#I am not prepared for Hs3

[finexbright]

i am just so grateful they are not doing copyright takedowns like hs3 did 🙏 fuck whoever got a strike put on my account this is just tumblr dot com we’re innocent 😔

oh my god yeah hfhrjcbf i was fully prepared to get copyright violation emails in the morning but louis is pro leaks always so we won hfjfbhfjc

[popsugahpop]

The assuming conversation between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles about the "unreleased songs of hs3" leaking.

*phone rings*

Louis: Hey Haz

Harry: *quietly whispers* hey

Louis: What happen, sweatheart? Are you having a bad day or something? Are you alright, love?

Harry: *still quietly* I cannot do this anymore, Lou. You saw the news right?

Louis: erm- *laughs a bit* sorry babe I didn't go to the Twitter for a while. Why? What happened?

Harry: Well *laughs wetly sarcastically* my new album's songs got leaked somehow now everyone is listening to them.

Louis: Oh my gosh, how- how- how did that happened??? The releasing date was just a month later! Who the fuck did that, harry?

Harry: Obviously someone from my team did it, still don't why and who but yeah it is what it is *chokes out a sob*

Louis: Hey hey take deep breaths for me, small and deep. Can you do that for me yeah?

Harry: *take small deep breaths slowly* *incoherent sounds about breaths coming up*

Louis: Yeah that's it, let it all out. I know babe I know how it would really feel

Harry: NO! YOU CAN'T!

Louis: .....

Harry: *sniffs* no you can't, Lou.

Louis: I am sorry I cannot feel what you are going through. But my heart knows you know.

Harry: *lowly* how so?

Louis: How so?*chuckles* cause I can feel your heart inside of mine since I was eighteen. In your highs and lows, in your bright green eyes phase to your dimlight shallowest sight, I had been there, I felt what you felt just like you do when it's me.

Harry: *blushes* Only you know how to make me all cheeky with those cheesy lines.

Louis: They are not cheeky. They are for you and they are true just like my love.

Harry: Now stop okay I love you. Sorry I shouted like that

Louis: Eh don't worry I love you too. You needed vent out your anger and used me for that so no big deal. I am glad that you are a bit okay now.

Harry: *sighs frustratingly* I don't know what do, Lou! Can you imagine!!! Them listening to my music where I am not even mentally prepared for it! It's before the due releasing date and *grunts* this is just not done!

Louis: Listen Hazza-

Harry: What if they don't like my music anymore? What if they think that my musics are showing what I am actually and they don't love me anymore? What if- what if- *silence* what if they hate me, Louis?

Louis: They would never and I would be glad of they did.

Harry: Why? Why would you be glad?

Louis: Cause you should not have such fans who will not love and adore you the real you, innit?

Harry: Yeah... But-

Louis: *raises eyebrows* But?

Harry: *sighs in defeat* no you are right actually. If they don't love the way I am then what is the point of all of these?

Louis: Exactly. I know it's a shame that they didn't get to listen to them in the actual due date rather they listened to the songs before that but let bygones be bygones right? We can't change the past. But we can smile around our present and future and tell the past to fuck off yeah?

Harry: Yeah. It's just- I planned a lot for the whole releasing festive and all these are just a waste. And we still don't know who did this.

Louis: I know babe I know you were so excited and whoever did this will not be spared by me don't forget!

Harry: Ok macho man Mr. 5'9 Tomlinson*dryly chuckles*

Louis: *jokingly pissed off* eyyy don't smirk on my teeny weeny muscles, wanker

Harry: *giggles* I love you and thank you.

Louis: I love you too.

Harry: *incoherent noises coming from bg sounds like Mitch* Louis just a second, hold on.

Louis: Okay

*after a while*

Harry: Yeah sorry about that, Mitch just told me something.

Louis: mhmm... What is it?

Harry: *excitedly* So basically many fans are not listening to the songs and waiting for the actual due releasing date and telling others also to do that and trending hashtags for that!

Louis: OH MY GOD! THIS IS INCREDIBLE. FUCK YEAH! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU HAZ!! they always surprise us with their incredible loyalty, don't they?

Harry: Yeah...

Louis: What happened now, you were happy a seconds ago?

Harry: Will they succeed at this?

Louis: *smiles himself*at least they did it yeah? They are conscious about your happiness and dedication to this album. Even if they did not, they tried their best and they are winners in our eyes.

Harry: Yep you are right. The fandom is too big to handle every single on of em. So I am happier than ever that they tried and stopped at least ten of others to listen.

Louis: Exactly bub don't get disheartened. We cannot change what already has been done okay?

Harry: Yeah, now enough of my whiney shits.

Louis: *laughs*

Harry: What about you? Huh? Wembley concert is coming!!!!

Louis: I am so nervous, Haz.

Harry: Listen here you incredible sweet creature right here

Louis: ok feisty pants!

Harry: No listen, YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. AWESOME. THAT. ONE. CAN. JUST. SIT. AND. ADMIRE. AT. WHAT. YOU. ARE. So never get nervous about anything. They are your fans which brought the ticket with tons of money-

Louis: Wrong! That's your concert then. Mine is quite cheaper whoop whoop

Harry: *eyes rolls* yeah whatever. What I meant was they buy your tickets to listen to your voice in your angelic poetic songs and also to see that heck of Greek god face damn they should be jealous of me to gatekeep such heck of a beautiful man.

Louis: Oh man!*blushes and groans* stop-

Harry: What! It's true!

Louis: Yeah yeah *snorts*

*to be continued*

Author's note: Hey guys, it's the writer that wrote the above not that much good dialogue (just for formality stating lmao). But the only reason was to write this dialogue was to aware the fans about the thing that happened recently. Harry's house songs got leaked. He mentioned a due date for a reason so idk if it was done deliberately or indeliberately. We don't know if it is even the songs of Harry's house album I mean they can even be the unreleased songs of his past albums. In any way, don't listen to them. We are not that desperate to listen his new songs that early where there are less than months than due date!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THE UNRELEASED SONGS. PLEASE! Thank you for the Ted talk and hope you will like the above dialogue xx

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

so now that we very much know it's coming soon

hs3 predictions - deranged edition

another proud collaboration with @thestylinsons @swimmingleo @laurelier @bluewinnerangel

he raps

yo yo its called pleasing but dont think its there to please you

you all wanna piece of me but please dawg they belong to blue

yo yo

“your good side and your other good side you’re gorgeous from all angles baby i didn’t mean it like that”

splashing sounds like kids in a pool and then a bigger splash bc an adult screaming OIOIOI jumped in and in the same song he mentions he’s a mermaid

one song containing color names and woooop it’s the entire rainbow

the wizard of oz is literally named

actually lined up his entire album to the wizard of oz / dark side of the moon / dark size of oz

“fake smiles fake friends fake relationships”

one that’s very clearly about being pregnant. like. there’s no other explanation for it

sings about wrapping his legs around his lover

“manly” (hello village people’s macho man)

no more fruits, he just goes for the vegetables. may i suggest an eggplant or the pea sdkfjsdk imagine An Ode to the Pea sdkjfhsdkjfhsjfhjks

two peas in a pod with an eggplant

the vinyl is peach colored and has the peach emoji in a pattern over the label

voice recording number 1

the dog barking in that 2020 interview “it’s… it’s just a dog”

voice recording number 2

“Hello… I’m Harry Styles. And tonight, I'm going to help you drift off to sleep, with some soothing words and calming music. This is Album Number Three.”

hs1 had the quacks in woman, fine line had the boops in sunflower… what new sound effect will hs3 bring?

voice recording number 3

layered echos of all the times he said he used to work in a bakery

10 minute song where half of it is the instrumental and we get two minutes of singing (SOTT, fine line, and she prepared us for this)

GLAM ROCK! glam up the album pour glitter all over it

mention of makeup in any shape way or form but make it about ~*me*~

farm album

album art is all football themed and the album title is ‘in our hearts england brought it home’

>I< am such a good girl >I< feel so good

medicine released with very very clear “i mess around with HIM” and ~unfinished lyrics~

“she is me I am her”

I’M GAY TINA

never before heard snippet of 1D recordings of olivia where he says it’s not about a person

WE'RE DANCING IN THE KITCHEN UNDER THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT

dandelion vol 3, rose vol 9

samples MONTERO

describes falling down the rabbit hole in dress and all with the breeze reaching is private parts

[twopoppies]

I don’t think we’re prepared for the loudness of HS3 and the music videos are going to be

LISTEN I AM SO IN NEED OF THIS ALBUM AND THESE MUSIC VIDEOS. AND YET... I am so not prepared.

[ladychlo]

i am fully prepared for harry to make a knock knock joke about HS3, given there's a website with a literal door on it and all

LOL!!! But you know the HS1 teaser you have him opening a door...the FL photoshoot the lens angle looks like a door peephole...now where are getting inside the house I guess lol

[sheraphic]

Hey! I loved the insta prompt can u make another one but where the reader is a famous singer? ❤️xx

𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

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warnings; there can be a few mistakes with the grammar.

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harryfan002 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

harryfan883 hate when he play the mysterious card

harry_lambert ...

courtneycox Where I can find it?

harryfan340 Don't play with me, Styles. If HS3 is coming i must be prepared

gemmastyles Welcome to this world, are you interested on a collaboration?

harryfan123 can someone call 911? I think I'm having a heart attack

jefeazoff Can I be the next guest?

harryfan081 okay, when harry says is nothing then is everything

madisoncunningham waiting for listen to it

helenepambrun oh boy

harryfan739 and the magician did it again

harryfan661 just recovering from Fine Line and you're telling me that it will be more new music? Are you trying to kill me?

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yourinstagram Maths say 1,440 hours of writing are enough

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yourfan931 this mean new music? Please tell me

davendrabenhart maths don't lie

auroramusic i never have enough of your voice

tomholland don't do this to me, hate maths

yourfan832 you just didn't

harrystyles The only science that is exact

⤅harryfan820 yoooo what are you doing here sweetie?

harryfan799 man just give me a minute yo process this information

harryfan682 we learned that everything Harry does is not in vain

phoebebridgers i would stole that book just for be blessed one day

yourfan702 omg you just made my day with your post, i really missed you

yourfan822 get ready, my girlfriend is back

clairo i want that sweater

harryfan892 who else is here bc harry commented?

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harrystyles The trees could hear it too.

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harryfan382 Dear god why am i a human and not that guitar?

annetwist nature always do

harryfan552 the hair, the rings, the fucking legend he is

alexachung The neighborhood is getting a free concert

mitchrowland You need help?

yourinstagram They also whisper if you pay attention

⤅harryfan732 no no no i need help this is not a coincidence

lizzobeeating Lucky trees, wishing to be one and to be planted right next to you

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yourfan231 now, who is here because of y/n?

stevienicks I can hear it too

harryfan632 these two have the same energy

⤅ yourfan906 ikr I'm loving their interaction

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yourinstagram I did press more than one for special research

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arianagrande want to run my fingers in your hair

⤅yourinstagram dreaming with that

rogerknight I was the research, and i must say that patience is a virttude

⤅kidharpoon my mantra

⤅harryfan800 @kidharpoon omg i can imagine harry being just a pest in the studio

⤅tylersamj not just in the studio

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beaccchhoussse press five at the same time and you will become noise

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yourfan339 for sure she have to be a gemini

⤅harryfan720 that explains a lot of things

dollyparton beautiful voice of yours

⤅yourinstagram Miss Parton, will you excuse me for a second? I need to frame this

harryfan223 Harry liking and commenting on her posts, Harry started following her, Harry hanging out with her... People, something big is coming. Save my prediction

hamiltonleithauser for any instance, don't press any of the red ones

selenagomez can't wait!

harryfan802 Is it normal that you start loving her when a couple of days ago you didn't even know who she was?

⤅yourfan672 yes, that's the y/n's effect on people

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harrystyles VHS. OUT NOW. @yourinstagram thank you so much for be part of this.

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yourinstagram thank you for this amazing time, i just learned how to tie my shoelaces in different ways

⤅yourfan781 my little weirdo just living her best life

⤅yourfan903 why do i feel like she and harry became bffs?

⤅yourfan110 put two shy and beautiful creatures together and you will get magic

⤅harryfan672 @yourfan903 bc it's just right

harryfan773 I KNEW IT

sammywitte This is so fucking amazing

harryfan834 HIS HAND HER HAND THEIR HANDS

mollyjane_x Love it, absolutely pure love in this one

⤅harryfan733 wait what does that mean?

harryfan992 Haven't listen it yet and i'd totally fell in love

alessandro_michele ♡♡

harryfan982 first, thank you for this single; second thank you @yourinstagram bc i just find out another incredible singer for my life

harryfan734 I can't believe this man did a whole mv without any of us suspecting

pillowpersonpp Very Harry Styles

⤅harryfan017 NO WAY

⤅harryfan883 Alright but that it's really genious

finneas Amazing song guys!

harryfan783 Neither of us expected collaboration, but we definitely needed it

harryfan723 Can someone tell me how not to ship them? I'm having a hard time here

zachbraff Now is a good year

harryfan339 I've watched this more times that i can count

yourfan170 THIS IS ART

[snazzystarlight]

Okay so: I am preparing and will have canvases of every HS3 song ready on release day, as well as dissections of each available for Patrons. I have a print set ready, which contains all of the songs from the album. For all $10+ Patrons, you're automatically being sent a full sticker set of the album, so long as you've joined by May 31.

[harryfeatgaga]

look if this man drops an album any time soon, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COPE

there is so much I can take from him at one time.... and my gut is telling me that hs3 is just around the corner. bc it is no secret that he likes to create chaos and then going into hiding.

so chaos is brewing and his time to hide and for him to observe the havoc he has created is coming... AND I AM NOT PREPARED

I KNOWWOKEJDNBHUEJDFN IM SO SCARED OF HIMMMM

[lordendsavior]

Hi Jo! Seeing your pre-HS1 tags, I wanted to know, do you think he met those expectations that you had? And are those same hopes for his sound still apply to future music? I’m hoping for a more Brit rock album for HS3, something kinda like Arctic Monkeys’ AM or how he sounded on MMITH and She (which I know wasn’t your favorite sorry) I definitely loved and related more to fine line than HS1, but I’m hoping for more of a mix of pop and rock, whereas FL was mostly pop

hiiiii! :) firstly i wouldn’s say FL is mostly pop, but it’s more pop than hs1, yes lol. and did he meet my expectations back than? yeah he totally did, i was prepared for it not be my sound (whatever that means) and it wasn’t but i did love it exactly in the way i hoped i would. and when it comes to my expectations now, they’re different (and higher unfortunately, the same way they were high before fine line after hearing lights up and adore you), i think he’s much more open to exploring various new sounds now, which makes me excited to find out where he’s gonna go next. i’m always open to some brit rock influences (but as you know def not those that we had on She lol) - at the end of the day what i care about the absolute most is that it feels organic and him, whatever the influences and genres he’s gonna be stepping in

[meaningtotellyou]

in his varity interview he said he plans to go back to the studio soon once he is done filming which i am almost positive that it is going to be end of this month HS3 is coming ya'll save those pennies!!!

im not ready i havent prepared IM NOT PREPARED

[septembersghost]

Jess do you have a song ranking of Harry's albums?

a personal song ranking? (if you're asking for a sorter I know there are a few floating around but I'm not sure if hs3 has been added to them yet!)

oooh! this is hard because I realized the other day (yes I am going to admit this out loud) that his discography is skipless for me? 😳 unsure of how this happened, but it happened. off the top of my head, though:

HS1: two ghosts, sweet creature, ever since new york, sign of the times, meet me in the hallway, only angel, carolina, from the dining table, kiwi, woman

fine line: golden, canyon moon, adore you, cherry, to be so lonely, falling, lights up, sunflower vol. 6, watermelon sugar, fine line, tpwk, she

harry's house: satellite, late night talking, grapejuice, keep driving, little freak, daylight, daydreaming, as it was, love of my life, music for a sushi restaurant, matilda (the ONLY reason this isn't ranked higher is because it makes me cry, so i love it but have to be emotionally prepared, same goes for fine line tbh), cinema, boyfriends