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homunculusrex · 1 year

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saw somebody on tiktok try and say that being sluggish in the morning and having a low libido is a sign of PCOS so buy my vitamins and im like HAVING HIGH T GIVES YOU A LOW LIBIDO?! have u met a trans man.

#yapping #it does NOT LEMME YELL YA #I am never NOT horny.#and have always been like this but T is making it WORSE #Yall need to just fuckin talk to ur doctor about PCOS or somethin bc the worst ur doctor will ask of u is like go on birth control?#and thats if u even want it treated you dont NEED to #Im not treating my PCOS bc it does nothing but benefit my trans ass #seriously getting diagnosed is as simply as a blood test #and treating it is NOT hard #over the counter acne treatments. Hair treatments for both the hair loss and extra body hair #Theoretically? Taking hormones might help? Ive never seen it suggested but i mean. Its not like a cis women cant take estrogen #btw if you get diagnosed please get a ovarian cancer screening you might be at risk #or at least according to my doctor i might be!!

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bookshelfpassageway · 5 months

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one of these days i'm writing some kind of essay about lost media and humanity's need to solve loose ends. people only care about it because its lost. people only know its lost because somebody cared about it. it's such an achingly beautiful concept. it's such a horrifying fate. it's about mortality and the traitor that is memory and about love. its about the human spirit and a new kind of folklore. all forms of media preservation are a race against the deprecation and physical decomposition of their storage medium. i hope there's a heaven for art.

#my posts #and i hope warner brothers execs never get to see its warm light #This post has been edited 5 times to add or change its wording. It’s original form is lost now too. Creation is an obligate carnivore #anyway id title it ''the lost the liminal and the scavenger hunt''#anyway im just thinkin thoughts #just watched a video about anime piracy and am feeling some kind of way again #GNU infinity train and every obscure out of print thing #also i just wanna play glyder 2 again you guys...#the other one that destroyed me is jacob geller how can we bear to throw anything away #also apparently people found that 80s song everyone was going insane about? and its the funniest possible ending?#i love how in humanity's indomitable spirit there is also inevitably the indescribably absurd and horny. i would have it no other way.

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tommystummy · 3 months

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EddieJosh Endgame could work except for the part where Josh does NOT seem like the guy that wants kids. But that’s fine his boyfriend outsources the coparenting to this other gay couple he maybe definitely wants to sleep with but doesn’t because he has weird hangups about monogamy that Josh can’t seem to get him to let go of. So actually it’s fine EddieJosh endgame I guess

#EddieJosh #I am smashing them together like Barbie dolls because I can #Josh: you know you can fuck Buck and Tommy if you want #Eddie: babe… darling. MY LOVE I would NEVER #Josh: I heard you moaning Buck’s name in your sleep #Eddie: WELL WHOS FAULT IS THAT FOR WATCHING ME SLEEP BITCH #Josh: fuck you (affectionate)#Eddie: Fuck You (horny)

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daddy-long-legssss · 7 months

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#i put on the coachella performance and i have to keep pausing it to scream #i am going through every spectrum of emotion whenever i watch a tlsp performance #i am' teeheeing' and kicking my feet. i am giddy. i am squealing with joy & laughter. i am horny. i am frustrated. why aren't they kissing #i am devastated i've never experience this live. i am destroyed because we may never have times like these again.#i am revelling in their joy and carefreeness but equally pained knowing this time wouldn't last.#why can't i enjoy it normally #why does it have to be this way #alex turner #miles kane #the last shadow puppets #tlsp #mine

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tmgstudios · 2 years

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started listening to naddpod and i can not get over how murph is simultaneously no nonsense when it comes to mechanics but gives absolutely no fucks when it comes to roleplay/worldbuilding. like yeah, if you want to pull off that move you will need to roll 3 nat 20s in a row. but the kobalds named josh phil and bill got their ritual sacrifice catered by tim hortons

#its sooo funny. i was already obsessed with murph before listening to naddpod but i am even more obsessed with him now #hes so fucking funny #i will never stop thinking about ‘roll for horny. you can add your proficiency to it’#rattling bones #podcast guy moment #naddpod

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vaguely-concerned · 26 days

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sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(

a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little

#I've never played back to ostagar before actually! getting some more delicious trauma for everyone #and also zev was there (affectionate)#oc: sophia amell #warden x alistair #dragon age #dragon age origins #the vibes are slightly weird in the dialogue in this dlc -- this uh. did not seem to be the relationship alistair and cailan had #such as it even was. but hey I got this angst out of it what more can I ask #I had sophia and alistair smooch on the platform place thingy where you meet him for the first time. I am a sap but I am free #what's that post about the unconquerable human spirit that's like 'despite all the horrors I am still horny' again. basically they're that #alistair is honestly The most pocket healed warrior of all time he's got two spirit healers who love him laser focused on him #at all times #(sophia switches between unleashing horrifying amounts of raw magical power on the enemy and going 'oh nooo let me see I'll fix it')#that boy is Protected. wynne and sophia glaring at you past his shoulders like 'he said no FUCKING pickles ok. last warning'#(actually probably sophia would glare at you from like. the height of his armpit; she's Short lol)#also partially why I had to change my canon b/c if alistair was left in the fade sophia would. she would quite simply end the world #long before solas had the time to. she would tear the veil to shreds to get to him. mind and circle mage restraint irretrievably lost #her greatest fear is becoming unmoored (which in many ways also means losing alistair) and everyone else should be afraid of that too #I do like how this playthrough is shaking out tho it feels like a more grown-up version of the story I told with them originally #more complicated and acknowledging the other forces pulling on them (when I was younger I liked the freedom of them both staying wardens)#but it just makes the 'we're sticking together *no matter what*' all the more satisfying and triumphant for me.#we'll find a way and if there is no way we'll fucking make it together :') and they do

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widowshill · 2 months

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#she looks like a deer in headlights.... oh FUCK he's hot. oh i'm so horny. oh no. oh no.#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#➤ re: burke devlin. ┊ I am stranded in a hungerland of great prosperity.#➤ re: carolyn stoddard. ┊ never the same girl twice.#➤ victoria winters. ┊ because she’s lost and lonely. because she looks in shadows.

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faunabel · 4 months

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Faun you can be unhinged on here too have you seen how I post just say shit no one cares

AJHDJ

listen... i care!! i get embarrassed that anyone can see my stuff!!!!!

ok right now i'm copy+pasting a bunch of uhh..... Um. extremely nsfw headcanon rambles aiudhdj into a google docs for safe keeping before everything Burns And Dies

(yes they're almost entirely abt veneziano but not the point)

that is like WOW!!!!!!! embarrassing!!!!!! i have no filter sometimes!!!!! jesus what would i do if the peoples found out how insane i can be!!!!

quotev was different cause you just follow people and they follow you back so you see each other's stuff and then the only way of finding old posts is if you scroll AAALLLLL the way down. but anyone can theoretically see my posts on here at any time and i just get shyyy.

#ask #the-heaminator #also funny is i've realized how different i am w/ my quotev friend group #like not different i'm still me i'm just more unhinged don't hold back my affection nearly as much #they know me. they know i'm just Like That. also i'm known for being such a blabbermouth ahaha.#i was known for never shutting the hell up abt veneziano... but in a more unhinged way than on here...#i'd really say whatever about that guy with little to no shame #on here i worry a lot more??#they've seen Sides of me you guys have not ok. the sad. the angry. the horny. the downright obnoxious. all of it.#i feel like i have to be more presentable on here #put on my suit and tie for the zoom call u know?#i've been slowly opening up but i don't think i'll ever be on the same level of unhinged nonsense #tumblr feels like a house party with people i don't know vs quotev feeling like a get together with friends #and perhaps stranger mike who's a boyfriend someone brought along #who i will eventually become besties with

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