#I can't believe I get paid to do this

[zillychu]

get furried, nerd

[voguewoozi]

can't believe people are still out here accusing real ass people of queerbaiting. at this point just admit you like forcing people to come out before they're ready because that's what the result of this continues to be. coming out to anyone isn't an obligation for any queer person and people shouldn't have to alter their behavior or personality or presentation just because you personally think they're cishet. that is literally your own personal problem to work on. keep it to yourself

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

me when life responsibilities interrupt my fanfiction posting schedule: 😠😠😠

[trimmedarmor]

doing the equivalent of gripping something intensely hard then forcing myself to let it go every time i see something about the stupid fandom drama i got pulled into earlier this year

[dinahdoeeyes]

Greaseball is at least 5x worse in the 1983 workshop (which doesn't bother me because it's a non-canon early version of StEx), but I still got treats from it.

You may ask, "Tumblr user dinahdoeeyes, why would you screenshot Greaseball pulling Dinah gently by her hair and then wrapping his arm around her?" To which I respond: "... HEAR ME OUT!!"

(The answer is that I am what the Victorians would call "a nasty little wretch who listens to too much Lana Del Rey, Nicole Dollanganger, and Ethel Cain.")

[touchmybutt-buymetacobell]

All month I've been loading up that Gavle stream multiple times a day, often with loved ones, hoping that the moment I tuned in would be the moment it caught fire. Could not imagine that nearing the end of the month I'd turn it on and see the birds, and my god there are so many of them, just tearing it to shreds. Like shit it almost feels bad, he so scraggly.

[davy-zeppeli]

fucked up I have to go back to work tomorrow after having 4 days off

[bunn-iiii]

i kinda don't want to go back to camp but some of my stuff is still there

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

did smth rly important for all of society to benefit from

[slipper007]

🫠

[lokigodofaces]

so remember when the creators of sonic changed his design after the internet's outrage? so, could we do that with she-hulk?

[bespectacledbookworm]

friends, pals, acquaintences, lovers, I AM HAVING A NIGHT. Trying to figure out how to design this crochet motherfucking duster.

THERE ARE TOO MANY STITCHES TO CHOOSE FROM

GRANNY SQUARES?? YOU'RE TELLING I COULD JUST USE ONE GRANNY SQUARE OVER AND OVER INSTEAD?? THAT'S JUST ANOTHER THING I HAVE TO DECIDE

COLOR?? COLOR??!?!? FUCK

[coldflasher]

what i REALLY wanna know is why they DID use the rogues, but only in like. shitty in-universe tie-in novels written by people who could barely string a sentence together and apparently watched the show whilst blindfolded and wearing earmuffs 

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ YES, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND YES, SHE'S REAL! ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: what happens when your gamer boyfriend brings you on-screen for the first time?

contents: fem!reader. use of she/her pronouns + reader is referred to as gojo's girlfriend. toji slander bcs he deserves it.

author's note: everyone welcome streamer!gojo to the world! he'll be here for a while...

"oh, please," satoru laughs, leaning back and grinning at the screen in front of him. he tosses his hair, but it falls back into his eyes just seconds later. "no way you guys all thought i would lose that one. c'mon, have some faith in me!"

you watch satoru reply to the hundreds of comments lighting up the side of his monitor, smiling endearingly at the way he laughs at some and practically chortles at others.

it was only after the two of you started dating that satoru disclosed his streaming hobby, and to your surprise, he was pretty popular. thousands of people tuned in to watch him play some game or another every night, and well, it paid better than you'd expect.

satoru whistles, hands resting comfortably behind his head as a particular question catches his attention. "ah, do i have a girlfriend?" he muses, grinning as he shoots a quick side-glance at you. "yeah," he continues, snorting when what looks like a flurry of no fucking way's flood the chat.

he clicks his tongue disappointedly, shaking his head in mock disbelief. "what, did all eight thousand of you think i couldn't pull? thanks a lot," satoru deadpans, waving his hand and sighing dramatically. "i don't know what any of you mean. i'm a catch!"

you snicker at that, and your laughter only increases when satoru turns and gapes at you. he juts his bottom lip out, face sinking into an adorable pout at he crosses his arms. "even my own girlfriend's laughing at me," he mumbles petulantly. "hmph!"

satoru sticks his tongue out at you childishly, and you blow a kiss back. he pretends to faint before turning back to his monitor, quickly skimming the comments before he gasps. "what do you mean, she probably doesn't exist?!" he sputters, clutching his heart exaggeratedly.

the look on his face is priceless — imagine getting told by thousands of people that one, they think you can't pull, and two, that they don't even believe your significant other exists. naturally, satoru reacts as dramatically as ever. he pretends to ignore everyone in the comments before calling them out individually.

"oh, i see you, toji... fishy-guru," satoru gripes, wagging his finger at his screen. "my girlfriend exists and she's mine! don't even think about it." he pauses, squinting at the chat before correcting himself with an eyeroll. "fushiguro. whatever. either way, she's real and she's all mine."

satoru swivels his chair to face you, making an incredulous face as he gestures to the screen. "can you believe this?" he grumbles, ocean-blue eyes focused on you. "these guys don't think you're real."

you shrug, toying with the corner of his sheets as you smile back at satoru. he's so childish, but that's just one of the many things you adore about him. sure, he's an annoying brat, but at least he's a total sweetheart too.

your boyfriend extends his hand, beckoning you to come over to him. "c'mon, darling," he cooes, scrunching up his nose at you. "wanna help me prove these losers wrong?" satoru mouths please, and the puppy eyes he gives you are cute enough to convince you.

so you hop off his bed, running a hand through your hair as you stroll over to where he sits in front of his monitor. beaming like a kid on his birthday, satoru takes your hand and twines his fingers with yours.

smiling smugly, satoru pulls you on screen and into his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. you watch the chat erupt with she's real's and how did he pull a girl like her's and smile, flicking satoru's forehead affectionately.

he ignores the thousands of dumbstruck users in his comments and holds you close to his chest, adjusting his grip on your waist to make his lap as comfortable as possible for you. satoru's adoring eyes are fixed on you, only you, even as his chat explodes.

suguru-geto: haha i already knew

toji-fushiguro: how the fuck did a loser like him pull her?

yuuji-itadori: gojo has a girlfriend??? what did i miss??

[venofthevoid]

I would like to formally apologize to anyone who followed me for my funny bits only to be bombarded with splatoon

but you gotta understand. my little scrimblo hasn't had official content for almost 2 years. I am FEASTING right now

[probablyin-bed]

I am not having the best day and I kinda want to jump off a cliff <333