#I love making people mad it’s hilariousssss

[krutomu]

Pov I went out into my Kentucky field to get a handful of cow shit in which I then put into a pasta extruder. I get so proud of myself that I cum all over the pasta but who cares I just mix it in and add a ton of pepper to disguise the taste. I then take two sets from my collection of pickled testicles, chop them up real nice, and mix them in there too. Then I find the ugliest plate in existence, and put it in my dark basement, picking up worms I find on the floor and adding them in

I then proceed to talk about how it’s soooooo gooood.