#I WAS DOING THAT FUCKING SOUTHPARK BIT FOR REAL

[rubbership]

ive definitely talked about this story before but the one time i dated like just a regular cis girl i threw up on all three of our dates in a row. and then i broke up with her LOL OOPS SORRY

[mochifromthemoon]

HI SISTERS ITS MOCHI HERE WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESD-

hey there fellow human being… im mochi from the moon, your local emo arsonist!!! but everyone just calls me mochi (my irl name is Bowie tho so im fine if u call me that) um here’s a bit about me <3

WAIT BUT FIRST DNI:

If ur homophobic

transphobic

Any sorta phobic (queer wise)

if u get triggered by topics to do with bad mental health

if ur racist

I AM A BIG MGK (machine gun kelly) FAN AND IF YOU HATE HIM BC HE "SWITCHED HIS MUSIC" OR "IT ISNT REAL ROCK" OR "HE'S A DRUGGIE WHO MAKES RIP OFFS OF OTHERS MUSIC" OR EVEN FOR THE SOUL RESON "HE'S EMO" IM GOING TO RESPECTFULLY ASK YOU TO GET OFF MY BLOG. I WOULD NOT LIKE TO TALK TO YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU EVENTUALLY SEE THAT ITS PERFECTLY FINE FOR A ARTIST TO MAKE RAP MUSIC AND THEN MAKE ROCK. (If u hate him for other reasons hit up my inbox bc I wanna know that shit). This is on dni bc I think it’s fine for a artist to switch genres, if u hate him for other reasons (which r not that) then feel free to interact :) Thank u and i hope u have a lovely day <3

pls no creeps but I will talk with horny people…. All of my friends are >:3

if u want a relationship

honestly anything ist

if u hate emos

A LITTLE ABOUT ME <3

Im very creative

I AM A MINOR

I get easily hyper fixated on things

i get super moody (I probably have some sorta mood disorders)

Ive got adhd, dyslexia, dsycalcular, dysgraphia, sleep paralysis, Pica (not a well know eating disorder) and a depersonalisation and dissociative disorder

i think I have bpd (my mum has it so it would make sense I picked up some of her shit. Thx mum <3), im probably bipolar or some shit, I kinda am like borderline schizophrenic so I think psychosis? And im probably anorexic, i dont know if im bulimic (i think thats how u spell it) and i might have a binging eating disorder :)

Im so silly like that guys~ >:3

before u say “errrrrm actually self diagnoses is harmful-“ I KNOW OKAY!? I HAVE DONE A EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF RESEARCH ON THIS SO PLEASE KEEP UR OPINION TO URSELF.

im getting a ASD test in august too so yeh

I have done SH for 3 years now so this blog will talk about it quiet a bit

im in a independent band called The Commissioners (WE AREN'T ON SPOTIFY), i sing 4 them as well as another friend

but im learning base guitar

im a trans Demi boy (yes I am a Demi boy I still consider myself as trans, if u have a problem with this please again STFU AND KEEP UR OPINION TO URSELF)

im omnisexual~

my favorite artists are Trueblood, Mgk, BabyBugs, RadioHead, MCR, Nirvana, The Offspring, Penelope Scott, Ghost And Pals, Dominic Fike, Girl In Red and Ayesha Erotica

i have many more but cant list them all hehe

Some songs that would describe me the best at the moment are Angels and Hey Bunny by BabyBugs, Sharpener by Cavetown, Born With Horns by MGK and Just by RadioHead

my favourite shows are heart break high and south park bc i love those racist mfs (I AM NOT RACIST PLEASE DONT KILL ME FOR LIKING SOUTHPARK)

i am taken so suck my imaginary balls :)

i luv fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HERE IS MY BF HE IS AMAZINGLY FANTASTMAGICAL AND U SHOULD FOLLOW HIM

here are my irl besties!!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY

AND BELIEVE ME THEY'RE THE ONE AND ONLY TRULY GREG ITS

thx for letting me waste precious seconds and minutes of ur life I hope u have a decent time being alive

HERES A PHOTO OF MY BAND <3

Fuck gender roles be a twisty

[apostlesoftheslavsblog]

Hello hello!! Not sure how you stumbled upon this blog, but I'm happy to have you here!! I'm Dáša, or just Dasha for you people without special characters. I was definitely never named after Saint Kliment of Orchid ever in my life.

I use she/her pronouns, but I don't mind the occasional he/him. Not too big on they/them, though. If you know my pronouns, please use them!! Or else... Heh... Let's just say... You're going to the crusher...

This is my blog dedicated the the Czech TV-series Cyril and Methodius: The Apostles of the Slavs!! I am pretty sure I am the only fanartist for this series like, ever, so incase there is or ever will be another person who really likes this series, I just wanted to leave this little blog for them as breadcrumbs of fandom content. If you are that person, hello!!

(The TV series is also known under the names of Cyril and Methodius: Apostles to the Slavs, Cyril a Metod: Apoštoli Slovanov, Cyril a Metoděj - Apoštolové Slovanů, and Kyrill und Method - Der Kampf der Konfessionen.)

And if you're not, you're still welcome to stick around!! Any interaction means a lot to me, so even liking my posts without reblogging them will be appreciated!! And, if for some forsaken reason you also want to draw literally anything from the series, please PLEASE tag me!! I will hail you as if you were God.

-Pro-Israel people, devoted Christians, Proshippers and people who are neutral on them, and defenders/users of AI art are NOT welcome here! If you are Pro-Israel, you are lower than dirt to me. If you are a Proshipper, you are either a groomer, a victim or a gooner. I do not want anything to do with like, 2 of those. If you use AI art, again, you are scum to me. And if you are a devoted Christian... well, to be honest, that's more for your sake than mine. I don't think you're gonna like a lot of my opinions lol.

-Less generally, I heavily dislike people who genuinely engage in queer discourse, Vivziepop apologists/fans and Southpark fans. I think you are most likely unbelievably annoying if you are any of these, but I don't find it enough of an offense to completely blacklist you. If I find you in the wild, I'll probably block you, but hey, I can't say shit when my account is dedicated to drawing shitty pseudo-anime art of Saints. If you behave yourself, you can stay. (Though, I doubt you'd want to after this. Sorry!!)

-Also, sort of the same shit as proshippers, but if you're one of those people who insist that writing rape erotica and shit is normal and anyone who disagrees is a puritan, get the fuck outta here. I have seen one too many people reblog that shit. No Saint Yaoi for people who refuse to confront the truth that fiction and reality are inherently connected and always changing the other!

However, other people aside, here are some things to look out for while traversing this blog:

-I often shorten the series' name to just Apostles of the Slavs or AotS.

-As a Slovak person, I might often use the Slovak/Slovakized versions of names for the characters, ex: calling Constantine "Konstantin", Rostislav "Rastislav" and Svatopluk "Svätopluk". This is just my own personal preference, and you do not have to abide by it.

-I headcanon a lot of the cast as queer, including Konstantin. If you think that gay historical priests are just a bit much for your own dignity, that's fair, you can block me.

-I am well aware that the series is very much not perfect. To be clear, I think that the real Konstantin and Methodius were at best kind of dicks and at worst genuinely morally corrupt people. The series tries really hard to make them sympathetic, since it was funded by the Church, but it is largely historically innacurate and overall just not that great of a representation of the real people. I treat TV series Konstantin and Method and real life Konstantin and Method as largely seperate people. To me, Apostles of the Slavs is less of a documentary and moreso a historical drama that draws on the real history behind the people, but I understand if you do not hold the same viewpoint. Maybe one day, I'll make a full masterlist of everything wrong with the series... but, I do repeat: The Konstantin I draw and make funny little headcanons for is NOT meant to represent the real Saint Konstantin.

-If you know me in real life, no you don't.

And, well, that's it for my intro! I might update it as time goes on, but this is it for now. If you read this entire thing, thank you!! I hope you have a nice day!!

[fstarnd1sco]

I saw that your reposted Chainshipping from Saw.. Do you have headcannons when it comes to the movie? and I mean any. I have seen every single one but expect spiral :3

Also I heart shotgunshipping and chainshipping.. toxic yuri and doomed yaoi my beloved

OH IM GLAD YOU ASK ¡¡ the first headcanon that comes to mind is transmasc adam lmao, picture the guy sitting on the edge of his bathtub, t-shot in one hand, cig in the other, on his southpark boxers and a system graphic shirt hehe

OH AND i was actually writting a fic a few years ago that i never got around to finish with my favourite headcanon of them all¡¡¡¡¡ THE TRIPLETS OKAY SO i think i saw this back when Insidious came out but picture this: Adam, David (saw 0.5) and Specs (Insidious) are actually tripplets!! The Insidious and Saw universe merge together into one and the three of them are brothers. In this particular universe i picture at least one of them as transmasc too because of course.......

I had this idea for a fic where everything went just as it did in the movies but w the tripplets AU and i cannot exatcly remember how it happened but Lawrence (foot freshly cut off, apprentice, still working in the hospital) runs into David, who after his own encounter with jigsaw still works as a janitor in a hospital. Lawrence thinks hes going fucking insane with guilt, thinks he is hallucinating Adam. David is somewhat freaked out that this random doctor keeps staring at him every day as if he'd seen a fucking ghost. And then they have a very, very, very messy on and off thing.

Larence sees Adam in David, as if it was a way to redeem himself. David needs a strong, constant figure in his life that brings security and think he found it on Lawrence. Little does he know lmao........ ah and during all of this David is constantly talking about his "brother who had gone missing a few weeks ago". We have him talk to Lawrence about Adam and Lawrence EATS IT UP, We have David worried sick because his bother is fucking missing. Its a whole thing. I cant remember how i planned to end it

i also like to think Adam used to work at blockbuster and was the most annoying horrendously out of touch film enthusiast out there, but this is inspired on a fic i read a few years ago¡¡ Im an Adam-is-a-cat-enthusiast truther too (that one bit of the script that got cut off is very real to me)

I also headcanon amanda as a doll, and i sure love the aus where adam is her apprentice OR where the jiwsaw killer never existed. I really like them as friends and i always thought it was very tragic that they didnt get a chance at friendship in the films, i always thought it was beautiful subtext that got lost when they deleted that one scene. I think they would talk about hormones in a public bathroom sharing a blunt, i think amanda would teach adam how to shave and i so think they would be the best roomates ever

And then thers Mallick. I love that guy. Hes so fucking stupid. What a fucking prick. Love him. Love him to absolute bits. If i think hard enough im sure i can throw him in the mix.

Then thers chainshipping. Love every form of it. Divorced lawrence? fuck yes. Repressed lawrence? fuck yes. Lavander marriage Lawrence and alison? fuck yes get alison w amanda thats fun thats messy, have lawrence repress his homosexuality so bad he fumbles adam a million times and still ends up with him. Have Lawrence feel sick with shame, have him feel sick with remorse. Have Lawrence trace the scar on adams shoulder every time he is shirtless, both restless with nightmares. Give me domestic chainshipping, give me adam cooking breakfast and lawrence doing laundry, give me a Lawrence with a constant migraine because he gifted adam a stereo set for his brithday and he will only play nu metal as loud as it will go. Aprentice Lawrence and stalker Adam. Apprentice Lawrence and an oblivious adam who then discovers what his new boyfriend is and is completely mortified.

Chainshipping is always so raw, they are as far away from sugar coated as they can get, they are hairy and sweaty homosexuals with an interesting age gap and opposite backgrouds there are so many possibilities

[kymanifesto]

unpopular opinions because I enjoy fighting people:

I know in most fanfiction Carfman is protrayed as some big stud with a huge sex drive who’s always sneaking out into the bathrooms to fuck and is super sadistic but uh...

But there’s a lot of evidence that disproves that.

If you believe that i won’t judge you (well...maybe a little bit) but you are entitled to your opinion and I respect that.

1. Eric Cartman is not the biggest fan of sex,Especially if it’s with someone he doesn’t completely trust.

I think it’s pretty clear that’s Eric has sadly been sexually abused in the show,To be fair this is southpark and it’s supposed to be taken as a joke but that doesn’t mean the tramua that causes is within the character. If you look at the wiki you can see a LOT of instances where Eric has been sexually abused but the main ones to come to mind are:

Scoutmaster Mr. Grazier forced Cartman and many of his male classmates take nude photographs in the shower and threatened to hurt them if they told on Grazier.

An unidentified man once allowed Cartman to suck semen “out of a hose” if he closed his eyes.

Cartman once gave Hollywood Actor Ben Affleck a handjob, Cartman was once sound asleep while Affleck had sexual relations with Hennifer Lopez in Cartman’s bed.

These alone can cause lots of trauma and I’d like to add more but I don’t want this post to be too long...

Another indication that cartman doesn’t like things sexual in nature is in TFBW game where he describes your parents having sex (A consensual and normal thing) as a tragic backstory.

And in tweekxcraig when Tweek and Craig were fighting he yelled “Guys! They’re about to have sex!” Showing he thinks violence is correlated to sexual things.

And lastly,I believe once he DOES mature and understands the fucked up things that he went through,And if you STILL think he might enjoy sex still because “it feels good/he likes power/whatever you think” Theres one last thing that I deeply believe will make Eric Cartman not the biggest fan of intercourse.

His mom.

Now it’s easy to see that Liane is not the best mother,Especially in the earlier seasons.

But her lifestyle and “career” is probably her biggest fault.

In the early seasons cartman mentioned how “It sucks to have a whore mom” or “Oh god...my moms a slut” and no offense to anyone who believes otherwise but I think that Eric defiantly doesn’t want to follow his mothers footsteps.

(Also can I mention how messed up it is that cartamn is Jack Tenormans child.. )

time and time again Eric had shown sadness,disgust,and disappointment in his mother’s life choices. Although he’s more apathetic towards the situation now it’s still promamant.

If Cartman was to...Well fuck someone then I believe he’d had to trust them almost completely. Now this doesn’t mean he had to have a established relationship with them that’s romantic or anything,Infact the popular “fuck with no strings attached” Trope is one I enjoy especially when cartmans a bottom .

But I believe he wouldn’t like a purely sexual relationship,Afterall he wouldn’t want to follow his moms lifestyle.

Anyways thanks for coming to my tedtalk. Here’s some quickies:

1. Butters is not some pure innocent boy,Sure he’s somewhat innocent and ignorant of most things at the moment bUT HES DONE SO MUCH FUCKED uP stUFf. Even if he didn’t know what he was doing.

Like,He was a full on pink for awhile.

He also has pretty high beauty standards which granted isn’t a huge fault but still.. like “sorry,you’re too fat for me” or when he thought every single Canadian at the school was pretty ugly except one.

But he’s also a well meaning character who i love so uh...yee.

3. OK SO CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE EARLY SEASON WENDY S O MUCh.

Like,I love her still but... I miss the Wendy who would launch a teacher into the sun bechase she was jealous.

4. KENNY IS A HARD WORKING BOY WHO CARES ABOUT HIS FAMILY AND FREINDS AND MAKES SO MANY SACRIFICES FOR THEM SO IM GETTING REAL TIRED OF EVERYONE SAYING HIS ONLY PERSONALITY TRAITS ARE HIM BEING HIGH AND LOVING SEX.

5. Kyle’s a T O P

6. tWEeK May be feminine in nature but I keno damn well he’s a tough boy who isn’t afraid to stand up for himself. And Craig? HA the lil red racer space nerd who cares about his guinipig? You think HES a top? Really?

7. I just want to say I have no complaints about how the fandom protrayed Clyde as a meme loving semi popular semi loser like damn good job. But if you draw him a lil chubby you get bonus points.

There’s SO many spelling errors but I’m lazy and typing this on my phone so uh sorry .