#I popped off bitch 😌💅

[erwinsmissing-arm]

This randomly popped into my head so here, also this is modern AU??? Idk, you can choose. It's a textfic/crackfic where Y/N (you) are a Hashira so yh, hope you enjoy! <3

Genre: crack

Warnings: swearing, no real plot

Context: the Hashira’s wake up after a night they don't remember very well but they slowly find more and more photos from the previous night

Last Night~~~~~~

Y/N The Baddie🥵: @everyone lmao

look what I found from last

night

Butterfly👀💜🦋 is online

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨ is online

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man is online

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍 is online

Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is online

Simp💗💗💗 is online

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀 is online

uMAI🍱🍙🔥 is online

Butterfly👀💜🦋: I wish I remembered last night😭😔

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: Y/N, what's with the names?

Y/N The Baddie🥵: why not

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: why tho

Y/N The Baddie🥵: why not

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: why am I called ‘Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀’

Y/N The Baddie🥵: bc you pretty

much stare at them all day. I

remember you told me their

names once, their NAMES.

.YOU.NAMED.A.CLOUD. Altho I

would change ur name bc you are

child and precious🥺

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀:...I hate you

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I think they're fun

Y/N The Baddie🥵: see, Kyō gets me

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: are we just gonna forget the photo Y/N sent us?

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: shit, forgot about that

Y/N The Baddie🥵: gASP- Sanemi

forgetting something?!🤭🧐

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: STFU I will end you

The Water Man Himself🌊 is online

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man:...

Simp💗💗💗:...

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨:...

uMAI🍱🍙🔥:...

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍:...

Wind bITCH💨💨💨:...

Y/N The Baddie🥵:...

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀:...

Butterfly👀💜🦋: good morning Tomioka-San! How are you feeling? Is your head okay?:)

The Water Man Himself🌊:...why are you being so nice?

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: back read

The Water Man Himself🌊: okay?

The Water Man Himself🌊: @Butterfly👀💜🦋 @Y/N The Baddie🥵 🖕

Y/N The Baddie🥵: WHAT YOU

FLIPPING ME OFF FOR?!

The Water Man Himself🌊: YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND TOOK A PHOTO

Y/N The Baddie🥵: if I was

sober I probs would've

come save you😭 sorry

bestie💔😔

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: that's a big ass fat ass lie

Y/N The Baddie🥵: that's not

true!! You're just mad😌🖕

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: hoe’s mad

Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is offline

Y/N The Baddie🥵: real mad

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: look what I found

Simp💗💗💗: so THAT'S how we got back

Butterfly👀💜🦋: how did you even take a pic of us

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: everyone else took a cart while we wanted to do...this

Butterfly👀💜🦋: you remember last night?

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: I only remember drinking loads and getting on the bike

The Water Man Himself🌊: why am I on there even tho I probably have like a major concussion

Y/N The Baddie🥵: idk but I found

something else

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: is that...a weird drawing...of me?

Y/N The Baddie🥵: I think so, yh

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I have a vague memory of Giyuu drawing it then all of us slowly coming forth to hail this drawing of Gyomei

The Water Man Himself🌊: I drew that?

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I think so

Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is online

Y/N The Baddie🥵: welcome back

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: what did I miss?

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: it's easier just to back read at this point

Simp💗💗💗: I'm going through my camera roll now to see if there's any photos from last night

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: same

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: wtf. Why?

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: I think I can speak for everyone when I say this, we don't even know at this point

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: mans just wanted a selfie

Y/N The Baddie🥵: Giyuu being

a complete mood as always

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: where is he? I can't see him

Butterfly👀💜🦋: by Tengen’s hand

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: thank you Shinobu!

Butterfly👀💜🦋: np!!😊

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: I just wanted a selfie! Why did ya’ll have to ruin it?! Assholes🖕

Butterfly👀💜🦋: someones moody

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: of course I'm moody, that was gonna be a good selfie, the EMOTION in that selfie at the start, did you not see how happy I was

The Water Man Himself🌊: you were happy?

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: uh, yh, can't you tell?

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: looks like ur normal neutral expression to me :/

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: seriously?

Y/N The Baddie🥵: don't worry

Mui, I knew FROM THE START

that you were happy, until

they RUINED IT

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: idk if you're just saying that or not

Simp💗💗💗: this is so funny to me

Y/N The Baddie🥵: lmao Giyuu why

are you always in the background

of the photos looking sad and

lost😭🤣

Butterfly👀💜🦋: it's bc nobody wants him in the photos bc he has no friends

The Water Man Himself🌊:...

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: honestly Gyomei looks fabulous and fits his part well

Simp💗💗💗: he does! But I think you all do! Even Giyuu

Y/N The Baddie🥵: what as a lost

depressed man?😏

The Water Man Himself🌊: 🖕

Simp💗💗💗: no that's not what I meant!!!

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: don't worry we all know, Y/N’s just joking, right Y/N🔫😊

Y/N The Baddie🥵: sure

👁👄👁💧

Y/N The Baddie🥵: alright ya’ll

imma go die on the inside now

and sleep, bye

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: bye

Simp💗💗💗: have a good sleep Y/N-San!

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: I would come over and annoy you but I'm bedridden so I can't😔

Y/N The Baddie🥵: oh no, how sad

CloudStalker😬☁️👀: you dying on the inside brings me joy

Y/N The Baddie🥵: fuck you

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: have a good sleep and hope you feel better soon Y/N:)

Y/N The Baddie🥵: thank you

Gyomei🥰🥰🥰

Butterfly👀💜🦋: bye Y/N-San

The Water Man Himself🌊: bye

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: make sure you have water! Hydration is important!

Y/N The Baddie🥵: thanks for the

reminder Kyō!

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: bye

Y/N The Baddie🥵 is offline

[lovely-keii]

Lev Liking the Nekoma Manager

Meeting the Team:

so you were a first year

you were pretty focused on your studies 

but you needed a club

inuoka happened to be your seatmate in english

he needed a little help

bc wow i hc him like that dont @ me

he started to approach you more

one day, you decided to rant to him

“i hate that i need a club”

“you need a club??”

“uh yeah,,ANYWAYS its annoying bc-”

this mf practically dragged u to the gym 😭

“im sorry y/n but plese do it as a favor”

bitch?? you don’t owe him anything but ok

“i’ll buy you <you favorite food>”

“fuckin deal”

so when you stepped into the gym

btw inuoka told coach nekomata beforehand

dont worry u aint interrupting anything

ok so when u stepped in the gym

yamamoto screamed

HE LITERALLY 156 HERTZ TEEN GIRL SCREECHED

this man has never seen a lady in his life  😌✌

when lev saw u

plssss

he short circuited

his brain just went bzzzzz  💀

mans just fully stopped responding

so being the queen u r

u introduced urself

“hey, i’m y/n. i’m training to be the manager.”

pls u just killed lev

he was like

“oH SHIT IM GONNA SEE HER EVERY TRAINING HAHA FUCK.”

“I CANT DO RECIEVES PLS SHE’LL HATE ME”

“OH MY GOSH IS MY HAIR OKAY, WHERE IS ALISA WHEN U NEED HER.”

he was pale asf

mans was dying

Managing the Team

okay so its a bit better

yamamoto practically worships the ground u step on 

✨respectfully✨

lev learned how to keep his shit together

but istg his brain is like

“hdgdhdghdg y/n y/N Y/N Y/N”

help this man pls

u treated the team amazingly

even kenma warmed up to you

u would make sure that the team got enough rest

and that inuoka got the food that he promised 🙃💅

and when ppl would gossip abt them

queen pls

u ✨eradicated✨ them

one day, u were walking w lev to the gym

and ur heart was doing backflips

ma’am, u developed a crush on him i-

“oh my god, did you see the grey haired guy in the vb team”

“he’s so fucking stupid and weird.”

your head went ✨zoom✨ 

“excuse me, what did you say? mind repeating that? okay, no. look at me, both you bitches. i don’t know what you guys are doing here, but the team has actual work to do. so if you don’t mind, you two rats can scamper off to the basketball team and do whatever shit your half braincell can actually do, because it seems that decent human morals are too much of a stretch for you idiots.”

ma’am pop off ig

and you grabbed lev’s hand and dragged him away.

u were internally screaming bc

OH MY GOD U WERE HOLDING HIS HAND

yeah he was thinking the same

at this point everyone in the team knew u liked him

it was just a matter of how to confess

[luvervinyl]

Can you prove that you made your pre made your wallpaper before posting them because your spencer and one of your morcia wallpapers looks ridiculously close to prentisslove

i honestly don't have to prove or say anything to you because without evidence on your side all of what you say is invalid. but because it 6:45 am and I feel like wasting my time on someone who's going off of things by looks. let's play it this way. 

I put the lockscreens together rq to prove this. the ones marked in purple are mine. 

so okay okay I get where you see the resemblance because the background colors ? but frankly it not that hard to go on google and find a color pallet to use ?? because I did exactly that and maybe ryann did too. these colors aren't impossible to find. obviously. 

listen I use my own content. and I make my own original content I decide what I want to do and I do it. I don't need inspiration or the need to copy anyone because I'm just not like that. obviously you don't know me that well then. and this is a game to you so let's play, shall we? 

I take screen caps of my. own. I edit them and I use those. incase you can't tell hers aren't original. she uses the content that other content creators make. honestly I couldn't care enough what she does. good for her then. personally I'm not for it, but we don't need to get into that. but I made and edit my own shit. because if you'd notice I also posted and icon pack with those exact icons. 

if you knew what you were talking about, you'd know that doing your own edits, etc. take a ridiculous amount of time. your accusations are invalid because frankly I don't care what you say. and where is the proof lmao. 

now on the pre-making these. yes I did make these ones yesterday. but I had the idea for them before ryann posted hers. of course you can choose to ignore that and the fact that I make lists of things that I want to make and post. 

if anything "looks ridiculously close to prentisslove" it's probably because she uses picsart just like me and those stickers that I chose to use are some of the easiest to find in search results to I'm not surprised that they look alike. and neither should you. 

it's honestly a stylist choice to have photos lined up a certain way for the affect of it looking better and making use of the space I had there. so I could hit you with the great minds think alike if that'll maybe sway you. and better yet I could go on a whole rant about chosing image positions for better affects because I know. 

and I don't see how you think these look alike. the fonts are different, the images, added stickers, etc. all different. there is a lot I could be saying about what she makes and the way that she makes some of her content as well as previous ones. but keep in mind that that's still there and the resemblance between earlier wallpapers of hers and mine are uncanny. and yes. mine were both made and posted before hers. but I'm not here to shit on anyone so I just I'd throw that out.

till you have cold hard evidence that I'm copying her, that I would need to copy her. then I don't want to hear from you again. obviously you're not a content creator because if you were I don't think you'd appreciate someone accusing you for copying another person without evidence, now would you? probably not. now go find something better to do and someone who actually cares to bother.