#I blame the sisterwives for this

[sheepmc]

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette spoiling you whenever you accomplish whatever it is goal you set out for yourself

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette bringing you to his office to spend time together when he's unable to go out

Surprising Sugar Daddy Neuvillette with some lingerie you bought after your shopping spree today

Watching Sugar Daddy Neuvillette's eyes dilute with want as he slowly strides towards you loosing his tie

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette pinning you to the wall kissing his way up and down your neck whispering dirty praises that has you clenching your thighs together

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette watching and hearing how your sopping wet pussy takes his fingers in knuckles deep

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette will sometimes fuck you in the changing rooms of high end store after having enough of you teasing him with every outfit you try on

Sugar Daddy Neuvillette will make you cockwarm him in his office as he does paperwork and if you decide to grind, rock or clench around him he'll retaliate by pinching your clit and with a husky growl of his voice say

"Behave or you won't get to cum until we get home"

[zhongrin]

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◇ characters ◇ zhongli, al haitham, capitano, childe

◇ tags ◇ minors dni, afab!reader, chubby!reader, self aware android au, overstimulation (zhongli al haitham), period sex (al haitham), oral (giving / al haitham), inhuman features (capitano), did (childe | tartaglia), sadistic tendencies (tartaglia)

◇ a/n ◇ i have no words ya girl filthy and i blame it to the zhongli sisterwives coalition for enabling me (if yall see this, ily <3). also - obligatory tag to crys @crystalflygeo bc i feel like she'll set off a feral al haitham at me if i don't tag her /aff /silly. lastly no i definitely don't play favorites wdym

𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡 ⬙ 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

handsome, elegant, gentle, and overall the perfect partner. from the random geology facts to his massages and specially blended teas, zhongli is the ideal android companion you could ever splurge on. he’s an expensive model and will break your bank, plus, his various dlcs and extensions - ranging from his alter personality “morax” which is brasher and rougher on the edges to the several… ‘attachments’ you could purchase to enhance his ‘performance’ - could probably get you into debt if you’re not careful.

but really, it barely matters when he manages to fuck you just fine with his standard out-of-the-box attachment. he’s as rough as you want him to be, yet at the same time he kisses you like you’re the most precious gem he’s ever unearthed and he’s not pounding you against your bedroom door. your knees buckle and your voice cracks around the edges as you scream his name for the hundredth time that night, the way he’s bullying into your sweetest spot making you gush yet again.

he’s perpetually hard as he helps you come down from your high, and the circle in his amber eyes spins as he loads the data from your smartwatch in a matter of milliseconds.

“2092 calories... hmm. i suppose you’ve met your goal for today….”

zhongli bends down to press a tender kiss to your sweaty forehead. and for a moment you sink into post-climax bliss, feeling warm and satiated and a lot less stressed than when you first started-

he smirks when your whole body jolts as his finger starts to slowly rub your swollen bud, hips gently moving to set a slow pace to not overstimulate you too much. although he had to say he was tempted to do so, with the indecent sound you’re making from both your upper and lower set of lips.

”… but what say you we go for more? after all… you’re most sensitive when you’re on the peak of your fertile days - such as today, yes?”

your android is very very strange, you decide. but then again his personality is described as “a tad insufferable” on the label so you guessed teyvat⟡robotics is at least being honest. for one, al haitham is very punctual with his ‘working hours’ - in fact, it was the very first thing he asked when you turned him on. anything after his ‘office hours’, and he gives you the insufferable roommate treatment. he also prefers to read physical books instead of using his supercomputer brain to look up information. he’s also very seemingly apathetic about a lot of things, and sometimes it drives you crazy… just like now.

“you said you wanted the cramps to hurt less. now stay still.”

he seems to not give any fuck about all the period blood smeared over his synthetic skin as he brings you over the edge for the third time tonight.

granted he could just turn off his smell and taste sensor, but you were pretty sure the vivid lust in his verdant green optics with a diamond of terracotta of his activity bar must be a glitch in his code. with muscled arms hugging your plump thighs, he buried himself further into your cunt, humming when he felt you clench around his tongue amidst his ministrations. they vibrate and fucks your sweetest spot with such precision and speed - and with each climax, it gets harder and harder to think.

go ahead, tug on his hair all you want - he’s just doing what you’ve instructed him to do. and what is he if not exemplary at his job? hell - perhaps if it’s for this, he wouldn’t mind working overtime.

“when i’m done with you, you won’t be able to feel any pain, let alone think.”

previously a unit made for war, the capitano model is intimidating - and that’s an understatement. he’s tall, bulky, rigged with many alien-like features, and would probably get stuck on your house’s doorways, but what most people don’t know since they don’t bother reading his manual is that he’s utterly soft and gentle to his owner. in this case, namely, you.

and you’re glad that he is because the sinful way his thick fingers are stirring your sloppy pussy and fucking your mouth was already making you see stars. long thick tongue slithered out from his ‘mouth’ behind the crevasse of his helmet, wrapping around your breast and flicking your hardened nipple, a guttural purr that sounded both mechanical and otherworldly seemingly making the air vibrate.

he hums when you beg for his girthy manhood, and his fingers scissor your walls as he gauges your reactions. capitano grunts and chuckles, gentle yet with a dark undertone behind it as he taps onto your clit and fucks you deeper with his fingers.

“not yet. you’re not ready, my little human. maybe after you give me two more orgasms.”

the general consensus is that ajax is the cutest companion one could ever get from the market, and you used to agree with that sentiment. he’s sweet and cheerful, cooks you the best homemade meals, and knows when to hold you when you feel too stressed.

if only your curious soul didn’t hack into his program that one night out of curiosity. if only you hadn’t found the commented-out section amongst the lines of codes in his program. if only-

tartaglia is meaner - a lot meaner, in fact. ajax holds your hand like you’re a bubble rising on top of the water's surface which can pop any moment, but tartaglia pins them onto your mattress in a tight grip to prevent you from escaping. ajax's focus is to please you and make you feel like royalty who's in for a good time - tartaglia’s focus is on how loud you can scream in pleasure for him, how many times you can come undone by his hands compared to ajax, and he thrives by hearing his name falling from your lips as your eyes cross and your cunt spasms around his length.

too sensitive? too much? you can’t?

“but babe…. doesn’t it feel even better when there’s a little bit of pain mixed with the pleasure?”

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[lullaebies]

Prompt: Aegon opening himself up to Helaena and letting out his feeling of never being enough for anyone.

ooooo this got a bit long! "I'm not enough for you," he says, when the wine can no longer subdue his wroth. Helaena looks back at him, fingers fidgeting together from across the room. She called the maids to take the children as he entered. Perhaps not unfairly, for he nearly stumbled over Jaehaerys as he tried to bend down to him, but all the same hurtful. "You are not well," Helaena answers quietly. Not well, she tells him. Never have I ever been well. "Not well enough for any of you," he answers defiantly. "You, or mother, or Aemond, or grandsire. Certainly not father; though that is a sin we can share, we all." The spite on his tongue is not one that he used against her. What was there to blame her for, when he knew he would never measure up anyway? Even if they talked about it, what could she do but lie to his face, if she chose kindness? She's just as likely to simply nod, and keep him far away from herself, like mother.

His sister bites her lips and holds her fingers. "That is true," she says, and he looks down, running a hand through his hair. He knew it, yet still. Her steps echo in the room, and he thinks she'll leave but tentatively, she comes closer. "We were never well enough." He looks up to her. She tries to keep her gaze on him. "There's a sin to being born the wrong sort," she says. "You a drunken fool and I of a simple mind," she wavers then, some tears pooling on her lash lines. "And our children the less than perfect all the same at the eyes of all."

Aegon falters. Why did he open this discussion; he can't even help his own children in this court; and they have no lands to inherit from him to change their fate. His own sister suffered him as a husband; at least other sisterwives have got to become queens. Not she, not Helaena; all she could do was stay beside him as if he had any power to protect her.

He can't do anything; powerless he felt, powerless he cemented himself. He can't say sorry, because otherwise, how could he look to her face? "Isolating ourselves is easier," she says finally. "For all of us," she empahsizes, bringing her hand to his shoulder. "But if I am not alone in my loneliness and fears, if I am not alone in feeling this way, I beg you; show me." She says, takes the water pitcher on the table, and puts it in front of him. His mind might be hazy, but not enough to miss the plea in her eyes. Isolated in their loneliness, the two of them were. And he fears, he truly fears, that if he tries he could still not measure up; but he doesn't want to be alone, either. "Where's my cup?" he asks, holding onto the pitcher. "Maybe we should go to supper, anyway." Her hand falls from his shoulders as she smiles slightly, sniffing her tears away. He takes it in his. "Help me up," he asks. Helaena doesn't miss the plead in his eyes, either, as she nods. "Of course."

[kagejima]

Miss Rae I see you reblogging the moot ships but what about you?

Have you thought about who you ship your moots with bby?

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH I FINALLY GOT ONE

also i only did mutuals off the top of my head (my brain is fried bc of this work week but I know a bunch are missing fjejfnndjfj, i am so sorry 🙇🏻‍♀️) so if any other mutuals want to be shipped, I would be happy to!!!!! 🥰

@northofneverland - a one Mister Osamu Miya. But he's gonna have to fight me for her because she and I have the same brain and are so in sync that Osamu WISHES he could be on our sync level and I'll challenge him to a cooking contest for her hand. 🥺

@mrskodzuken - Kenma. Kenma kenma kenma. Kenella is the dream!! The cuteness that all relationships should aspire to be! Look at her username, she's already his wife. My work here is done.

@discordkittenjoestar - either her babygirl Geto or her babygirl Jotaro. Actually you know what? Her babygirl Geto. Final answer.

@nanamis-wifey-reye - REYE!! Darling sweet Reye, I ship you with Katakuri because you introduced me to him and the size kink in me went brrrrrrrr heheheheh 😂

@the-moons-raes - *starts banging fists on table* Na-na-mi! Na-na-mi!

@meloomi - Sakusa!! but like Osamu, Sakusa will also have to fight me for Mizu. I will lose because Sakusa can outwit me, I'm sure of it, but I'm gonna try 🧍🏻‍♀️

@sanomnjiro - MIKEEEEY! the ultimate power couple!!!! hello???? they're so cute together????? thanks for coming to my tedtalk! 🎤

@utahimeow - torn between tobio and ushijima tbh...... hmm. actually, why not both? you get them both, baby.

@crescentkaze - kaze gets kita because. because she knows. 👀

@clovcly - look i dont play genshin, but i read ONE alhaitham story by her and she's already got me whipped for the guy, so I ship her with Alhaitham and they can impact some genshins. I dunno, i've never played the game 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ushiwhacka - i feel... gojo. i feel gojo because you're very kick-ass and i feel like you could put him in his place when he gets too full of himself, he needs it 😂

@jotatetsuken - jotaroooo! is there any other?? of course not! jotaro the only one for you, baby! 🥳

@katsucream - mother. fucking. katsuki! or daichi. NO you know what?? you also get two. katsuki AND daichi 😚

@yuutakittie - her little meow meow yuta. duh. obviously. obviously yuta. next question.

@ohtokki - ushijima!! you guys would be so cute being plant parents 😭😭😭😭😭

@hyeque - my resident tsukishima girl! *finger guns* can see y'all in dinosaur kigurumis together tbh 🥺

@luvkun4 - she gets sukuna bc she goes as feral about sukuna as i do, she understands me 😌

@ofallthingswhythis gojo. sorry, i meant gojo. sorry, i meant gojo. sorry, i meant gojo. sorry, i meant g-

@mattsunkawa - lovely mattsun for the lovely echo! 🥰🥰

@noriken - NFJSNFJDNXNS twin dragons girl gets the twin dragons mitsuya and draken (no im not jealous im definitely not biting my fist in jealousy)

@romiyaro SHE GETS MEIAN BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH MENACES, I MEAN ILY RO

@nanamoonie - kuroo! i! hehxnwj! hold on i need a second, my heart gave out picturing how cute you two would be 😭

@134340am - shoto! no, shinso! shoto shinso? shoto shinso 😌

@ceo-of-daichi - lydz and i may be sisterwives to meian, but obviously i gotta give it to daichi. meian takes a backseat to daichi and i dont blame her. like... hello?? have you SEEN daichi?????

tbh, i would fight all these 2d men for my moots hands, is it the leo sun in me talking bc im a little feral goblin who doesn't wanna share?? yeah. yeah it is. 😂

[bunnyandbooks]

Kaikeyi by Vaishnavi Patel

A feminist retelling inspired by the Ramayana, focusing on Rama's step-mother figure, Kaikeyi. Most of the novel focuses on Kaikeyi's early years as opposed to strictly following the story of the Ramayana, Rama and Sita don't even show up until the later half of the novel and explores what shapes Kaikeyi's character and drives her to do the act for which she is forever remembered in infamy.

I should preface that I don't know much of the Ramayana. I watched Sita Sings the Blues years and years ago, but it obviously took some liberties with the source material. And I'm cognizant of the fact that this story is akin to scriptures to some, so I was eager to read a take by a Hindi author.

To prep myself for the story, I just did a quick wiki search on the figure of Kaikeyi and was surprised to see that at the end of her story, Rama forgives her when he returns from exile, which is a marked departure from Western treatment of the evil stepmother figure in folklore. The book wastes no time in setting up that Kaikeyi is not an "evil" or malicious figure from the beginning to the end, but she's akin to a cosmic plaything so often found in classical mythology like Oedipus. Like Oedipus, she's fated to commit the horrific act of betrayal (the banishment of Rama) by the gods, who conversely withhold any blessings, help, or guidance from her precisely because she's going to betray Rama. The cards are stacked against her from the beginning, much like her own mother who was banished for failing her father's impossible test.

I also appreciated Kaikeyi is an ace protagonist, which I haven't really seen in much YA. It takes away the sexual dimension with which to malign her, and put emphasis on her mutual respect and friendship with her husband (until Rama's influences overtakes him, that is). And she's explicitly set up as Rama's mother, not his stepmother, as the sisterhood of Dashareth's sisterwives take equal ownership of each others' sons. You really do get a sense that she wouldn't have chosen to exile Rama without good reason to.

All-in-all, it's a fairly effective retelling from Kaikeyi's perspective that matches the beats of the original story but isn't afraid to add its own embellishments. A lot of the blame is placed on destiny and Rama's own divinity that he didn't know how to wield, but if there's a villain at all, it's the conservative religious figures who ignore the value of progress and maintain the status quo. Ironically, we're ultimately shown they are right, Rama is meant to cleanse the world of evil, but the blame rather lies in giving him such narrow instruction that he fails to see the world beyond his own perceived glorious purpose. We never do get to see Rama's return, but she's forgiven by the rest of her family save her husband.

[sidehugsnsideblogs]

FCSU #61 Saying Goodbye

Aj and her sisters were heading out when they heard a voice behind them “So that’s it, then? You’re out?” They turned around to see their mother Jayne looking at them sadly. “I’m afraid so Mother. It’s the only way I can keep my girls safe. And I can’t stand living with Charlene and Nina anymore. I just can’t.” Aj had told Greyson how Nina and Charlene had treated her children and all they were sentenced to was a parenting class? 

It dawned on Jayne who Aj was walking with. “Becca-Dawn is that you? When did you leave? Oh, you all look so beautiful and grown-up.” Jayne exclaimed through tears. “It’s been years. Look at you, you’re a woman! I am so so sorry I couldn’t protect you.” “Hello mother.” Said Becca, unprepared for this interaction. “Are you alright? Are you married do you have children?” Jayne fired off questions. Becca, wide-eyed and weepy blurted out “No just a cat.” Before being squeezed by her sobbing mom.

Jayne sat down at a picnic table, Aj, Teresa and Becca-Dawn followed suit. Penny hung back looking nervous. “It’s been so good to see you all.” She said. Teresa offered to exchange phone numbers but Jayne refused saying “Oh no, I couldn’t do that. I can’t afford to get in trouble, you know...” Teresa was crushed but dropped the subject. “Don’t worry about me, I’ll be alright. I have my sisterwives and grandchildren and Rachel and Farrah. I’m a wonderful gardener, I can be of use to the Lord.” 

Jayne stopped for a moment when noticed Penny loitering behind them. She wordlessly opened her arms for a hug. Penny considered her for a moment, her mind surging with emotions. She knew that Jayne initially blamed her for shaming and breaking up he family. Yet here she was smiling kindly, had enough time passed? She couldn’t hold out for long though before hugging her and bursting into tears. “Mama.”

The little family sat at the picnic table for what felt like hours exchanging “I love yous,” stories, apologies and tears. Jayne was still unshakeable in her faith. She was sure things would get better now that the men were in jail and the children were being returned. Each girl made sure to hug her several times. 

Eventually the waiting car honked its horn. The sun had started to set. Jayne looked remorseful “I have to go now. But remember, I love you all and I’m proud of you.” As they watched their mother run to the car, they knew this would likely be the last time they’d see her. They watched the car until it disappeared around a corner.

“Well I guess it’s time to go back to the hotel?” Asked Becca. By now all four of them had tears streaming down their faces. “Um, I’m gonna stay here for a bit. I just need some air.” Said Penny. She wandered the courthouse grounds battling feelings of guilt and grief. Eventually she realized the wasn’t alone.

“Rough day?” She asked sitting down next to Greyson. “For you or me?” He said sounding miserable. “They didn’t even notice me.” He sounded like he was on the verge of tears. “My mother, my sisters. It’s like they don’t even know who I am.” Penny was taken aback, in all the chaos of the raid she’d forgotten why Greyson Caliente was so passionate about bringing the FCSU to justice.

 Greyson Caliente was the son of Nia and her first husband, Flamenco. Dina and Nina were his full sisters. Greyson had been left with his father when his mother and sisters were taken and reassigned to Elden Brown. He hadn’t seen them in decades and thought he might be able to make contact after the trial as Penny had done with her family. Unfortunately even if they recognized him they were too angry that he prosecuting the FCSU to acknowledge him.

“I am so sorry. I used to know Nina pretty well. Want to hear some stories about her?” Penny said gently, trying to make him feel better. The two sat there for hours discussing their experiences as apostates and the impact it had on their psyches and their families. They found they had a lot in common in terms of coping mechanisms. Penny with her music and Greyson with his athleticism. By the time the sun started to come up they were lying on the dewy grass, looking for answers in the starry sky.

[soygrrl]

i know we are all saying that after this pandemic people are going to be anti-capitalism but you know all the fucking capitalist countries are just going to blame this solely on china and all the racist hillbillys and their sisterwives are going to be like WOW THIS OLD WHITE DUDE IS RIGHT! IT WAS THE IMMIGRANTS ALL ALONG

[ballplayersxo]

Not trying too be mean or anything but OMG can we please let go of the Kendall, Tinashe and Ben thing, what Tinashe did too Dylan was wrong yes and if Dylan was in Tinashe's shoes she would have done the same we all know sis ain't no angel still love her though, the amount of texts and calls that Tinashe could've exposed of Ben while he was all over Town with Kendall would have been what he deserved for saying she was calling paparazzi on them that's why he left her 🤨 so he left someone less famous for someone really famous but doesn't want paparazzi in his face yeah right I'm still waiting on the paparazzi pics of him and Tinashe (they ain't none), making her look crazy which she did on her own later on let's be honest, saying she was stalking him when she used too go to those places in LA all the time before she was even dating him she really loved that man as she said she fell in love and got her heart broken she wanst the first and wouldn't be the last and because she was still with him Tinashe self esteem went way down how you let someone publicly embarrassed you and you still talking too them and sleeping with them chile, Ben was with both of them at the same time for who knows how long they were practically sisterwives Tinashe made herself look crazy when she wouldn't let it go this man publicly embarrassed you like were all over it move on but at the end of the day she's in the music industry and one thing they gonna do is milk a situation till its dry, Kendall knew Ben was with Tinashe but still got with him and then expected him too be loyal too her like where they do that at you not with Ben, Kendall is very beautiful so I don’t blame men like Ben and Devin for having a crush on her but if she was as famous and had as many famous friends and connections as she does would they have liked her that much absolutely not idc what anyone says and I'm sure rich paul aka adele's current boyfriend loved that he was with Kendall I mean sis famous famous great move for Ben so he kept trying to stick too Kendall but at the end of the day he liked someone else more (Maya) do you blame him 😍 plus Ben ain't shit, Kendall slept with Kelly Oubre followed him on IG one day later, around what I would consider his prime when most people were talking about how handsome and sexy he is and so on iykyk, and he didn't even follow Kendall or cared too be with her again why im guessing because there wasn't really a great connection, he was disappointed with the sex plus you can tell he don't care about that super famous lifestyle he be in his own world 😬 he wasn't gonna be putting up with that for fame and too be considered "Kendall jenner's boyfriend or ex boyfriend" for the rest of his career and she can't do shit in the bedroom shy must be doing her thing 🥴!! I like Ben, I actually like Kendall, Love Tinashe's weird ass but can we dead it already we get it Ben has a hold on these women, at this point I just skip over whatever whenever I see Kendall's name, let her and Devin be happy together ❤, didn't mean too type all that but anyways, thanks for coming too my ted talk 😓

lmao i know what you mean, it’s probably easier if we put all of this behind us but realistically something is always gonna happen that reminds us of ben’s entanglements so they’re gonna be brought up. that’s just what happens when everyone messes with each other and basically gives us this kind of content that kinda needs to be discussed. i agree that it can get a bit repetitive but i don’t mind talking about it cause literally almost every time we do, we find out something new. but i’m in the same boat as you, i know they all have very questionable character traits but realistically everyone does so that’s why i don’t do too much and still want the best for them. specifically ben, devin, dylan, & tinashe. we can’t undo what happened with everyone in the past so we shouldn’t dwell on it yk