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Been a minute! Anyways I've been developing my Pastry AU a lot more, and I have a fic uploaded to AO3 now for it! (It is still in progress I'll reblog this when it's finished) Butttt I wanna work on some more character building so give me a cookie or ask a question and I'll tell you about them! This AU is CR:K based, but with a few Ovenbreak characters so some I'll have an answer for and some I won't. Some I've also sketched out ideas for so I'll try to show those off soon!

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crk (purelily literally just purelily) brainrot i'll post these here why not

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Soldier, Poet, Kings

Bonus wallpaper version with just Joel:

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personally i think it was only a matter of time before charlie slimecicle & sausage roleplayed gay minecraft sex. like yeah of course they did, what else do you expect them to do

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my breaking bad retrospective

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deadpool and wolverine thoughts

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hello locked tomb fandom

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Anyways more Parallel U stuff cause this story makes me crazy, featuring Greyson and Tyr

So once again, not trying to give a bunch of stuff away but like...UGH

Like...okay. Tyr makes a mistake. A huge, really fucked up, raged-induced mistake. All things considered, it could even be seen as justified. But a mistake like KILLING isn't justified unless it's self-defense. And what he did to Malachi wasn't self-defense. It was revenge, pure and simple. For Sloane. For Holly. For Raymond. For whatever the Council is now because it's no longer the same. He did it for revenge, and Tyr KNOWS this. Why else would he spend so long saying he thought Malachi was behind him? Why else would he deny that Malachi was his fault? After all, the Council showed him that if you deny it enough, people will believe anything.

But Greyson knew.

After all, something like that happens to your husband--your husband is murdered and YOU KNOW IT and no one wants to do anything? Justice isn't served? Well you're going to want to serve it yourself.

But, unlike Tyr, Greyson didn't know when to stop.

Sure, you can kill someone that your husband killer loves and call that revenge. But it's not going to bring them back. You're suffering everyday from that loss, so shouldn't they suffer as well? Even more so?

So what's one more? Or another? Three, four, five more murders here and there. Doesn't matter if it helps Michael in the long run, if anything that's a bonus. But killing won't be enough, no, you have to make sure NO ONE he'll vouch for ever gets a position on the Council ever again.

But that's also not enough. Who cares if the person you vouch for doesn't get on the Council? But Tyr has a SON. What if he made it so Castor couldn't do anything again? Say a few things at the right time, and now look at that, it seems Castor's been conspiring with Lucifer this entire time. Isn't that grounds for removal? Sending him back to the same place Tyr took him from? Now FORCING Tyr to return his son knowing he'll never see him again?

But that's not enough. Tyr seems to have a liking for Ezra and vouches for him to be a Sangha. He'll just turn him into another pawn, put into question Tyr's judgement. Put just enough in Tyr's mind to make him question and then when he finally gets too curious, slam him back down.

Basically my point here is, I find it absolutely ironic that Greyson despises Tyr for killing Malachi. Greyson becomes so hell bent on revenge, that he becomes even worse. He kills more, manipulates more, does some awful shit and he somehow STILL thinks he is morally above Tyr. That he is, in every way conceivable, so much better and much more worthy of the Council than Tyr will ever be.

And there is not a day that goes by that Tyr is not haunted by that impulse kill

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Okay I NEED to get this off my chest cause I went on a walk and thought about this and I just realized how insane this is.

Potential Parallel U spoilers, if you care, but yk

There is something so insane to me about Valerie and Naomi being Character and Narrative Foils

I mean like....they are quite literally two sides of the same coin. They could have been the same person. Both of them grew up in war-torn worlds, but child soldiers--Valerie the adoptive daughter of the head of command, and Naomi the adoptive daughter of the head Doctor at a camp. Both grew up around that horror and experienced it first hand, even if in different ways.

So why do Valerie and Naomi end up making different choices?

Valerie had something to go back to.

Valerie, since EPISODE 1 OF SEASON 1 has always asserted her reasoning behind going to Parallel U in the first place was to try and find something to help out her crew. I mean, there's a reason she still wears the necklace Hilda had on her when she died.

But then she gets there. And finds out that there is something here for her. That she can have a better life here and a safer one. She gains an earring to show it--one made in particular by Naomi.

And then Season 2 happens, and slowly one by one the once happy family she had was beginning to crack under the pressures. They were beginning to not tell each other things--because it didn't matter it wasn't that bad. And then Oliver ran away with Lucifer, and now they weren't a family any more. Sure, they tried, and Valerie got close to accepting that, but then Castor was put on trial and convicted.

And when Michael pulled her aside and told her now was the time to make that decision--to choose the Council that split her family apart for good, or to go back to them and let someone else face the same choice--she ran away. She couldn't face it, because she didn't want EITHER.

But she had somewhere to go. She had a crew to go back to who needed her, who she believed needed her. The necklace clasped around her neck was evidence of that.

So what of Naomi?

She never made many friends on her world. Many of those she was close with ended up dying from their wounds. She was constantly working under her dad who paid her little attention, and no one knew how to deal with a kid so young on a battlefield. They had their own problems.

She became resentful at the world. She wanted nothing to do with the people who attacked them, and knew nothing about the people she was helping. They never stayed long, always moving with the bigger groups when they went to attack to help out after. After something like that, the idea of being safe and stationary is foreign.

And yet, at Parallel U, that's what she got.

Once she was there, she was safe, and people talked to her--actually talked to her--and she got familiar with her surroundings, curious about the world. She was finally allowed to live.

So when the leader of this place talked to her specifically and asked her to do one simple thing--spy on and take notes about the group for them, and she would become a Sangha--how could she refuse?

She didn't have a place to go back to anyways. Nothing kept her there, and everything practically screamed at her to stay at Parallel U. Why go back to hell when you've already tasted Paradise?

The only problem is, Naomi didn't realize that The Council was just another type of hell. Valerie saw it when Castor was wrongfully imprisoned, but she didn't fully realize that until she saw Naomi turn up at her door in Val's world, demanding that she return to there.

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the theme is same faces

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bonus + design notes:

sparknotes:

tridentarii: the building block was "lions" (corona's mane of hair and king vibes + ianthe's scar lionking swagger) but i think i lost that plot at some point. regardless peep the earrings for symbols of their twisted mutualism. also they have dimples <3 bc on corona they're perfect and on ianthe (when she smiles wide enough) they're sickeningly dissonant

the nonas: harrow has curls bc i think the only thing funnier than saddling a nun who's been shaving her head since infancy with fast-growing hair is for that hair to be horrible messy springy curls that are barely spared from frizz by the sheer grease #bathingisn'tsafeformern. please also applaud my restraint in adhering to canon and not giving nona dimples. she deserved them

the sixth: came to me fully formed honestly. palamedes calls camilla beautiful enough for the alexandrites so i just let my heart and sapphism take the wheel here. for pal when i first read gtn i visualized him very differently but other artists made such a compelling case for scruffy pal that now i can't see him any other way

the second: also let my heart take the wheel here. wanted to draw a man carved out of hardwood so i did <3 at the caliber of necromancer that g1d is i know he probably wouldn't have so much scarring but the heart wants what it wants (cool factor). in my head and in my heart they're from wake

naberius: i don't have anything to say in my defense. i rewatched teen beach movie, found the perfect face claim and set the wheels of fate in motion. i think babs is hot the way a ken doll is hot, y'know? it takes yanny piloting his flesh mecha for him to be gender (<- testimonial from my masc nb friend)

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this is my skyrim oc, walks-under-moon, and i'm so normal about her🤗🤗

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gift for @a-rats-hat

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Does anyone else do that thing where you'll get recommended a show because "it's queer! It has gay people in it!" And you go into it not expecting much, only for there to be queer representation and GOOD queer representation and you're sitting there like "woahhh....gay people in a show... that's crazy"

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fuck u (throws scu schlatt straight at you killing you instantly)

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Does anyone else do that thing where you'll get recommended a show because "it's queer! It has gay people in it!" And you go into it not expecting much, only for there to be queer representation and GOOD queer representation and you're sitting there like "woahhh....gay people in a show... that's crazy"