#I just saw a pink tree though it’s amazing omg it’s spring I love spring yay one of the trees out of my window is budding too

[pebblezone]

I can and will make a sequel to this

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Anyways, anyone want a live reaction summary of that movie? Well here it is anyways

(Cw for mentions of all the stuff typical for a jumpscare horror movie)

They‘re unironically trying to sell the house of the first movie as a spooky lost place far off a spooky village filled with distrustful and unsettling people it. Such scary individuals like. A middle-aged lady looking at them though a window. Or five guys sitting on stairs. And emo teens. Spooky

The random old crazy guy who tells them it’s DaNgeRous here while laughing totally maniacally before going GET OFF MY LAWN because of course

DEER

Also, our characters: MC Arthur fanboy whose 18th birthday it is, MC‘s love interest who thinks MC should grow up, Logan Paul Hair and his bro Goatee guy, Token dark skinned funny guy, Glasses guy afraid of frogs who‘s kinda got the same outfit and speaking style to yours truly fr that’s just me, Glasses girl with camera, pretty blonde girl. Prediction: all of them except MC, Love interest and one of the bros die

Ok they arrived at the house, whimsical music plays as they look amazed at the trees blooming pink when it’s not even spring…only for the music to cut out when they see they’re made of plastic. Ngl that was kinda funny

Spooky black feather stuck in a secret small door leading to a basement that wasn’t part of the movie oOoOOoh

Now it’s dark, they’re making a bonfire outside, and there’s spooky Hippopotamus noises (that’s what they called them in the movie)

NOT THE MC GETTING NIGHTMARES ABOUT DEER AND FLASHBACK SCENES FROM THE FIRST MOVIE LMAO

There‘s hidden figures in the woods with lanterns and this dude calls the names of some dudes they saw a lost place video of that house of. And when they suddenly all vanish he just goes back to bed

The bros are going to a river and glasses guy got lost in the woods while ominous music plays, Oh they’re absolutely not coming back F to them

Spooky random hole that’s seemingly endless but makes spooky sounds, check

There‘s suddenly spooky fog out of nowhere surrounding glasses guy. He touched a weird tree that had moss all over except for a part that looks like the outline of someone hugging the tree, and got punched in the face. Meanwhile the bros chill until blood drops on the one guy, aaaaand the filter switched to grey! 50min of nothing and then it escalates completely. This movie is 1.5h long btw

Turns out they found one of the guys from the video hanging from a tree after not seeing he‘s there for like 20min, dude steps on a super obvious bear trap trying to get him, but ngl the actors are doing a good job at acting as far as I can tell with the dub.

Holy heck these characters are actually kinda competent - nvm they’re

Everyone forgot about glasses guy tho lol

Ooaoaoaooh glasses girl is looking at a photo of them and there’s a spooOoKy guy visible in the window

OH HECK FIRST KILL. Glasses girl got killed by BEES.

GLASSES GUY IS GONE GUY. He hugged a tree headless. Literally, he‘s hugging a tree and his head is gone. Also wow token and MC aren’t reacting at ALL oof

LMAOO THEY SHOWED THE SPOOKY GUY AND ITS UNIRONICALLY JUST A GUY IN A HOODIE

Apparently the whole house is just built on random holes connected to slopes and LI happened to sit above one on a swing. SG cut the rope and she fell down, almost made it out, but then a spooky hand grabbed her down. Where did the rest attached to that hand go? Who knows, it’s SpoOky

omg. You know how in guardians of the galaxy and such that one character thinks he’s invisible because he’s moving so slow? And it’s played as a joke? Yeah they just did that unironically with a guy standing in front of a door all this time I can’t-

Yknow these guys who originally helped Arthur become a minimoy? Yeah they evil

"You wanna go into the world of the minimoys? The time had come, it’s a fUul MoOn!“ shows half full moon"No it isn’t“ "doesn’t matter lol“ <- that’s real dialogue

Surprise attack by a bunch of dudes dressed like Bokoblins from Breath of the Wild attacking everyone with daggers, turning this whole thing into a breakout Battle Royale, F blonde Girl

CRAZY OLD GUY TO THE RESCUE!

Aaaand now it’s randomly over. No signal or reason or anything, it just is.

Survivors: MC, MC‘s LI, and the token guy! A surprise twist!

…the explanation for all of this. Is Role-Playing.

A bunch of teens meeting each year to role-play a new theme. The year before it was Batman. This year it was Arthur and the Minimoys. And they go kill everyone like this because of drugs. Doesn’t explain all the stuff that was going beforehand. Or the secret basement. Or holes. Or anything really

OoOOoh Spooky Hoodie Guy is still standing at the window

(Also what happened to the deer imagery? They set that up for half the movie but the moment the forbidden ketchup starts appearing they completely forget all of it. ALSO the trailer showed spooky versions of the Minimoys. Guess what never makes an appearance.)

Conclusion: would give this movie a solid 4.5/10 for two funny lines and the guys playing the bros doing a pretty good job at putting emotion in

[rainberryfae]

Oh dear, I'm so dumb ahahhahah! I've never used tumblr before, I created this account only for contacting you, and knowing that I could forget to put the anonymous I called it a random name instead of my Twitter account so I could still remain anonymous ahahahahhah. I feel like scooby-doo where in some episodes they tied the monster up and then there was no one or it was just a robot and they hadn't found the real criminal ahahahhahah. 

Also thank you, yesterday I was feeling even worse but today I am better thank you, a little bit tired but better and I would gladly cuddle with you on a sofa with tea, I love tea🥺 How are you sweetie?

Yeah I've ridden for about eleven years now and don't worry sometimes I find it scaring too, now the horse the I ride is a little bit fearful and when she hears or see something different she gets scared so I have to be careful but I absolutely love her, she is the sweetest horse I've ever met, she loves cuddles so much, some time ago I found her laying in her box and I spent a little bit of time with her like this, just chilling in her box and cuddling. She also loves food so much, the other day she tried to steal my bag because there was food in there ahahahah.

When I'll take my driver licence I will, I couldn't before because the closest shelter to me is not reachable with public means so I'll have to wait but next month I'll do the theory exam so in a few months I will be able.

I understand you, I don't live in a big city fortunately but I don't live in a very green area so moments in nature are a blessing. I'm lucky because I have a little garden and I love listening to music or studying there, especially during spring or summer.

I don't have a favourite genre when it comes to music but my favourite artists are Louis, Zayn and Little Mix, I also love Mika and I listen to some italian music too (I'm from Italy), when it comes to books my favourite one is called "Chosen by a Horse" by Susan Richards, it's really sad and it makes me cry everytime but I love it so much. My favourite movie... I don't know I like watching movie sometimes but I don't think I have a favourite, I don't know there is nothing coming to my mind... what about you? What are you favourite books? Movies? Artists/songs?

I have never died my hair, I would like to die them lilac but I would never do that, I like my dark blonde colour and I am too scared, but I love died hair, I remember you said you have your hair pink, that's so cool😍😍 OMG pink is so cool!

Also I would love to help you with your chapters, ask me away anything and I will help you, wow you write? I am every day always more amazed by you, you surprise me every time😍

I hope you have a good day love, I can't wait to talk to you again and sorry again if I haven't talked to you yesterday🥺💙💙 *giant hug for you*

That is how I felt! Or like, when you open a gift box to find another gift box or bag inside.

I hope this week we have better days my love, I really hope we do.

I’m starting classes this week and I am excited for some of my courses but nervous. I didn’t have the best experience last year, even more during the end of the fall semester since I had to cope with prepare for exams, submit assignments and projects, all while trying to grieve my grandma’s passin away.

She and I were very close. Even now after some months, it’s still hard.

I’ve been always very fearful due to my moms paranoia, always afraid of the rides at the fair, of motorcycles, horses, climbing trees or just overall heights. Ironically, my mom did broke her nose riding a motorbike when she was young, and fell from a horse while partying and almost broke her hip 5 years ago.

Your horse though, sounds amazing, I would be up for feeding her and cuddling, and even brush her hair. What kind of food do they eat? I’ve only see them get fed apples and carrots in movies. Does she have a name? 🥺

Of course your favorite book would be titled that! you are so cute, wait did you ever saw a tv show called Saddle Club? I don’t remember much about it but I wanted to call you saddle ___ (I don’t know what your pronoun is) I’ll stick with saddle pal/lad for now 🥺 The only thing I have engraved in my mind about that show was their song “Hello World” because it was the first song I learned in English. Well that one, and - this is what dreams are made of- from the Lizzie McGuire movie.

I actually made a bingo with some of my favorite movies a while ago, let me know how many you got/seen!

Artists... I love Bea Miller, Rina Sawayama, Kiana Lede, Hozier, Lorde, Khalid, Tom Odell, Taylor, Harry, Niall and Zayn’s music too (besides Louis ofc)!

I have dyed my hair all colours I believe. Currently is just a loud magenta pink 😅

My favourite authors are a Spanish poet that goes by the name Loreto Sesma and an author from Uruguay named Eduardo Galeano. All of her poetry and most of his books/ essays are my favourites, I apologise if you were expecting a tittle in particular but I truly can’t choose.

Okidoki, now more questions for you Valentine! do you believe in ghost, or demons? Some kind of Heaven/Paradise/Afterlife/nothing? What 5 words would you use to describe yourself? What scents do you like?

Side note before I say goodbye for today: I fixed my curiouscat account issues, so if you’d like to continue this remaining week in there, let me know. I mostly go into tumblr from my pc so maybe it could be easy for both of us to do this in cc:

https://curiouscat.qa/wildimples

I leave you the link and a big kiss, have a nice Monday 🌼🌿🥨