SO glad that this woman does fingerguns and is awkward GOD SHE IS SO ME
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One thing I am very proud of is that I always believed in my boy wylan. When I read that chapter I knew that there was no way that was happening and I had full trust that it was all part of the plan. And I turned out to be right.
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august may have slipped into a moment of time but now it gets to be september and things get to change properly 🩵
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Coworker (scheduler. Not the pharmacist): there’s birthday cake over there for you
Me: ??? What? For me?
C: well, for everyone. It was someone’s kid’s birthday a few days ago and they didn’t eat the cake so he brought it in. If you want a slice
Me: oh…okay
C: oh! By the way..I don’t have have your birthday on the calendar
Me: oh yeah
C: I need to put it on there
Me: okay
C: …so…when’s your birthday?
Me: oh, yeah, uh, November third
C: wow! That’s the same birthday as my friend.
Me: that’s cool. National sandwich day
C: Only one other person has a November birthday
Me: crazy
C: *proceeds to walk through everyone’s birthdays including people who no longer work there and I’ve never met, talking about how she’s still friends with them*
Now all I need is [new pharmacist]’s birthday
Me: uhhhh. August something
C: okay thanks. You can get back to work
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and who says romance is dead? 😭
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I don't mean to brag, but I take the best screenshots.
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My Dhanishtha(aqua) father is happily married to my PBP mother. Who was created by her felonious father an UA(cap moon)😭😭😭
We(Uttara Ashada’s) are never beating the on to the next allegations. He found his person though & they’ve been married for over a decade he was bad as HELL when he was in his 20’s though
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and even the things that are done in an attempt to destroy me end up building me up.
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gonna get my mans to buy my plane ticket to florida this summer
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I love that Doc used to be, like, very sidelined with Ubi while they put the 'sexy lady' operators at the forefront. Now he's in like every cinematic. They did that for me.
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Corsets 🤝🏾 my boobs
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They're playing the classic Who theme song over the speakers at work
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the fun thing about my particular immune deficiency is that you get very familiar with the sensation of puking/crapping yourself to the point where it hurts to breathe for weeks after
anyhoo, this is why I cling to any character with canonical tummy issues lmao
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I’m looking at stuff to decorate my birthday as pink pony club and I’m honestly so happy. And it’s so funny to see my family’s reaction to what I’m picking out because I’m usually not a big fan of pink but it’s so much bright in your face pink stuff.
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