#I hate elias so much istg I will actually invert his skull

[thegaynessarchives]

Watched an animatic of MAG 118 and wrote a song titled "I Want to Punch Elias Bouchard"

I Want to Punch Elias Bouchard

I want to punch Elias Bouchard

I would like to hit him very hard

In the face, the gut, especially in the nards

Cuz you don’t deserve to reproduce, you get no bitches anyway

Elias fucking lying ass bitch

Stupid motherfucking rat snitch

Dumb ass fucker goddamn shithead

Holy fuck I wish you were dead

Bouchard more like Doucheshard

You make absolutely no one’s dick hard

Apologies for the deception

But I want to smash your fucking face in

(In…INNNNNN!)

I want to kick Elias’s ass

Teach an Elias ass-kicking class

And I won’t cease my rampage until he’s facedown in the grass

Just the fact that he’s alive, makes me ashamed of being gay