#I love my wife so much I'd follow her into undeath and damnation

[edward-nb]

Alan. Alan, mate. You know I love your work. Always have, always will.

And I understand the lengths to which a person will go to justify their, let's face it, crossover fanfic decisions...

...especially when you have particular, er, plans in mind...

All I'm wondering is...

Alan.

Did you actually READ this book?!