REASON 1: STRONG She is a Level 18 Bone Warrior in the Squizard's mage army
REASON 2: REASONABLE She only joined the army so she could pay off her skeleton student loan debts (actual phrase used in the show)
REASON 3: KIND She's a great listener, lending a sympathetic ear to Big Mac when he was worried his girlfriend would break up with him, and she gets pissed off at Discord for offloading Big Mac onto her instead of actually helping with his problem
it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that
you're gonna get tired very quickly
tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—
you're not gonna be as composed as you expect
humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)
i think hunch curio is operating on cartoon physics like completely separate from everyone else. everyone else in the brain has normalish physics and hunch is getting into wile e coyote type shenanigans on the regular
i was ready for colin to be an asshole. i was ready for him to be a seedy greasy asshole. which i can handle. i can be normal about that. but i was NOT ready for him to be a LOSER. i need him carnally.