#I love them tho they r rlly funny

[room4creation]

Can’t decide if it would be weird to call these two guys I know to my birthday celebrations

[so-very-small]

so there’s that g/t tropes tier list going around (link)

[ninicaise]

damen and laurent ARE codependant but like. they never find out

[sylphwing]

hm. i do not like chilshi 🤔

[noxtivagus]

i love love music so much oh man

[moomeecore]

id like to preface this with the fact that bc i haven't updated the app (and don't use desktop) tumblr not only won't let me participate in polls, but won't even let me SEE them. i can't even see what the question is. i can see images & notes & that's it. anyway only getting to know abt polls from comments & ppl posting abt it is actually SUPER funny. currently the funniest shit rn is the tumblrwoman polls. bc i didn't hear anything abt them until ppl started talking abt marceline vs vriska LOL and i know almost NOTHING abt homestuck. but an insane amnt of ppl where confidently and angrily declaring that vriska is THE tumblrwoman and marcy couldn't possibly compete. so i was like "oh ok. guess vriska will win then. im a huge marcy fan but idk shit abt vriska, and im seeing a ridiculous ratio of comments declaring how vriska WILL win vs occasional comments saying someone will vote for marcy. so good for vriska whoever she is. hope she's cool" and then apparently marcy WON?? so this recontextualizes things sm for me, who just imedietly had gone "oh ok, people seem really passionate abt vriska winning, guess she's gotta win". turns out this newfound information is pinpointing, to me, that vriska fans are just super annoying /lh

[bsaka7]

going to buy new running shoes today let's hope no one is mean to me at the store 👍

[lewisvinga]

star couple | jude bellingham x fem! mclaren f1 driver! reader

summary; the current golden boy of real madrid dating the princess of the paddock has the internet going crazy

fc; jihoon kim

warnings; ? suggestive comment i think maybe cursing i dont rlly know lol

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

note; requested ! i wish real madrid admins and social media managers were as funny and entertaining as f1 🕊️ but alas, they are a serious institution 🕊️🕊️

masterlist !

liked by judebellingham, landonorris, and others !

yourusername: little date night ft almave , tysm lewishamilton 💫🫶

tagged; almave

username: WHAT ??? night

username: she’s dating someone ? 😀😀😀

username: mother is slaying this winter break

username: the outfit EATSSS

username: wdym ur on a date i wasn’t there ?? 🤣🤣

lewishamilton: glad you enjoyed! let me know if you guys need more 😁

yourusername: oh WE LOVED, he definitely did too and is already demanding more!

username: HE?????

username: why is jude bellingham in my gf’s likes….. he needs to focus on getting that pichichi🙄🙄🙄

username: why did jude bellingham like lol

username: guys what if jude and y/n are dating ..

username: LMFAOO😂😂🤣🤣

landonorris: tell him i say hi

yourusername: no u stink ( he says hi back )

mclaren: y/n slaying as always 😎

yourusername: why thank u admin

judebellingham uploaded to his story !

[caption 1; fuck it, hard launch because i love my girl so matcha] [caption 2; 😍😍]

yourusername replied to your story !

yourusername fuck it i wanna hard launch too

yourusername the girlies ( lando ) are gonna go crazyyy

judebellingham screw soft launches i wanna show u off 🕊️🕊️

judebellingham are u on ur way tho

yourusername mina n i are nearrrrrr w fede jr and fede jr jr

judebellingham love those kids

judebellingham how abt a bellingham jr???

yourusername i love u babe but we’re barley adults ourselves …. we’re barley 20😀

judebellingham who says we can’t be going parents 😒😒😒

yourusername our careers !!

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; omw to support my favorite boy🤍] [caption 2; the face of a man who scored a brace today and is todays ucl motm 🤭]

landonorris replied to your story !

landonorris gross

yourusername stfu ur jealous

landonorris don’t u have a game to watch

yourusername don’t u have a race to win 🤓🤓

landonorris YOU DIDNT WIN ALL LAST SEASON EITHER

yourusername red bull and max verstappen dominance 😞 fortunately i do love a team that wins the most championships tho🤭

landonorris can u get me a signed jersey plzzzz

yourusername maybe if u behave liked by landonorris !

judebellingham replied to your story !

judebellingham have you seen twitter yet🤣

yourusername omg no

judebellingham everyone’s shocked 🥸 why are they shocked that i pulled you😞

yourusername: idk babe, maybe bc i’m a cool f1 driver n ur not🤓🤓

judebellingham ok but i play for real madrid ??

yourusername white is such a good color on u btw lando wants a signed jersey

judebellingham on it 🫡🫡

liked by judebellingham, vinijr, and others !

yourusername: little madrid photo dump ft the ucl motm😁😁🤍

tagged; judebellingham

judebellingham: did u see me score for u, my star girl, they were for u☺️☺️😊🌹🌹

yourusername: yes i did see my starboy 🤍🤍

username: starboy n stargirl = star couple 😫

username: he’s fine asf tho icl

username: HE SCORED A BRACE FOR HER😫😫

username: now she gotta win a race for him

username: yeah but max🥸

vinijr: wow and i didn’t make the photo dump?😒

camavinga: it’s like that w them 🙄

rodrygogoes:🙄🙄

yourusername: next time i promise 😞

judebellingham: drama queens, all of you !

aurelientchm: leave him out next photo dump camavinga

username: the players interacting w her is so😭😭

username: the denim lv bag is everything tbh

landonorris: tysm for the signed jersey 😁judebellingham

judebellingham: anything for y/n’s friends 🫡

yourusername: lando is NOT my friend

landonorris: she’s a liar we r bffs😒

mclaren: stargirl and starboy of the paddock and the field !🤩🧡🤍 liked by yourusername and judebellingham !

[pumpkinsy0]

I love pony and dallys friendship. they’re like a realistic younger n older brother bond. Hc’s on how he would act around curly and pony after finding out they’re together? please?😔🙏

my fav shitheads being caught by another shithead how great❤️, of course i can!!!!

•i think dallys the few who rlly doesnt care allat much honestly, he cant control what they do, like he cares for pony but thats as far as it goes

•he does warn pony not to lose himself trying to “fix” curly or something along those lines, just dont let curly take advantage of him

•hes even said to pony that if curly tries something to tell him, or someone at least

•he aint say SQUAT to curly, he has nothing to say to that thing🙄

•much to curlys annoyance, dally knows a bit about curly, and hes half jokingly called curly a wuss bc he knows curly acts differently for pony, curly wanted to fight him but dally didnt give him the light of day to even try it

•sometimes he drops in while theyre on a date/hanging out to see how the “lovebirds” r doin, curly tries getting him to leave as soon as possible

•hes ALSO joked about bring along sylvia for one of their dates and look, even curly knew that he aint want that, HARD pass, pony and curly didnt say that tho, just gave each other a quick side eye

•tim and dally joke in bucks bar about how that chicken dare was actually their wedding, like i said before tim jokes about how he was like the priest and dally adds on that the burns were the “fucked up wedding rings”

•when he first saw them together, dally said he thought pony would just stay lonely forever but hes gotta give him props, cant say hes hoeless!!!

•he never speaks up when the gang is talking about their relationship, like he rlly doesnt gaf about them being together and thinks everyone is doing too much, he does think its a lil funny that pony got w curly of all ppl, cause THAT guy???

[joejhang]

i read die free or die a failure.

spoilers ahead !!! these are my thoughts and i'm a yapper.

THINGS I LIKED (in no particular order)

andrew. (i feel like i really enjoyed his characterisation even tho it wasn't accurate. like it still felt sort of like him just like he was more vocal??? more expressive??? idk like his real personality was all there. i feel like he didn't really do anything that canon andrew wouldn't do, he just did it more openly. i love the way he handled neil and i love his smartass comments he genuinely made me laugh. and yeah protective andrew is near and dear to my heart)

kevin-neil dynamic (i would include jean in this but i hate to say it i feel like jean didn't quite fit in the narrative. like he was just there. but he didn't have a LOT of personality. it's fine tho we have tsc and that's enough for me. anyway. i loved kevin and neil's sibling dynamic it was SO funny i think they deserve to have more silly brotherhood moments in canon. i also liked how the author rlly deepened their relationship and there were a lot of layers to their bond)

SETH (i'll say it till the day i die seth deserved better. i feel like dfodaf perfectly illustrates how seth could've been if he had been allowed more time and a redemption arc. maybe it was a little rushed but i LOVED the way he became like a protective older brother to neil and actually learned about his mistakes and was willing to own up to them. GOD he had so much potential)

martyr!neil (IDK I KNOW IT'S TOXIC IT WAS JUST REALLY REALLY WELL DONE. it's not completely in line w canon neil's personality tbh but i feel like the author just got one of neil's key personality traits (a penchant for self-sacrifice and getting into near death situations) and just exaggerated for narrative purposes. which i can respect. and i just genuinely think neil is the bestest boy and this is probably very similar to what he could've been like if he had grown up in the nest)

andreil build up (i say build up bc that's the part i loved most abt their relationship in this fic. like it just felt very right for them to be together romantically after everything they went thru in this fic together. and i feel like andreil is a difficult ship to rewrite and make good bc of how well nora developed the intimacy and trust between them but this fic did it right. like the amount of trust they had in each other rlly warmed my heart!!! and i'm honestly a bit of a traditionalist and i like to stick to the canon but i think within the context of this fic their relationship was developed perfectly and paced perfectly. it just felt like the final piece in the puzzle slipped into place when they actually officially got together. like it just made sense. bc they already had that pre-existing foundation of trust and consent and they already knew each other really well. and their banter!!! it was so well written and funny. they had GREAT chemistry. they cooked w this one)

THINGS I KINDA DIDN'T LIKE (no hate!!! i'm just a natural hater and these r just some criticisms)

neil. (SORRYYYY i just can't stand when they mischaracterise my boy!!!! i feel like it kind of is a personal preference but reading this fic didn't really feel like i was reading neil. i think in the first half it was fine and i wasn't bothered by it too much but by the second half it kind of took me out of the narrative. like the neil i know and love isn't this vocal or this open about like...anything. like i just felt like neil in this fic was just very like out there and a lot louder and more...talkative??? than neil in canon. and i think it bothered me a lot bc one of the things i love most abt neil is his quiet (until he's not) personality. like he's really chill and just isn't as like vocal as he was in this fic. again it's probably just me, but i just feel like the neil characterisation in this fic didn't feel quite right to me)

the dialogue (not all of it but a lot of it i remember being like oh ok. like it felt a little too...like blunt??? like the dialogue felt kind of jarring bc i feel like real ppl wouldn't speak like that. a lot of the conversations felt kind of awkward (this isn't me imposing my own like preferences onto this fic even within the narrative it didn't feel right) and i feel like a lot of what aftg does right in terms of writing is showing not telling the characters' thoughts and feelings whether thru actions or expressions. but in this fic it kind of felt like the characters were all just saying exactly what they were thinking and feeling and experiencing at all times and it kinda took me out of the story)

ok that's it. the things i liked outnumbered the things i disliked but the things i disliked were some pretty big things. STILL. i digress. i think writing such a long and complicated fic abt such a well-loved piece of writing is such a skill and i think the author did great even if there were things i personally didn't love about it. go read it PLEASE so i can discuss this w ppl. CHECK TW!!! there are a lot and this fic is very dark and very heavy and difficult to read at times. anyway. props to the author i had a great time.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31265498/chapters/77287217

[sturnslut]

Matt nsfw head cannons

Warning - nsfw obviously don’t read if ur not comfortable

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Boy is the king of aftercare. Definitely makes sure u are okay and cleans you up being careful cuz ur obviously sensitive. Taking a bath or shower together, loads of cuddles and kisses

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of his is his hands and how big they are compared to yours. However is back is a close second especially when u leave scratches on it 🤭. His favourite body part of urs is ur eyes he could stare into them for hours he’s such a simp fr.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Man’s loves to cum inside of you he loves a bit of risk (shoot me) but he also will never turn down coming on ur stomach he finds it so hot.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Loves to leave hickeys in places only he can see and loves it when u leave hickeys on his chest and stomach.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I feel like he’s not that experienced and only had like 1 body before he met you and now he knows his stuff 😉. Let’s just say he knows how to make u feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think missionary definitely his fave so he can look at you the whole time but he also won’t admit often but he LOVES when u ride him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I think he’s more serious and romantic but if something goes wrong or is funny you both definitely get the giggles.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Definitely trimmed and hates the thought of his pubes being long it’s inconvenient and annoying. But yh definitely got some hair not a lot.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

So sweet and romantic, constantly asking you u if ur okay and if he’s making u feel good. He would definitely be so lovey but some nights he gets freaky.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Before he met u probably jacked off 3 or 4x a week but now he has you he only does it when u can’t see each other and he will usually ring u and get off to the sound of ur voice.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Loves loves loves to be praised and secretly loves to be dominated once in a while.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Definitely likes it to be private so the bed but he also is a sucker for shower sex. You guys have done it on the kitchen counter before and a few times in the car which he hates to admit he loves.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Bro is always bricked up when he’s with you but you playing with his hair rlly gets him going he doesn’t know why it just makes him so horny and you like to use this in ur advantage when ur out in public.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Definitely not into threesomes he finds them weird and also would never do anything to hurt you like spanking and hard choking (slight choking is fine) and if you ever suggested something he probably would be down to try just very nervous.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Man is a munch. He loves tasting you and the sounds you make when his head is between ur thighs. He also loves getting head tho just would rather make you cum first.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I think he can be quiet slow and sensual especially during morning sex but most of the time he likes it fast and a little bit rough. However some nights he will destroy you and may feel bad about it after 🤭.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t love them he would rather take his time with you but if the time calls for a quickie and it’s all he can get he will never turn it down.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He would definitely be down to try things and would discuss it before hand to make sure you are both comfortable. Would never take risks that will hurt either of you!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think on a good night he could go 3 times pushing 4 but would be fucked out after. These are nights you have been teasing him all day. On a normal night 2 rounds definitely this man loves sex.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He finds them pointless tbh like why use one when he could make u feel 10x as good. Never used one on you or himself. (sorry)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I think he tries to tease you but ends up giving in because he just wants to make u feel good already. He likes to be teased tho but he definitely gets overstimulated fast.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc

Absolutely no one can tell me he is not the most vocal person during sex. He is for sure a whiner no one can change my mind.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves to fuck ur face 😭

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Definitely has more length than girth but he’s not massive just the perfect size.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Is horny 24/7 but hides it well. When it’s just you alone he does not hide it at all. Definitely fucks u at least 5 or 6 times a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Definitely waits for you to fall asleep and then bro is out like a light. Is always down for a nap after sex.

A/N ~ This is my first time writing something like this so i hope you like it. Love you all 🫶

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 155 spoilers n thoughts below cut etc u know the drill

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bug when u lift a rock

i love when he has lil soft smileys like this theyre his best look heehee

THIS IS WHAT MY BRAIN WAS MELTING OVER EARLIER TODAY BTW. IM GOING INSANE

THIS HAD ME SHIVERING . TREMBLING LIKE A WET CAT. "when someone really misses another person... they might meet again here." GHH . HGGGGG AAAAAHHH

ok sorry uh. i dont have much insight this time around im just going insane over it,,, a place that represents happy memories and promises to stay together and yet suho has returned here, unable to hold onto both without the ache of loss bc his parents r gone AAAGGHHHG AA

how cruel how cruel how cruel,,, cruel reminders of what he can never return to,,, WHICH MAKES HIM SAYING "i already met my family." SOOO HEARTACHE TO ME

ok sorry im jumping ahead a bit but yeah suho feeling at home as a frontera and moving forward, beyond the memories and the past,,, im gonna THROW UP what the FUCK

ok bouncing back to some sillies this ep LOL

A MAN ON A FUCKING MISSION 😭 LLOYD U MONSTER HAHAA javier being happy that lloyds back to his motivated self tho makes me so happy WEEHEEHEE

ALSO JAVIER IMMEDIATELY BECOMING SOCMED FAMOUS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA honestly the ppl who r taking pics. so real. me too. i can only imagine how insanely pretty javier would b if he was in our world,,, his protagonist-level good looks are dimensional constants .

i am a little bit confused as to why javier said this considering he was so ready to bring lloyd back at all costs when they first got here? mmm maybe his worries were quelled when they were taking the mountain trail to the tower? im not quite sure,,, maybe i missed smth

ALSO HIS FRIEND OMGGG

IM SO GLAD WE GOT TO SEE HIM AGAIN hes working construction now too!!! wahoo!!! hes still got that face tho lol

OH OH AND THE COP CHASE RIGHT

javier folding the clothes is so silly hes such a good lil guy 😭 vs lloyd just leaving them scattered LMAOOO it was nice of them to leave a note n the gold for the cop guys tho!!

i also liked that the cops kept fucking posing thru out the whole ep HAHAHA ive never seen jjba but its like jjba level posing theyre so silly

AND FINALLY YAA THEY GOT ALL THE MATERIALS SECURED

i rlly liked javiers lil "!!" at the bottom here HEHEHE

so so happy they got the stuff!!!! restoration of fate can SUCK AN EGG THEYRE GONNA BEAT IT!!!! hopefully

afaik theres no telling what the jewel of truth is gonna actually say abt fighting fate,,, or whether or not the jewel will give the answer that easily,,, hopefully it goes smoothly lloyd deserves a break atp 😭😭😭

also how r they gonna put the thing together havent they been flying over the ocean w draggy recently . werent the mermaids tryna figure out who was commanding draggy so that they could sic em for opening that portal to hell 😭 WILL THAT B A PROBLEM? (dont actually answer that)

man oh man milestone achieved but still so much to do for these guys,,,, i wanna put them in a box and contain them and let them have a break they deserve it

ok thats it for now,,, if i start brainrotting again ill prolly post abt it here or on twitter,,, see yall next week!!!!

[fell-the-aristocracy]

MOSHANG FIC TIME if u love/havent read any if these PLS DISCUSS THEM W ME im so insane about them plsplspls-

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27448672 - lighthearted fluff, SQH is suddenly Desirable™ to demons n MBJ is not about it, post-canon oneshot sqh pov

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36060397 - OMFG. Deaged!SQH and MBJ being SUCH a cutie about it. This author is one of my favs and this fic is so cute,,, babby airplane asking for cartoons in ancient china. Hes so cute and mbj is so good w kids here,,, bingqiu are v prominent in this fic and the system is a big part!!! Super cute v recommend!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56817634 - a saucy one, SQH tryna stop the horny books about him and his king from reaching mobei jun but....👀👀👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17577836 - cant quite remember the plot to this one except the description, just MBJ listening when SQH thinks out loud and its p silly n cute i think ^3^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21949045 - TIME LOOP MOSHANG!!! airplanes hack author ways kick him jn the ass and hes so oblivious in this its gr8. V suggestive but not outright horny (until....👀) but so so cute also. Sqh u r so dumb my beloved <3

Oh wait tho lemme get u some LOGISTIC SQH!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50941312 - this author. This. Author!!!!! 3 works and im obsessed (91 chapter scumplane friendship that is SO FUNNY Pls read phantom of the wrp...its got *gasp* healthy moshang!!) But this one!!!! Fake dating AU bc mobei jun panics and isnt as good at lying as SQH and theyre both so dumb but competent (its a running theme im in love w shush-) (also!!! Historical accuracy!!! The authors notes are SO GOOD) 38/38 chapters (also ttly forgot to do this with the rest of them....soz i think theyre all finished!!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54434674 - AAAAAAA THIS ONE!! I binged it in like 2 days, its SO GOOD (cute mini sqh, good shizun sqh, adorable cumplane friendship eeee!!) He has the CUTEST assistant and hes so paperwork cored here.... The moshang is such a nice buildup and the concept is so so so well executed (if u like SQH getting powers bc hes the author and the system being PROMINENT....this is literally the best fic) 25/25 chapters, w extras that are still updating!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41344347 - this one heeheeeeee theyre both oozing competence n saving each other and i heart it lots. Bamf!SQH 4/4 chapters

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36245203 - ooohhhhh if u like demon/human culture differences..... Bodyswap fic where they understand each others human/demon instincts and are like ah. I think u might like me back actually. Oneshot!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36964696 - this one is so fkn funny. Peak lords more like 11 affronted siblings asking MBJ why he thinks hes good enough for their beloved shang shidi. Oneshot!

Ok this ask is. Gigantic. I have more (some amnesia plots if ur amenable 👀) bt im. Im gonna read more moshang im frothing at he mouth rn i hope u havent read all of these recs already and u find some u rlly like!!! Godspeed o7

ooohh fuck yeahhh. i haven't read v many just yet bc i've been busy ish today but i have Time tonight. love love love me some Logistics Man work i Will be reading.

[noxtivagus]

OH I JUST REMEMBERED RN i shld play games on my switch again, it's been a long time ><

[sunnychuuya]

Sorry for the lack of sally face vomit last night guys I was eepy </3 I'm waking up in less than 8 hrs so let's go

THE FUCK YOU MEAN 60%

HOW DID I MISS SHIT I TRY SO HARD TO NOT

-oof not meds being shitty

-"is anyone really happy?" Mood

-hoooly fuck bro I am notnin a good enough mental state for this rn "I mean, were all just going to die anyway. So what's the point" pookie can we donting

-guysss whay the flip this games writing is rlly good

-"it feels like nothing puts me at ease. It's this constant feeling of discomfort like my soul isn't aligned with my body" okay I know this is prolly some ghosty supernatural shit but I feel this so hard ??

-HELP THE SCRAMIMG JUMPSCARED ME SO BAD mood tho

-hey what.

Whats this.

Larry if this means what I think it means

"ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO WHAY NO

Fuck

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

NO

I KNEW HE DIED BUT HE CANT DIE LIKE THOS

MY HEART IS RACIN

NO

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

"Don't do anything stupid" the amount of times I've had this told to me and had to tell me loved ones bro

Fuck

No

Guys this isn't even fucking funny this isn't like me getting spooked easy it's like I legitimately am crying so fucking hard right now like mt face is red and all nasty

Shit Larry please

I think this is the most I've ever cried over a game.

Shit

Fuck

No..

Please.

I knew he died.

It can't happen like this I'd rather anything else god damnit why.

Im shaking

okay in texting one of my friends and he's kinda helping a Lil 👍

He was supposed to move in with us.

He's in the treehouse.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

I'm sorry I know this isn't entertaining to read but

Fuck..

Larry why.

Larry face.

No ghat was really well done. And that's what makes it hurt sk much more. Fuck. Why.

[Tw suicide] this Honestly is making me really glad I never went through with it. Seeing those messages from a fucking fictional character is able to break my heart so much I can't imagine how my loved ones would've felt receiving this

sorry this is getting a Lil venty and dark but just like.. jeez. This is well written and that fucks it up so hard

ash what the fuck. You shitty traitor.

Ash I hate you.

Why.

Ash you fucking suck

Wait did Larry die with alcohol

Uck that makes it so much worse too

Im lowkey having to take breaks cuz this is hitting HARD

Larry's note. Oh my god.

phrophecy??

Oh right the cult

Fuck I'm sk glad ghosts exsist but I wish he was really here larry why

"You asshole! How could you do this?! Why did you leave me? Why?!" Fuck. Dude. Shit.

guys I'm stuck this is embarrassing

A times thing r u fr

Nvm easy as shot

oh great! guys that's great why is there black leak that's not good

what's happening with 501 what the florp

"The shapeless man walks in awkward strides"

Is everyone like possed or on the verge of possession or smth ?? Because like it's the red eyed demon right- based on the cutscene with Todd we saw during the bologna incident and the black stops righr before their eyes so..

The guitar sections are so stressful ngl

Oh wow mr Sanderson blew his brains out hub!

"yoy look like shit dude" Larry fucking wild thing to say to someone who shot themslelves

HEY GUYS ROOM 404 IS SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS

"These ghosts. So full of life. Strong, healthy blood. Tender meat. Oh how we crave their flesh. Yet, they deny us.. soon." what the fuck.

Wait guys in the vhs tape screen TV reflection it's younger sal he has pigtails

Larrys dead. I can't accept thst wth..

yall. Why us everyone being all deep n shit

"I'm sort of in the middle of something" honestly props to sal for not just giving up. I would be strong enough for that.

Yea these fuckers r possessed how do we unposses them

am I is have stupid

Im dumb

Gwyss who's quitting for the night cuz I couldn't figure out the guitar thing !!

Will do tmmrw

Aorry for this one being kinda depressing </3 I'm waking up in 5 hrs save .e

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ahajsksbywpqp sat guess who has 2 tests in the same week in the same class next week. Not very fun for me. anyway I was think abt Kafka (honestly when am I not is the real question). See if it wasn’t Kafka in ur au and I was r I would definitely turn her in for the money, but I unfortunately think I might like Kafka just like a little bit ig so I don’t think k would be able to do that .

Reread part 3 today is her fingers twitching bc she wants to shoot something or is it just bc Kafka and her fingers. Ok thats not what I meant but also…what I meant was that she works with her fingers a lot I wish she used them on me instrument, guns, etc. we still haven’t gotten an in game Kafka appearance w an actual violin, it probably won’t happen but I’m still holding out. And she’s the highest threat level possible for a criminal but she STILL commits petty theft. She is so I saw someone say that the stellaron hunters were all siblings, Kafka and blade are like the older siblings that have to drive/pay for everything, silver wolf is the gamer (so original) and firefly is the youngest. Wish they had more in game interactions, or like they had synergy, meta wise, since canonically they’re one of the most tight knit groups.

oh also your inbox must be full as fuck so it’s fine if you don’t reply to everything, esp bc you answer a lot of stuff, and even tho someone already said this ur rlly great to talk to ur thoughts are always more coherent than mine. And we all get to simp over hot fictional women together.

ngl I might start playing ptn, like I’ve been seeing screenshots and…wow, I don’t think I have enough storage tho. I think the two types of characters I usually like are tiny mentally ill ones and hot evil women, so…

im so sorry my messages are always so long btw, I keep rambling 😭

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aaaa study well and good luck for your tests!!! hope you get a good grade and if u dint i will hack i to your prof’s computer and change it for you

im with you entirely, if it was anyone else in that story i wouldve already called the cops LMFAOOO kafka gets privileges because shes hot and my fav unfortunately… for the finger thing, i think its just one of her quirks! in her idle she mimics playing the violin and like you said she has very dexterous hands (even mentions it in a voice line) so i think she’d absentmindedly move them around when her mind is elsewhere. this is the kind of overthinking i was talking about, when i map out a character in my head i think about the most irrelevant stuff that dont matter😭 but imo they add to her charm a little and make her a rounder character, idk. AND YES i love that her crimes go from suicide inducement to petty theft shes so ridiculous hfjfhdhfj that time in her character story where she just walked in a store and took clothes off the rack then left in front of everyone… shes funny as hell😭

i see the SH as family too! silver wolf and firefly are sisters to me, and both of them are def kafka’s little sisters. i think silver wolf is the youngest though, she even gives off sassy youngest child vibes. i wish they could work together too, having them all in one team would be so nice. but it’s also cool that each of them has a speciality, it makes sense for the work they do

my inbox is full i think i have around 70 asks rn…😭 but to be fair a lot of them are veryyy old i just havent gotten around to cleaning up my blog yet, i’ll do it at the same time i change my masterlist and actually make it pretty to look at. i usually try to click on notifs as soon as i see them but like i said, i just forget to type my answers </3

and omg. anon. if your type is mentally ill and hot evil women ptn is literally the game for you. there is an abundance of mentally ill women in there, trust me… like there’s every kind of character you could want in that game— you could give me a specific type and i could find you a character that matches it, you should definitely play. and if you do, do it before the second anniversary ends (starts around mid/late-october) bc trust me you are gonna be upset if you miss shalom :/

dont worry abt ramblingggg i love talking to u and answering every point it’s really nice!!