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verlaine's main series debut (spoilers)

okay so y'know how there's supposed to be a tripolar singularity which is obviously fukuchi

there is also shown to be this beast

it seems to be a combo of aku (who is always with atsushi, so therefore atsushi) and some demonic beast singularity. you know who has a demonic beast singularity?? VERLAINE. WHO NEEDS HIS DEBUT. guivre is here, y'all!!! anyways tripolar singularity that is the combination of three homosexuals vs one homosexual and two swords that have god in them... who do y'all think will win (it's going to be my pookies I swear it will!!! I actually really like fukuchi too, though.)

still, obviously just creating a tripolar singularity isn't the entirety of fyodor's goal. so... what next? he has wanted atsushi this entire time because of his connection to the book, so it must have something to do with that.

on a side note I now must take over the verlaine tag so people have fanfics for when he's in the main series and people really go wild over him. expect nonsense <33

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oh, now i’m scared.

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I am kicking my feet in joy <33 he's our little baby

GUYS there was a LED billboard rented out in Times Square for Chuuya's birthday (thank you to @/linhtrieu193 on twt for letting me know) 😭

this reminds of last year when Chuuya had a whole video billboard event in China too (you can see the video here) HE'S SO LOVED I LOVE THIS FOR HIM 😭😭😭

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Male, romantic preference

MITB: INFJ

information about your hobbies

Oooo, I crochet, listen to music, cook, just adopted a cat, go to the gym (trying to become a competitive weight lifter)

information about topics you like to discuss

I’m a psychology and English major graduate. So I live to talk about sociology and human history and how that relates to the culture and habit of modern humans. Love deep conversation, I hate small talk. I give good life advice to my friends and people younger than me.

information about things that you hate

I am not a math person. I am not a fan of video games or most science fiction. Like I don’t like Star Trek or Star Wars but 2001 a space odyssey is my jam.

information about your personality

My personality seems to be a combo between Akutagawa, Poe, and Kunikida. Need to be recognized but also anxious and type A neurotic.

something that makes you unique (fo example, you like antiques from the 19th century. trust me, there's something that makes you a little bit different from most of the people around you)

I am working with my local university’s history, art, and earth sciences departments to be able to create experiments to recreate artwork normally seen in museums for the purpose of giving stolen artwork back to their original cultures.

if you are okay with being matched with a character who commits crimes/is a bad person/etc

Yeah, I don’t really get along with people who try to do the right thing by the right means all the time.

something that you value in others

Honesty and commitment. I hate flakes and cheaters.

something that you can't stand in others

Cheating.

I hope you were not kept waiting, darling! here is your matchup with the one and only kunikida!

kunikida is honest, practical, and reliable and he expects the same for his partner. of course, he eventually learns after meeting you that the love of someone's life does not have to meet every single one of his requirements. you fall first but when I tell you he falls HARD. he remembers every promise, anniversary, and special date. he cuts out a certain portion of his budget to spend on you, but he is weak to your requests. he is a complete loser for your love and dazai occasionally takes advantage of that. he enjoys conversations with you and is always looking to learn. your knowledge on people and life is always recorded in his notebook (every detail about you is in there <3) and he sometimes uses your psychology facts in his work. he's very grateful for how you help others and how you have changed him. he does not particularly mind your dislike for math, despite having taught the subject. he understands, after teaching many students, that people have different specialities and preferences and it is useless to pressure someone into being someone that they are not. kunikida appreciates how organized you are but you two must keep each other in check when you take things to far. additionally, you give good advice to each other in times of need. the agency thinks it's adorable! it takes a bit of time for kunikida to get used to your cat. eventually, however, he grows to adore the little fellow and spoils it a little too much. he enjoys being able to find it whenever he comes home, it's a stable variable in his life. he's always a little nervous that you two could be injured, so he forms various habits to keep your little family safe.

I finished it! I kept putting it off (I am too obsessed with verlaine to function), sorry. I hope you enjoyed the matchup :)

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we need to change the ranpoe tag to improper use of powdered donuts

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how to grow the fuck up

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sorry to post all this nonsense at once, I swear I'm trying to clean up my blog!!

@bi-sexual-dis-a-ster I'm still working on your request, I swear I'll get it done soon!!

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please do not plagiarise any of my works.

I'm always open to chat and requests are always open!

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information

I go by keys on this blog and I am 21. this blog is sfw. I am a swiftie and completely obsessed with bungo stray dogs. I also like classic literature, art, fashion history, and aesthetic images. I aim to begin collecting more antiques. my interest boards are messy, as you have probably already guessed. I am queer and use she/they pronouns. I enjoy sad music, love songs, and would love if people recommended that I listen to some of their favourite songs or showed me their playlists. if you want to be moots, just ask. I am always looking to make new friends on here. my mbti is entp. my current theme intentionally uses lowercase.

my moots!!

@luvfy0dor or @luvfy0dor-main

@sproutzai

@silverbladexyz

@bi-sexual-dis-a-ster

@ilovechuuy4

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rules

if you're looking to make a request, here are the rules!

requests are always open. I will not write character x character I will not write character x oc I will not write nsfw I will not write pedophilia/necrophilia/etc if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, etc, I will block you I will sometimes write about mental illness, certain disorders, etc, sometimes I cannot comfortably write about such things and sometimes I do not have the knowledge about them to write it. you can send in requests with these in them but there is a chance I will refuse I will often swear in writing. I try to clean it up. take this as a warning if you do not like reading that I will do my best to put trigger/content warnings at the top but sometimes I will forget. please notify me if this happens I will only write for bungo stray dogs. also, you can request characters that are lesser-known and from stormbringer, gaiden, etc. I have read them (please send in requests for adam and the flags... I love them so much)

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taming a bear, making him care

I still have a request to finish but I need to write about this... I am in love... lyric from "The Bolter" by taylor swift in the title. I hereby present how verlaine is whipped, smitten, and down horrendously bad.

verlaine who makes sure the vase in your shared apartment always has fresh flowers of whatever you would like. in the case that you do not have time to tell him your preferences, he will buy what he thinks you will like or a bouquet of something romantic. on anniversaries, there will always be irises, chrysanthemums, daisies, and alstroemeria. verlaine who always looks his best. he cannot bear the thought of being a dirty, ugly smudge in your vision. the apartment must also be clean for you. he wants to please you, including visually. if something looks ugly to you, he will try to ensure you do not come across it again. if you do not like all this, he will easily respond and try to change for you, but you are not often too much of a fan of how far he will go for you. verlaine who would get down on his knees and beg you to stay if he ever cheated. he would stay at your door for however long it took, he could never live a life without you. he also feels the need to be near you whenever possible, he needs to know that you're okay, he needs to know that he can be there to protect you. he would starve before he let you slip out of reach from his stained hands. it is only natural for mortals to crave the touch of the heavenly. verlaine who keeps you with him whenever possible. he will curse himself endlessly if he lets you get injured. if you're in the port mafia, he will even do extra work if it means he can accompany you on missions to ensure you're okay. your security means so much to him. verlaine who takes even the silliest questions of yours seriously. of course, he would still love you if you were a worm, he praises and loves you, his god, in all your forms. if you asked for a snack, he would ask you to accompany him to the grocery store and he would purchase it in bulk immediately. if you were lazy, he would even carry you like a princess.

I'm back from a trip (it sucked!! let's not discuss the details) and here is a post to celebrate me being back (I was gone for like two-ish days I just need an excuse to post about my pookie bear verlaine <333)

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reblogging my favourite post because I'm about to go camping for two days HOWEVER I will be thinking of an idea with Adam because this post single-handedly made him my favourite character. WHY ARE ALL THE BEST CHARACTERS IN STORMBRINGER OR GAIDEN??? petition to put them in the main series already. petition to magically resurrect the flags (with the book or something ig. or we can just kidnap asagiri).

Adam with a reader who considers him an older brother

-I love Adam, where's his fanarts guys ?????-

TW: nothing, just stupid things

You are the youngest member of Europole with an intelligence on par with Mary Shelley.

Even with Mary's grumpy personality, you managed to get close and that's why you met Adam and became very attached to him.

Adam may not easily understand behavior so it will take a while for him to know that you consider him a big brother, but when he does he will TRY to be 'affectionate':

"why are you patting me on the head???" "Because I Like You Little Sister/Brother'' ''WHAT--''

The times you end up sleeping on his exhaust table he carries you around like those baby kangaroo backpacks (you know??);

Adam always tells you about new experiences in the human world and also asks a lot of questions:

''Why do you humans spend so much time watching anime or reading fanfics, than actually doing something productive?'' ''hun…..I don't know…''

Since he can read feelings and emotions, I believe that in difficult times he is a good comforter;

He will over time grow fond, will protect you all his robotic brain;

Expect gum and hugs Randomly (he's probably seen in his database that it can make someone's day better)

In short, he is a sweetheart, sometimes silly, so cherish his friendship. Mary is grateful for all of this as she contributes to her research

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maybe I'm mentally ill but a certain person with ONE post gave me a favourite bsd character because it was so good and I have NEVER EVER had a favourite bsd character because I love them all. so THE TALENT??? @yuugen-benni YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING WRITER LIKE HELLO????

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We love the Verlaine pfp <3

TYSM POOKIE!! we're lovers now <33

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I can cook a couple things and follow instructions. It won't be the best thing you've ever eaten, but I can just follow a recipe the way it's supposed to be followed and have a few meals memorised.

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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promise to be dazzling

1:11 Clara Bow - Taylor Swift

I can't sleep until I do this. not requested by anyone, I just wanted to write angst. I was SO EXCITED FOR CLARA BOW AND IT WAS SO GOOD!!! this is the things that dazai starts and stops doing after you leave.

dazai quits drinking. it all went down when he was drunk, and he won't let something like that happen again. he will have a few drops after you two end and will feel forever guilty about it. it is hard to quit but it is harder to disgrace your ghost. dazai no longer constantly soothes arguments by diverting them in some other direction. he will at least address them a little bit instead of just covering them up and pretending like they never happened. you still would have been together if he stopped running away every time someone was genuinely mad at him. dazai makes an effort to be more genuine and tries to show people that he is actually being genuine. he hates remembering how you were never sure about anything about him, how he would smudge over his true self and never ever show you a single thing that could, without a doubt, be from Dazai's heart. your love for him lived its life unsure if it was even requited. dazai does not ask women to commit suicide with him. he now abhors the thought that anyone could think he was interested in anyone else. if someone gets the wrong idea, he will go to great lengths to correct them. his past self haunts him with how he would never pay any mind to how much it hurt when he showed interest in other women. like you were never special, like there was nothing different between you two. he wishes he could tell you how different you are. dazai tries his best to keep his promises. he is reminded of the half-meant promises that would keep you from bringing his faults back up, how he would always swear to do better. he now wishes he could convey to everyone just how committed he is to all his promises now.

angst, it's been a while my friend. it was kinda trash though, sorry y'all. I hope you all have a wonderful day or night, and have someone or something to keep you tied to this world.

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KEYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS ARE YOU LISTENING TO TTPD RN???? LOML OH MY GODDDDDDDD TELL ME JOW YOU FEEL ABOUT UT WHEN YOU FINISH

OMG POOKIE BEAR I WAS DYING WAITING FOR IT BUT I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART AND WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE!!! the mother, our lady and saviour, came to my rescue!!! my night in shining armour when I listened to clara bow!!

what are your favourites? my friend's favourite is the song ttpd.

also I am pretty sure The Alchemy is about Kelce... AHHHH FINALLY (if I'm right)!!!