streak sooo 🤍🩵🩷💛🧡💜

[gutsandmutts]

Subject: 001 Name: Twilight Sparkle Infection Stage: 2 Treatment Progress: Failing Notes: Subject seems to be losing sense of self and has periods of uncontrollable violent outbursts. During one outburst the subject began bashing her head into a wall and subsequently damaged her horn. Subject has started to refuse food, water, and sleep. The subject has started to loose hair and salivate uncontrollably. Subject has been observed standing in a certain position without moving for several hours.

[nyaifyz]

shower thought of the day

I see the word "brony" used as a negative term more often than just a simple fan nickname

most cases when someone says brony, people view it as the *weirdos* with a strange obsession towards ponies

back in elementary, I had a mlp shirt with the word brony (my family kept pronouncing it as brownie which is funny)

just nowadays I rarely see brony used a general term, only content creators I've seen still use it in such but others use it negatively

which makes me think, pretty much every fandom has a bad side, so why do we hate upon fandoms for such? I've seen so much Sans nsfw accidentally by scrolling on google images and yet I still see the Undertale fandom to be fun, same for all fandoms

I feel like Bronies and Furries get the most overall hate, because even furry as been used as an insult (very common as such at my schools too)

I hope one day we all change to be better and care for our fandoms, keep kids out of the areas that probably shouldn't exist yet do

strange world we live in.

[zomatozoup]

Today I was playing Pony Town dressed as Miku and I found people dressed as Walter, Jesse, and Saul. Someone dressed as Walter White dressed as Miku came over to us, as well as someone dressed as a spider. Jesse proceeded to have sex with the spider. Jesse transformed into Weedku (week Miku) and Saul ending up leaving us because Weedku said "Slay" and he didn't like it. Ah, Pony Town.

[l1k3h1zd1ck]

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[freyito]

ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ᴄᴀɢᴇ & ᴋᴇɴꜱʜɪ ᴛᴀᴋᴀʜᴀꜱʜɪ + ᴀ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ-ꜱᴛᴀʀᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ

this ones super self-indulgent, simply cause im in a bit of a mood and i need comfort. so why not write little drabbles with my HUSBANDS!!!! sorry im still working on requests! my schedule is packed and thursdays are about the only days i get to myself, so im working on them, i swear!!!

for more context, there's a couple different ways people can be touch-starved and how people react. i know some people seek out touch actively, but im one of the people who has an aversion to it. that's why it's written like the reader doesn't quite enjoy it!

also, this was kind of inspired by Kocham Wolność by Chłopcy z Placu Broni

cw: male reader, just fluff really, bonus, proofread

-Johnny Cage

Johnny's flashy, touchy, and over-the-top. Of course he is, he has to be. With his status, he wants everyone to know exactly who you are and show you off. You're all his, and only his, and he needs every single one of his fans to know.

So when you shy away from his touch, dodge away from his hand, or even keep your distance the very first time, his heart shatters. He doesn't quite know how to handle it. But he doesn't go with the same approach. He doesn't give up, either.

He's a sucker for physical touch, and if he's denied it, he doesn't know what to do with his hands. He quite literally looks down at them and wonders what he can do.

His first thought is that you dislike him, actually. That you hate him. He has a deep-seated fear of rejection, and for his beloved to turn away from his warmth and love, it stings. He overthinks, and he reacts as such.

Johnny is a 50/50 with being logical. It depends where he is and what environment he is in. However, with love, where he is completely and utterly vulnerable, giving his all to his boyfriend, logic does not take place with his emotions. He does not think that you do not seek the touch he seeks, he craves.

But, before he can let that vile, horrid, agonizing feeling in the back of his throat take hold, there's slight reassurance. A soft gaze that mends his broken heart, if only for a moment. That's when he finally rationalizes.

You don't even need to tell him at that point, he silently understands. Besides, he has other ways he can show his love for you. Spoils you rotten, tells you all he loves about you. See, he can find ways to make up for the lack of physical touch!

Johnny makes sure to ask you before any physical encounter. He asks to hold your hand, asks to hug you, asks to hold you, asks everything. And each time you say yes, he has the biggest grin on his face.

One night, while you two were sitting on the hood of Johnny's car by some cliff,- like those stupid romantic scenes in movies- you lean over to Johnny and rest your head on his shoulder. Your arms are touching, his shoulder provides a comfortable pillow. You feel safe. Gazing at the very few stars scattered in the sky, the night sky's beauty stolen by the city below (and by you, Johnny says). Johnny's beaming. He's trying so hard not to show it, he's trying to act cool. But he can't. He's almost vibrating because of the butterflies in his stomach. He's proud of you, he's in love with you, and god, he's so happy. He leans his head on yours, and whisper all sorts of sweet things, 'I love you', 'You mean so much to me', 'You're the most beautiful man I know', and 'Thank you'.

-Kenshi Takahashi

Since Kenshi focuses on touch mainly in the relationship, he has to re-evaluate how he goes about this without touch. He doesn't start off with it, like Johnny does. But he slowly builds up to it. And when he tries to place a hand on your shoulder, feeling you completely dodge him almost feels humbling.

He's at a loss. But unlike Johnny, his first thought is the right one. Perhaps you aren't ready, you aren't comfortable. And that's okay. He's going to think of different ways to seek out your affection, even though physical touch is the only way he really understands love.

But, he also understands. He knows what it's like to dislike touch, after years of hollow touch and forced affection. And he understands if you just don't trust him enough, he's empathetic.

He'll wait for you, however long it takes. He isn't afraid to admit it's a bit disheartening, but he understands and he loves you and he will always wait for you. He still cherishes your time together, and it isn't spoiled one bit. Besides, he can tell you just how much he adores you. He doesn't have to rely on touch every time.

Like Johnny, he will always ask. But he does prefer that you make the first move, at that point. Any little touch, he also cherishes. Even if it's your hand accidentally brushing against his while walking. You always catch a small smile from him when that happens.

He's happy as is, really. The lack of physical touch doesn't take away anything from the relationship or from you. Simply basking in your presence is enough for you. He adores you, and he knows you're his as much as he's yours. That understanding is really the only thing he craves in the relationship.

He relishes in every little touch you give him, however. Simply holding hands is the most intimate thing to him. He isn't big on PDA, but he loves holding your hand anywhere in public. Even if Sento offers slight guidance to him, he loves knowing you're there to guide him.

The night you finally initiated contact, he fell deeper in love with you. It was quiet, alone, still. In your room, you lay next to him, simply enjoying the pleasures of the mundane. You reach for his hand, and gently trace the ink on his hands. He's calm, collected, but inside burns a fire so bright, that you can feel his body temperature rise. He slowly turns his hand, opening his palm to you. For a moment, your fingers linger, tracing the creases in his hand, before finally intertwining your fingers with his. He turns his head to you, a soft and inviting small on his face. He breaks the silence, whispering an 'I love you, so much', before the silence lay over you two once more.

-Bonus! Johnny Cage AND Kenshi Takahashi

They both agree not to smother you and take their time with you and your comfort. Since most dates and activities will always center around all three of you, they're specifically gentle with you, and are rather hands off with both you and each other (as hard as that is for them).

Just because they are comfortable with each other and each other's touch, doesn't mean they are going to flaunt it. Kenshi believes the ideal is to slowly incorporate you into events. To suffocate you with the idea of touch is too much.

And they do just that. Johnny follows Kenshi's lead, really. Neither of them can live without your touch, and the idea of turning you away is a mutual fear.

When you found yourself between Kenshi and Johnny, simply "watching" a movie from Johnny Dearest, you ended up placing your head in Kenshi's lap, and your legs in Johnny's. You were tired, that was all. Just so happens you had the most comfortable men to lay on. Johnny gave Kenshi the most bewildered look, before realizing the man was still blind. But regardless, Kenshi almost shared the sentiment. However, Kenshi didn't waste his chance. He places his hand on your head, scratching at your scalp. While Johnny just revels in the fact that you've finally warmed up to them.

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[kamera-crew]

fluttershy????????????? (shes totally watching applejack and rainbowdash argue (im not a brony i swear))

[m1dn1ghtcr3atur3]

MLP CREEPYPASTA  AND PONY.MOV THEMED BLINKIES!!!! (I SWEAR IM NOT A BRONY/SRS) ( I ALSO DONT SUPPORT HOTDIGGITYDEMON)

[centralkradio-blog]

lol mlp stuff ( I swear im not a brony ) unironically tho I love her sm!!

[mr-onion-e-mous]

You don't know Bronies, A jackbox au I had in mind.

Its a mlp x Jackbox+ ydkj where yes, its just mlp but with a bunch of idiots. Here's just 9 of the cast ponies.

Nate sharpio, as twilight sparkle: He's the smartest out of the mane 6, and has the most brain cells. Originally, this role was gonna go to cookie, but that be dumb of me. The element of magic, he has enough wisdom to think the worst is gonna happen. To reflect similarities, he's gonna be a unicorn turned alicorn.

Helen, as Spike: A dragon friend with similarities of the formerly mentioned, and takes things seriously. She's mostly helper of Nate, but gets along with the rest of the main six just as fine.

Buzz lipman, as Rainbow dash: Often up for an adventure, holding up the element of loyalty. As a Pegasus, he dreams of joining the wondercolts as well. Speed is his top priority, so he's also a good mailpony/ racer. Cousin of Nate of course.

Cookie masterson, as rarity: He finds that one ponies trash can theoretically be his advantage. Cookie feels that everything has value. But just like in the ydkj canon, he treats the mane six as trash most of the time. Still got the element of generosity tho, yet rarely shows this to the guys and rarely seen in general.

Guy towers, as Applejack: The honesty element at the finest, this earth pony(and the only one of the entire six) works his days as a coach for every common sport, but none better than basketball. Knows everypony like the back of his hoof and wants everyone to be fair. He as acts the mane 6's brawn, ready to kick ass when at the ready!

Schmitty, as Fluttershy: He got the element of kindness, but its not to his kind. It rather comes from other creatures, like the quips he carries on his back everyday, everywhere, everytime. This Pegasus tends to avoid conflict, or at least getting involved. But he also has an angry side, and not afraid to show it when his limit's pushed.

Bob, as pinkie pie: The element of laughter, he is popular on equestria's main social media. He's the most positive out of the group, and whenever one gets down, he can use his unicorn magic to make funny memes to get others a good laugh. And yes, he's a unicorn.

[Redacted], as starlight glimmer: When he's introduced, which is earlier than the season 5 premiere, he has about the same first impressions as starlight; Controlling minds of the ponies of his town into being equal and creating a fake paradise, only for it to be ruined by the mane 6. He later reforms after making a deal with nate. Turns out, the former did his past actions because he despised cutie marks, seeing how they took his friends and family away from him to study their passions. [Redacted] has his cutie mark shortly after friending the mane 6. His specializes in Unicorn dark magic, like draining life from foes and resurecting the dead.

Rue Meringue(the name came from the jackbox wiki btw), hostess of roomerang, as Sunset shimmer: An earth pony and a previous student of Raul( The celestia in the au), she belived that even a earth pony with no talent could be special. When rejected behind the later's back, she more often goes to the human realm. One fucking movie later and she is reedemed after the mane 6 stop her from reaching her goals, which was to vanish all magic in equestria, including non earth ponies.

... Im gonna add more soon, but thats all for now, ok? Show Will be rated T due to many swears, but not m since theres nothing more than that and crude jokes.

[prettygirlgerard]

have you seen the interview where frank just casually dropped that he used to be a brony i swear to god nobody talks about it i need to know im not insane

NO I FUCKING HAVENT? HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS SHIT?

[galaxythedragonshifter]

Ok, a little vent cause I'm annoyed with people on Instagram

On literally any post on Instagram that features a furry, I see comments like "cringe" and "go kys" and "eww burn it", or "eww furries ".

I'm sick and tired of these comments. Like, BRO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, SHUT THE HECK UP AND SCROLL ON BY. IT AINT YOUR BEESWAX.

Furries are NOT "Weird". Y'all will bully furries and Bronies, and then turn a cheek to Potter heads and StarWars enthusiasts. LIKE BRO- IF YOU DONT STFU-

Also, don't you DARE call everyone else childish for dressing up like animals when your the one making such a big deal out of it 😭 when it's not even your business.

Literally, furries are actually really nice people, and dressing up in a Fursuit is literally similar to cosplay or dressing up for a ren faire.

IM SERIOUSLY ANNOYED RN.

Y'all will also use it to your "advantage" when an argument arises. If the Convo had nothing to do with furries in the first place, y'all seriously wanna bring in the fact that I'm look like a "furry artist" as an insult?

Even tho it had nothing to do with the original conversation? You only say it for filler cause you don't actually have a good argument. Smh.

I swear the toxicity. Will y'all do something other than be a kill-joy?

I swear I just want people to be happy without one person being an A-hole.

LIKE, THEY ARENT EVEN HURTING YOU EITHER-

IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, SCROLL PAST AND DONT WASTE YOUR TIME COMMENTING. IT DON'T MAKE YOU "DEDICATED". IT MAKES YOU A JERK.

[maxmoehoes]

._.

im going to fanexpo, pray i dont die

(swear to god if i see a brony in 2023 im killing myself)

[amazing-8-bit-gengar]

*insert quote from TLT's Discord remix* 

- Happy April fools day! This wasn't really planned but like what better time to post my little bust shot drawing of the lord of chaos himself :D