#🐏sheep work🐏

[sheepmc]

Zhongli who just can't have enough of you

MDNI

Zhongli who eats you out while you sleep or fucking your thighs because how can he not

Zhongli who fucks you on every surface in the house claiming he wants you to make a mess on everything

Zhongli who uses his tail to hold you down and ruts into you harder

Zhongli who orders you to get off on his tail while he work

Zhongli who orders his slutty bratty cockwhore to play with yourself with the geo construct

Zhongli who manhandles you into a mean mating press while also giving your pussy a couple slaps for being so horny and wet for him

Zhongli who fucks his cum and eggs into you until you're mindless from pleasure

Zhongli who when riled up will fuck you until you're begging for forgiveness for riling him up

Zhongli who is only encouraged by your begging fucks you even harder, faster until you pass out only to be awaken by him still fucking your oversensitive body

Zhongli who cares for you after such an intense session together whispering sweet praises and words of love in your ear

Zhongli who prepares a bath and food for you to eat and recover even massaging your sore oversensitive body just don't mind him giving your pussy a few playful licks

Zhongli who makes sure you're well taken care of before drifting into the land of dreams with you embracing your body close to his

Zhongli who may or may not slip his cocks in your pussy in the middle of the night just to be even closer to you, to feel you and if you're up for it in the morning slow lazy cuddle fucking

@crystalflygeo @meimeimeirin @silentmoths @ainescribe @zhxngii @moraxsthrone

[devildomditzy]

Asking them “Would you still love me if I was a sheep?

I know I’ve seen a few writers do this prompt but with the classic worm bit, but let’s put a bit of a Devildom twist on it

Tags/Warnings: None, just goofs

Lucifer

He’s up to his ears in paperwork due to the RAD festival being just around the corner when he sees his D.D.D. light up on his desk

He glances over at it and the annoyance that he feels is almost immediate when he sees “Darling… would you still love me if I was a sheep? 🐏” written across the screen. The annoyance only slightly subsides when he sees this ridiculous question came from you

“MC, you do realize how much work I have on my plate, yes?”, he questions

Your only reply is “yes or no, morningstar? 💕”

Okay but now you’ve got him actually thinking about it

He beings weighing the pros and cons. Well, he couldn’t exactly kiss a sheep, but he supposes he could pet one? But would that still be love for you? or love for an animal companion?

He doesn’t realize how long he’s been in contemplation until you text him back asking him to come to bed

0 work got done that evening

When he joins you in bed there’s a long pause before you hear him say “…you’ve been hanging out with Mammon too much haven’t you?”

he would. he would still love you if you were a sheep.

Mammon

He’s currently at one of his fashion shoots and you decide this one has been going on waaaay too long for your liking

If he was gonna beg for your attention 24/7, you’ll be damned if you won’t do it right back

You pick up your D.D.D. and click on your message thread with him. Of course it’s the very top one on the list

“Babe”…”Baaaaaaabe”…“BABE!!”

After about a five minute delay, you finally receive a text back

“What’s wrong treasure, somethin’ the matter?”

“Would you 🫵🙆🏽‍♂️ still love me 🫶💯if I was a sheep 😩🖐🐏🥺?”

he video calls you immediately

“WHAT DID SOLOMON DO TO YOU????”

Once he calms down a realizes that - A. you are still very much in fact human, and B. No, Solomon did not give you a magical sheep transforming potion, he says,

“..How are we supposed to go on dates and stuff if yer a sheep? I can’t be seen in public holdin hooves with a sheep!?”

Your one word answer “disguise” catches him off guard. He opens his mouth to answer, but the photographer is calling him back to set, so he hangs up

You text him back, “Well? What’s your answer?”

“Yes 👊😩💋🐏💯”

Levi

You’re both hanging out in his room together, you lying on the floor playing on your D.D.D. while he runs through the newest dating simulator on the market

His focus is ripped away from the game when he hears his notification sound go off. When he sees it’s from you, he looks down at where you lay on the floor quizzically before opening up the message and reading aloud

“Would you still love me if I was a sheep? And not a magically girl-sheep hybrid, an actual sheep?”

“…like, the farm animal?”, he questions

“I guess you could be henry 3.0”

That response gets him a playful slap to the arm

“I would still love you, but not in the same way. I can’t game with a sheep!!”

Asmo

You’re painting his nails his signature colors when you pop the question

“Would you still love me if I was a sheep?”

His response is almost immediate

“Ew, no!”

You clutch your heart falling backwards on the bed, feigning sadness

“MC, if I’m going to be with someone, they have to measure up to the beauty of m’wah!”

He guesses you’d be cute though

If it’s any consolation, he insists he’d take pictures of you to post on Devilgram!

Satan

You really had to disturb his reading just to ask such a ridiculous question? He feels his wrath start to boil inside him before he meets your puppy dog eyes and pouty lips

Sighing and setting down his book he states “This question is really eating away at you, huh?”

When he sees you nod a little bit, he pinches the bridge of his nose and scrunches up his face

“I suppose I could care for you while you were a sheep, while also looking for a way to turn you back into a human.”

Delighted at the answer, you throw yourself into his arms for a hug

When he really thinks about it, having a small little sheep version of you isn’t that far off from having a cat…

Kinda wants this to happen at least once so he can take care of you

Beel

It’s when you are both in the kitchen cooking dinner for the rest of the house (lamb shank) that you take a piece in your hands and quite morbidly ask him

“Could you still love me if I was a sheep. You CAN’T eat me, if that changes the stakes!”

He stares at you blank faced

Please let him know you are not actually planning on turning into a sheep

“You couldn’t stick around me. The temptation would be too much…”

You decide not to push further as his attention turns back to the lamb on the stove, his mouth watering at the sight

He would love you in the same way Beel loves a cheeseburger

Run.

Belphie

When he notices you’re having trouble falling asleep at night he turns to you, concern in his eyes sincere

“Dear, what’s troubling you? You know you can tell me anything?”

“It’s nothing, I’ve just been thinking… would you still love me if I was a sheep?”

He takes a second to process the question before promptly grabbing his end of the blanket and rolling over

“Alright, I think you need to go to sleep MC!”

When you insist that you’re serious and would like an answer, he sighs

“ I’m not gonna kiss a sheep, why would you even ask that?”

When you begin to pout, he rolls his eyes

“ I guess you would make a good pillow though… so I’d keep you around”

(he would smooch you a top your little sheep noggin)

[shiny-jr]

You keep saying it was mediocre or that you didn't fully loved it but the scarabia results where perfect, the same way the other results are, if you never said you had problems writing it I can assure you nobody would know, even now that we know it it's impossible to tell you had a rough time with it, it's just amazing

I could sing prices to each and every result all day, all your works are amazing

🐏

Aw, thank you, sheep anon. I'm obviously used to criticizing anything I read, including my own works. ESPECIALLY my own works. Usually, before I post something, I start having second thoughts. More specifically when I'm starting a new project. But I started telling myself, that it's worse not sharing anything at all. At least if I share something I wrote, and it did do bad, I can learn from that experience to improve next time.

[shinygoku]

💙🚂🐏🐑

It's been a long time since I last Gijinka'd Thomas!

My designs for him still rather avoid Actually Checking Uniforms or work gear, I like the variants I made up. What I'm more stuck on is how anime his hair should be :P

I'm also willing to be the first person that I know of to think he would absolutely talk to Sheep. The Ffarquhar line is largely rolling fields and farmlands, so the flocks are also his neighbours, innit ;3c (He can also easily lift them cause he's an Engine) 🩵

[wickedfair]

✨WIP✨

Sheep villager design for Animal Crossing 💜 what should be her name? ✨

Working on a reference page + some whimsical furniture for her, will post soon! 🐏

[brawnyaiart]

"There is a lot of work in the farm, we have to feed the cattle and shave the sheep 🐏." -A farm worker near Lumberlandia. #BrawnyAi #jocks #jockstrap #jock #hunk #hunks

[plushie-time]

Sheep Shoop 🐏

My first foray into embroidery, ow my fingers hurt. Still have a ways to go in giving this little guy a nice cozy sweater. Got another nakey sheep in the works but it may have to wait till my fingers recover a bit lol

Pattern - Ram by HouseofBeasts on etsy

[du-buk]

asking on behalf of my friend, whats the cast's fave animal and fave colors? :D (including dante, wankou, and dakota!)

(also i would assume fave animal for someone like vittorino and fave color for someone like juliek might be obvious tho lol, unless rabbit symbolism doesnt = fave)

Hahahaha, this is fun:D

Although, I doubt Vittorino actually likes rabbits now. Most likely a huge trigger for him. Maybe he liked them in the past. I doubt he would like animals. Let's see....

🦒🦓🐅🐄🦌🦬🐆🐏🦨🐁🐇🦦

Spoilers ahead!

🐏Ryker; Ryker loves sheep, chickens, and okapi! And their favorite color is purple (which Accardi commented on before hahaha)

🦌Leon; Likes beige perhaps? His favorite animal(s) would be deer, mule deer, elk, moose...... [and then he would go on and on with the list]

🦌Francis; Favorite color; Yellow. Favorite animal; pie bavarde.

🐆Dante; Favorite color; Grey. Favorite animal might be tough, I doubt Dante likes animals that much. If he had to choose, it might be a jaguar.

🐅Accardi; Favorite color; RED 💓💓💓Favorite animal; Hmmm..... possibly a tiger or orca

🦆Vittorino; Favorite color......hmmm..... maybe orange? Or a seafoam green? Favorite animal would be difficult. He's terrified of rabbits, but, I think he really likes birds, especially pigeons or doves.

🦚Juliek; Looooooves pink 💗 His favorite animal might be the white peacock or a horse with a spotted coat.

🐎Amalia; LOVES horses. Big horse girl. And a big fan of the color lime green.

🥝Susan; Likes indigo and kiwis!

🦎Gabriel; Favorite color changes weekly. This week he really likes salmon red. And his favorite animal is the bearded dragon.

🐺Dakota; Loooooves light steel blue and wolves!

🐄Wankou; Red and black is his favorite, and uses that in a lot of his tattoo works. His favorite animal might be a yak.

🪲Beetle; Similar to a mantis shrimp, Beetle can see colors humans can't comprehend. So his favorite would be something indescribable. His favorite animal might be something small like

????; Favorite color; Red. Her favorite animal is rabbit.

[sheepmc]

Dilf Professor Zhongli and Dilf Professor Neuvillette

Dilf Professor Zhongli and Dilf Professor Neuvillette brainrot hitting HARD rn like just imagine

Dilf Professor Zhongli making you ride him on his chair during one of his breaks when Dilf Professor Neuvillette caught the both of you only to join in kissing you sloppily devouring your moans whilst rubbing his cock through his pants

Both Dilf Professor Zhongli and Neuvillette will create excuses to either make you stay back or excuse you from classes just because they want to breed you

[fazbenders-shepherd]

"Huh...Not sure how this all works, given that these things didn't exist back in the early 70's...but I'm sure I'll figure it out."

"Anyway, hello, Friends! Pleasure to meet you all here! You may call me Dandy. Or Lamb. Or you can do what Jack and Dave do and call me "That Weird Sheep Looking Thing." Anything works, to be honest."

"Feel free to send us some asks! :D"

(hi! it is Dandy, aka 🐏 anon. just thought i'd make my own ask blog!

also, just so y'all know: Dandy's pronouns (and mine) are she/they/he/it/xe.

hope y'all have fun!!)

[mythicalbkdk]

🦄🧜‍♂️ Merch Spotlight 🐉🧚‍♂️

A mythical relic awaits you… in the form of a wall scroll featuring a lovely pair of ram and sheep centaurs 🐑🐏

🔮 Work by Bakaqeyama 🛒 Shop: https://forevermoremythicalcreatures.bigcartel.com 📆 Preorders open until June 1, 2024!

[ngocngadotnet]

Zi Wei Dou Shu – 2024.4.16 Daily Horoscope

Auspicious: 🐔 Rooster, 🐭 Rat, 🐵 Monkey Inauspicious: 🐴 Horse, 🐶 Dog, 🐏 Sheep 🐔 Rooster: People who belong to the year of the Rooster will be full of energy and energy today, and will work hard towards their goals from morning to night. Have a harmonious relationship with colleagues and leaders, have a flexible mind, and put forward ideas that are easily recognized by others.

View details at https://ngocnga.net/zi-wei-dou-shu-2024-4-16-daily-horoscope/?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ziwei

[pairofcds]

bighorn sheep🐏 9x12", ballpoint pen

this took roughly 8 hrs. hoping to do more ballpoint pen work, really enjoying how calming it is lately 🐏

[iaure]

✎ ≡ 𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖽𝗆𝖺𝗉

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ back by popular demand! a new updated IAURE roadmap, with more reasonable dates. my work has been picking up, as i am unfortunately the head sheep and must work more hours as we descend into holiday madness. i apologise for the sparse dates and how much distance between them; i have been invited to several conventions as a part of a side work i am doing, as well as my birthday, and therefore my october is going to be VERY busy.

cut down below.

🐏 = completed

╰･ 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 ⨯・ ⨯・9 - dearest; steadfast (late October 2023) ⨯・ ⨯・10 - dearest; habitation (mid December 2023)

╰･ 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙘 ⨯・ ⨯・4 - gothic: sadness sweet enough to swallow (late September 2023) ⨯・ ⨯・5 - gothic: a mouth so sharp and cruel (mid November 2023)

╰･ 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙨 ⨯・ ⨯・yandere rykard, ranni (mid December 2023) ⨯・ ⨯・yandere rennala, with a sweet reader (late December 2023) ⨯・ ⨯・yandere connor kenway headcanons (early October 2023) ⨯・ ⨯・yandere connor kenway angst (early October 2023)

╰･ 𝙬𝙞𝙥 ⨯・ ⨯・connor kenway headcanons (TBD) ⨯・ ⨯・platonic/familial yandere simon riley (TBD) ⨯・ ⨯・yandere könig (lTBD) ⨯・ ⨯・yandere leon NSFW accompaniment to dearest (TBD)

[sheepmc]

When you drive him insane

MDNI!!

Wearing Zhongli's archon outfit will drive him insane just seeing you wearing his clothes made something in him snap, wearing his clothes, having his scent on you marking you as his

Zhongli will absolutely fuck you in it too, he will worship you as his goddess reverse worship ftw he will definitely enjoy his time worshipping you from top to bottom

Zhongli will suggest maybe bringing out his former archon self out to play with you a weak goddess for him to take as his own

Zhongli will hunt you down enjoying every second of it when suggesting to play strip hide and seek, the first time he catches you strips you of your shirt and bra.. the second time he catches you he strips you of your pants and underwear.. the third time he catches you he's grinding his rock hard cocks against your pussy just teasing and edging you watching as you cum just from him rub his cocks against your folds before thrusting his cocks inside in one single hard thrust fucking himself deeper into you not stopping for a single second pulling all the way out until his tip remains inside then all the way back in to your cervix constantly nonstop that has you seeing stars

[m-jelly]

Jellybean ♥️ I haven't sent you one of these in a while, but I was thinking of Country Levi this morning. He seems very fond of his horse in canon so...

Imagine he has a farm in the countryside. He has a few horses and a stable that he rents out to other horse owners. He has a big land that he mainly uses for the horses to graze but also for hay baling. He sells hay too for extra income but his main work is the stables.

If you enjoy gardening he'd fence out a patch of land for you to grow herbs, veggies, fruit, anything you like. 🍓 If you want a flower garden you can have that too.

He'd have an ancient tractor that he always seems to be working on. You don't even know how old it is, and it seems to be kept alive solely with the power of necromancy and spare parts. At this point the only original part in it is the body.

I don't think he would want any more animals, but one day he'd rescue a little baby sheep that nobody else wanted. When it grows he'll realise it's because it was a male, and now he has a ram charging at him at every turn and he doesn't know what to do with it... 🐏

I think @postwarlevi might like this too 👉👈

Helloooooo

👀🥰

Totally see him owning horses and taking great care of them. He'd train people how to ride them, rent them out, teach people how to care for them too.

He'd love them a lot and check on them often. They will be the most cared for horses you've ever seen. They would be so happy and playful. Due to that I am sure if you entered them in a competition he'd win awards, but he doesn't because he sees it as stressful for his horses.

He'd have a farm dog and cat. The dog would help him get things and guard the place. The cat could capture mice so the horses don't get scared. He'd be proud of them and would baby them a little when he's inside the house.

He'd always be wearing those tight jeans, cowboy hat, the nice belt and a white shirt tucked in. On cold days he's got that Jean jacket with the sheep fur on the inside lining it. You'll persuade him to wear a cowboy hat to "protect him" but really you think it's sexy.

Levi would make sure you have a gorgeous plot of land for your cute little garden. You'd grow everything you could and have a greenhouse too. You'd be so proud of it but whenever you work on the land, you are watched by your husband, pets and horses. Levi's almost taught them to stare and watch you. You think it's cute and funny.

He'd probably rescue the little ram and you'd call it a silly name. However, every time Levi works around the ram it keeps headbutting him. The ram is sweet to you, but headbutts Levi every time it sees him. You'd tell Levi that the ram is just being playful.

Due to working with horses, be prepared to see Levi take lots of showers and use a lot of soaps. Levi doesn't want that horse smell, so he does a lot to make him smell as nice as possible. You think it's cute and you give him nail treatments so he doesn't have dirt under them and they're pretty. Eventually you'd get him gloves, but he still will ask for the nail treatment.